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[Mini-Phalla]: Cybertron Edition - [Draw Game : Stupid host was stupid]

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  • The AnonymousThe Anonymous Uh, uh, uhhhhhh... Uh, uh.Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I knew that Aerialbot Elita Shift Energon Autobot Ultra Alert V was better than Aerialbot Elita Shift Energon Autobot Ultra Alert IV in EVERY WAY!
    What are you saying?

    IV died faster than V.

    That's infinitely better than V.

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  • Sir FabulousSir Fabulous Malevolent Squid God Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    So. Wait. IV is still alive? What are you hiding from me Anon?

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  • PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I don't think you read that right Anon

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  • The AnonymousThe Anonymous Uh, uh, uhhhhhh... Uh, uh.Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Phyphor wrote: »
    I don't think you read that right Anon
    Pretty sure I did.

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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    alert,

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  • Sir FabulousSir Fabulous Malevolent Squid God Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Sneaky ninja editor! I call shenanigans The Anonymous!

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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    waste,

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  • RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Can we kill Mr D?

    Please?

    Ringo on
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  • B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Ringo wrote: »
    Can we kill Mr D?

    Please?
    He could be the Juggernaut. Slowdumb.

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  • jackisrealjackisreal Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    His posting restriction seems to indicate some sort of damage to his mechavocal cyberbox, which I see as an autobot trait.

    Also I would just like to say now that I think velocity will be a major problem late game.

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  • B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    jackisreal wrote: »
    His posting restriction seems to indicate some sort of damage to his mechavocal cyberbox, which I see as an autobot trait.

    Also I would just like to say now that I think velocity will be a major problem late game.
    You mean a major problem NOW game since most of the Decepticons have transformed at will with one of the remaining ones (Nitro Strike) having an autocounter against melee attacks.

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  • Void SlayerVoid Slayer Very Suspicious Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    A vote for The Anonymous is always a good vote!

    Mr. D may have a post restriction, or he may just be funny. Either way its a bad thing to hang someone on.

    Also, why the hell would you tie the vote day one?

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  • SeGaTaiSeGaTai Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Velocity could be a problem if they get a lot and we don't but it also forces them to draw more defense cards-so hopefully there will be less rounds of 5 of us falling out of the sky

    Going with 3clipse-maybe Mr. D's weird posts mean something

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  • Alt_RavenAlt_Raven Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Too early to figure anyone out, so bandwagon it is!

    The Anonymous

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  • The EnderThe Ender Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    :(

    Folks, I'm afraid I have to make a confession that may be frustrating to you: I had no idea going into this how time consuming it would be to run a game of 25+ players using virtual card decks. Rolling all of the draws for each player and dispatching the PMs (and double checking to make sure I don't send the wrong PM to the wrong player) takes hours; I did up some simple charts to help myself out after realizing what a task it was using my planned method for dishing out draws, but they have maybe cut out 30~ish minutes from the whole process.

    It's easy enough to do card based online games when you've only got, say, 5-8 people playing - but, for me, 20+ players is proving to just be too much to try and manage. I'm very, very sorry, but I simply don't think I can justify spending 3-4 hours each night just resolving card draws for this game until it's finished.


    Are folks going to be super pissed at me if I put this phalla on indefinite hiatus? If it'll make people really mad, I'll do my best to keep going (I should've thought about / tested this part of the formula before starting the game up).

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  • Sir FabulousSir Fabulous Malevolent Squid God Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Life is almost as good as Phalla so I don't blame you.

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  • PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    If it's just the card management, it shouldn't be too hard to throw together a simple program to do that, draw random cards based on the class & autobot / decepticon roll tables

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  • B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Just call it a draw and we'll be good.

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  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I'm good with a draw

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  • Alt_RavenAlt_Raven Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Draw is good, totally understandable.

    Alt_Raven on
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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    draw,

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  • DarianDarian Yellow Wizard The PitRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    No worries; it was ambitious in design and it's understandable that it turned out to be unmanageable.

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  • The EnderThe Ender Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Thanks, guys.

    DRAW GAME

    PHALLA CONCLUDED DUE TO HOST INCOMPETENCE.


    Feel free to vent at me via PM if you feel like you got jacked.

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  • B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Ok which of you silly geese were Decepticon. C'mon, show of hands.

    I'm Mega Bluestreak.

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  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    EPIC REVEAL
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    TF Main people should get it

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  • DarianDarian Yellow Wizard The PitRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    B:L wrote: »
    Ok which of you silly geese were Decepticon. C'mon, show of hands.

    I'm Mega Bluestreak.

    We already knew that, since you called your attack last night. I was our guard, Crockett. (Could block the mafia kill.)

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  • Sir FabulousSir Fabulous Malevolent Squid God Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I was Glistening Absatron.

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  • MatevMatev Cero Miedo Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Feel like I got boned cause I couldn't transform on the outset, and without speed I was toast. And I played a "Take Cover", so that should've negated the Triple Warhead attack. Oh well, that's that.

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  • B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Darian wrote: »
    B:L wrote: »
    Ok which of you silly geese were Decepticon. C'mon, show of hands.

    I'm Mega Bluestreak.

    We already knew that, since you called your attack last night. I was our guard, Crockett. (Could block the mafia kill.)
    I was expecting more people to call their targets then hopefully soft network.

    BUT NOPE

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  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I'm gonna guess on no basis what soever

    Immortalsquish
    nodgarb
    segati
    mr. d
    jackisreal

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  • Sir FabulousSir Fabulous Malevolent Squid God Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    That was essentially banned though.

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  • Alt_RavenAlt_Raven Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Studder here.

    I was a seer, was fun to have that kind of power.

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  • PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    I'm gonna guess on no basis what soever

    Immortalsquish
    nodgarb
    segati
    mr. d
    jackisreal

    0/5

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  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    That was essentially banned though.

    Yes, playing the game was essentially banned.

    Which is why you're supposed to realize you're supposed to break the rules!

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  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Phyphor wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    I'm gonna guess on no basis what soever

    Immortalsquish
    nodgarb
    segati
    mr. d
    jackisreal

    0/5

    I was guessing villagers!

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  • The AnonymousThe Anonymous Uh, uh, uhhhhhh... Uh, uh.Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    EPIC REVEAL
    I was Penis Dicklord.

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  • CaptainPlanet82CaptainPlanet82 Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    EPIC REVEAL
    I was Penis Dicklord.

    Tell us something we don't know.


    The Ender wrote: »
    I would not recommend creating & submitting a character that shares your handle.

    The consequences of violating the five million year old Cybertronian nomenclature treaty could be truly catastrophic.


    So Penis Dicklord is to blame for this game ending early!!! :P

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  • ExtermatottExtermatott Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Who made the mark 5?

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  • RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Earthfall here!

    Thanks for the save, squish!

    Ringo on
    Sterica wrote: »
    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
    Edcrab's Exigency RPG
  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    HOW THE FUCK DID I MISS THE SIGNUP FOR THIS

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