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The Good (Rodgers) The Bad (Roethlisberger) and the Ugly (Al Davis) [NFL]

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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    a few pages late here but I submit that Colin Cowherd is an awful human being and a complete fucking moron

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I got the shotgun, you got the briefcase It's all in the game though, right?Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2011
    Cowherd is the worst person on ESPN. I'd rather stare at Stuart Scott's creepy eye for 5 hours then listen to Cowherd talk for 10 seconds.

  • PeenPeen Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    I've been thinking about it and I'm pretty sure that I hate Cowherd more than I hate Bayless. That's kind of like saying you hate AIDS more than you hate Ebola, but still.

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I got the shotgun, you got the briefcase It's all in the game though, right?Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2011
    I definitely hate Cowherd more than Bayless. Bayless says stupid shit but Cowherd acts so fucking smug I want to punch him in the balls or face or cock or all three at the same time with one giant fist.

  • GaslightGaslight Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Also Cowherd looks like a death's head.

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  • XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    I wonder what happens when Cowherd and Bayless walk into the same room, does everyone leave?

  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    sportsnation is so terrible

    i cannot believe people watch it

  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom The dream is dead Gummy bears are foreverRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    holy shit this is a day away

    you know what that means

    it means that for the first time ever, i'm not just watching a Super Bowl for the commercials

    this year, i'm watching a Super Bowl for 2 reasons

    the commercials

    and NEW GLEE EPISODE IMMEDIATELY AFTER THE GAME :D

  • XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    and NEW GLEE EPISODE IMMEDIATELY AFTER THE GAME :D
    a·bout-face (-boutfs)
    n.

    1.a. The act of pivoting to face in the opposite direction from the original, especially in a military formation.
    b. A military command to turn clockwise 180°.
    2. A total change of attitude or viewpoint.
    intr.v. a·bout-faced, a·bout-fac·ing, a·bout-fac·es
    To reverse direction.

  • Goose!Goose! Yeah, I wrote that. Its called, "I Wanna Rock Your Body"Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    I am watching the Blind Side again. That is how bad today is for something to watch.

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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    sweeney tom you are awful

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  • ShimShamShimSham Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Michael Oher is only good at protecting the blind side of left handed quarterbacks! HEY OH!

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  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    desmond howard said on his twitter that phil simms threatened to hit him for saying matt simms sucks during the season

    hilarious

  • Goose!Goose! Yeah, I wrote that. Its called, "I Wanna Rock Your Body"Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    24 hours from now I will be chowing down on some good bbq hopefully, while watching the game get started.

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  • JasconiusJasconius sword criminal Flo-ridaRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    You'd think after the first failed quarterback son he would just start accepting criticism.

    And/or

    Pretend he had nothing to do with them

  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    woo packers

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  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    also, togas are hard to make and I'm probably gonna look stupid tomorrow but whatever

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  • JasconiusJasconius sword criminal Flo-ridaRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    also, togas are hard to make and I'm probably gonna look stupid tomorrow but whatever

    i dont understand this post

  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Jasconius wrote: »
    also, togas are hard to make and I'm probably gonna look stupid tomorrow but whatever

    i dont understand this post

    Most likely he wants to wear a toga tomorrow, and they are hard to make. Therefor he will look stupid.

  • JasconiusJasconius sword criminal Flo-ridaRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    is tomorrow a toga wearing kind of day?

    is that a thing?

  • MarthMarth Spaceman Crocodile Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Tomorrow might be the first time I get drunk while watching football. At least, I hope so.

    edit: Jasc, don't you wear togas on Super Bowl Sunday?

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  • JasconiusJasconius sword criminal Flo-ridaRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Marth wrote: »
    Tomorrow might be the first time I get drunk while watching football. At least, I hope so.

    with enough bottom shelf tequila you can believe that it is your team that is playing

    and they win with an overtime drive that does not result in comical tragedy

    *edit*

    I'm wearing my cheap packers shirt I got in 11th grade and nothin else

  • MarthMarth Spaceman Crocodile Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Jasconius wrote: »
    Marth wrote: »
    Tomorrow might be the first time I get drunk while watching football. At least, I hope so.

    with enough bottom shelf tequila you can believe that it is your team that is playing

    and they win with an overtime drive that does not result in comical tragedy

    *edit*

    I'm wearing my cheap packers shirt I got in 11th grade and nothin else

    I rooted really hard for the Cardinals during their playoff run, I was hella bummed when they lost. I'm a sucker for the underdog.

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  • GaslightGaslight Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
  • InkyblotsInkyblots Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Man that's a huge bummer, and he's a packer's fan! Poor guy.

    I wonder if they will kick him out of the club.

  • MagnumCTMagnumCT Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    They'd better if they want to keep the integrity that is the foundation of that organization.

  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    I might watch this so called super balls tomorrow.

    I need something to entertain me between advertisements.

    What are the rules to foolsball?

  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood Living In Fear. Year Of The Tiger.Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Uriel wrote: »
    I might watch this so called super balls tomorrow.

    I need something to entertain me between advertisements.

    What are the rules to foolsball?

    Well there's one set of rules that apply when almost every team is playing.

    Then there is another, secret set of rules that only applies when the Steelers are playing.

    Basically what I'm saying is that you should be prepared for the Steelers to win tomorrow and for people to talk about Ben Rothlisberger's "redemption". The word "hero" may or may not be used liberally.

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I got the shotgun, you got the briefcase It's all in the game though, right?Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2011
    The only rule for the Super Bowl tomorrow is the Steelers can't win.

  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood Living In Fear. Year Of The Tiger.Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Funny how that rule worked out the last two times the Steelers won the super bowl

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Football is really fun.

    When it's turn based and involves orcs punching elves.

  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood Living In Fear. Year Of The Tiger.Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Rothlisborger will throw two interceptions, one touchdown and fumble the ball twice.

    He will still be named Super Bowl MVP as ESPN analysts praise his "gritty performance"

    Later that night he will pillage a bat mitzvah, claiming that they were all "dtf"

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Heh, so let me ask.

    The offense get's 4 tries to get the ball forward 10 yards.

    If they don't there is a turnover, if the do there is what?

  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood Living In Fear. Year Of The Tiger.Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    They get another first down and have to go another ten yards (or score, depending on how close they are to the end zone)

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  • HoukHouk Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Uriel wrote: »
    Heh, so let me ask.

    The offense get's 4 tries to get the ball forward 10 yards.

    If they don't there is a turnover, if the do there is what?
    game over

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Shit how many quarters do I have left?


    And thanks Clint.

    So when they are saying like, "3rd and whatever", the 3rd is the number of downs and the whatever is the distance too or from the ten yard they have to make?

  • GaslightGaslight Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Uriel wrote: »
    Shit how many quarters do I have left?


    And thanks Clint.

    So when they are saying like, "3rd and whatever", the 3rd is the number of downs and the whatever is the distance too or from the ten yard they have to make?

    Yes. "3rd and 5" means that they are on their 3rd try and they have five more yards to go to the next ten-yard increment.

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    One more question, what channel is this on?

  • PeenPeen Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    The only rule for the Super Bowl tomorrow is the Steelers can't win.

    OK, what if the Steelers win, but Clay Matthews hits Roethlisberger so hard it kills him. Right there on the field. Dead.

    Then Matthews takes his head as a trophy.

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