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  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Question: what is the liquid that makes a cat's nose wet?

    Because whatever it is, she is presently smearing it all over my arm.

    I hope it's not mucus.

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  • shalmeloshalmelo sees no evil Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    MikeMan wrote: »
    last week i watched the episode of Glee where two monumentally stupid things happened:

    the guy who picks on Kurt kissed him, and

    Will kissed the football coach

    never in my life have i seen more utterly ridiculous plot points

    the whole "i hate gays because i'm secretly gay and i will reveal myself by making out with a guy in the climax of a heated argument" thing is SO

    FUCKING

    STUPID

    American Beauty gets a pass. Everything else doesn't.


    Can we also give a pass to when every Republican member of Congress/prominently homophobic televangelist does it? Because that's funny every time...

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  • WinkyWinky Do you love me? It's funny if you think about the universeRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    God, this music is so great.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_GXKjpb0ms
    It is seriously awesome, everything about the Lost Isles has to be the best presentation of any MMO ever. The opening cinematic, followed by the entire look, feel and sound of the place is just awesome.

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  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
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    HOW DO YOU FUCK UP BAGELS. YOU BOIL THE WATER. PUT IN THE NOODLES
  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    japan wrote: »
    Question: what is the liquid that makes a cat's nose wet?

    Because whatever it is, she is presently smearing it all over my arm.

    I hope it's not mucus.

    I'd call that mucus

    but awwwwwwww

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  • MrMisterMrMister Valuing scholarship above all elseRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Also rational choice theory is really interesting because a handful of seemingly minimal restrictions on choice (transitivity, continuity, completeness, and strict dominance) lead via deductive proof to some extremely strong conclusions about rationality (the expected utility model). But when you actually start looking at the formal foundations it suddenly becomes very unclear how to interpret these mathematical results.

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  • Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. 5386-8443-8937Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Winky, Cata has had great music, but Grizzly Hills still had the best.

    The drum sound in new Org is annoying.

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2010
    empire cake bacon:
    newyorkdiary1.png

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  • MrMisterMrMister Valuing scholarship above all elseRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
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  • emnmnmeemnmnme Heard about this on conservative radio:Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    MrMister wrote: »
    I agree with all of this except for American Beauty getting a pass.

    American Beauty gets a pass. The steamy rain. The embrace. The gentle rejection stinging worse than a harsh rejection. 'twas a good scene.

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  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Wow that is over 24,000 pixels tall.

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  • Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. 5386-8443-8937Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Nerd that comic is great.

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  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    japan wrote: »
    Question: what is the liquid that makes a cat's nose wet?

    Because whatever it is, she is presently smearing it all over my arm.

    I hope it's not mucus.

    I'd call that mucus

    but awwwwwwww

    The other cat is in a basket trying to have sex with a blanket.

    That is less endearing but also less sticky.

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2010
    japan wrote: »
    Wow that is over 24,000 pixels tall.

    truly befitting of new york city

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  • MrMisterMrMister Valuing scholarship above all elseRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    emnmnme wrote: »
    MrMister wrote: »
    I agree with all of this except for American Beauty getting a pass.

    American Beauty gets a pass. The steamy rain. The embrace. The gentle rejection stinging worse than a harsh rejection. 'twas a good scene.

    That movie was blindingly pretentious, shallow drivel.

    There's a reason the plastic bag metaphor stays alive in Katy Perry lyrics of all places.

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  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    one of life's great pleasures

    putting on a pair of pants straight from the dryer in winter

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  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I don't have a dryer.

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  • Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. 5386-8443-8937Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    one of life's great pleasures

    putting on a pair of pants straight from the dryer in winter

    cold side of the pillow.

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  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    Wow that is over 24,000 pixels tall.

    truly befitting of new york city

    its also terrible

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  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    i loved american beauty when i was a pretentious teenager who thought my shallow observations were profound and moving

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    I fucking hate you Canadians.
  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    Wow that is over 24,000 pixels tall.

    truly befitting of new york city

    its also terrible

    :x

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  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    japan wrote: »
    I don't have a dryer.

    but you have damp kitties!

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  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    American Beauty always struck me as teenage self-insertion wish fulfilment.

    That whole "I'm a teenager who is incredibly wealthy because I deal drugs seemingly without ever having to mix with unsavoury people, my parent(s) don't understand me and this girl is interested in me because I am so cool and apathetic" sort of thing.

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  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    aren't you guys so cool

    you're beyond American Beauty

    you've outgrown it

    would that i were that sophisticated and world weary!

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    HOW DO YOU FUCK UP BAGELS. YOU BOIL THE WATER. PUT IN THE NOODLES
  • MrMisterMrMister Valuing scholarship above all elseRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    My parents wouldn't let me watch American Beauty when it came out (too young), but my friends all saw it and talked about how it was so great and etc., so it built up this allure in my mind. Then I finally saw it senior year of college while shitfaced drunk and simply could not get over how stupid it was. I called my mom later and was like "I am totally fine with how you wouldn't let me watch that; I cannot believe how shitty it was!"

    Also

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E46BhMIRujI

    I wish Darren Criss had flirted with me in high school!

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  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    i loved american beauty when i was a pretentious teenager who thought my shallow observations were profound and moving

    Life in the suburbs is already depressing enough. You don't need to dress it up with sordid affairs, soulful boys next door, and repressed homosexual killers.

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2010
    MikeMan wrote: »
    aren't you guys so cool

    you're beyond American Beauty

    you've outgrown it

    would that i were that sophisticated and world weary!

    it's pretty great, you should try it sometime

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  • MrMisterMrMister Valuing scholarship above all elseRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Also those blazers with the red trim are just kind of terrible.

    They don't look like preppy rich kids, they look like they work in a movie theater.

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  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    MikeMan wrote: »
    aren't you guys so cool

    you're beyond American Beauty

    you've outgrown it

    would that i were that sophisticated and world weary!

    it's more like, american beauty was like a peek into the minds of folks who act world weary and cynical about things that everybody is tired of hearing

    oh man, life in the suburbs is so shallow
    people are such conformists
    working 9 to 5 isn't fulfilling

    etc

    i mean, duh

    not only is that overdone, it's so outdated that making fun of that is overdone

    it's a very adolescent movie.

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    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I fucking hate you Canadians.
  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    kurt and p-diddy share the unfortunate disease called dolphin-teethitis

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  • MrMisterMrMister Valuing scholarship above all elseRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    ... what's a dolphin tooth? O_o

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  • descdesc me and the Clan and yo the Land Cruisers out there Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I would like to describe myself as "tipsy"

    however at some point understatement crosses a line and becomes a lie of omission

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2010
    I'll put a band-aid over your left cheek and make you my nelly

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  • syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    edited December 2010
    My favorite tall comic is the white whale.

    That thing rocks so fucking hard.

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  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    MrMister wrote: »
    ... what's a dolphin tooth? O_o

    tiny teeth

    0.jpg

    puff20daddy.jpg

    smile.jpg

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2010
    syndalis wrote: »
    My favorite tall comic is the white whale.

    That thing rocks so fucking hard.

    could you post it, please

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  • syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    edited December 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    syndalis wrote: »
    My favorite tall comic is the white whale.

    That thing rocks so fucking hard.

    could you post it, please
    7QSZ

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  • descdesc me and the Clan and yo the Land Cruisers out there Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I want to watch Inception but I'm too intoxicated to get to a store which sells the video. >:(

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  • descdesc me and the Clan and yo the Land Cruisers out there Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Also I hate the smileys in this forum software.

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  • MrMisterMrMister Valuing scholarship above all elseRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    today's breakfast is best breakfast

    an orange and three shots of bottom shelf vokda

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