SE++ Secrete Satans: Final day to send before WRATH

Jyardana · December 2010

Dearest secret satan, your third gift arrived today which has left me perplexed as I have only received two so far.

I read the first sentence in the letter to see that it was the third, and stopped reading in order to preserve the sequencing of the gifts. My mail carrier is batshit insane so it wouldn't surprise me to find out hes got a bag of mail in the back of his truck from last week still undelivered. I will finish reading and checking out the gift after I get the middle one!

bwanie · December 2010

While running to the store, a leopard nearly bit me

Raijin Quickfoot · December 2010

I'm pretty sure my Satan has already bought all of my gifts but if anyone wants to just get me something because I'm a pretty cool guy...

http://www.amazon.com/Marvel-Universe-Masterworks-Galactus-Silver/dp/B003I86BNG/ref=sr_1_1?t=slickdeals&tag=slickdeals&ie=UTF8&qid=1292286409&sr=8-1

I WANT THIS AND MY WIFE WON'T LET ME BUY IT!

Tommy2Hands · December 2010

gifts gifts gifts gifts

workin on em

Hunter · December 2010

Raijin Quickfoot wrote: »

I'm pretty sure my Satan has already bought all of my gifts but if anyone wants to just get me something because I'm a pretty cool guy...

http://www.amazon.com/Marvel-Universe-Masterworks-Galactus-Silver/dp/B003I86BNG/ref=sr_1_1?t=slickdeals&tag=slickdeals&ie=UTF8&qid=1292286409&sr=8-1

I WANT THIS AND MY WIFE WON'T LET ME BUY IT!

How many black eyes does she currently have?

Raijin Quickfoot · December 2010

Hunter wrote: »

Raijin Quickfoot wrote: »

I'm pretty sure my Satan has already bought all of my gifts but if anyone wants to just get me something because I'm a pretty cool guy...

http://www.amazon.com/Marvel-Universe-Masterworks-Galactus-Silver/dp/B003I86BNG/ref=sr_1_1?t=slickdeals&tag=slickdeals&ie=UTF8&qid=1292286409&sr=8-1

I WANT THIS AND MY WIFE WON'T LET ME BUY IT!

How many black eyes does she currently have?

7

I'm trying to convince her but we've spent too much on Christmas already. Plus she says it will just collect dust...that's what collectible figures are for!

Usagi · December 2010

Oh gosh so excited, the gifts are all packed into the box and I just have to figure out something sassy to write to my Satanee

You'll get it soon dude, I hope you like it!

Hunter · December 2010

Is it me?

I'm waiting so patiently...I want presents dammit!

VALVEjunkie · December 2010

The Geek wrote: »

Keith wrote: »

VALVEjunkie wrote: »

oh fuck it's nostalgia time

god dammit now I want to play sonic adventure why the fuck did my mom have to throw away my dreamcast

you can buy it on Xbox Live for 800 points

If you've got a Wii or a Gamecube, you'd probably be able to pick up a used Gamecube version even cheaper.

you know I think I'm gonna do this

my wii is getting repaired but I found the gamecube and have been playing super mario sunshine and shit

Abracadaniel · December 2010

THREE DAYS

THREE DAYS, SATANEE

THEN
THE GIFTENING

Hunter · December 2010

VALVEjunkie wrote: »

The Geek wrote: »

Keith wrote: »

VALVEjunkie wrote: »

oh fuck it's nostalgia time

god dammit now I want to play sonic adventure why the fuck did my mom have to throw away my dreamcast

you can buy it on Xbox Live for 800 points

If you've got a Wii or a Gamecube, you'd probably be able to pick up a used Gamecube version even cheaper.

you know I think I'm gonna do this

my wii is getting repaired but I found the gamecube and have been playing super mario sunshine and shit

Also with your snail pace internet connection, it would take approximately a millennium to download it on XBox.

Usagi · December 2010

Hunter wrote: »

Is it me?

I'm waiting so patiently...I want presents dammit!

Mmmmmaybe

Hunter · December 2010

Usagi wrote: »

Hunter wrote: »

Is it me?

I'm waiting so patiently...I want presents dammit!

Mmmmmaybe

Don't toy with me.

Everyday I see deliveries at my house, and everyday it's something my wife ordered for some piece of shit family member that isn't me.

DHS Odium · December 2010

So the Chrome laptop coming to my zip wasn't for me. I'm desperately in need of a package to make me happy.

I'm not too thrilled about the way that sentence came out, but I'm too sad to fix it.

Perrsun · December 2010

B.C. was not screwing around and is a good person. Just wanted to put that out there.

Jyardana · December 2010

Perrsun wrote: »

B.C. was not screwing around and is a good person. Just wanted to put that out there.

I have horrible self control and I read the rest of his letter so I know my gifts are coming from him. I hope I didn't come off as thinking he didn't actually send me three. I was just bitching about my mail carrier because we've had problems with him before.

Also- B.C. The gifts so far are fucking rad! I saw street fighter and giggled with joy ^_^ I'll post pics tomorrow when I'm not feverish and feeling like arse.

Aphostile · December 2010

Well my gift was delivered but my only worry is that it was signed for by someone who has a different name that my satanee.

I will give it a few days then send a message to them asking them to hunt that person down and kill them.

Nogs · December 2010

payday is thursday

then all my shtuff is gettin sent

Perrsun · December 2010

Jyardana wrote: »

Perrsun wrote: »

B.C. was not screwing around and is a good person. Just wanted to put that out there.

I have horrible self control and I read the rest of his letter so I know my gifts are coming from him. I hope I didn't come off as thinking he didn't actually send me three. I was just bitching about my mail carrier because we've had problems with him before.

Also- B.C. The gifts so far are fucking rad! I saw street fighter and giggled with joy ^_^ I'll post pics tomorrow when I'm not feverish and feeling like arse.

I had no idea he had you, and didn't get that impression. I made the comment because his threats from the previous thread(s) weren't threats, they were promises.

Sara Lynn · December 2010

Raijin Quickfoot wrote: »

So, I got a bunch of packages in the mail today. Not thinking much about it because I ordered a bunch of stuff for my Wife, I got into tearing them open to find...

3 volumes of The Death of Captain America!!! I'm super excited.

The packing slip said this was part of my gift and the rest will be shipping seperately so I'm going to wait to post pictures!

Also, I don't know who it is from except it is from someone with a GIRLSNAME!!

That's me! I didn't realize it'd ship in 2 boxes, so I only put my name on one of the gift notes.

Glad you like them! The next box should come tomorrow.

Raijin Quickfoot · December 2010

Sara Lynn wrote: »

Raijin Quickfoot wrote: »

So, I got a bunch of packages in the mail today. Not thinking much about it because I ordered a bunch of stuff for my Wife, I got into tearing them open to find...

3 volumes of The Death of Captain America!!! I'm super excited.

The packing slip said this was part of my gift and the rest will be shipping seperately so I'm going to wait to post pictures!

Also, I don't know who it is from except it is from someone with a GIRLSNAME!!

That's me! I didn't realize it'd ship in 2 boxes, so I only put my name on one of the gift notes.

Glad you like them! The next box should come tomorrow.

Heck yeah! It will probably come just as I'm getting out of work. Then...FANCY PICTURES!

Blake T · December 2010

That post makes far more sense now that it is written not by Annie.

PkErthbnd · December 2010

I bought all my Satanee's things yesterday! Just one more thing left to do, then I'm wrapping them and sending them Wednesday. Hopefully they'll arrive by Saturday or Monday.

So excited.

IpseDixit · December 2010

Butler wrote: »

Blake T wrote: »

IpseDixit wrote: »

So I went to my parents house today and there were FIVE packages waiting for me!

So what do I find inside in these packages? Totally awesome dreamcast games that's what! Included were Soul Calibur, Legacy of Kain: Soul Reaver, Space Channel 5 (In what appeared to be the factory plastic), Jet Grind Radio (ALSO in what appears to be factory plastic) and Shenmue! My satan also got me a rumble pack which ALSO appears to be NIB.

This is so so so so awesome! Thank you so much to my currently anonymous Australian Satan! Well anonymous because I only have your real name and not your forum name. Thank you so much!

Now I just have to figure out how to fix the hard resets on my dreamcast and I will finally be able to play worthwhile games with it

I totally know who this is.

its me

im the satan

(oh God I hate myself for doing that)

I had planned to remain anonymous for a while longer but I guess the return address info has ruined about 95% of the surprise .

Yeah a couple of the games are new, the others are good condition second-hand. The prices for Dreamcast games on Amazon are just all over the shop. Some new games were an absolute steal, others were ten times the price even used. I tried to achieve a good balance of quality and affordability.

By the way you have one more gift coming but I can't mail it until next week, so you probably won't get it until after Christmas. It's nothing that you've asked for but I think you're gonna like it.

AWESOME

You get a million high fives

One MILLION

neville · December 2010

VALVEjunkie wrote: »

The Geek wrote: »

Keith wrote: »

VALVEjunkie wrote: »

oh fuck it's nostalgia time

god dammit now I want to play sonic adventure why the fuck did my mom have to throw away my dreamcast

you can buy it on Xbox Live for 800 points

If you've got a Wii or a Gamecube, you'd probably be able to pick up a used Gamecube version even cheaper.

you know I think I'm gonna do this

my wii is getting repaired but I found the gamecube and have been playing super mario sunshine and shit

Some of my friends playtested Portal 2 last week.
I could have, but was busy, but I could in the future.

How jealous are you because of your name? 1-10?
Just curious!

Also, gamecube/wii meh... I still need to play my ps3. >_>

Lost Salient · December 2010

I was asked to give a Christmas list to my extended family and after a lot of awkward hemming and hawing I said, "Well, I would really love an Xbox but I'd never buy myself one..."

And they laughed at me.

I guess what I'm saying is, mail me your unwanted systems. I'll also accept any huddled fps games yearning to be free, when it comes down to it.

B.C. · December 2010

Perrsun wrote: »

Jyardana wrote: »

Perrsun wrote: »

B.C. was not screwing around and is a good person. Just wanted to put that out there.

I have horrible self control and I read the rest of his letter so I know my gifts are coming from him. I hope I didn't come off as thinking he didn't actually send me three. I was just bitching about my mail carrier because we've had problems with him before.

Also- B.C. The gifts so far are fucking rad! I saw street fighter and giggled with joy ^_^ I'll post pics tomorrow when I'm not feverish and feeling like arse.

I had no idea he had you, and didn't get that impression. I made the comment because his threats from the previous thread(s) weren't threats, they were promises.

Jyardana: The second present is coming from Amazon, I ordered it about a week ago with the super cheap shipping so it should get there soon.

Perrsun: Glad you got your gift, also glad you liked it.

Post note: I saw some posts saying that people liked the photo print I got you. Does anyone want the link to my father's website? He's got a bunch of photos up.

bwanie · December 2010

IpseDixit wrote: »

Butler wrote: »

Blake T wrote: »

IpseDixit wrote: »

So I went to my parents house today and there were FIVE packages waiting for me!

So what do I find inside in these packages? Totally awesome dreamcast games that's what! Included were Soul Calibur, Legacy of Kain: Soul Reaver, Space Channel 5 (In what appeared to be the factory plastic), Jet Grind Radio (ALSO in what appears to be factory plastic) and Shenmue! My satan also got me a rumble pack which ALSO appears to be NIB.

This is so so so so awesome! Thank you so much to my currently anonymous Australian Satan! Well anonymous because I only have your real name and not your forum name. Thank you so much!

Now I just have to figure out how to fix the hard resets on my dreamcast and I will finally be able to play worthwhile games with it

I totally know who this is.

its me

im the satan

(oh God I hate myself for doing that)

I had planned to remain anonymous for a while longer but I guess the return address info has ruined about 95% of the surprise .

Yeah a couple of the games are new, the others are good condition second-hand. The prices for Dreamcast games on Amazon are just all over the shop. Some new games were an absolute steal, others were ten times the price even used. I tried to achieve a good balance of quality and affordability.

By the way you have one more gift coming but I can't mail it until next week, so you probably won't get it until after Christmas. It's nothing that you've asked for but I think you're gonna like it.

AWESOME

You get a million high fives

One MILLION

IPSE!

do you know how to fix the hard reboots?

i posted a question about it a while back. i think it's a common problem and i got a solution. never got around to try it.

VALVEjunkie · December 2010

neville wrote: »

VALVEjunkie wrote: »

The Geek wrote: »

Keith wrote: »

VALVEjunkie wrote: »

oh fuck it's nostalgia time

god dammit now I want to play sonic adventure why the fuck did my mom have to throw away my dreamcast

you can buy it on Xbox Live for 800 points

If you've got a Wii or a Gamecube, you'd probably be able to pick up a used Gamecube version even cheaper.

you know I think I'm gonna do this

my wii is getting repaired but I found the gamecube and have been playing super mario sunshine and shit

Some of my friends playtested Portal 2 last week.
I could have, but was busy, but I could in the future.

How jealous are you because of your name? 1-10?
Just curious!

Also, gamecube/wii meh... I still need to play my ps3. >_>

uhhh, about a 17 on the argh-why-dammit-jealousOmeter

are they allowed to talk about it?

Caulk Bite 6 · December 2010

DHS Odium wrote: »

Caulk Bite 6, check your mail. The final part of your gift has arrived.

I did indeed check. however, I only found a package for someone else in the area. I shall be checking with them today to see if there was a mix up.

Jyardana · December 2010

B.C. wrote: »

Perrsun wrote: »

Jyardana wrote: »

Perrsun wrote: »

B.C. was not screwing around and is a good person. Just wanted to put that out there.

I have horrible self control and I read the rest of his letter so I know my gifts are coming from him. I hope I didn't come off as thinking he didn't actually send me three. I was just bitching about my mail carrier because we've had problems with him before.

Also- B.C. The gifts so far are fucking rad! I saw street fighter and giggled with joy ^_^ I'll post pics tomorrow when I'm not feverish and feeling like arse.

I had no idea he had you, and didn't get that impression. I made the comment because his threats from the previous thread(s) weren't threats, they were promises.

Jyardana: The second present is coming from Amazon, I ordered it about a week ago with the super cheap shipping so it should get there soon.

Perrsun: Glad you got your gift, also glad you liked it.

Post note: I saw some posts saying that people liked the photo print I got you. Does anyone want the link to my father's website? He's got a bunch of photos up.

You should post it, I'd like to take a gander at the pics.

B.C. · December 2010

http://web.mac.com/scotthillmann/Site/Scott_Hillmann_Photography.html

He really likes to manipulate his colors.

PS Jyardana: It looks like the entirety of Package 2 is going to be arriving at separate times, as Amazon has delayed shipping on one of the items in the package.

So I guess you get four gifts instead of threeeeeeee

Sheri · December 2010

I am mailing part of my gift today so I am not a slacker

But it's the important part (Pac-Man scarf)

So one of you will be receiving it before Christmas!

BEAST! · December 2010

I hope it is me, I am assuming it is because of the beasts in your title/location. My detectiving logic is flawless.

Squall · December 2010

no it is me i am getting crocheted things from sheri

CorporateLogo · December 2010

I know it isn't me because Sheri knows I wouldn't wear knitwear

Sheri · December 2010

Squall wrote: »

no it is me i am getting crocheted things from sheri

Well yes but you are not getting the Pac-Man scarf

Squall · December 2010

aw :c

Blake T · December 2010

Squall I am your secret satan.

I got you disappointment, I hope you are happy.

Blake T · December 2010

No wait.

Penny Arcade

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