SE++ Secrete Satans: Final day to send before WRATH

NotASenator · December 2010

There's a really shitty java implementation of the game that is basically the board and some simple rules built in, but I want to make a full out version. Unfortunately, I think they are pretty tight on copyright stuff. Maybe just a program that does the low level parts.

Green · December 2010

So our dog suddenly starts barking like crazy, and he only does this when there's someone in our yard like a delivery guy oh shit

I get to the door and open it, there's nobody there but there's a FedEx sticker on the screen door oh SHIT

Sure enough, there's a box on the porch in front of me OH SHIT OH SHIT

Spoiler:

BYToady · December 2010

Yay, a box was just delivered and it was apparently only part 1 of my 12 billion part Secret Satan's gift. Two books, Alas, Babylon and Earth Abides. I can't wait to sit down and read them both. Thank you very much Secret Satan.

Burning Organ · December 2010

I GOT A PACKAGE!

FROM AMAZON!

BOUGHT BY FLETCHER OF WEB COMICS FAME!
(HE MAKES THE BEST WEBCOMIC CALLED ANTICS GO HERE TO READ IT NOW http://www.anticscomic.com/)

THE PACKAGE CONTAINED THIS:

I'VE BEEN WANTING THIS GAME FOR A WHILE! THANKS FLETCHER!

NotASenator · December 2010

Good fucking game right there.

You done good, fletcher.

Burning Organ · December 2010

This winter:

The galaxy will lay at my feet

Fiz · December 2010

neville wrote: »

Hunter wrote: »

GRMike wrote: »

Bad-Beat wrote: »

put your back into it, Mike.

Power bottom.

I learned from Keith.

Sorry, but pound for pound Neville is the toughest bottom in the business.

Uh, no.

This is offensive because 1) Neville isn't a bottom, and 2) Neville isn't fat screw you.

BAN HIM FROM SECRET SATANS FOREVER, NEVILLE! USE YOUR POWER

Orikaeshigitae · December 2010

neville is the fattest pokemon around

Veretas · December 2010

On a scale of 1 to Daaaaayuuuum how big would you say Neville's bottom is

Wombat!! · December 2010

My package is in transit.

flexxxxxxxxxxxxx

Antimatter · December 2010

Veretas wrote: »

On a scale of 1 to Daaaaayuuuum how big would you say Neville's bottom is

I would say a nine on the Royal Bulsara scale

Cogliostro · December 2010

Package One: Delivered
Package two: Fedex delivering today!

Squall · December 2010

could bounce half dollars off dem cheeks

Veretas · December 2010

UPS showed up today and I guess they walked up to my back door? There are footprints in the snow but there is no package. I checked right after they left.

Maybe it was a ghost package.

Fiz · December 2010

Speaking of dat ass.

Hi Squall <3

Hunter · December 2010

Fiz wrote: »

neville wrote: »

Hunter wrote: »

GRMike wrote: »

Bad-Beat wrote: »

put your back into it, Mike.

Power bottom.

I learned from Keith.

Sorry, but pound for pound Neville is the toughest bottom in the business.

Uh, no.

This is offensive because 1) Neville isn't a bottom, and 2) Neville isn't fat screw you.

BAN HIM FROM SECRET SATANS FOREVER, NEVILLE! USE YOUR POWER

Pound for pound does not mean fat.

BAN FIZ FOR NOT KNOWING COMMON BOXING TERMS!

Fiz · December 2010

I'll have you know that I am an expert in boxing. I used to masturbate to it as a kid and everything.

You needed to know

Hunter · December 2010

Fiz wrote: »

I'll have you know that I am an expert in boxing. I used to masturbate to it as a kid and everything.

You needed to know

That explains why you shoot a load every time you hear a bell ring.

Veretas · December 2010

Hunter wrote: »

Fiz wrote: »

I'll have you know that I am an expert in boxing. I used to masturbate to it as a kid and everything.

You needed to know

That explains why you shoot a load every time you hear a bell ring.

BAM!

Slacker71 · December 2010

Hunter wrote: »

Fiz wrote: »

I'll have you know that I am an expert in boxing. I used to masturbate to it as a kid and everything.

You needed to know

That explains why you shoot a load every time you hear a bell ring.

So logically it follows that...

Every time Fiz streams an angel gets its wings.

Squall · December 2010

Fiz wrote: »

Speaking of dat ass.

Hi Squall <3

sup babes

fyi i had the shakeweight ordered the day before you mentioned it in the thread

it's just the perfect gift

Fiz · December 2010

Hunter wrote: »

Fiz wrote: »

I'll have you know that I am an expert in boxing. I used to masturbate to it as a kid and everything.

You needed to know

That explains why you shoot a load every time you hear a bell ring.

A bell? Pfft. Like I'd pull it out for a one-round chump

A duck! · December 2010

My first package should arrive today. I'm going to send a second, but I gotta get over the flu first before I can get it together, so it'll unfortunately have to be after Christmas.

Goose! · December 2010

Just because I noticed I haven't posted here in a bit, I will update that I have still not received anything yet. No rush, Satan.

Fiz · December 2010

A duck! wrote: »

My first package should arrive today. I'm going to send a second, but I gotta get over the flu first before I can get it together, so it'll unfortunately have to be after Christmas.

Get well soon, ducky.

The mailman had me come out and get a package from him so it wouldn't have to sit in the rain, but it wasn't from my person. It's either my new rain-shoes or the heely's I ordered to help me get used to skating in time for the next Robot Chicken Skating Party

BahamutZERO · December 2010

Heely's? Really?

And rollerskating is hard D:

Theidar · December 2010

My wife just called. A package just showed up at home that she knows nothing about.

Could it be from Satan? Should know for sure in a couple hours.

Green · December 2010

I would fucking love Heely's if they made them in my size

Squall · December 2010

you bet your ass i could have had heelies if they were around as a kid

Fiz · December 2010

Green wrote: »

I would fucking love Heely's if they made them in my size

They do, unless you're like a size 15. I found out they make them for adults when they were used on a reality tv show, and decided that I need practice before I try skating again. The kind of practice where I can just be in shoes if stuff goes wrong. If you're having trouble in skates you're kinda fucked until you can get them off.

Aphostile · December 2010

Wait, people have trouble rollerskating?

BahamutZERO · December 2010

Aphostile wrote: »

Wait, people have trouble rollerskating?

I used to be able to at least stay standing and go from point A to point B eventually in ice skates, but I tried using some rollerskates last summer and it was just falling-on-my-ass-town

Fiz · December 2010

Rollerblading and ice skating are a little easier than roller skating. Something about the weight distribution or something I don't know.

I did it for the first time last year at a party. The only pair of skates they had was a little too small on me, and the laces were partially broken so they didn't go all the way up. Also, nobody was around to actually explain the movements you should do to actually skate around. Recipe for disaster.

BahamutZERO · December 2010

it's not the same motions as ice skating? huh

Bucketman · December 2010

Akilae729 is trying to kill me! I got sent Toxic Mold! But it is adorable! Also I can get rid of it with my new SONIC SCREWDRIVER! I also got a bitchen D20 and an anti-vampire gernade! Thanks Akilae729!

Spoiler:

Fiz · December 2010

I mean, you don't see people doing ice skating jumps on roller skates. More than once.

BahamutZERO · December 2010

well you don't see them doing ice skating tricks on rollerblades either

Langly · December 2010

rollerskating is heck of hard. Rollerblading/iceskating is much easier.

Aphostile · December 2010

Well yeah, I just figured that people picked it up after realizing how their weight was distributed.

Oh well.

Rollerblading is more boss anyways.

Fiz · December 2010

Aphostile wrote: »

Well yeah, I just figured that people picked it up after realizing how their weight was distributed.

Oh well.

Rollerblading is more boss anyways.

Agreed. But Seth Green is an expert and roller skating and he is into 18 year old girls so he is putting himself in a situation where he'll look better

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