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You're Thor? Well it hurts

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited December 2010
    can't believe he's related to beyonce

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  • XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    FAQ wrote: »
    Boycott thor because there's a black guying playing a norse god,

    give me a fucking break, who are these people, what do they do with their time

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    God I hate Knowles and his fat corpulent body.

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  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Should I be familiar with Knowles

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    he runs a thing that has somehow become popular and a staple of comic/nerd/film culture

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_Knowles

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    AintItCoolNews really did change a lot in terms of how the movie industry deals with fans

    which is not to say that Harry Knowles is any less of a depressing neckbeard

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  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Ah, I've heard of AICN

    Had no idea he was the frontman for it

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  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I don't give a shit about most critics or their opinions

    and this Knowles guy seems to be a critic who thinks his opinions are pretty great

    Eff you Knowles.

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    He also has a record of saying good things about movies that send him shit, and bad things about movies that do not.

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    ain't it cool does have a lot of pretty puzzling connections in the industry though

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  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Langly wrote: »
    He also has a record of saying good things about movies that send him shit, and bad things about movies that do not.

    To wit:

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  • ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    In 1994, Knowles fell while pushing a cart up a ramp at a convention, and was subsequently run over by the cart with its 1200 pound load of memorabilia. The accident injured his back and left him virtually bedridden. With money from his mother's life insurance, he purchased a top-of-the-line computer and a friend arranged for Internet service allegedly so they could play Doom online together. After teaching himself how to navigate the Internet, Knowles began frequenting newsgroups to exchange gossip and rumors with other fans about upcoming films. After being chastised by future film critic Mike D'Angelo for posting binary image files to the newsgroups, Knowles launched the website that would become Ain't It Cool News in February 1996.

    That is the worst origin story ever.

    Ever.

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    After teaching HIMSELF how to navigate the internet??

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    in 1994, navigating the internet was like crossing the pacific in a rowboat

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    bee bee bee bee boo booo booo beedly boo

    alright I'm in

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    get off the internet Langly I need to make a phone call!!

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  • JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Mysst wrote: »
    in 1994, navigating the internet was like crossing the pacific in a rowboat

    Video from 1995

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2010
    get off the internet Langly I need to make a phone call!!

    SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Langly wrote: »
    He also has a record of saying good things about movies that send him shit, and bad things about movies that do not.

    Because of this he has plenty of bad things to say about women because I am pretty sure he needs to pay to see boobs.

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    But MoooOoooOoOom I am in my favorite AOL chat room!!!!

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Blake T wrote: »
    Langly wrote: »
    He also has a record of saying good things about movies that send him shit, and bad things about movies that do not.

    Because of this he has plenty of bad things to say about women because I am pretty sure he needs to pay to see boobs.

    he's actually married

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  • JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    None can understand the infinite shadows and complexities of the human heart.

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  • JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Langly wrote: »
    None can understand the infinite shadows and complexities of the human heart.

    Oh yeah?

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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    ah, '90s internet. Those were the days... or not.

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    God Bless you, JoeUser

    God Bless us, every one.

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    JoeUser wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    in 1994, navigating the internet was like crossing the pacific in a rowboat

    Video from 1995

    holy christ those pants

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  • B_RB_R Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Let me guess, the villain is Loki?

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    JoeUser wrote: »
    My favourite part of this is that it took two or three revisions of the modem for them to even think about giving you an option to mute the sound.

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I love that that woman's title is "Internet"

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Blake T wrote: »
    JoeUser wrote: »
    My favourite part of this is that it took two or three revisions of the modem for them to even think about giving you an option to mute the sound.

    ....
    there was a version that could mute the sound? >:C

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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    You could tell if it was connecting through the sound so I wouldn't have liked a mute function unless I knew it was guaranteed to connect.

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Waiting the 5 minutes for a naked picture of the pink ranger or Kelly kapowski to load, line by line, on your monitor, was torture. Never forget

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Antimatter wrote: »
    Blake T wrote: »
    JoeUser wrote: »
    My favourite part of this is that it took two or three revisions of the modem for them to even think about giving you an option to mute the sound.

    ....
    there was a version that could mute the sound? >:C

    On mine the sound ran through the actual speakers, so you could control it.

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2010
    Why would you want to mute it? The sound was the best part!

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    But yeah, oh my god the times when AOL was completely jammed and you couldn't get online, it was just a busy signal. Just connecting and connecting and connecting and praying.

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Antimatter wrote: »
    Blake T wrote: »
    JoeUser wrote: »
    My favourite part of this is that it took two or three revisions of the modem for them to even think about giving you an option to mute the sound.

    ....
    there was a version that could mute the sound? >:C

    At least with my 56k modem (yeah kids, that's how I rolled. You could right click and go into properties and edit how much noise it made.

    You could also make it still make noise but just really quiet so it didn't wake your parents so you could masturbate in peace.

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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Long gone are the days when you'd be in your bedroom and you'd hear:

    WHO THE FUCK LEFT THE FUCKING INTERNET ON ALL NIGHT! WHOEVER IT IS BETTER FUCKING HOPE THEY'VE GOT THE FUCKING MONEY OR THEY'RE OUT ON THE FUCKING STREETS!! ...no I won't calm down!!

    It was usually my brother.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2010
    Goddamn AICN. These are the jerkwads who post an "exclusive leaked" Spider-man 3 trailer and when people call them on the bullshit that is was (an animated gif of clips from Spider-man 2, Aliens, Spawn, and The Mummy) they take it down but then say they were sent a legal notice from the movie studio to to take down the "leaked" trailer.

    Eff these guys.

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2010
    I have actually never been to AICN and I don't intend on ever going there.

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