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SE++ Secrete Satans: Final day to send before WRATH

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  • JyardanaJyardana Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Dearest secret satan, your third gift arrived today which has left me perplexed as I have only received two so far.

    I read the first sentence in the letter to see that it was the third, and stopped reading in order to preserve the sequencing of the gifts. My mail carrier is batshit insane so it wouldn't surprise me to find out hes got a bag of mail in the back of his truck from last week still undelivered. I will finish reading and checking out the gift after I get the middle one!

  • bwaniebwanie Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    While running to the store, a leopard nearly bit me

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I got the shotgun, you got the briefcase It's all in the game though, right?Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2010
    I'm pretty sure my Satan has already bought all of my gifts but if anyone wants to just get me something because I'm a pretty cool guy...

    http://www.amazon.com/Marvel-Universe-Masterworks-Galactus-Silver/dp/B003I86BNG/ref=sr_1_1?t=slickdeals&tag=slickdeals&ie=UTF8&qid=1292286409&sr=8-1

    I WANT THIS AND MY WIFE WON'T LET ME BUY IT!

  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    gifts gifts gifts gifts

    workin on em

    Tumbling
    MacGuffin wrote: »
    Baka!
    Belief in the heart of friendship and you'll always be kawaii Tommy-Chan!

  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I'm pretty sure my Satan has already bought all of my gifts but if anyone wants to just get me something because I'm a pretty cool guy...

    http://www.amazon.com/Marvel-Universe-Masterworks-Galactus-Silver/dp/B003I86BNG/ref=sr_1_1?t=slickdeals&tag=slickdeals&ie=UTF8&qid=1292286409&sr=8-1

    I WANT THIS AND MY WIFE WON'T LET ME BUY IT!

    How many black eyes does she currently have?

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I got the shotgun, you got the briefcase It's all in the game though, right?Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2010
    Hunter wrote: »
    I'm pretty sure my Satan has already bought all of my gifts but if anyone wants to just get me something because I'm a pretty cool guy...

    http://www.amazon.com/Marvel-Universe-Masterworks-Galactus-Silver/dp/B003I86BNG/ref=sr_1_1?t=slickdeals&tag=slickdeals&ie=UTF8&qid=1292286409&sr=8-1

    I WANT THIS AND MY WIFE WON'T LET ME BUY IT!

    How many black eyes does she currently have?

    7

    I'm trying to convince her but we've spent too much on Christmas already. Plus she says it will just collect dust...that's what collectible figures are for!

  • UsagiUsagi Feminazgul ~*special snowflake*~Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Oh gosh so excited, the gifts are all packed into the box and I just have to figure out something sassy to write to my Satanee

    You'll get it soon dude, I hope you like it!

    Jormungandr? Damn near killed 'er!
    HEY SATAN | WISH POST
  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Is it me?

    I'm waiting so patiently...I want presents dammit!

  • VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    The Geek wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    oh fuck it's nostalgia time

    god dammit now I want to play sonic adventure why the fuck did my mom have to throw away my dreamcast

    you can buy it on Xbox Live for 800 points

    If you've got a Wii or a Gamecube, you'd probably be able to pick up a used Gamecube version even cheaper.

    you know I think I'm gonna do this

    my wii is getting repaired but I found the gamecube and have been playing super mario sunshine and shit

  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Certified BrimperRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    THREE DAYS


    THREE DAYS, SATANEE

    THEN
    THE GIFTENING

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    The Geek wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    oh fuck it's nostalgia time

    god dammit now I want to play sonic adventure why the fuck did my mom have to throw away my dreamcast

    you can buy it on Xbox Live for 800 points

    If you've got a Wii or a Gamecube, you'd probably be able to pick up a used Gamecube version even cheaper.

    you know I think I'm gonna do this

    my wii is getting repaired but I found the gamecube and have been playing super mario sunshine and shit

    Also with your snail pace internet connection, it would take approximately a millennium to download it on XBox.

  • UsagiUsagi Feminazgul ~*special snowflake*~Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Hunter wrote: »
    Is it me?

    I'm waiting so patiently...I want presents dammit!

    Mmmmmaybe

    Jormungandr? Damn near killed 'er!
    HEY SATAN | WISH POST
  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Usagi wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Is it me?

    I'm waiting so patiently...I want presents dammit!

    Mmmmmaybe

    Don't toy with me.

    Everyday I see deliveries at my house, and everyday it's something my wife ordered for some piece of shit family member that isn't me.

  • DHS OdiumDHS Odium Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    So the Chrome laptop coming to my zip wasn't for me. I'm desperately in need of a package to make me happy.

    I'm not too thrilled about the way that sentence came out, but I'm too sad to fix it.

    Wii U: DHS-Odium // Live: DHS Odium // PSN: DHSOdium // Steam: dhsykes // 3DS: 0318-6615-5294
  • PerrsunPerrsun Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    B.C. was not screwing around and is a good person. Just wanted to put that out there.

  • JyardanaJyardana Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Perrsun wrote: »
    B.C. was not screwing around and is a good person. Just wanted to put that out there.

    I have horrible self control and I read the rest of his letter so I know my gifts are coming from him. I hope I didn't come off as thinking he didn't actually send me three. I was just bitching about my mail carrier because we've had problems with him before.

    Also- B.C. The gifts so far are fucking rad! I saw street fighter and giggled with joy ^_^ I'll post pics tomorrow when I'm not feverish and feeling like arse.

  • AphostileAphostile Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Well my gift was delivered but my only worry is that it was signed for by someone who has a different name that my satanee.

    I will give it a few days then send a message to them asking them to hunt that person down and kill them.

    Tinychat is dead. Long live Tinychat. D3 BTag: Aphostile#1366 OKC : Steam - ADD ME JERKS : Hello Satan! | Xbox Live : LastAphostile | PS4 : Aphostile
  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    payday is thursday

    then all my shtuff is gettin sent

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    PARKER, YOU'RE FIRED! <-- My comic book podcast Satan!
  • PerrsunPerrsun Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Jyardana wrote: »
    Perrsun wrote: »
    B.C. was not screwing around and is a good person. Just wanted to put that out there.

    I have horrible self control and I read the rest of his letter so I know my gifts are coming from him. I hope I didn't come off as thinking he didn't actually send me three. I was just bitching about my mail carrier because we've had problems with him before.

    Also- B.C. The gifts so far are fucking rad! I saw street fighter and giggled with joy ^_^ I'll post pics tomorrow when I'm not feverish and feeling like arse.

    I had no idea he had you, and didn't get that impression. I made the comment because his threats from the previous thread(s) weren't threats, they were promises.

  • Sara LynnSara Lynn Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    So, I got a bunch of packages in the mail today. Not thinking much about it because I ordered a bunch of stuff for my Wife, I got into tearing them open to find...

    3 volumes of The Death of Captain America!!! I'm super excited.

    The packing slip said this was part of my gift and the rest will be shipping seperately so I'm going to wait to post pictures!

    Also, I don't know who it is from except it is from someone with a GIRLSNAME!!

    That's me! I didn't realize it'd ship in 2 boxes, so I only put my name on one of the gift notes.

    Glad you like them! The next box should come tomorrow.

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I got the shotgun, you got the briefcase It's all in the game though, right?Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2010
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    So, I got a bunch of packages in the mail today. Not thinking much about it because I ordered a bunch of stuff for my Wife, I got into tearing them open to find...

    3 volumes of The Death of Captain America!!! I'm super excited.

    The packing slip said this was part of my gift and the rest will be shipping seperately so I'm going to wait to post pictures!

    Also, I don't know who it is from except it is from someone with a GIRLSNAME!!

    That's me! I didn't realize it'd ship in 2 boxes, so I only put my name on one of the gift notes.

    Glad you like them! The next box should come tomorrow.

    Heck yeah! It will probably come just as I'm getting out of work. Then...FANCY PICTURES!

  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    That post makes far more sense now that it is written not by Annie.

  • PkErthbndPkErthbnd Registered User
    edited December 2010
    I bought all my Satanee's things yesterday! Just one more thing left to do, then I'm wrapping them and sending them Wednesday. Hopefully they'll arrive by Saturday or Monday.

    So excited.

  • IpseDixitIpseDixit Treat me like a pirate And give me that bootyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Butler wrote: »
    Blake T wrote: »
    IpseDixit wrote: »
    So I went to my parents house today and there were FIVE packages waiting for me!

    So what do I find inside in these packages? Totally awesome dreamcast games that's what! Included were Soul Calibur, Legacy of Kain: Soul Reaver, Space Channel 5 (In what appeared to be the factory plastic), Jet Grind Radio (ALSO in what appears to be factory plastic) and Shenmue! My satan also got me a rumble pack which ALSO appears to be NIB.

    This is so so so so awesome! Thank you so much to my currently anonymous Australian Satan! Well anonymous because I only have your real name and not your forum name. Thank you so much!

    Now I just have to figure out how to fix the hard resets on my dreamcast and I will finally be able to play worthwhile games with it
    I totally know who this is.

    its me

    im the satan

    (oh God I hate myself for doing that)

    I had planned to remain anonymous for a while longer but I guess the return address info has ruined about 95% of the surprise :|.

    Yeah a couple of the games are new, the others are good condition second-hand. The prices for Dreamcast games on Amazon are just all over the shop. Some new games were an absolute steal, others were ten times the price even used. I tried to achieve a good balance of quality and affordability.

    By the way you have one more gift coming but I can't mail it until next week, so you probably won't get it until after Christmas. It's nothing that you've asked for but I think you're gonna like it.

    AWESOME

    You get a million high fives

    One MILLION

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    The Geek wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    oh fuck it's nostalgia time

    god dammit now I want to play sonic adventure why the fuck did my mom have to throw away my dreamcast

    you can buy it on Xbox Live for 800 points

    If you've got a Wii or a Gamecube, you'd probably be able to pick up a used Gamecube version even cheaper.

    you know I think I'm gonna do this

    my wii is getting repaired but I found the gamecube and have been playing super mario sunshine and shit

    Some of my friends playtested Portal 2 last week.
    I could have, but was busy, but I could in the future.

    How jealous are you because of your name? 1-10?
    Just curious!

    Also, gamecube/wii meh... I still need to play my ps3. >_>

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  • Lost SalientLost Salient Z is for Zillah who drank too much ginRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I was asked to give a Christmas list to my extended family and after a lot of awkward hemming and hawing I said, "Well, I would really love an Xbox but I'd never buy myself one..."

    And they laughed at me.

    I guess what I'm saying is, mail me your unwanted systems. I'll also accept any huddled fps games yearning to be free, when it comes down to it.

    QuW2glN.jpg"Sandra's favourite movie is escape from new York because she cries when magpie and brain die because they will never be together." DON'T FREAK OUT HAIL SATAN
  • B.C.B.C. Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Perrsun wrote: »
    Jyardana wrote: »
    Perrsun wrote: »
    B.C. was not screwing around and is a good person. Just wanted to put that out there.

    I have horrible self control and I read the rest of his letter so I know my gifts are coming from him. I hope I didn't come off as thinking he didn't actually send me three. I was just bitching about my mail carrier because we've had problems with him before.

    Also- B.C. The gifts so far are fucking rad! I saw street fighter and giggled with joy ^_^ I'll post pics tomorrow when I'm not feverish and feeling like arse.

    I had no idea he had you, and didn't get that impression. I made the comment because his threats from the previous thread(s) weren't threats, they were promises.

    Jyardana: The second present is coming from Amazon, I ordered it about a week ago with the super cheap shipping so it should get there soon.

    Perrsun: Glad you got your gift, also glad you liked it.



    Post note: I saw some posts saying that people liked the photo print I got you. Does anyone want the link to my father's website? He's got a bunch of photos up.

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  • bwaniebwanie Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    IpseDixit wrote: »
    Butler wrote: »
    Blake T wrote: »
    IpseDixit wrote: »
    So I went to my parents house today and there were FIVE packages waiting for me!

    So what do I find inside in these packages? Totally awesome dreamcast games that's what! Included were Soul Calibur, Legacy of Kain: Soul Reaver, Space Channel 5 (In what appeared to be the factory plastic), Jet Grind Radio (ALSO in what appears to be factory plastic) and Shenmue! My satan also got me a rumble pack which ALSO appears to be NIB.

    This is so so so so awesome! Thank you so much to my currently anonymous Australian Satan! Well anonymous because I only have your real name and not your forum name. Thank you so much!

    Now I just have to figure out how to fix the hard resets on my dreamcast and I will finally be able to play worthwhile games with it
    I totally know who this is.

    its me

    im the satan

    (oh God I hate myself for doing that)

    I had planned to remain anonymous for a while longer but I guess the return address info has ruined about 95% of the surprise :|.

    Yeah a couple of the games are new, the others are good condition second-hand. The prices for Dreamcast games on Amazon are just all over the shop. Some new games were an absolute steal, others were ten times the price even used. I tried to achieve a good balance of quality and affordability.

    By the way you have one more gift coming but I can't mail it until next week, so you probably won't get it until after Christmas. It's nothing that you've asked for but I think you're gonna like it.

    AWESOME

    You get a million high fives

    One MILLION

    IPSE!

    do you know how to fix the hard reboots?

    i posted a question about it a while back. i think it's a common problem and i got a solution. never got around to try it.

  • VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    neville wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    oh fuck it's nostalgia time

    god dammit now I want to play sonic adventure why the fuck did my mom have to throw away my dreamcast

    you can buy it on Xbox Live for 800 points

    If you've got a Wii or a Gamecube, you'd probably be able to pick up a used Gamecube version even cheaper.

    you know I think I'm gonna do this

    my wii is getting repaired but I found the gamecube and have been playing super mario sunshine and shit

    Some of my friends playtested Portal 2 last week.
    I could have, but was busy, but I could in the future.

    How jealous are you because of your name? 1-10?
    Just curious!

    Also, gamecube/wii meh... I still need to play my ps3. >_>

    uhhh, about a 17 on the argh-why-dammit-jealousOmeter

    are they allowed to talk about it?

  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    DHS Odium wrote: »
    Caulk Bite 6, check your mail. The final part of your gift has arrived.

    I did indeed check. however, I only found a package for someone else in the area. I shall be checking with them today to see if there was a mix up.

  • JyardanaJyardana Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    B.C. wrote: »
    Perrsun wrote: »
    Jyardana wrote: »
    Perrsun wrote: »
    B.C. was not screwing around and is a good person. Just wanted to put that out there.

    I have horrible self control and I read the rest of his letter so I know my gifts are coming from him. I hope I didn't come off as thinking he didn't actually send me three. I was just bitching about my mail carrier because we've had problems with him before.

    Also- B.C. The gifts so far are fucking rad! I saw street fighter and giggled with joy ^_^ I'll post pics tomorrow when I'm not feverish and feeling like arse.

    I had no idea he had you, and didn't get that impression. I made the comment because his threats from the previous thread(s) weren't threats, they were promises.

    Jyardana: The second present is coming from Amazon, I ordered it about a week ago with the super cheap shipping so it should get there soon.

    Perrsun: Glad you got your gift, also glad you liked it.



    Post note: I saw some posts saying that people liked the photo print I got you. Does anyone want the link to my father's website? He's got a bunch of photos up.


    You should post it, I'd like to take a gander at the pics.

  • B.C.B.C. Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    http://web.mac.com/scotthillmann/Site/Scott_Hillmann_Photography.html

    He really likes to manipulate his colors.

    PS Jyardana: It looks like the entirety of Package 2 is going to be arriving at separate times, as Amazon has delayed shipping on one of the items in the package.

    So I guess you get four gifts instead of threeeeeeee

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I am mailing part of my gift today so I am not a slacker

    But it's the important part (Pac-Man scarf)

    So one of you will be receiving it before Christmas! :D

  • BEAST!BEAST! Adventurer Adventure!!!!!Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I hope it is me, I am assuming it is because of the beasts in your title/location. My detectiving logic is flawless.

  • SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    no it is me i am getting crocheted things from sheri

  • CorporateLogoCorporateLogo The toilet knows how I feelRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I know it isn't me because Sheri knows I wouldn't wear knitwear

    Do not have a cow, mortal.

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Squall wrote: »
    no it is me i am getting crocheted things from sheri

    Well yes but you are not getting the Pac-Man scarf

  • SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Squall I am your secret satan.

    I got you disappointment, I hope you are happy.

  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
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