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Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood

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    KrunkMcGrunkKrunkMcGrunk Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I just like that Star Trek got away with making space-jews out of horrible jewish stereotypes and no one called them on it

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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Weird that you guys are talking about this... I'm rewatching all of DS9 since I only saw it syndicated on TV as a kid. Season 1 was pretty rough, about to start Season 2 tonight. Though S1 was not as bad as S1 of TNG. Now that was a rocky start.

    I also just got ass creeds: bro-ed in the mail. Can I jump right into the multiplayer? I hear I can unlock perks.

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    it really starts getting good around season 4
    which is coincidentally when the klingons and all the wars start showing up

    also the only real way to jump right into the multiplayer is straight into advanced wanted with seven other battle-hardened PA players
    toughen you right up

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    Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    gonna poop then I'm gettin' on

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    Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    oh you're not on yet dich

    alright well I'm gonna just mess around, maybe update my glossolalia game, send me a party invite whenever we're getting started

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    VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I got to play with tommy last night!

    hells of fun, I leveled like four times!

    but then I got kicked from live :(

    are we playing again?

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    Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I like reading that post without the context.

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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    it really starts getting good around season 4
    which is coincidentally when the klingons and all the wars start showing up

    also the only real way to jump right into the multiplayer is straight into advanced wanted with seven other battle-hardened PA players
    toughen you right up

    speaking from experience

    yeah kinda


    also, I am down for bro stabs

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    whoops yeah I'm late
    I was paid an unexpected visit by a wizard and went on an incredible adventure

    are folk still around

    any by "folk" I mean "speed racer" because nobody else expressed interest except for tommy who just posted and this post is getting entirely too long-winded

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    VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I am ready let us stab bros

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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    yeah, gimme a minute

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Did someone say something about stabbing dudes?

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    Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I'm running a lair of romulus I'll get on when I'm done or I fuck up the speed-run and spike my controller through my desk

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    Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Tommy take the invite I just sent you

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    KrunkMcGrunkKrunkMcGrunk Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I wanna play, but I can't

    add me on live, assbros

    Krunk McGrunk

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    Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Imagining this thread is about anal sex and then reading the bottom half of the last page is certainly interesting.

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    VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    okay, I got kicked from live again because my sister couldn't wait to load ten videos

    I'm just gonna wait till tomorrow to play

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    Blue mapBlue map Hello darkness, my old friend. Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Anybody still on the 360? Because i'd like to stab some people, preferably dumb pubbies, with some of you gents.

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    VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    yeah I think they're still playing

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    ieyeasuieyeasu Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    just finished ac2

    i have much desire to stab bros

    add me on xbox live, ieyeasu

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    why should I, ieyeasu

    who are you

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    T4CTT4CT BAFTA-NOMINATED NAFTA-APPROVEDRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    he's the lurker remember

    did we turn him into a non-lurker

    jesus

    what does that make us




    (also tommy we recorded a podcast tonight so you can listen to us talk about AC:B for a bit now. we'll talk more about it another time but it was just Max and I tonight so it's a shorter episode.)

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    VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    yaaaay innernets is fast again

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    ieyeasuieyeasu Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    why should I, ieyeasu

    who are you

    a haberdasher

    who are you?

    edit: Alternatively, just a guy who doesn't want to have to wait for this game's abysmal matchmaking system to play

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    KhildithKhildith Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Seriously, the matchmaking on this game is horrible. I've been trying to get into a match for like an hour and I can't seem to. We just sit at the screen saying "Waiting for Abstergo Agents 7/7" forever.

    I tried backing out and coming back in a couple times, but it doesn't seem to be helping. :(

    Add me so I can play with real people! (Hopefully not people who spend the entire match in high profile on rooftops getting 100 points per kill...)

    Gamertag is Khildith

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    why should I, ieyeasu

    who are you

    The only man that can possibly stand against your evil.

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    Or at least another meat bag to be injected with your vile toxins so that I may live to stab again.

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    MachismoMachismo Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    oh badbeat!would you like to find out?

    ending thoughts major spoilers don't click:
    i never cared for lucy anyway, and i guess that is who subject 16 was talking about when you finish all of his puzzles. I would have been too upset to finish the game if he had stabbed shaun

    Ending
    I honestly expected Shaun to turn traitor. Not sure why. I like the character for his sarcasm and snarkiness.

    I kinda thought that when Desmond stabbed Lucy, its because Kristen Bell was getting to expensive. :)

    Honestly though, what the hell was Juno saying during that whole sequence.

    Desmond is a half breed of the Old Race and Humans? Are humans the enemy because we revolted? She seems to be worried about the Templars (mention the dark symbol or something clouding their view) yet detached (she tells Desmond to go alone, seemingly to leave aside the Templar/Assassin War to focus on the more important cosmic event).

    She kept mentioning enemy. Who is the enemy? Humanity? A devil figure? The cosmic event of 2012?

    Also, she seemed to indicate that Desmond getting the Apple would be a bad thing. Very confusing. Also, I think Juno was slightly insane. Minerva was a lot easier to deal with.
    They need to avoid having heavy dialog like that in the middle of some tough jumping puzzles.

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I distinctly remember some folk in chat making claims that they wanted to assbro this weekend



    were those claims lies?

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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    are we stabbing people right now?

    I would be down if only to take a break from practicing sign language stuff

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    T4CTT4CT BAFTA-NOMINATED NAFTA-APPROVEDRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    dichotomy guess what i found

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    L.E.O.L.E.O. Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    im assuming all the gay talk stems from this game right? then i agree.

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    was it some kind of pokemon .gif

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    T4CTT4CT BAFTA-NOMINATED NAFTA-APPROVEDRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    nah it's my new avatar
    just kidding
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    DuxDux A host to DarknessRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Man, I should probably try the multi-player of this game one of these days. Yup, should probably get on that.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Any of Team Bath want to get on for some AssBro?

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    That makes me wonder if the intended the game to be eventually referred to like that.

    Also I need to beat the second one still.

    We rented it for a trial on gametap I think but haven't played it since.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    AssCreed Bro just doesn't have the ring to it like AssBro.

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Assbro sounds like a good time.

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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    are we doing a thing yet?

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Man I just finished this game. 90% of the time this game is great, but that other ten percent when shit doesn't work and you consistently jump it directions you aren't pointing in really detracts from the experience.


    The final sequence in the top half of the church took around fifteen minutes because of fuckups in the controls.

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