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  • radroadkillradroadkill MDRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
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    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Like some sort of raptor or the Great panda, Rad cannot properly initiate egg preparation if she senses a disturbance within her environment.
  • FroThulhuFroThulhu Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    A dog is it's owner's friend. A cat is it's 'owner's' roomy. And it doesn't pay rent.

    Cinders wrote: »
    Dogs helped us evolve and create new technology.
    New technology eventually led to the band Queen.
    Without dogs we never would have had Freddy Mercury.
    Declarative Statement!
    XBL: DexHavok
  • LudiousLudious It's hard out here for a conservative bronyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
  • SenjutsuSenjutsu fiddy too Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    FroThulhu wrote: »
    A dog is it's owner's friend. A cat is it's 'owner's' roomy. And it doesn't pay rent.

    and it refuses to poop in the toilet

    and it mooches off you for food

    Sarksus wrote: »
    I'm gonna get a PhD in incest.
  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2011
    nidalee has a heal that gives the target 60% extra attack speed and can lay traps that lower enemy armor and MR and reveal them on the map when tripped

    @nealcm @faynor
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  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy Fighting the War on String Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    dogs can fly

    cats give you measles

    dogs banish ghosts from your abode

    cats will lock you outside of your home

    Elki wrote: »

    Casual Eddy: best poster 2014.
  • Psycho Internet HawkPsycho Internet Hawk Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    sona got way way nerfed and then they removed her core item from the game.

    I tried playing her two weeks ago after not touching her for over a month. The changes have been...painful, to say the least.

    Also SiG, Singed is kind of a weird support/tank mix, the support comes from his slow and throw and being supremely fat.

    Taric is probably considered the best support right now, with Janna a close second.

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  • FroThulhuFroThulhu Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    FroThulhu wrote: »
    A dog is it's owner's friend. A cat is it's 'owner's' roomy. And it doesn't pay rent.

    and it refuses to poop in the toilet

    and it mooches off you for food

    And it pisses in corners without being drunk. Or sharing its booze.

    And it won't use the mic when it plays MNC.

    Cinders wrote: »
    Dogs helped us evolve and create new technology.
    New technology eventually led to the band Queen.
    Without dogs we never would have had Freddy Mercury.
    Declarative Statement!
    XBL: DexHavok
  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Cats can be taught to poop in the toilet.

  • PasserbyePasserbye The Woman Who Is Not Short at The Moonlite All-Nite Diner; a glass box full of bad food and good people.Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    FroThulhu wrote: »
    A dog is it's owner's friend. A cat is it's 'owner's' roomy. And it doesn't pay rent.

    Toby is my friend. When I come home, he'll follow me around the house meowing and rubbing against me, even when he doesn't want to be fed. When I'm gone for extended periods of time he gets depressed. He sleeps beside me every night. When he wants to be fed he'll bite Dyr, but he'll just gently bat me with his paw and meow. It's just that cats, unlike dogs, are more particular about who they like, usually it's just one person in the entire house.

  • radroadkillradroadkill MDRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Passerbye wrote: »
    FroThulhu wrote: »
    A dog is it's owner's friend. A cat is it's 'owner's' roomy. And it doesn't pay rent.

    Toby is my friend. When I come home, he'll follow me around the house meowing and rubbing against me, even when he doesn't want to be fed. When I'm gone for extended periods of time he gets depressed. He sleeps beside me every night. When he wants to be fed he'll bite Dyr, but he'll just gently bat me with his paw and meow. It's just that cats, unlike dogs, are more particular about who they like, usually it's just one person in the entire house.

    Skitters is in love with Boy but he'll be sure to use me when Boy's not around.

    I like Toby! Super cute kiiiiiiiitty!

    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Like some sort of raptor or the Great panda, Rad cannot properly initiate egg preparation if she senses a disturbance within her environment.
  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy Fighting the War on String Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    dogs project their astral form into your sleeping mind to make sure you're not alone or afraid during your dreams

    cats sit on you while you're asleep and whisper dark, maddening secrets into your ear

    Elki wrote: »

    Casual Eddy: best poster 2014.
  • FroThulhuFroThulhu Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    japan wrote: »
    Cats can be taught to poop in the toilet.

    If they feel like it.

    Cinders wrote: »
    Dogs helped us evolve and create new technology.
    New technology eventually led to the band Queen.
    Without dogs we never would have had Freddy Mercury.
    Declarative Statement!
    XBL: DexHavok
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    dogs project their astral form into your sleeping mind to make sure you're not alone or afraid during your dreams

    cats sit on you while you're asleep and whisper dark, maddening secrets into your ear

    This explains why I always wake up with the friskies theme stuck in my head.

  • CindersCinders You’re either ready to reap this freaky-assed harvest or you’re not. Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Dogs helped us evolve and create new technology.

    New technology eventually led to the band Queen.

    Without dogs we never would have had Freddy Mercury.

  • Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. 5386-8443-8937Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    dogs project their astral form into your sleeping mind to make sure you're not alone or afraid during your dreams

    cats sit on you while you're asleep and whisper dark, maddening secrets into your ear

    My dog just snores really really loudly.

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  • HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    cats all look the same

    sometimes they're different colors but usually a cat just looks like a cat

    If you think a Maine Coon and a Persian look the same I don't really know what to tell you :P

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Passerbye wrote: »
    FroThulhu wrote: »
    A dog is it's owner's friend. A cat is it's 'owner's' roomy. And it doesn't pay rent.

    Toby is my friend. When I come home, he'll follow me around the house meowing and rubbing against me, even when he doesn't want to be fed. When I'm gone for extended periods of time he gets depressed. He sleeps beside me every night. When he wants to be fed he'll bite Dyr, but he'll just gently bat me with his paw and meow. It's just that cats, unlike dogs, are more particular about who they like, usually it's just one person in the entire house.

    Kunta Kinte!

  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2011
    Cinders wrote: »
    Dogs helped us evolve and create new technology.

    New technology eventually led to the band Queen.

    Without dogs we never would have had Freddy Mercury.

    they have some strange customs in Zanzibar

    @nealcm @faynor
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  • PasserbyePasserbye The Woman Who Is Not Short at The Moonlite All-Nite Diner; a glass box full of bad food and good people.Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Passerbye wrote: »
    FroThulhu wrote: »
    A dog is it's owner's friend. A cat is it's 'owner's' roomy. And it doesn't pay rent.

    Toby is my friend. When I come home, he'll follow me around the house meowing and rubbing against me, even when he doesn't want to be fed. When I'm gone for extended periods of time he gets depressed. He sleeps beside me every night. When he wants to be fed he'll bite Dyr, but he'll just gently bat me with his paw and meow. It's just that cats, unlike dogs, are more particular about who they like, usually it's just one person in the entire house.

    Skitters is in love with Boy but he'll be sure to use me when Boy's not around.

    I like Toby! Super cute kiiiiiiiitty!

    Yeah, growing up Shadow Jack liked dad, and Lexus didn't like anyone in the house. She'd be friendly, but she didn't have a person.

    I hope I get to meet Skitters some day.

  • bowenbowen Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    FroThulhu wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    Cats can be taught to poop in the toilet.

    If they feel like it.

    I think they can only be taught to pee, because they like to bury poop.

  • FroThulhuFroThulhu Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Cinders wrote: »
    Dogs helped us evolve and create new technology.

    New technology eventually led to the band Queen.

    Without dogs we never would have had Freddy Mercury.

    Wow, yep. This is my new sig.

    Cinders wrote: »
    Dogs helped us evolve and create new technology.
    New technology eventually led to the band Queen.
    Without dogs we never would have had Freddy Mercury.
    Declarative Statement!
    XBL: DexHavok
  • radroadkillradroadkill MDRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
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    Cats sleep in boxes! Cuuuuuute!

    Passer: Of course you will! We are going to move to Seattle. Eventually. When we can.

    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Like some sort of raptor or the Great panda, Rad cannot properly initiate egg preparation if she senses a disturbance within her environment.
  • PasserbyePasserbye The Woman Who Is Not Short at The Moonlite All-Nite Diner; a glass box full of bad food and good people.Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Preacher wrote: »
    Kunta Kinte!

    I am the kindest slave owner.

  • PodlyPodly good moleman to youRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    my life got much more confusing last night

    life is weird

    follow my music twitter soundcloud tumblr
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  • TehSlothTehSloth Babyface LumbersexualRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    sona got way way nerfed and then they removed her core item from the game.

    I tried playing her two weeks ago after not touching her for over a month. The changes have been...painful, to say the least.

    Also SiG, Singed is kind of a weird support/tank mix, the support comes from his slow and throw and being supremely fat.

    Taric is probably considered the best support right now, with Janna a close second.

    I haven't tried singed yet, but I'm loving Urgot at the moment and he provides similar benefits. A great slow with his shield, the position reverser, great survivability, and missiles that shoot awesomely far if you get a lock on. I love it when someone runs behind their tower to try and bait me or get me to back off and I just kill them with a homing missile without the tower even bothering me.

    FC: 1993-7778-8872 PSN: TehSloth Xbox: SlothTeh
  • YamiNoSenshiYamiNoSenshi Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    You can argue cats vs dogs all you want. But I got double kitty snuggles while I napped in the recliner yesterday. Your arguments are meaningless to me.

    Damn it, it's fucking noon. I demand to know if Yami shit on a desk yet.
  • PasserbyePasserbye The Woman Who Is Not Short at The Moonlite All-Nite Diner; a glass box full of bad food and good people.Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Woo, gotta make a statement. Back in a bit.

  • ThomamelasThomamelas “Three films a day, three books a week and records of great music would be enough to make me happy to the day I die.” Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    dogs project their astral form into your sleeping mind to make sure you're not alone or afraid during your dreams

    cats sit on you while you're asleep and whisper dark, maddening secrets into your ear

    One of my ex's cats used to like to curl up against my back when I was sleeping. The problem is that I can be a restless sleeper who tosses and turns. And every damn night I'd roll over only to be woken with the sound of the cat acting like I had attempted to kill it.

  • Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. 5386-8443-8937Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Podly wrote: »
    my life got much more confusing last night

    life is weird

    Don't worry its only gay if balls touch.

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  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    dogs project their astral form into your sleeping mind to make sure you're not alone or afraid during your dreams

    cats sit on you while you're asleep and whisper dark, maddening secrets into your ear

    Dogs hunt the shadow gnomes which lurk in basements and walls and cupboards at night, draining your psychic energy

    Every night cats climb to the tops of their homes and sing one of the ten thousand songs to end all things, in voices of bone against bone and tongue against stone.

    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I fucking hate you Canadians.
  • GoslingGosling Looking Up Soccer In Mongolia Right Now, Probably Watertown, WIRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Question. Language question. My dad's watching westerns again.

    How come when a girl is described as 'ravishing', it's a compliment, but when a girl is described as 'ravished', it's terrible?

    I have a new soccer blog The Minnow Tank. Reading it psychically kicks Sepp Blatter in the bean bag.
  • Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Harrisonburg, VARegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    dogs project their astral form into your sleeping mind to make sure you're not alone or afraid during your dreams

    cats sit on you while you're asleep and whisper dark, maddening secrets into your ear

    My dog just snores really really loudly.

    My mastiff: SNOOOOOONNNNK

    SNOOOOOOONNNNNK

    SNOOOOONNNNK

    it's actually pleasant to listen to, like a low rumble

  • ThomamelasThomamelas “Three films a day, three books a week and records of great music would be enough to make me happy to the day I die.” Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Gosling wrote: »
    Question. Language question. My dad's watching westerns again.

    How come when a girl is described as 'ravishing', it's a compliment, but when a girl is described as 'ravished', it's terrible?

    Ravished implies non-consensual sex.

  • Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Harrisonburg, VARegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Gosling wrote: »
    Question. Language question. My dad's watching westerns again.

    How come when a girl is described as 'ravishing', it's a compliment, but when a girl is described as 'ravished', it's terrible?

    Agent versus object.

  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    kakos i removed your comment, please don't be offended

    my family, including my younger cousins, read my facebook wall and i don't want vulgar messages like that on there

    HOW DO YOU FUCK UP BAGELS. YOU BOIL THE WATER. PUT IN THE NOODLES
  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy Fighting the War on String Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Podly wrote: »
    my life got much more confusing last night

    life is weird

    did shaz and his friend rock your world?

    Elki wrote: »

    Casual Eddy: best poster 2014.
  • ArchArch HELLO YES THIS IS BUG Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    japan wrote: »
    iPlayer has the following programme listed under "Most Popular":
    Is Oral Sex Safe?
    Lifting the lid on oropharyngeal mouth cancer and the dangers that lurk behind oral sex

    To be fair though

    human papilloma virus has recently been implicated in a variety of head and neck cancers, and the most common form of transmission is through unprotected oral sex

    irritatingly it is easily preventable with the HPV vaccine...which isn't covered under most health insurances plans if you are a man

    where the greatest dangers lie

  • bowenbowen Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    dogs project their astral form into your sleeping mind to make sure you're not alone or afraid during your dreams

    cats sit on you while you're asleep and whisper dark, maddening secrets into your ear

    One of my ex's cats used to like to curl up against my back when I was sleeping. The problem is that I can be a restless sleeper who tosses and turns. And every damn night I'd roll over only to be woken with the sound of the cat acting like I had attempted to kill it.

    One of our cats sleeps curled up around my shoulder or head. I fear for my life so I let her.

  • Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Harrisonburg, VARegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Also I am gradually becoming less nervous about DMing in three weeks. I mean, there's no wrong way to do it, if everyone's having fun. The rules are less important than the story and experience.

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