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Secret Satans 2010 - Send/Receive gifts! Read OP for new rules. NSF 56k, deadbeats

nevilleneville The Worst Gay(Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
Satans sent, matches made... now we wait.... FOR SATAN CLAUS (or something).

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(Mully continues the tradition of making awesome art for this, so thanks a million mully. !)


This is our second thread. If you're here for the signups, you're too late. Now watch and sob as other people trade gifts and you are forgotten... or, you know, wait for next year.
If you haven't made a post for things you like and/or made a wishlist... GET TO IT.

In the meantime, enjoy a picture of one of my adorable hedgehogs, who is judging you.

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Rules:
Spoiler:
Keeping the tradition alive:
Framling's Fantastic FAQ For Foisting Freebies On Friendly Forumers!

Q: My person lives outside the country! What if shipping takes a long time?
A: Oh shit! Better plan ahead!

Q: I got evicted from my apartment! I can't afford a present right now.
A: Shouldn't have signed up, Poordilocks!


Sign-Up List:

Robert Khoo
neville
Squall
#pipe
Burning Organ
VisionOfClarity
TankHammer
Vann Diras
OmegaTofuNinja
Green
MetroidZoid
Smart Hero
Ten
As7
lostwords
CorpseRT
Goose!
NOTASENATOR
Bucketman
Nogs
Uriel
Tonkka
redfenix
Fiz
Skettios
CrackedLens
ShimSham
Fearghaill
Raijin Quickfoot
Usagi
Veretas
Munkus Beaver
Tossrock
Druhim
Centipede Damascus
mully
pillow
Didgeridoo
Sars_Boy
thanimations
Aphostile
Caulk Bite
Zonugal
Rent
Butler
Lost Salient
barcardi
Schide
I.H.N.I.W.T.R.
Tommy2Hands
That Dave Fella
Blake T
SporkAndrew
Platypus Beirut
Josiah_9
Langly
DrZiplock
SeñorAmor
Kakodaimonos
Stale
Sal
Hunter
Wombat!!
BahamutZERO
Bad-Beat
Reigner
Mr Fuzzbutt
Kwoaru
Fletcher
Sara Lynn
Campion
Jokerman
Marcus And His Band of Mysterious Disco Ravens
DHS Odium
Daimajin
sarukun
Legba
orikaeshigitae (King of awesome)
VALVEJunkie
kusuguttai
cheshire
spookymuffin
Huxley
Theidar
Cogliostro
BYToady
Slacker71
PkErthbnd
Henroid
George Fornby Grill
Gatsby
The Lovely Bastard
IpseDixit
Hacksaw
GRMike
Perrsun
Weaver
Rolo
B.C.
BusterK
RabidDeathMoose
Sheri
The Geek
LuvCherie (The Geek's wife)
Ruby Rhod
Jyardana
FlatEric
A duck!
Staleghoti
mensch-o-matic
Sticks
. (Plut)
Sweeney Tom
Bogey
I'd Fuck Chuck Liddell Up
Tastypastry
FORAR
Romanian My Escutcheon, Doxy
CorporateLogo
Pharezon
Akilae729
FlatEric
ISKANDER
Bwanie
The_Rat
BEAST!
Okami
Koshian



NEW as of Nov 22 - RULES d'ETIQUITTE
(Since apparently we need them, you goddamn jerkpiles):

1. THOU SHALT POST THANK YOUS (with or without photos) WHEN YOU GET YOUR GIFT(S).
THIS IS REQUIRED. FAILURE TO DO SO WILL INVALIDATE YOU FROM SIGNING UP NEXT YEAR.

2. THOU SHALT GET TRACKING ON THY PACKAGES.
If you don't and your gift "Gets lost" and you get banned, tough shit. Spend the extra $2 for tracking / delivery confirmation.

3. THOU SHALT MAKE A WISHLIST AND/OR "HERE ARE SOME THINGS I LIKE" POST.
This year it is HIGHLY suggested (I.e. Just do it); next year it will be a pre-requisite to signing up.


And fyi, this is also done to help keep WaM and my inboxes from being flooded. If you don't like any of the 3 rules: I. DON'T. CARE.
Do them anyway. This will keep us from bitching at you. And between a woman and a bitter gay who are running this, we can bitch a lot, so just help us out.
THANKS IN ADVANCE.

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Registered User regular
    I really want a Hedgehog. But they're illegal in California. :(

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  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 Registered User regular
    My friend has a hedgehog, it is very grumpy and cute.

  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    it seems like a big list this year

  • sarukunsarukun Carl Edgar Blake II Nerd-King of BaconRegistered User regular
    My favorite part about this holiday event is that there is no Max on spending.


    LET'S SAVE THE GODDAMN ECONOMY, MOTHERFUCKERS.

  • KochikensKochikens Lovely-Cuddle-Blanket-Stephen-Fry-Awesomer Registered User regular
    Someone said Transmet in the last thread. Yeah. Get that. It is my favourite comic book.

  • VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    cutest

    tube

    ever

    3DS: 3093 - 7107 - 5265 Steam: VALVeJunkie XBL/PSN: ValveJunky
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  • George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    sarukun wrote: »
    My favorite part about this holiday event is that there is no Max on spending.


    LET'S SAVE THE GODDAMN ECONOMY, MOTHERFUCKERS.

    YOU GET A CAR, AND YOU GET A CAR

    THE WHOLE AUDIENCE GETS NEW CAAAAAAARRRRSSSSSS

  • skettiosskettios Registered User regular
    c'mon satanee, please post a wishlist or a "dear satan"
    *crosses fingers*

  • skettiosskettios Registered User regular
    also, adorable hedgie :3
    Which one is that?

  • SchideSchide Registered User regular
    Everyone on the list should make at least one post in this thread.

    Come on. Get hopping!

  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    sarukun wrote: »
    My favorite part about this holiday event is that there is no Max on spending.


    LET'S SAVE THE GODDAMN ECONOMY, MOTHERFUCKERS.

    YOU GET A CAR, AND YOU GET A CAR

    THE WHOLE AUDIENCE GETS NEW CAAAAAAARRRRSSSSSS

    Secret Satans? More like Oprah!

    Battletag BYToady#1454
  • Goose!Goose! I'm jumpin' IN! Wraaugh!Registered User regular
    I have no clue what the get my satanee. I mean, I have a wish list to go off of but I cannot pick. I will eventually solve this issue, and I have till next Friday (When I get paid) to do so, but still.

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  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    cutest

    tube

    ever

    Her name is Luna and she isn't grumpy at all. 8-)

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  • FlatEricFlatEric Go then, there are other worlds than these.Registered User regular
    Goatmon wrote: »
    I really want a Hedgehog. But they're illegal in California. :(

    Same here.

    I seem to remember there being a way you can get a special license or something which will allow you to have one as a pet, but I may be thinking of something else entirely.

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  • BarcardiBarcardi All the Wizards Registered User regular
    Arnt hedgehogs on the way to being endangered or something like that? They are not yet, but soonish?

  • PharezonPharezon Struggle is an illusion. Victory is in the Qun.Registered User regular
    To my Satan:
    Spoiler:

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    Posting in this thread in case my person wants to find one of my posts that will lead them to my ideas post and my wishlist.

    All of you should use my wishlist.

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    I am a blank slate upon which you can give things that you would enjoy.

    Battletag BYToady#1454
  • Wombat!!Wombat!! Registered User regular
    Nah people should use my wishlist, fiz.

    Wait, I used yours, and ended up adding a mask...

  • Indie WinterIndie Winter passive-aggressive raven Registered User regular
    sweet

    oh hey I guess I should also make a wishlist or something

    Dear Satan:
    Spoiler:

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    FlatEric wrote: »
    Goatmon wrote: »
    I really want a Hedgehog. But they're illegal in California. :(

    Same here.

    I seem to remember there being a way you can get a special license or something which will allow you to have one as a pet, but I may be thinking of something else entirely.

    Not in California, no.

    T Bacardi Nope.

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  • TonkkaTonkka Impossible! They were doomed!Registered User regular
    Okay, I think I updated my sig, with a link to my ideas post.

    EDIT: SHIT.

    EDIT EDIT: Okay that's better.

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    Gamertag: T0NKKA - Steam: evilumpire Twitter Art blog/Portfolio!HEY SATAN!
  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    I already have a mask I got in Venice in my room, but I kind of like the long nose ones too. And I'm not going back to Venice again unless I win the lotto.

    If my person wants to get me a bunch of winning lotto tickets that'd be cool

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    Wombat whenever i see that hat on your wishlist I think of this
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmE5hZaj8e4

  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 Registered User regular
    Pharezon wrote: »
    To my Satan:
    Spoiler:

    Oh yeah, Waltz with Bashir is quite awesome.

  • Wombat!!Wombat!! Registered User regular
    I am 100% ok with that. That video, band, song; all if it is an amazing piece of work.

  • FlatEricFlatEric Go then, there are other worlds than these.Registered User regular
    neville wrote: »
    FlatEric wrote: »
    Goatmon wrote: »
    I really want a Hedgehog. But they're illegal in California. :(

    Same here.

    I seem to remember there being a way you can get a special license or something which will allow you to have one as a pet, but I may be thinking of something else entirely.

    Not in California, no.

    T Bacardi Nope.

    Dang.

    On the plus side thanks for convincing me to write amazon support. I now have a free year of amazon prime.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Dear Satan,

    I have updated my Amazon list. I have a few practical items on there in addition to all the fun stuff. I know it goes without saying since it's the spirit of this whole thing, but please don't feel at all like you have to buy something. Personalized homemade things, or second-hand stuff is all awesome too.

    I generally wear a L in t-shirts, unless they run small. I enjoy cartoons of a wide variety and I like to cook.

    For gaming systems, I have NES, SNES, N64, GC, Wii, GBA, DS, PS1/2/3, Xbox 360, Genesis, and Dreamcast.

    Please feel free to use a proxy to ask me anything else you'd like to know.

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    Amazon wish list | Please check out my wife's blog and jewelry store.
  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    sweet

    oh hey I guess I should also make a wishlist or something

    Dear Satan:
    Spoiler:

    yeah this isn't

    this kind of thing isn't really good enough

    at least give your shirt size and what consoles you own

  • Indie WinterIndie Winter passive-aggressive raven Registered User regular
    I think I'm gonna go downtown this weekend and see what I can find for my Satan. I'm pretty sure most of the stuff won't be a problem, but I'd rather not waste any time

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter passive-aggressive raven Registered User regular
    #pipe wrote: »
    sweet

    oh hey I guess I should also make a wishlist or something

    Dear Satan:
    Spoiler:

    yeah this isn't

    this kind of thing isn't really good enough

    at least give your shirt size and what consoles you own

    pipe please do not take issues with my joke spoiler

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    Oh hey Neville the Last Starfighter!

    that was one of my favourite flicks as a kid

    have you seen it recently?

    it umm

    it doesn't really hold up that well

  • HenroidHenroid Baba Booey to y'all Tyler, TX (where hope comes to die!)Registered User regular
    Hey in case my Secret Satan is around - might be a bad idea to send me something planned to arrive the week of Christmas; I just found out I'm going out of town. Apparently.

    Then again, coming back from the airport to a box of possible spoiled goods would be hilarious to me in some way.

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    PA Lets Play Archive - Twitter - Blog
  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    #pipe wrote: »
    yeah this isn't

    this kind of thing isn't really good enough

    at least give your shirt size and what consoles you own
    Do what I'm going to do. I'm just going to buy stuff from Fiz's wishlist and tell them that if they don't like any of it they can probably exchange it with Fiz for a blowjob.

  • GoatmonGoatmon Registered User regular
    FlatEric wrote: »
    neville wrote: »
    FlatEric wrote: »
    Goatmon wrote: »
    I really want a Hedgehog. But they're illegal in California. :(

    Same here.

    I seem to remember there being a way you can get a special license or something which will allow you to have one as a pet, but I may be thinking of something else entirely.

    Not in California, no.

    T Bacardi Nope.

    Dang.

    On the plus side thanks for convincing me to write amazon support. I now have a free year of amazon prime.

    Yeah, California has strict rules about any sort of pets that falls under the "Exotic" category.

    It's rather frustrating.

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  • TonkkaTonkka Impossible! They were doomed!Registered User regular
    Oh yeah, if my satan is thinking about bicycle stuff, my ride can be viewed here. 56cm stand-over frame. I already have fenders.

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    Gamertag: T0NKKA - Steam: evilumpire Twitter Art blog/Portfolio!HEY SATAN!
  • PharezonPharezon Struggle is an illusion. Victory is in the Qun.Registered User regular
    Pharezon wrote: »
    To my Satan:
    Spoiler:

    Oh yeah, Waltz with Bashir is quite awesome.

    That's definitely one way to describe it. Another is soul crushing.

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    #pipe wrote: »
    Oh hey Neville the Last Starfighter!

    that was one of my favourite flicks as a kid

    have you seen it recently?

    it umm

    it doesn't really hold up that well

    Hmm, nope I haven't.

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  • The_RatThe_Rat Registered User regular
    I heard through the grape vine that my satan needs a little more help, so I'll give it another shot.

    My general things, to reiterate: some kind of weird cheap musical instrument: melodica, toy piano, etc.

    I guess I'll get specific for this pass:

    A copy of The Portable Atheist by Christopher Hitchens.
    A record player.
    Some kind of simple tracking or looping device with an input for guitars, but I don't really know how expensive these are.
    One of those Iron Gym pull up bars.
    An electric guitar capo.

    And still, anything clever is acceptable. I'm a graphic designer by trade, living in Seattle, so stuff relevant to that is cool, too. If you can find any cool books about typography or motion graphics, hit me.

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