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KrunkMcGrunk
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I am looking for a roommate and I had a very, very attractive young lady come look at the room last night. I figured I'd bring her in, she'd be dull as cardboard, and we'd go on with our lives. That did not happen. Turns out she is kind of artsy and cute. She is also a burlesque dancer, and I am too much of a square to deal with that.
I've got a devil on one shoulder and an angel on the other. And a boner in my pants.
On the one hand, she's really cool. She's into art history, as am I. I have a ridiculous weakness for cute, artsy girls. If I were single, I wouldn't hesitate for a second.
On the other hand, I'm not single, and living with someone I'm attracted to would be a big fucking mistake. So, I'm gonna turn her down.
tl;dr: I'm a giant wiener.
alt post: how many fingers should i put up her pooper?
I've got a devil on one shoulder and an angel on the other. And a boner in my pants.
On the one hand, she's really cool. She's into art history, as am I. I have a ridiculous weakness for cute, artsy girls. If I were single, I wouldn't hesitate for a second.
On the other hand, I'm not single, and living with someone I'm attracted to would be a big fucking mistake. So, I'm gonna turn her down.
tl;dr: I'm a giant wiener.
alt post: how many fingers should i put up her pooper?
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Is the potential room mate in a relationship?
Do you have pictures of either of the women involved in this story? Particularly boobies?
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Hahaha :^:
no this is my post I made this post
i can't wait to meet her!!!!
excellent post
actually even if you had been single you should probably still have sent her on her way cuz living with someone you plan to bone later on sounds like a recipe for disaster to me
alt answer: three
If your other relationship is good, I'd just stick with that.
Alternatively, she probably has some hot friends, and they'd probably let you watch them make out when they're drunk.
all of them (10)
Go ahead and send her over
Hey, look what I can do
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
what if I beat up the snerd
Give her the shocker instead.
redhead i'm sorry i didn't get to say nice things about you in the forumer opinion thread (I blame having pneumonia)
my opinion is that You Are Rad
thunderdome rules apply, so that's cool
you mean cousin
god dammit pip
This post turned out raunchier than I intended.
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promote this man immediately
I'm like the Mythbusters, except I solve problems that are important with logic and science. Sexy problems.
think about that
pneumonia? psh, maybe if you'd had hantavirus i'd consider letting you off the hook. nice try.
(<3)
boy's a straight shooter
upper management written all over him
I mean, this problem kind of indicates that it would be inevitable, but maybe she isn't really attracted to you at all?
or like
you're dating stoya
that would be better
What spring does with the cherry trees.
UNTHINKABLE
"dating"