I make this thread with only one question
What was your last meal?
For st. and me it was crab legs with artichokes, salad, and other little things, including eggnog pie
So now it's your turn, what things did you gorge yourself on before the clock ticked down?
OP lacks content
so post some photos to make up for it if you can
Probably made with Jack Daniels BBQ sauce or something
Yes this
it is at TGI Fridays
and it is literally the most delicious burger there
and then me and friends went to my place and watched The Room. We started 2011 off on an incredibly awful low note so we have nowhere left to go but up.
The Whiskey couldn't save me from a cousin's husband. That fucking guy was arguing all night.
The Space Program has been a complete waste of money. The yearly budget could be used to put an end to poverty in America instead.
The LHC is a waste of time and complete bullshit.
Knowing about atoms has done nothing to advance the world.
Probing the moon is pointless and dangerous.
Obama was born in the middle east and was raised in a terrorist school funded by Osama.
The Government is controlled by the Bilderberg Group.
Evolution isn't real.
DNA is a lie.
Carbon dating is fake.
Fossils are no more than 8,000 years old.
He's a new born Christian. A Calvinist at that.
He was yelling at everyone all night and just killed the mood.
I was able to run him off, though. I told him after he asked me if I believe in God that I do and that we have a most intimate relationship. I told him that God was a spitter and he liked to rub my spunk all over his face afterwards.
He was mega pissed and looked like he was going to attack me. I then made a joke about him fucking his cousin. He was in his 20's and she was 14.
He didn't find it to be funny because it was the straight truth.
I had this chinese style dish my dad made that I'm not really a fan of. I wanted take out.
always a chance of their being something you don't like
my mom made that eggnog pie I mentioned, using rum extract, and sure go ahead and yell at me for not having refined taste or whatever
but I could not eat it
just hate the taste of alcohol in my food!
I was asked to help start a white pride group last Sunday. I was also told that all children from Mexican and white Americans were covered in what they called Mongol marks. I looked that up and Mongol marks are a real thing. He said this was a sign of their inferiority. I was told that gays are a plague on society and all they do is pervert american culture. I was told that blacks benefited from slavery because they are good at sports. He nearly begged me to join his White Anglo Saxon Pride thing he was wanting to get off the ground.
Me and my cousin were in the backseat of the car. After listening to his whole tirade and just plain lunacy we told him that a great grandfather of ours was black. We then let him know that two great grandmothers one from each of our parents families were Cherokee. I then asked him how he knew he was Anglo-Saxon because he doesn't even know who his father is. Hell his mom doesn't even know who he is. He couldn't even look me in the eyes after that.
All of this coming from a guy who's slept with not one but three of his first cousins. One of which is from a cousin/cousin relationship. First cousins by the way. He doesn't brush his teeth or bathe but a couple times a month. Listens to the worst country music. He has confederate flags and worships the south.
He listens to and watches Beck and believes Palin would make a great president.
It really was the worst ride of my life and I never want to be around him again.
I diced some onions and sliced some mushrooms, cooked them with sliced chicken breast. Covered the entire thing with honey, curry powder, and red cayenne pepper . Cooked it on medium heat until the chicken was done and the honey and spices had become a awesome spicy sweet sauce.
The Whiskey couldn't save me from a cousin's husband. That fucking guy was arguing all night.
The Space Program has been a complete waste of money. The yearly budget could be used to put an end to poverty in America instead.
The LHC is a waste of time and complete bullshit.
Knowing about atoms has done nothing to advance the world.
Probing the moon is pointless and dangerous.
Obama was born in the middle east and was raised in a terrorist school funded by Osama.
The Government is controlled by the Bilderberg Group.
Evolution isn't real.
DNA is a lie.
Carbon dating is fake.
Fossils are no more than 8,000 years old.
He's a new born Christian. A Calvinist at that.
He was yelling at everyone all night and just killed the mood.
I was able to run him off, though. I told him after he asked me if I believe in God that I do and that we have a most intimate relationship. I told him that God was a spitter and he liked to rub my spunk all over his face afterwards.
He was mega pissed and looked like he was going to attack me. I then made a joke about him fucking his cousin. He was in his 20's and she was 14.
He didn't find it to be funny because it was the straight truth.
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I think it was one and a half hotdogs from a pool party my little brother came back from.
What spring does with the cherry trees.
I have had this dish almost weekly since age 4.
And then 2 scoops of spumoni
Man that sounds good.
I had two eggs. :P
Go out and mug some drunk revelers
get yourself something nice!
The crab was a bit too salty but it was otherwise delicious.
but my last meal of 2010 was pizza
now I am drinking a margarita and feeling slightly tipsy
hey satan...: thinkgeek amazon My post |
it was
so
good
elaborate
why is it called a jack daniels burger?
Probably made with Jack Daniels BBQ sauce or something
Yes this
it is at TGI Fridays
and it is literally the most delicious burger there
and then me and friends went to my place and watched The Room. We started 2011 off on an incredibly awful low note so we have nowhere left to go but up.
hey satan...: thinkgeek amazon My post |
Seriously the best burger.
I have absolutely no idea what worcestershire is but it sounds delicious.
hey satan...: thinkgeek amazon My post |
And I am also babysitting my seventh month old nephew, who has been an abusrdly good baby.
It also had a lot of cheese, was incredible would eat again.
The Space Program has been a complete waste of money. The yearly budget could be used to put an end to poverty in America instead.
The LHC is a waste of time and complete bullshit.
Knowing about atoms has done nothing to advance the world.
Probing the moon is pointless and dangerous.
Obama was born in the middle east and was raised in a terrorist school funded by Osama.
The Government is controlled by the Bilderberg Group.
Evolution isn't real.
DNA is a lie.
Carbon dating is fake.
Fossils are no more than 8,000 years old.
He's a new born Christian. A Calvinist at that.
He was yelling at everyone all night and just killed the mood.
I was able to run him off, though. I told him after he asked me if I believe in God that I do and that we have a most intimate relationship. I told him that God was a spitter and he liked to rub my spunk all over his face afterwards.
He was mega pissed and looked like he was going to attack me. I then made a joke about him fucking his cousin. He was in his 20's and she was 14.
He didn't find it to be funny because it was the straight truth.
The fucking cocksucker took off after that.
and a whooooooole bunch of vodka.
vodka is a meal.
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
hahaha
some reheated leftovers my mom gave me that i put into a sandwich
it was griled on a grill that they grill meat on
honestly, it is not worth caring
always a chance of their being something you don't like
my mom made that eggnog pie I mentioned, using rum extract, and sure go ahead and yell at me for not having refined taste or whatever
but I could not eat it
just hate the taste of alcohol in my food!
thread level up
how long till the mods find it and destroy it ruthlessly?
Aw yeah...
already here
X number of time units
I have posted other stories related to him I believe that would make your head spin.
I'll see if I can find some.
edit:
Here's one.
This exact sea bass the guy killed in front of us
Baggie of live octopus
Amazing shrimp grilled on a salt bed + our sannakji and sea bass sashimi, aww yeah
My sannakji (live octopus) didn't wriggle at all when I ate it, but some of the suckers did stick in my throat a tad:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xs0tCAv93kY
...sorry PETA.
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
but yeah fuck that guy
I want to straight up kiss you on the mouth.