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Pirates of the Carribbean Game

SarcastroSarcastro Registered User regular
edited May 2007 in Games and Technology
I can't find any threads discussing this game. Is it just that bad?

I'm curious as to whether it is even worth my time. Any thoughts or uh, directions to the appropriate chatter?

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    cloudeaglecloudeagle Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Sarcastro wrote: »
    I can't find any threads discussing this game. Is it just that bad?

    I'm curious as to whether it is even worth my time. Any thoughts or uh, directions to the appropriate chatter?

    The 360 version of Pirates (to choose one) got a 55 on gamerankings.com. That's pretty damn bad.

    Rule of thumb: most movie-based video games released at the same time as the movie will range from fairly crappy to extremely crappy, with rare exceptions.

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    I am loving the PS3 version. It's good.

    It's not amazingly awesome, but it's pretty above-average for a license game.

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    The WolfmanThe Wolfman Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    cloudeagle wrote: »
    Sarcastro wrote: »
    I can't find any threads discussing this game. Is it just that bad?

    I'm curious as to whether it is even worth my time. Any thoughts or uh, directions to the appropriate chatter?

    The 360 version of Pirates (to choose one) got a 55 on gamerankings.com. That's pretty damn bad.

    Rule of thumb: most movie-based video games released at the same time as the movie will range from fairly crappy to extremely crappy, with rare exceptions.

    Be especially wary if they feel the need to put "The Game" into the title.

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    IShallRiseAgainIShallRiseAgain Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I wish they would wait until the dvd release of a movie before they release the game based on it. Its gives them some more time to make it better and would probably help its sales.

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    OutsomniaOutsomnia Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    cloudeagle wrote: »
    Sarcastro wrote: »
    I can't find any threads discussing this game. Is it just that bad?

    I'm curious as to whether it is even worth my time. Any thoughts or uh, directions to the appropriate chatter?

    The 360 version of Pirates (to choose one) got a 55 on gamerankings.com. That's pretty damn bad.

    Rule of thumb: most movie-based video games released at the same time as the movie will range from fairly crappy to extremely crappy, with rare exceptions.

    Be especially wary if they feel the need to put "The Game" into the title.
    What if it has "The Movie" in the title?

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    Bouncing_SoulBouncing_Soul Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I read an ad for this in some gaming magazine, it said something about totally original swordplay or something like that. Can anyone that's played it elaborate?

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    slacktronslacktron Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    cloudeagle wrote: »
    Sarcastro wrote: »
    I can't find any threads discussing this game. Is it just that bad?

    I'm curious as to whether it is even worth my time. Any thoughts or uh, directions to the appropriate chatter?

    The 360 version of Pirates (to choose one) got a 55 on gamerankings.com. That's pretty damn bad.

    Rule of thumb: most movie-based video games released at the same time as the movie will range from fairly crappy to extremely crappy, with rare exceptions.

    Be especially wary if they feel the need to put "The Game" into the title.

    Yes. This is movie-industry-speak for Grabass Marketing Exploit.

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    agoajagoaj Top Tier One FearRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Outsomnia wrote: »
    cloudeagle wrote: »
    Sarcastro wrote: »
    I can't find any threads discussing this game. Is it just that bad?

    I'm curious as to whether it is even worth my time. Any thoughts or uh, directions to the appropriate chatter?

    The 360 version of Pirates (to choose one) got a 55 on gamerankings.com. That's pretty damn bad.

    Rule of thumb: most movie-based video games released at the same time as the movie will range from fairly crappy to extremely crappy, with rare exceptions.

    Be especially wary if they feel the need to put "The Game" into the title.
    What if it has "The Movie" in the title?

    250px-Streetfighterthemovie_title.png

    Oh shi-
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    agoaj on
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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    I read an ad for this in some gaming magazine, it said something about totally original swordplay or something like that. Can anyone that's played it elaborate?

    You get into swordplay duels where you have to attack or defend high, low, or thrust

    in the ps3 version, this is done by moving the left analog stick up, down, or to the side

    it's realtime and you can chain attacks

    Orikaeshigitae on
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    FuruFuru Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    agoaj wrote: »
    Outsomnia wrote: »
    cloudeagle wrote: »
    Sarcastro wrote: »
    I can't find any threads discussing this game. Is it just that bad?

    I'm curious as to whether it is even worth my time. Any thoughts or uh, directions to the appropriate chatter?

    The 360 version of Pirates (to choose one) got a 55 on gamerankings.com. That's pretty damn bad.

    Rule of thumb: most movie-based video games released at the same time as the movie will range from fairly crappy to extremely crappy, with rare exceptions.

    Be especially wary if they feel the need to put "The Game" into the title.
    What if it has "The Movie" in the title?

    250px-Streetfighterthemovie_title.png

    Oh shi-
    boxdg0.jpg

    An exception, since DS version aside King Kong was a pretty good game.

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    Duchess ProzacDuchess Prozac Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Furu wrote: »
    agoaj wrote: »
    Outsomnia wrote: »
    cloudeagle wrote: »
    Sarcastro wrote: »
    I can't find any threads discussing this game. Is it just that bad?

    I'm curious as to whether it is even worth my time. Any thoughts or uh, directions to the appropriate chatter?

    The 360 version of Pirates (to choose one) got a 55 on gamerankings.com. That's pretty damn bad.

    Rule of thumb: most movie-based video games released at the same time as the movie will range from fairly crappy to extremely crappy, with rare exceptions.

    Be especially wary if they feel the need to put "The Game" into the title.
    What if it has "The Movie" in the title?

    250px-Streetfighterthemovie_title.png

    Oh shi-
    boxdg0.jpg

    An exception, since DS version aside King Kong was a pretty good game.

    See that's because it has both Game and Movie in its title. They kind of negate each other out.

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    agoajagoaj Top Tier One FearRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Furu wrote: »
    agoaj wrote: »
    Outsomnia wrote: »
    cloudeagle wrote: »
    Sarcastro wrote: »
    I can't find any threads discussing this game. Is it just that bad?

    I'm curious as to whether it is even worth my time. Any thoughts or uh, directions to the appropriate chatter?

    The 360 version of Pirates (to choose one) got a 55 on gamerankings.com. That's pretty damn bad.

    Rule of thumb: most movie-based video games released at the same time as the movie will range from fairly crappy to extremely crappy, with rare exceptions.

    Be especially wary if they feel the need to put "The Game" into the title.
    What if it has "The Movie" in the title?

    250px-Streetfighterthemovie_title.png

    Oh shi-
    boxdg0.jpg

    An exception, since DS version aside King Kong was a pretty good game.

    But it has both The Game and The Movie in the title.

    agoaj on
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    The Muffin ManThe Muffin Man Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I read an ad for this in some gaming magazine, it said something about totally original swordplay or something like that. Can anyone that's played it elaborate?

    You get into swordplay duels where you have to attack or defend high, low, or thrust

    in the ps3 version, this is done by moving the left analog stick up, down, or to the side

    it's realtime and you can chain attacks

    Wait.
    Their "totally original swordplay" is the high/mid/low arcade game from Final Fantasy 7...?

    What the fuck?

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    I read an ad for this in some gaming magazine, it said something about totally original swordplay or something like that. Can anyone that's played it elaborate?

    You get into swordplay duels where you have to attack or defend high, low, or thrust

    in the ps3 version, this is done by moving the left analog stick up, down, or to the side

    it's realtime and you can chain attacks

    Wait.
    Their "totally original swordplay" is the high/mid/low arcade game from Final Fantasy 7...?

    What the fuck?

    yep

    that's what i said all right

    good work, TMM

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    HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Outsomnia wrote: »
    cloudeagle wrote: »
    Sarcastro wrote: »
    I can't find any threads discussing this game. Is it just that bad?

    I'm curious as to whether it is even worth my time. Any thoughts or uh, directions to the appropriate chatter?

    The 360 version of Pirates (to choose one) got a 55 on gamerankings.com. That's pretty damn bad.

    Rule of thumb: most movie-based video games released at the same time as the movie will range from fairly crappy to extremely crappy, with rare exceptions.

    Be especially wary if they feel the need to put "The Game" into the title.
    What if it has "The Movie" in the title?

    250px-Streetfighterthemovie_title.png

    That killed Raul Julia. I don't need to go into what the game would do.

    Henroid on
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    chaossoldierchaossoldier Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Henroid wrote: »
    Outsomnia wrote: »
    cloudeagle wrote: »
    Sarcastro wrote: »
    I can't find any threads discussing this game. Is it just that bad?

    I'm curious as to whether it is even worth my time. Any thoughts or uh, directions to the appropriate chatter?

    The 360 version of Pirates (to choose one) got a 55 on gamerankings.com. That's pretty damn bad.

    Rule of thumb: most movie-based video games released at the same time as the movie will range from fairly crappy to extremely crappy, with rare exceptions.

    Be especially wary if they feel the need to put "The Game" into the title.
    What if it has "The Movie" in the title?

    250px-Streetfighterthemovie_title.png

    That killed Raul Julia. I don't need to go into what the game would do.

    It rapes your puppy.

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    The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Henroid wrote: »
    Outsomnia wrote: »
    cloudeagle wrote: »
    Sarcastro wrote: »
    I can't find any threads discussing this game. Is it just that bad?

    I'm curious as to whether it is even worth my time. Any thoughts or uh, directions to the appropriate chatter?

    The 360 version of Pirates (to choose one) got a 55 on gamerankings.com. That's pretty damn bad.

    Rule of thumb: most movie-based video games released at the same time as the movie will range from fairly crappy to extremely crappy, with rare exceptions.

    Be especially wary if they feel the need to put "The Game" into the title.
    What if it has "The Movie" in the title?

    250px-Streetfighterthemovie_title.png

    That killed Raul Julia. I don't need to go into what the game would do.

    It rapes your puppy.

    Twice.

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    ShogunShogun Hair long; money long; me and broke wizards we don't get along Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I wish they would wait until the dvd release of a movie before they release the game based on it. Its gives them some more time to make it better and would probably help its sales.

    *cough* ahem

    I believe we all know how that worked out.

    Shogun on
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    agoajagoaj Top Tier One FearRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Shogun wrote: »
    I wish they would wait until the dvd release of a movie before they release the game based on it. Its gives them some more time to make it better and would probably help its sales.

    *cough* ahem

    I believe we all know how that worked out.

    The best superman game ever?

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    FremFrem Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    agoaj wrote: »
    Shogun wrote: »
    I wish they would wait until the dvd release of a movie before they release the game based on it. Its gives them some more time to make it better and would probably help its sales.

    *cough* ahem

    I believe we all know how that worked out.

    The best superman game ever?

    That's not saying a whole lot.

    Frem on
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    LewiePLewieP Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    King Kong was wicked.

    Goldeneye, riddick, The Warriors, Spider-Man 2 (not played 1 or 3), A wide range of Star Wars Games, I hear good things about the LOTR movie games, and tones more that don't come to mind right now.

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    Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    LewieP wrote: »
    King Kong was wicked.

    Goldeneye, riddick, The Warriors, Spider-Man 2 (not played 1 or 3), A wide range of Star Wars Games, I hear good things about the LOTR movie games, and tones more that don't come to mind right now.

    The Two Towers movie game was pretty fun, actually.

    Aside from Spidey, the rest weren't released concurrently, were they?

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    LewiePLewieP Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    LewieP wrote: »
    King Kong was wicked.

    Goldeneye, riddick, The Warriors, Spider-Man 2 (not played 1 or 3), A wide range of Star Wars Games, I hear good things about the LOTR movie games, and tones more that don't come to mind right now.

    The Two Towers movie game was pretty fun, actually.

    Aside from Spidey, the rest weren't released concurrently, were they?

    I can't remember whether Goldeneye was, I imagine not though. I think Riddick came out at the same time as the film. The Warriors was like 20 years later or summet, depends on which star wars games...

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    FyreWulffFyreWulff YouRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    Episode 1: Racer was good.

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    LewiePLewieP Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    FyreWulff wrote: »
    Episode 1: Racer was good.

    file under "tones more that don't come to mind right now."

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    MachismoMachismo Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Bladerunner, BITCHES!

    Best fucking video game based movie, EVER. Ok, maybe besides Goldeneye. It was a blast to play.

    Machismo on
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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited May 2007
    The character models, mocap and voices are pretty good on the 360 version. The environments are decent. As far as the gameplay goes, my girlfriend really likes the game and has been playing it nonstop.

    So in a nutshell, that's my review: it's the kind of game some dude's girlfriend would like.

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    GhostManOnThirdGhostManOnThird Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I got accepted into the POTC MMO.

    Should I bother downloading the client?

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    I got accepted into the POTC MMO.

    Should I bother downloading the client?

    send the invite to me, if you're so cynical.

    actually just send the invite to me

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    devoirdevoir Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I have to question why someone who has no firm intention of actually playing/testing the game even bothers signing up for a beta.

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    right

    i really want to play it

    this guy obviously doesn't

    clearly there is only one option here

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    ShadowenShadowen Snores in the morning LoserdomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Most the Star Wars games don't count as movie games because they don't cover the events of the movies, except tangentially--i.e., in Dark Forces, you were able to retrieve the plans that lead to the Death Star being destroyed. The games actually based on the movies tend to be somewhat limited. Take even the last mission of X-Wing Alliance, which was awesome, but rather limited. It was like a rail shooter where you could crash if you didn't follow the rails, which at least imbued it with some skill requirement, but still...

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    Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    Machismo wrote: »
    Bladerunner, BITCHES!

    Best fucking video game based movie, EVER. Ok, maybe besides Goldeneye. It was a blast to play.

    God, yes.

    I still do an annual play through of that game. So fucking good.

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    KrizKriz Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
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    NevaNeva Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I got accepted into the POTC MMO.

    Should I bother downloading the client?

    It has some neat ideas, and ship battles have the potential to be fun, but it has a loooong way to go.

    Neva on
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    LegacyLegacy Stuck Somewhere In Cyberspace The Grid(Seattle)Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    Legacy on
    Can we get the chemicals in. 'Cause anything's better than this.
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    GripperGripper Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    So has anyone played the Wii version of this? 'cos I'm thinking about buying it today and I don't want to end up crying myself to sleep...

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    LegacyLegacy Stuck Somewhere In Cyberspace The Grid(Seattle)Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    Don't.

    Buy something else instead. Like a gun. To shoot yourself with.

    Or invest that money in the Virtual Console.

    Legacy on
    Can we get the chemicals in. 'Cause anything's better than this.
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    KrizKriz Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Legacy wrote: »

    I just find it amusing that Square Enix managed to make a better looking and more accurate Jack Sparrow than Disney's own development house, and on a far less powerful system to boot.

    that said, I am interested in seeing a video of the Wii version sword fighting mechanics. licensed games can sometimes be fun.

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    ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Why did people hate King Kong so much? I really liked it. Plus, it's one of (if not the only) FPS movie-tie in that has ever been made.

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