Fuck Needles

Warcry · January 2011

I just got my ingrown toenail removed. All of the nail.
It took six needles to numb the goddamn thing. My big toes are freakishly large.

I hate needles

It hurts so much.

But I kept the nail as a souvenir

Meissnerd · January 2011

inadvisable

Kadith · January 2011

i'm sticking a needle down my dick this very second

how did you know?

Cogliostro · January 2011

Most men have an innate fear of needles.

I'm firmly convinced it's a psychological aversion to being penetrated.

Zoel · January 2011

tell me more about your kink

Uriel · January 2011

My toenails get like, hang nails all the time.

Also the bottoms of my feet need one of those scrubby stone things.

EDIT: Foot fetish thread.

Barcardi · January 2011

I had a spinal tap as a kid, not a fun experience, painful as hell because THEY FUCKING MISSED THE SPINE AND HIT BONE, and it created my only known phobia, needles.

fuck needles. yet i still do all the health needle related things, but fuck them so much.

Tossrock · January 2011

Cogliostro wrote: »

Most men have an innate fear of needles.

I'm firmly convinced it's a psychological aversion to being penetrated.

what about the fact that they hurt

where does this factor in

Zoel · January 2011

you use a whetting stone on your feet?

The Geek · January 2011

The worst pain I ever felt was when I had to have a big damn needle stuck in my neck to take a biopsy of the growth in my thyroid.

Ringo · January 2011

I've had this done, huge needles in my big toe

I've had this done while the tops of my feet were sunburned

It was unpleasant

Rinder · January 2011

I was scared of needles for a long time. 53 hospital visits later and I'm no longer scared.

Macro9 · January 2011

The toenail on my right foot got messed up a few years ago after dropping a bunch of hardy plank on it.

I just ripped it off, cleaned it up, and threw a bandage on it.

Then I went back to work.

unintentional · January 2011

needles where they inject are so much more painful than needles where they withdraw

in my experience at least

blood test? no problem

flu shot? ow ow ow ow ow

Zoel · January 2011

Zoel wrote: »

you use a whetting stone on your feet?

Does it make you sharp on the dance floor

Talkc · January 2011

Fuck Needle is the name of my new band.

Jordyn · January 2011

Zoel wrote: »

you use a whetting stone on your feet?

a pumice stone.

Zoel · January 2011

it sounds so much more sexual as a band name than as a general exclamation

GeoMitch · January 2011

Hunter · January 2011

Try getting a cortisone shot in your shoulder. Pussy.

Actually no, ingrown nails hurt like a motherfucker.

Uriel · January 2011

I had to have Novocaine injected into the nerve of one of my teeth once.

Apparently when you do that the charge from the nerve jumps to the needle.

Jordyn · January 2011

needles ain't so bad guys

Cogliostro · January 2011

Tossrock wrote: »

Cogliostro wrote: »

Most men have an innate fear of needles.

I'm firmly convinced it's a psychological aversion to being penetrated.

what about the fact that they hurt

where does this factor in

Man the fuck up! It's just a little prick!

Spoiler:

zimfan · January 2011

Man

Ingrown toenails are the worst

been there, done that

walking around target with pain on my face and a limp in my step, right after the procedure because we needed groceries

The Geek · January 2011

Jordyn wrote: »

needles ain't so bad guys

yuh-huh

Jordyn · January 2011

get a cyst cut off your tailbone.

Uriel · January 2011

I once was sitting in a bar stool we had at my old house.

I was tipping it and ended up crushing my toe.

Kadith · January 2011

I am fine with needles as long as I don't have to watch them go in or out.

This may also work for penises but I've never tried it.

Tossrock · January 2011

Cogliostro wrote: »

Tossrock wrote: »

Cogliostro wrote: »

Most men have an innate fear of needles.

I'm firmly convinced it's a psychological aversion to being penetrated.

what about the fact that they hurt

where does this factor in

Man the fuck up! It's just a little prick!

Spoiler:

That's what she said

so... it's not okay to be afraid of pain

therefore men are all afraid of dick

okay

Jordyn · January 2011

tossrock it's okay.

tardcore · January 2011

Post a picture of your toe. And your souvenir nail.

lostwords · January 2011

my fear is creepy animatronic robots

Callius · January 2011

I fucking hate needles so much.

Raneados · January 2011

Cogliostro wrote: »

Most men have an innate fear of needles.

I'm firmly convinced it's a psychological aversion to being penetrated.

haha nope

I'm mostly over my uncomfortableness with needles, ever since I had to stab myself to get a blood sample, they don't seem so bad

Zoel · January 2011

free raneados

why are his posts highlighted!!!!!

Raneados · January 2011

i don't think "highlighted" is the right term

Uriel · January 2011

Objective: Terminate Raneados

Meissnerd · January 2011

i always watch the needles to make sure they don't fuck up

Fandeathis · January 2011

Damn, I was hoping this thread was about SLC Punk!

Jordyn · January 2011

when I had to get my shoulder MRI'd, they shoved a huge needle into to inject the iodine. It hurt a little bit, but my arm hurt more from how swollen the dye made it. That MRI was a fucking ordeal too. When you fill stuff out for doctors? Don't assume they read any of it.

Like where you noted that you're allergic to iodine.

Uriel · January 2011

Fandeathis wrote: »

Damn, I was hoping this thread was about SLC Punk!

I am currently hoping that everyone in the world forgets SLC Punk exists.

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