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MMA XIII: UFC FIGHT NIGHT 24: PHIL DAVIS V.S ROGERIO NOGUEIRA [GET HYPED]

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edited March 2011 in Debate and/or Discourse
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THE PRODIGY
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MAIN CARD


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(+360) (14-3-0) (-400) (18-4-1)

Notable fighters fighting on pre-lims:
Nick Ring, Mark Hunt, Zhang Tie Quan, James Te-Huna, Ross Pearson, Spencer Fisher, Alexander Gustafsson, etc.

THE RULES OF THE OCTAGON

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IT... IS... TIIIMMMMEEE!!!!

  • Fight results are not spoilered.
  • No biting.
  • No eye gouging.
  • No chairs, ladders, or tables.
  • No strikes to the back of the head and crotch area


Your judges for this contest are: ChillyWilly, adytum, MetalJared, B:L, Cecils People, and etc.
Your referee for this bout is doug_grammar. *gang signs* YOU READY? YOU READY? FIGHT!

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Starting matchups are made based on previous rankings, and we keep track of stats. So if you do bad, you do bad FOREVER

Take a look at the PAFC Round 2 post for a rundown of how it works. Watch the second post of this thread for PAFC Round 3 updates if you're interested!
It's open to everyone, and your participation is encouraged! Be there or be square!


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  • adytumadytum Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    WE WORK HARD AND WE PLAY HARD
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    Penny Arcade Fight Club Round 4 (PAFCR4)
    A MayGodHaveMercy production in conjunction with Adytum Entertainment and Penny-Arcade

    Partial Standings!
    Spoiler:

    Contenders
    Spoiler:

    Rules

    1) Only stated events are counted toward the bout results (Please read the bout listing below carefully! If you have ANY questions about how to make your picks, please ask in the thread)
    2) Only MMAplayground results are counted. Please register an account and then post in the thread or message Zzulu with your mmaplayground information in order to be added to the PAFC team. (Don't forget to make your picks!)
    3) In the case of a tie on points, fantasy wager amounts on mmaplayground.com will be taken into account. In case of a tie on fantasy wager amounts, cumulative tournament points will be considered. In case of a tie or inability to assess cumulative tournament points, I'll flip a coin and you'll deal with it


    Structure

    There are three brackets.

    The Winners Bracket is the main bracket, made up of the top 16 contenders from PAFC Round 4 Bout 1. If you lose in the winners bracket in bouts 2 or 3, you're dropped into..

    The Losers Bracket is the secondary bracket, where the losers of bouts 2 and 3 will compete for 5th and 6th place. Prestigious!

    The Elimination Bracket is for those 4 poor individuals eliminated in bout 1. It will span bouts 3 and 4, and has a consolation bracket for last place.


    Bouts

    PAFCR4 will be composed of 6 bouts.
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    Bout 1 Results
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    Bout 2 Results
    Spoiler:

    Bout 3 Results
    Spoiler:

    Bout 4 Results
    Spoiler:

    Bout 5 Matchups
    Spoiler:

    Bout 6 Matchups
    Spoiler:

    Brackets

    The Winners Bracket
    http://www.bracketmaker.com/tmenu.cfm?tid=389642
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    The Losers Bracket
    http://www.bracketmaker.com/tmenu.cfm?tid=389642&tclass=Losers
    Spoiler:

    The Elimination Bracket
    http://www.bracketmaker.com/tmenu.cfm?tid=389642&tclass=Elimination
    Spoiler:




    PAFCR3 Mega Post

    PAFCR3 Final Standings!
    Spoiler:

    PAFCR2 Mega Post

    PAFCR2 Final Standings!
    Spoiler:

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  • adytumadytum Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    oh god my eyes they burn

    you're created something truly glorious, doug

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  • TehSpectreTehSpectre @PixelateJake on TwitterRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    That gif is amazing.

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
  • doug_grammardoug_grammar Registered User
    edited February 2011
    Could you remove your post, adytum? It's right smack down the middle of the OP and the PAFC results.

  • Metal JaredMetal Jared PA's Most Gifted, Most Beautiful Rhode IslandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Best OP.

    I concur. Those are some sweet gifs (and perhaps sweet jits)

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  • TehSpectreTehSpectre @PixelateJake on TwitterRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    That gif is amazing.
    Let me rephrase:

    Those gifs are amazing.


    Edit: We never could get you to finish a game of phalla, Doug, but you sure finish these. :P

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  • adytumadytum Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Could you remove your post, adytum? It's right smack down the middle of the OP and the PAFC results.

    Are you taking over PAFC? :P

    I was hopping in with the second post for PAFCR4, but..

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  • doug_grammardoug_grammar Registered User
    edited February 2011
    Of course not. Actually, what you can do is copy my post and post it onto yours. You maintain that post, and I maintain the OP.

    Then I can delete my second post. Also, thanks everybody. This thread is for orthodox russians everywhere.

  • dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    i for one am excited to see what nick ring can do in a professional setting
    sucks that he got injured the way he did on TUF, i hope he wins and goes onto great things in the UFC

    AAAAA!!! PLAAAYGUUU!!!!
  • Metal JaredMetal Jared PA's Most Gifted, Most Beautiful Rhode IslandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    This just in from my ESPN MMA text messages:
    Fedor Emelianenko suspended 90 days by NJ State Athletic Control Board due to eye, facial injuries

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  • adytumadytum Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Of course not. Actually, what you can do is copy my post and post it onto yours. You maintain that post, and I maintain the OP.

    Then I can delete my second post. Also, thanks everybody. This thread is for orthodox russians everywhere.

    Since PAFCR3 is now concluded, I've got a link in the second post of this thread to the MMAXII PAFCR3 megapost.

    It'll help keep things cleaner looking here.

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    as much as I hate BJ Penn, I don't think John Fitch will take him.

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  • doug_grammardoug_grammar Registered User
    edited February 2011
    This just in from my ESPN MMA text messages:
    Fedor Emelianenko suspended 90 days by NJ State Athletic Control Board due to eye, facial injuries

    I guess Fedor couldn't see that one coming?

  • TehSpectreTehSpectre @PixelateJake on TwitterRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Nick Ring seemed pretty overrated during TUF.

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    This just in from my ESPN MMA text messages:
    Fedor Emelianenko suspended 90 days by NJ State Athletic Control Board due to eye, facial injuries

    I guess Fedor couldn't see that one coming?

    I appreciated this post.

  • TehSpectreTehSpectre @PixelateJake on TwitterRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    This just in from my ESPN MMA text messages:
    Fedor Emelianenko suspended 90 days by NJ State Athletic Control Board due to eye, facial injuries

    I guess Fedor couldn't see that coming?
    To be fair, that's what you get for not keeping your eye on the prize.

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  • adytumadytum Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    So, PAFC.

    Double-elimination took forever.

    Thoughts?

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  • doug_grammardoug_grammar Registered User
    edited February 2011
    It did, but only because we didn't have a loser's bracket.

  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    adytum wrote: »
    So, PAFC.

    Double-elimination took forever.

    Thoughts?

    It wasn't bad.

    It gave everybody a second chance, in case they had a bad night, or forgot to make picks.

  • TehSpectreTehSpectre @PixelateJake on TwitterRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    As much as I enjoyed coming back for another shot, I think we should do single elimination.

    Though, I like the idea of ranking us (like fighters) by averaging our totals on two or three events before the actual tournament phase.


    Edit: I suppose it would be more like seeding, than ranking.

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  • SpectrumSpectrum Super High-School Level ??? Hope's Peak AcademyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    adytum wrote: »
    So, PAFC.

    Double-elimination took forever.

    Thoughts?

    It wasn't bad.

    It gave everybody a second chance, in case they had a bad night, or forgot to make picks.
    I loved it.

    Even if I had to fend off Raoul twice in an instant rematch.

    Anyway, you guys shouldn't think too highly of me. I don't want things to get weird if a competing organization opens up in SE++ and then we get into a pissing contest about how I've never lost a real match and I'm the true P4P best.

  • doug_grammardoug_grammar Registered User
    edited February 2011
    No fuck that, we're gonna go over there and kick their ass like the UFC did against PRIDE.

    ... well, except when Rampage fucked up the Ice man, but before that they were ballin'

  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    I especially enjoyed how after I lost the first time, I got a second chance, and proceeded to win my next match by a point, then was eliminated the next round by total points over the PAFC career, even though the guy who eliminated me only tied me in the match.

  • Metal JaredMetal Jared PA's Most Gifted, Most Beautiful Rhode IslandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    This just in from my ESPN MMA text messages:
    Fedor Emelianenko suspended 90 days by NJ State Athletic Control Board due to eye, facial injuries

    I guess Fedor couldn't see that coming?
    To be fair, that's what you get for not keeping your eye on the prize.

    :^::^::^::^::^::^::^::^::^::^::^:

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  • adytumadytum Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Okay.

    Well, consider PAFCR4 signups open. The first event will be UFC 127 on 02/27/11.

    I'll figure out the format when we get closer.

    Dangerbird, Campy, and Brodo Faggins are banned unless than can give me a good reason to let them in again.. assuming they ever return to this thread.

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  • Metal JaredMetal Jared PA's Most Gifted, Most Beautiful Rhode IslandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    adytum wrote: »
    Okay.

    Well, consider PAFCR4 signups open. The first event will be UFC 127 on 02/27/11.

    I'll figure out the format when we get closer.

    Dangerbird, Campy, and Brodo Faggins are banned unless than can give me a good reason to let them in again.. assuming they ever return to this thread.

    I'm in, almost made it to the medal stand this time, if only I didn't have to choose a Dream event

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
  • TehSpectreTehSpectre @PixelateJake on TwitterRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    blah blah in blah

    So is Star, of course. She would kill me if I didn't sign her up.

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  • doug_grammardoug_grammar Registered User
    edited February 2011
  • fmz65fmz65 Registered User
    edited February 2011
    I predict pain for all those who face me.

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    fmz65 wrote: »
    I predict pain for all those who face me.

    Yes. It is not unusual for people to feel pain when they realize just how bad they're beating others down.

  • Metal JaredMetal Jared PA's Most Gifted, Most Beautiful Rhode IslandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    fmz65 wrote: »
    I predict pain for all those who face me.

    Yes. It is not unusual for people to feel pain when they realize just how bad they're beating others down.

    Yeah that's why Bas had to hit people with open palm strikes, so he didn't break his hands on his opponents face

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  • doug_grammardoug_grammar Registered User
    edited February 2011
    Or on his opponent's liver.

    Also, I think this is what everybody wants to give Fedor right now.

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  • SpectrumSpectrum Super High-School Level ??? Hope's Peak AcademyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Hmmm

    If I stop signing up now

    I'll be undefeated forever

    That is very tempting

  • mojojoeomojojoeo Ghost dog at my side.Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    I want in if possible, but am a newb at this

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  • doug_grammardoug_grammar Registered User
    edited February 2011
    Spectrum wrote: »
    Hmmm

    If I stop signing up now

    I'll be undefeated forever

    That is very tempting

    Crash and burn, baby. Learn it from Chuck and Mirko and...

  • David_TDavid_T Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Or on his opponent's liver.

    Also, I think this is what everybody wants to give Fedor right now.

    "Listen, Fedor, considering your history in MMA and all that, we decided to get together, for your retirement... and we got you a big blonde guy. He's a bit scruffy, but a quick shave and he's good as new."

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Spectrum wrote: »
    Hmmm

    If I stop signing up now

    I'll be undefeated forever

    That is very tempting

    Sign up, and I or someone else will crush you!

  • SpectrumSpectrum Super High-School Level ??? Hope's Peak AcademyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Spectrum wrote: »
    Hmmm

    If I stop signing up now

    I'll be undefeated forever

    That is very tempting

    Sign up, and I or someone else will crush you!
    You're not really doing a good job of selling this.

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