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SE++ Secrete Satans: Final day to send before WRATH

nevilleneville The Worst Gay(Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
edited February 2011 in Singularity Engine++
Satans sent, matches made... now we wait.... FOR SATAN CLAUS (or something).

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(Mully continues the tradition of making awesome art for this, so thanks a million mully. !)


This is our second thread. If you're here for the signups, you're too late. Now watch and sob as other people trade gifts and you are forgotten... or, you know, wait for next year.
If you haven't made a post for things you like and/or made a wishlist... GET TO IT.

In the meantime, enjoy a picture of one of my adorable hedgehogs, who is judging you.

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Rules:

1. There is no minimum spending amount and no maximum spending amount. Just because you spend $500 on your person, doesn't mean you'll get the same amount spent on you. And some people make handmade shit because they're poor, talented, or some combination.

2. International people are allowed. If you have some super big problem with it, let me know in your sign up email, but I cannot 100% guarantee you will not get someone in Australia, New Zealand, or lesser Uranus. IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE THIS POSSIBILITY, DO NOT SIGN UP. Note: Canada is NOT considered "international."

3. If nobody knows who you are, you probably will not be allowed to sign up. This is to cut down on the number of deadbeat Satans. If you have less than 500 posts and nobody else knows you, YOU WILL NOT BE ALLOWED (Exceptions are known significant others of folks, etc)

4. People who do not send gifts will be banned. Seriously. Not you "might" get banned, you 100% WILL get banned. Tube is tired of people whining about not getting shit, so if you sign up, you better fucking send something. Excuses are not accepted. I don't care if you are deployed to Afghanistan, lose your job, or are in love with Jesus; IF YOU SIGN UP AND DON'T SEND YOU WILL BE BANNED. The deadline to receive gifts is JANUARY 30, 2010. If you send something late and it may not make it, get a tracking number. If you don't, nobody will show mercy. The gays are a cold, ruthless bunch and I will no doubt mock you as I destroy the sanctity of your marriage. Or, more likely, you will be forgotten.

5. DO NOT BITCH ABOUT WHAT YOU GOT. CONVERSELY, TRY TO SEND PEOPLE THINGS YOU THINK THEY WILL LIKE BASED ON WHAT THEY POST.

6. Do NOT send NSFW gifts unless they specifically OK it in the info sent to you when you get your person.


How Do I Sign Up, Boss?
Send an email to mailto:secretsatantwo@gmail.com.

THIS EMAIL MUST HAVE YOUR FORUM USERNAME AS A SUBJECT. DO NOT TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT, WE MIGHT HAVE A THREAD ABOUT THAT! IF WE DO NOT, THEN JUST LINK A WISHLIST IN YOUR SIG.
The email MUST CONTAIN:

Your Name
Your full Address (including country)
Your Preference in Sending Internationally (YES / NO) - don't put reasons or exceptions. just a yes or no
If NSFW gifts are OK or NOT (I.e. NSFW YES or NO NSFW)

EXAMPLE EMAIL if you don't like reading
Subject of email: NEVILLE

Name: Neville Longbottom.
Address: 123 Example Street
Apt KY-69
Pensacola, New Barbswick 010101
Australia

NSFW: YES OH GOD YES
International: YES


IF YOUR EMAIL DOES NOT HAVE YOUR FORUM USERNAME AS THE SUBJECT, I WILL THROW IT AWAY, AND I WILL NOT TELL YOU I HAVE DONE SO. IF YOUR NAME DOES NOT APPEAR ON THIS SIGN-UP LIST, ASSUME YOU HAVE FUCKED UP SOMEWHERE.


Signups in this thread WILL NOT BE COUNTED AND YOU WILL BE THOROUGHLY MOCKED.
Or ignored. Perhaps both.


THE SIGN UP DEADLINE IS 11:59 PM, PST, NOVEMBER 12TH. THERE WILL BE NO EXCUSES.

Keeping the tradition alive:
Framling's Fantastic FAQ For Foisting Freebies On Friendly Forumers!

Q: My person lives outside the country! What if shipping takes a long time?
A: Oh shit! Better plan ahead!

Q: I got evicted from my apartment! I can't afford a present right now.
A: Shouldn't have signed up, Poordilocks!


Sign-Up List:

Robert Khoo
neville
Squall
#pipe
Burning Organ
VisionOfClarity
TankHammer
Vann Diras
OmegaTofuNinja
Green
MetroidZoid
Smart Hero
Ten
As7
lostwords
CorpseRT
Goose!
NOTASENATOR
Bucketman
Nogs
Uriel
Tonkka
redfenix
Fiz
Skettios
CrackedLens
ShimSham
Fearghaill
Raijin Quickfoot
Usagi
Veretas
Munkus Beaver
Tossrock
Druhim
Centipede Damascus
mully
pillow
Didgeridoo
Sars_Boy
thanimations
Aphostile
Caulk Bite
Zonugal
Rent
Butler
Lost Salient
barcardi
Schide
I.H.N.I.W.T.R.
Tommy2Hands
That Dave Fella
Blake T
SporkAndrew
Platypus Beirut
Josiah_9
Langly
DrZiplock
SeñorAmor
Kakodaimonos
Stale
Sal
Hunter
Wombat!!
BahamutZERO
Bad-Beat
Reigner
Mr Fuzzbutt
Kwoaru
Fletcher
Sara Lynn
Campion
Jokerman
Marcus And His Band of Mysterious Disco Ravens
DHS Odium
Daimajin
sarukun
Legba
orikaeshigitae (King of awesome)
VALVEJunkie
kusuguttai
cheshire
spookymuffin
Huxley
Theidar
Cogliostro
BYToady
Slacker71
PkErthbnd
Henroid
George Fornby Grill
Gatsby
The Lovely Bastard
IpseDixit
Hacksaw
GRMike
Perrsun
Weaver
Rolo
B.C.
BusterK
RabidDeathMoose
Sheri
The Geek
LuvCherie (The Geek's wife)
Ruby Rhod
Jyardana
FlatEric
A duck!
Staleghoti
mensch-o-matic
Sticks
. (Plut)
Sweeney Tom
Bogey
I'd Fuck Chuck Liddell Up
Tastypastry
FORAR
Romanian My Escutcheon, Doxy
CorporateLogo
Pharezon
Akilae729
FlatEric
ISKANDER
Bwanie
The_Rat
BEAST!
Okami
Koshian



NEW as of Nov 22 - RULES d'ETIQUITTE
(Since apparently we need them, you goddamn jerkpiles):

1. THOU SHALT POST THANK YOUS (with or without photos) WHEN YOU GET YOUR GIFT(S).
THIS IS REQUIRED. FAILURE TO DO SO WILL INVALIDATE YOU FROM SIGNING UP NEXT YEAR.

2. THOU SHALT GET TRACKING ON THY PACKAGES.
If you don't and your gift "Gets lost" and you get banned, tough shit. Spend the extra $2 for tracking / delivery confirmation.

3. THOU SHALT MAKE A WISHLIST AND/OR "HERE ARE SOME THINGS I LIKE" POST.
This year it is HIGHLY suggested (I.e. Just do it); next year it will be a pre-requisite to signing up.


And fyi, this is also done to help keep WaM and my inboxes from being flooded. If you don't like any of the 3 rules: I. DON'T. CARE.
Do them anyway. This will keep us from bitching at you. And between a woman and a bitter gay who are running this, we can bitch a lot, so just help us out.
THANKS IN ADVANCE.


Our matches thus far:

#pipe -> Gatsby -> Butler -> IpseDixit -> #pipe
A duck! -> Theidar 2
As7 -> BusterK -> Okami 2
BEAST! -> Lost Salient 2 (unrelated, just awesome) -> Legba -> Fearghaill -> Fletcher -> Burning Organ 2 -> VALVEjunkie 2 -> Usagi 2 -> Josiah_9
Blake T -> Munkus Beaver -> NotASenator
CorpseRT -> Uriel -> Staleghoti
Corporate Logo -> Druhim 2
Fiz -> ShimSham -> Marcus and His Band Of Mysterious Disco Ravens 2 -> Henroid -> The Geek
Goose! -> thanimations -> That Dave Fella
Green -> Schide -> Pharezon
Hacksaw -> Weaver -> Hunter -> Tonkka
Huxley -> Romanian My Escutcheon, Doxy -> DrZiplock -> tastypastry
khoo -> CrackedLens 2 -> Cogliostro 2 -> BYToady 2
Koshian -> Rolo -> FlatEric -> The Lovely Bastard 2 -> Bogey -> RabidDeathMoose -> Sticks -> Slacker71 -> neville -> Zonugal -> B.C. (photos) -> Jyardana 2 -> Jokerman -> redfenix
PkErthbnd -> Langly -> Bad-Beat 2 -> Aphostile 2 3 -> daimajin -> lostwords 2 3 -> Platypus Beirut
Rent -> I.H.N.I.W.T.R. 2 -> VisionOfClarity -> mully -> bwanie 2 -> MetroidZoid -> Tossrock -> TankHammer -> DHS Odium 2 -> Caulk Bite 6 2 -> Perrsun -> SeñorAmor
Sheri -> BahamutZERO -> Iskander
Smart Hero -> Kusuguttai (photos)
Squall -> Kakodaimonos
Sweeney Tom -> Ruby Rhod
Wombat!! -> Nogs -> Veretas 2 -> Sarukun 2
? -> George Fornby Grill -> Stale -> Akilae729 -> Bucketman 2 -> Vann Diras 2 -> Barcardi -> SporkAndrew -> Kwoaru
? -> GRMike -> Centipede Damascus 2 -> spookymuffin -> Ten
? -> LuvCherie
? -> Mr Fuzzbutt
? -> Orikaeshigitae 2 -> skettios -> cheshire -> Didgeridoo -> mensch-o-matic -> OmegaTofuNinja -> Forar -> Sara Lynn -> Raijin Quickfoot
? -> Reigner 2 3 -> The_Rat
? -> Sars_Boy

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  • George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
  • VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I'm super excited about this mysterious second package!

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  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User
    edited December 2010
    Staleghoti on
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    Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I'm gathering goods together and will hopefully be shipping stuff out Monday

    Mysterious package on its way :winky:

    Usagi on
  • ZonugalZonugal Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Hey Mully, so you have indeed only seen Indiana Jones once? Does that mean only the first film?

    Zonugal on
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  • PerrsunPerrsun Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    My stuff is sent out. Now it's up to the recipient to receive them.

    Perrsun on
  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
  • IpseDixitIpseDixit Treat me like a pirate And give me that bootyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Two threads at the same time?

    This is lunacy!

    IpseDixit on
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  • ToxTox I kill threads Punch DimensionRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Realllllly think I'm going to sign up next year. I've been reluctant, because I'm not sure how crazy I am about my personal information being shared out, even if only in a private manner. However, since a) I talk more and more about where I live in various pro-sports threads, b) I post a lot in SE++, and c) I have a genetic predisposition to wanting to belong to a group, I will most likely be signing up next year.

    Tox on
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  • FlatEricFlatEric Leaves from the vine, Falling so slow Like fragile, tiny shells, Drifting in the foamRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Go for it duder, it's loads of fun

    The anticipation of both waiting to see if something arrives for me as well as waiting to see if what I sent out finally arrives is killing me

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  • bwaniebwanie Posting into the void Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    yeah im kicking myself for not doing this sooner

    it is heaps of fun!

    bwanie on
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  • Lost SalientLost Salient if I give my soul will he stop my hands from shaking?Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Tox wrote: »
    Realllllly think I'm going to sign up next year. I've been reluctant, because I'm not sure how crazy I am about my personal information being shared out, even if only in a private manner. However, since a) I talk more and more about where I live in various pro-sports threads, b) I post a lot in SE++, and c) I have a genetic predisposition to wanting to belong to a group, I will most likely be signing up next year.

    Well I, personally, will send you a sock full of doodoo next year upon your sharing personal information. I can't speak for anyone else, though.

    You hear that, Satanee?

    Your doodoo will arrive next week

    Mwuahahahahaa

    (you're not getting doodoo, Satanee, I lurv you)

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  • Burning OrganBurning Organ Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I'm super excited about this mysterious second package!

    I was going to send you more stuff (In addition to the second package), but amazon will not accept my card so I am looking into alternatives. You might get some more stuff late January/ early February.

    Burning Organ on
  • SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2010
    #pipe -> Gatsby
    Burning Organ -> VALVEjunkie
    BusterK -> Okami
    daimajin -> lostwords
    Corporate Logo -> Druhim
    Didgeridoo -> mensch-o-matic
    DHS Odium -> Caulk Bite 6
    DrZiplock -> tastypastry
    Forar -> Sara Lynn
    FlatEric -> The Lovely Bastard -> Bogey
    Fiz -> ShimSham -> Marcus and His Band Of Mysterious Disco Ravens 2
    Goose! -> thanimations
    Green -> Schide
    GRMike -> Centipede Damascus
    Hacksaw -> Weaver
    Hunter -> Tonkka
    khoo -> CrackedLens 2
    Langly -> Bad-Beat 2 -> Aphostile 2
    Legba -> Feaghaill
    Reigner-> The_Rat
    Schide -> Pharezon
    Skettios -> cheshire
    RabidDeathMoose -> Sticks
    Rent -> I.H.N.I.W.T.R.
    Slacker71 -> neville
    SporkAndrew -> Kwoaru
    Sweeney Tom -> Ruby Rhod
    VisionOfClarity -> mully -> bwanie
    $? -> George Fornby Grill -> Stale -> Akilae729
    ? -> Jyardana -> Jokerman
    ? -> Sars_Boy
    ? -> MetroidZoid

    To my Satan - I'm going away to Canada for a week tomorrow morning so if anything arrives I'll know, but won't be able to open it until I get back on a week on Monday.

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    The one about the fucking space hairdresser and the cowboy. He's got a tinfoil pal and a pedal bin. His father's a robot and he's fucking fucked his sister. Lego. They're all made of fucking lego.
  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Didn't say anything before but OH MY GOD NEVILLE YOUR GIFTS OWN

    mensch-o-matic on
  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I got the shotgun, you got the briefcase It's all in the game though, right?Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2010
    I guess I just don't care about people getting my personal information. The only thing I probably wouldn't straight-up post is my phone number just because I don't want to be attacked with text messages and such.

    Though I do have unlimited everything so I suppose it wouldn't matter.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2010
    well the personal info is really only going to the one or two people running secret satans, and your satan

    Druhim on
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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    except yours dru

    everyone has your information

    we are pooling our money together to have a billboard built outside your house depicting shibby bangin' your mom

    The Lovely Bastard on
  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    psh

    shibby could never get dru's mom

    he's not good enough

    Sweeney Tom on
  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    well I mean, last dude she slept with was jesus christ, so you know, expectations

    The Lovely Bastard on
  • ShimShamShimSham Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Fiz -> ShimSham
    This came in last night. Everyone go see if you missed it, because it's awesome.

    ShimSham on
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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I don't care about putting personal info out there because I have no illusions about my importance.

    Langly on
  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    All these years I've been doing secret satan and I only got stalked once.

    Come on people...let's get your head in the game and get that e-stalking going.

    Hunter on
  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    langly

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    are you after me tlb?

    you've already stolen, my heart....

    Langly on
  • pillowpillow Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    langly I can't stop watching your sig.

    pillow on
  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Langly wrote: »
    are you after me tlb?

    you've already stolen, my heart....

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwJ_XuAgMNM&feature=related

    Hunter on
  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    langly I have been stalking you for months and you never once invited me in to meet the wife and kids

    or even offered me a cool beverage as I leered at you for hours on end in the hot DC sun

    you are the worst stalkee ever

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  • LegbaLegba Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    pillow wrote: »
    langly I can't stop watching your sig.

    There's no success like incest.

    Legba on
  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Langly wrote: »
    I don't care about putting personal info out there because I have no illusions about my importance.

    I'm coming for you, boy.

    NotASenator on
  • VisionOfClarityVisionOfClarity Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Shit, it's snowing in Atlanta. What the hell?

    VisionOfClarity on
  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Shit, it's snowing in Atlanta. What the hell?

    it is not fair that you guys get snow and in DC it's a lousy 43 degrees.

    Langly on
  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    it's 50 degrees here and I hate it

    I want the snow to come back

    Centipede Damascus on
  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    VoC, sorry I missed you guys when you came through.

    NotASenator on
  • RentRent I'm always right Fuckin' deal with itRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    well I mean, last dude she slept with was jesus christ, so you know, expectations

    ahahahahaha

    Rent on
  • VisionOfClarityVisionOfClarity Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    VoC, sorry I missed you guys when you came through.

    We didn't even have time to stop for gas :( we left 2 hours late that day. We're hoping to do a weekend in DC in a couple months so we can see people and sights.

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  • bwaniebwanie Posting into the void Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    well satanee, since amazon decided you no longer live at the adress they delivered your previous package to, i had to re-order

    which gave me the option to correct my previous mistake so you get a bonus gift.

    bwanie on
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  • VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I'm super excited about this mysterious second package!

    I was going to send you more stuff (In addition to the second package), but amazon will not accept my card so I am looking into alternatives. You might get some more stuff late January/ early February.

    O:! dude you're the best!

    VALVEjunkie on
  • FlatEricFlatEric Leaves from the vine, Falling so slow Like fragile, tiny shells, Drifting in the foamRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Alright TLB, I really didn't mean for it to take this long. The original shipping info estimated it would be there by now.

    Although I do know what's going on, I can't say anything for fear of giving too much away, so just know that I'm keeping track of it and it is indeed still on its way.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    dang now I am even more excited than I was

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