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Fuck Needles

WarcryWarcry I'm getting my shit pushed in here!AustraliaRegistered User regular
edited January 2011 in Social Entropy++
I just got my ingrown toenail removed. All of the nail.
It took six needles to numb the goddamn thing. My big toes are freakishly large.

I hate needles

It hurts so much.



But I kept the nail as a souvenir

Warcry on
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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    inadvisable

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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    i'm sticking a needle down my dick this very second

    how did you know?

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  • CogliostroCogliostro Marginal Opinions Spring, TXRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Most men have an innate fear of needles.

    I'm firmly convinced it's a psychological aversion to being penetrated.

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  • ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it on Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    tell me more about your kink

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  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    My toenails get like, hang nails all the time.

    Also the bottoms of my feet need one of those scrubby stone things.

    EDIT: Foot fetish thread.

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  • BarcardiBarcardi All the Wizards Under A Rock: AfganistanRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I had a spinal tap as a kid, not a fun experience, painful as hell because THEY FUCKING MISSED THE SPINE AND HIT BONE, and it created my only known phobia, needles.

    fuck needles. yet i still do all the health needle related things, but fuck them so much.

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Cogliostro wrote: »
    Most men have an innate fear of needles.

    I'm firmly convinced it's a psychological aversion to being penetrated.

    what about the fact that they hurt

    where does this factor in

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  • ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it on Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    you use a whetting stone on your feet?

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2011
    The worst pain I ever felt was when I had to have a big damn needle stuck in my neck to take a biopsy of the growth in my thyroid.

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  • RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I've had this done, huge needles in my big toe


    I've had this done while the tops of my feet were sunburned

    It was unpleasant

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  • RinderRinder Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I was scared of needles for a long time. 53 hospital visits later and I'm no longer scared.

    Rinder on
  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    The toenail on my right foot got messed up a few years ago after dropping a bunch of hardy plank on it.

    I just ripped it off, cleaned it up, and threw a bandage on it.

    Then I went back to work.

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  • unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    needles where they inject are so much more painful than needles where they withdraw

    in my experience at least

    blood test? no problem

    flu shot? ow ow ow ow ow

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  • ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it on Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Zoel wrote: »
    you use a whetting stone on your feet?

    Does it make you sharp on the dance floor

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  • TalkcTalkc Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Fuck Needle is the name of my new band.

    Talkc on
  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Zoel wrote: »
    you use a whetting stone on your feet?

    a pumice stone.

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  • ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it on Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    it sounds so much more sexual as a band name than as a general exclamation

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  • GeoMitchGeoMitch Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Try getting a cortisone shot in your shoulder. Pussy.


    Actually no, ingrown nails hurt like a motherfucker.

    Hunter on
  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I had to have Novocaine injected into the nerve of one of my teeth once.

    Apparently when you do that the charge from the nerve jumps to the needle.

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    needles ain't so bad guys

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  • CogliostroCogliostro Marginal Opinions Spring, TXRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Cogliostro wrote: »
    Most men have an innate fear of needles.

    I'm firmly convinced it's a psychological aversion to being penetrated.

    what about the fact that they hurt

    where does this factor in

    Man the fuck up! It's just a little prick!

    That's what she said

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  • zimfanzimfan Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Man

    Ingrown toenails are the worst

    been there, done that

    walking around target with pain on my face and a limp in my step, right after the procedure because we needed groceries

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2011
    Jordyn wrote: »
    needles ain't so bad guys

    yuh-huh

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    get a cyst cut off your tailbone.

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  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I once was sitting in a bar stool we had at my old house.

    I was tipping it and ended up crushing my toe.

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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I am fine with needles as long as I don't have to watch them go in or out.

    This may also work for penises but I've never tried it.

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Cogliostro wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Cogliostro wrote: »
    Most men have an innate fear of needles.

    I'm firmly convinced it's a psychological aversion to being penetrated.

    what about the fact that they hurt

    where does this factor in

    Man the fuck up! It's just a little prick!

    That's what she said

    so... it's not okay to be afraid of pain

    therefore men are all afraid of dick

    okay

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    tossrock it's okay.

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  • tardcoretardcore Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Post a picture of your toe. And your souvenir nail.

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I fucking hate needles so much.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Cogliostro wrote: »
    Most men have an innate fear of needles.

    I'm firmly convinced it's a psychological aversion to being penetrated.

    haha nope

    I'm mostly over my uncomfortableness with needles, ever since I had to stab myself to get a blood sample, they don't seem so bad

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  • ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it on Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    free raneados

    why are his posts highlighted!!!!!

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    i don't think "highlighted" is the right term

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  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Objective: Terminate Raneados

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    i always watch the needles to make sure they don't fuck up

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  • FandeathisFandeathis Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Damn, I was hoping this thread was about SLC Punk!

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    when I had to get my shoulder MRI'd, they shoved a huge needle into to inject the iodine. It hurt a little bit, but my arm hurt more from how swollen the dye made it. That MRI was a fucking ordeal too. When you fill stuff out for doctors? Don't assume they read any of it.

    Like where you noted that you're allergic to iodine.

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  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Fandeathis wrote: »
    Damn, I was hoping this thread was about SLC Punk!

    I am currently hoping that everyone in the world forgets SLC Punk exists.

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