I think if any woman deigns to bear me a child and they don't take it away from me immediately, firstly I'm gonna see if the kid is interested in some kind of martial arts classes because I started it when I was about 7 and it was fun as hell
And then I'mma tell him or her this
You don't need to take any shit from anyone, and if they're talking shit at you, you tell them to back the fuck off, and then you let me and a school authority figure know
And then if they lay a hand on you, Daddy has no problem with you proceeding to rain down God's wrath on that kid until he stops (and then, once again, inform your elders of the situation)
On the other side of that coin I need to stress that my kid should never be the one to start shit or throw the first punch and that if violence really can't be avoided it should only be used to defend him/herself or others who can't stand up for themselves
Watch, the second part of my lecture won't stick and my kid will go on to be worse than Hitler
in the event that I walk in the exact spot Weaver predicted after he physically moved the dog poop with his hand because dogs don't just go where you tell them
I think if any woman deigns to bear me a child and they don't take it away from me immediately, firstly I'm gonna see if the kid is interested in some kind of martial arts classes because I started it when I was about 7 and it was fun as hell
And then I'mma tell him or her this
You don't need to take any shit from anyone, and if they're talking shit at you, you tell them to back the fuck off, and then you let me and a school authority figure know
And then if they lay a hand on you, Daddy has no problem with you proceeding to rain down God's wrath on that kid until he stops (and then, once again, inform your elders of the situation)
On the other side of that coin I need to stress that my kid should never be the one to start shit or throw the first punch and that if violence really can't be avoided it should only be used to defend him/herself or others who can't stand up for themselves
Watch, the second part of my lecture won't stick and my kid will go on to be worse than Hitler
but hitler is the best fighter in the province!
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AntimatterDevo Was RightGates of SteelRegistered Userregular
I think if any woman deigns to bear me a child and they don't take it away from me immediately, firstly I'm gonna see if the kid is interested in some kind of martial arts classes because I started it when I was about 7 and it was fun as hell
And then I'mma tell him or her this
You don't need to take any shit from anyone, and if they're talking shit at you, you tell them to back the fuck off, and then you let me and a school authority figure know
And then if they lay a hand on you, Daddy has no problem with you proceeding to rain down God's wrath on that kid until he stops (and then, once again, inform your elders of the situation)
On the other side of that coin I need to stress that my kid should never be the one to start shit or throw the first punch and that if violence really can't be avoided it should only be used to defend him/herself or others who can't stand up for themselves
Watch, the second part of my lecture won't stick and my kid will go on to be worse than Hitler
but hitler is the best fighter in the province!
hehehe scott pilgrim reference
ughhhh
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WeaverWho are you?What do you want?Registered Userregular
edited January 2011
I'm still laughing at the image of him trying to scrape all of the poop off of his shoe.
The simple joys in life.(also humor across a generational divide)
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I think if any woman deigns to bear me a child and they don't take it away from me immediately, firstly I'm gonna see if the kid is interested in some kind of martial arts classes because I started it when I was about 7 and it was fun as hell
And then I'mma tell him or her this
You don't need to take any shit from anyone, and if they're talking shit at you, you tell them to back the fuck off, and then you let me and a school authority figure know
And then if they lay a hand on you, Daddy has no problem with you proceeding to rain down God's wrath on that kid until he stops (and then, once again, inform your elders of the situation)
On the other side of that coin I need to stress that my kid should never be the one to start shit or throw the first punch and that if violence really can't be avoided it should only be used to defend him/herself or others who can't stand up for themselves
Watch, the second part of my lecture won't stick and my kid will go on to be worse than Hitler
but hitler is the best fighter in the province!
hehehe scott pilgrim reference
ughhhh
oh sorry here I'll make it relateable
but hitler beep boop transform and roll out form of: an effeminate range rover
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AntimatterDevo Was RightGates of SteelRegistered Userregular
edited January 2011
that's all you've got, shitbird? that tired old routine?
"You will always be sick and weak, but you're bigger. Don't ever start a fight. But if someone else does, you finish it. Don't ever come home and tell me you got beat up and you didn't finish that fight."
I only remember two real physical altercations at school growing up. Junior year, He wouldn't leave me alone, kept pushing and shoving, and he finally just straight up hit me in the gut. I finished that fight quickly as I had like 30 pounds on the dipshit and I got in trouble. The other one the guy was about my size and in his defense I had said some shit that I thought he understood I was only joking. Next thing I know it's all clash of the 7th grade titans in this bitch. Neither of us "won" that one. We got separated and suspended for a week.
My father had no issue with either one, though he did lecture me about how some people can't take a joke.
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edited January 2011
I am feelin' good right now
Smokin' weed and eating combos with some mellow yellow, DATS THE LIFE
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Okay thank you
I was hoping someone else would find it weird
you get poop in your shoe
Watch, the second part of my lecture won't stick and my kid will go on to be worse than Hitler
I get poop on my shoe
in the event that I walk in the exact spot Weaver predicted after he physically moved the dog poop with his hand because dogs don't just go where you tell them
and he doesn't even have a dog
WEIRDO
but hitler is the best fighter in the province!
hehehe scott pilgrim reference
ughhhh
The simple joys in life.(also humor across a generational divide)
I like you
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oh sorry here I'll make it relateable
but hitler beep boop transform and roll out form of: an effeminate range rover
this is so weird stop it it's making me uncomfortable with how weird you're being somebody help!
edit: actually that was a little harsh man
why, thank you, ma'am
kind of par for the course, I guess!
I was just making a joke
"chill out"
"You will always be sick and weak, but you're bigger. Don't ever start a fight. But if someone else does, you finish it. Don't ever come home and tell me you got beat up and you didn't finish that fight."
I only remember two real physical altercations at school growing up. Junior year, He wouldn't leave me alone, kept pushing and shoving, and he finally just straight up hit me in the gut. I finished that fight quickly as I had like 30 pounds on the dipshit and I got in trouble. The other one the guy was about my size and in his defense I had said some shit that I thought he understood I was only joking. Next thing I know it's all clash of the 7th grade titans in this bitch. Neither of us "won" that one. We got separated and suspended for a week.
My father had no issue with either one, though he did lecture me about how some people can't take a joke.
Smokin' weed and eating combos with some mellow yellow, DATS THE LIFE
Augh she's just threatened by my photography
So petty, Sheri
That is Ess EE Plus Plus for you.
They were described as poop nuggets but somehow he smeared them on the walls
the more
you
know
I don't either!
apparently it went from comedy to a livestream of me bullying
Oh, that's you?
If I'd known, I'd actually be TRYING.
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Who did you think I was
Just some guy on twitter with irresistible wit and charm, probably
Yep
hi
kpop appreciation station i also like to tweet some
what, girls can't be bullies
my sister won "biggest bully" in high school
not even joking
not if you fuck them hard enough
Twitch (I stream most days of the week)
Twitter (mean leftist discourse)
I was seriously like
'who is this dude
he is on a few SE++ lists so he can't be all that bad'
Little did I know
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it's just so easy
I used to live next to a guy who was a retired Apache pilot.
He'd hang bags of of seeds off his Harley and go tooling around the opposite side of his sub-division, patting the bag every 5 or 10 feet.
One day I asked him what was in those bags.
"Mixture of ragweed and crabgrass, I hate those fucks over there."
Ahahahahaha
Another one falls into the web
Now I know you as 'that guy I whooped by 120 points in WWF'
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hi!
You're easy
Buuuuuurnn