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PA: The Series, Season 2, Episode 12 - Screenlife, Part II

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  • RehabRehab Registered User regular
    Very nice point with the one that played in slow mode too!

    I'm not going to kid myself by saying I could beat anyone who played after a week or two of practice.

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  • TonkkaTonkka Impossible! They were doomed!Registered User regular

    Well I guess I need to practice this.

    Also, "...over or around the net assembly..." holy crap.

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  • nimitznimitz Registered User
    The people from Screenlife were wearing orange shirts when they were playing with an orange ball? What a dick move.

    EDIT: I stand informed, and no longer think it was a dick move.

  • mehmehmehmehmehmeh Registered User regular
    I went back and watched the season 1 ping pong episodes. Then I remembered this news post from 2007
    Spoiler:

    I like the bald guy in the top picture, he strikes me as an evil super villain, calming walking along side his newest evil creation

    this is pretty great too

  • ErrantErrant Registered User
    Hi, I'm Alok.

    "The people from Screenlife were wearing orange shirts when they were playing with an orange ball? What a dick move."

    We cleared our kits and balls with PA in email before we started, as did they theirs. Would you believe we broke all but one of our white balls while prepping for the big day? Unfortunately we don't have away shirts yet, but that expense will probably come through any day now.

    "They keep backing off way too far from the table"

    You try returning a Khoo topspin smash to the back corner from up close. I don't recommend it, but perhaps you have borrowed Scott's bionic arm.

    "Plus they had really bad manners in terms of not admitting their luck when hitting the side of the table or having balls roll over the net."

    We all know when someone got lucky, and everyone gets lucky. A sheepish grin is all the apology required, but sheepish grins don't always make for great TV.

    "I do have to wonder what the guy in the pork pie hat thinks he looks like. The chain really completes the look."

    At 2-all I told Justin to turn his hat backwards so that he could then turn on the machine, but he refused to go over the top. If only he'd listened to me. Chad went full-on wifebeater; the results speak for themselves.

    "Has kiko ever not completely humiliated his opponent?"

    Kiko does this thing before serving where he slices his paddle over his throat, then immediately whips in the serve. It is terrifying. I believe he is a hitman.

    Thanks, Robert and PA, it was a lot of fun. We'll see you guys soon.

  • HoukHouk Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    I would not be at all surprised to discover that Kiko has killed someone for money

    In fact I would be surprised if he has not

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  • HoukHouk Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    PS thanks for stopping by Alok. I dunno if you keep up with the PA series, but anything ping pong related is always highly anticipated, and this one was no exception. Know that your destruction brought some joy into the world. Hope you guys set up another match!

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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    hey Alok

    you seem like a stand-up dude in the face of some of the ruder criticisms of the forums

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    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • Robert KhooRobert Khoo Registered User, Administrator, ClubPA, Penny Arcade Staff, PAX Staff staff
    The guys from Screenlife are INCREDIBLY gracious - DO NOT BE RUDE TO THEM. ('sup Alok)

    As far as playing away from the table - that's how you play ping pong man. When people start hitting it that hard, it's a tradeoff between cutting off the angle of the ball and getting a few extra milliseconds of reaction time. The sweetspot of where you should be depends on who you're playing and how good of a defensive player you are. If I'm up against the ropes, I'll generally be between 4-6 feet off the table.

    Our rematch against Bungie is this Friday. We're pretty pumped.

    Some guy.
  • HoukHouk Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    The guys from Screenlife are INCREDIBLY gracious - DO NOT BE RUDE TO THEM. ('sup Alok)

    As far as playing away from the table - that's how you play ping pong man. When people start hitting it that hard, it's a tradeoff between cutting off the angle of the ball and getting a few extra milliseconds of reaction time. The sweetspot of where you should be depends on who you're playing and how good of a defensive player you are. If I'm up against the ropes, I'll generally be between 4-6 feet off the table.

    Our rematch against Bungie is this Friday. We're pretty pumped.
    You should probably check Jonty for weapons before you start

    I feel like he would have no problem Tanya Harding'ing the fuck out of you for what you did to him last time

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  • ErrantErrant Registered User
    Oh, I've been a PA fan since the beforetime (heya Khoo). PA will be hearing from us again, once we return from the shadow retreat bearing eldritch sidespin knowledge. There will probably be a scroll of some sort.

    In the meantime, we have PopCap in March. I can say with some certainty that I am going to leave that match with shards of ball where my cheeks used to be. Those guys are nuts.

  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    Our rematch against Bungie is this Friday. We're pretty pumped.

    Does this mean another ping-pong episode for season two?

    I don't think mere words will do justice to your re-match against Jonty.

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  • DocshiftyDocshifty Registered User regular
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Our rematch against Bungie is this Friday. We're pretty pumped.

    Does this mean another ping-pong episode for season two?

    I don't think mere words will do justice to your re-match against Jonty.

    Even if there isn't a pure ping pong episode, that rematch must be shown to the world.

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  • TonkkaTonkka Impossible! They were doomed!Registered User regular
    I swear to god I am organizing a team this year.

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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    ooh, is "volleying" allowed in ping pong?

    hitting it before it bounces on your side?

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • KalTorakKalTorak Registered User regular
    Raneados wrote: »
    ooh, is "volleying" allowed in ping pong?

    hitting it before it bounces on your side?

    I don't think so. I could be wrong but when I played if you hit it before it touched your side of the table you lost the point, which led some of the more accurate players to try to snipe the ball straight at an unsuspecting player's paddle at blinding speed.

  • BoomShakeBoomShake Registered User regular
    Our rematch against Bungie is this Friday. We're pretty pumped.

    Could we get a separate PATV series for these, pleeeeeeease. Full coverage of a each inter-office battle. All ping-pong all the time.

  • TurambarTurambar Registered User regular
    I'm sure a dedicated sports channel is in Khoo's plans for the PA Network.

    Arenas and Ping Pong every day.

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  • VeretasVeretas Registered User regular
    Hmmm...where have I seen this look before

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    Sweep the leg

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  • John MatrixJohn Matrix Registered User
    Veretas wrote: »
    Hmmm...where have I seen this look before

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    Sweep the leg

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    Can we talk about what's happening behind Robert???

  • PikaPuffPikaPuff Registered User regular
    Yeah it's funny looking, but come on. Everyone looks like that when they're about to bite into a delicious subway sandwich.

    And Alok, I'll just parrot everyone else that it was really cool of you to come by and give such a polite reply to a post like that.

    And you guys were very entertaining to watch. It was really fun watching that game; I hope you guys had fun too.

  • Robert KhooRobert Khoo Registered User, Administrator, ClubPA, Penny Arcade Staff, PAX Staff staff
    Errant wrote: »
    Oh, I've been a PA fan since the beforetime (heya Khoo). PA will be hearing from us again, once we return from the shadow retreat bearing eldritch sidespin knowledge. There will probably be a scroll of some sort.

    In the meantime, we have PopCap in March. I can say with some certainty that I am going to leave that match with shards of ball where my cheeks used to be. Those guys are nuts.

    Looking forward to it.

    As a warning, we lost 3-4 to PopCap. I lost to their #1 in five, (11-9 in the 5th... still burns) and overall their team is on par with us. You've got a solid shot at them, because let's be honest - you could have beat us if those two ridiculous comebacks weren't on the table.

    edit: also, SPORTS.

    Some guy.
  • TurambarTurambar Registered User regular
    edit: also, SPORTS.
    Hoho! Sports channel in the works confirmed!

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  • AlbinoGeoduckAlbinoGeoduck Registered User
    I hope Alok is #1 in our game vs. Pop Cap and that they don't dislocate my face.

  • Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    I hope Jeff Green is the #1 at PopCap.

  • ErrantErrant Registered User
    Errant wrote: »
    Oh, I've been a PA fan since the beforetime (heya Khoo). PA will be hearing from us again, once we return from the shadow retreat bearing eldritch sidespin knowledge. There will probably be a scroll of some sort.

    In the meantime, we have PopCap in March. I can say with some certainty that I am going to leave that match with shards of ball where my cheeks used to be. Those guys are nuts.

    Looking forward to it.

    As a warning, we lost 3-4 to PopCap. I lost to their #1 in five, (11-9 in the 5th... still burns) and overall their team is on par with us. You've got a solid shot at them, because let's be honest - you could have beat us if those two ridiculous comebacks weren't on the table.

    edit: also, SPORTS.

    Well, right now I'm #2, so I'm hoping they don't take a trick from Amaze and wheel out Hannibal Lecter or something. I like my liver where it is, filtering out the liquor. I think we can win, but it's going to be tight, and as with you guys I think it's going to be more about what happens in slots 4-7. If #6 and #5 hadn't collapsed like they did, we'd have been 3-0 up going into the last 4 matches, and I like our momentum then.

    Anyway, thanks for the warm welcome, y'all. Our forums are also impolite to the opposing team, if by "forums" you mean "bar where we cry over the cask of failure" and by "impolite" you mean "vengeful".

    And, by the way, the reason Robert was looking like that is because I was at that time beating Erika in game 2, 9-2. He stared into our souls and then I lost 11-9. So, y'know, I had not prepared adequately for business school psionics. Don't look him in the eyes, that's my advice, he's like a basilisk.

  • TurambarTurambar Registered User regular
    Did his gaze make you rock hard?
    :winky:

    ...
    Oh god I'm so sorry.

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  • VeretasVeretas Registered User regular
    Robert what's it like being the Sensei for Cobra Kai Dojo

    How many dreams have you crushed

    I ask because I'm trying to break into the field and...

  • ErrantErrant Registered User
    Turambar wrote: »
    Did his gaze make you rock hard?
    :winky:

    ...
    Oh god I'm so sorry.

    The episode does not show what happened after the match.

    With good reason.

  • Robert KhooRobert Khoo Registered User, Administrator, ClubPA, Penny Arcade Staff, PAX Staff staff
    I AM MISTER MIYAGI COME ON GUYS THINK OF THE RACIAL STEREOTYPES HERE

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  • VeretasVeretas Registered User regular
    Then who will be the karate kid?

  • DocshiftyDocshifty Registered User regular
    Who do you think? Erika, duh.

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  • Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    That's for the 4th one

  • DocshiftyDocshifty Registered User regular
    He'll help train Mike for his triumphant return!

    Basically Khoo is the wizened master of everybody ever.

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  • RentRent I'm always right Fuckin' deal with itRegistered User regular
    Errant wrote: »
    Oh, I've been a PA fan since the beforetime (heya Khoo). PA will be hearing from us again, once we return from the shadow retreat bearing eldritch sidespin knowledge. There will probably be a scroll of some sort.

    In the meantime, we have PopCap in March. I can say with some certainty that I am going to leave that match with shards of ball where my cheeks used to be. Those guys are nuts.

    is there like some game dev pingpong league that I'm completely unaware of

    like

    that's why 3DR never released DNF, they were two busy getting their asses handed to them in the pingest of pongs

  • Robert KhooRobert Khoo Registered User, Administrator, ClubPA, Penny Arcade Staff, PAX Staff staff
    Penny Arcade has been trying to push for a game industry ping pong league (you'll see the word GIPPL every now and then on our whiteboards) for a few years now. We've gotten Popcap, Amaze/F9, Surreal/Midway, Popcap, Microsoft, Bungie, Screenlife, Suckerpunch and Sony Online Entertainment to all participate. It's tough tho - game release schedules are tough to work around.

    Some guy.
  • KalTorakKalTorak Registered User regular
    Word is Blizzard has been putting a team together for a few years now. They're still tinkering with it, balancing the player line-up, hoping to be ready to play by 2013 or 2014, but when they're ready to play they'll decimate everyone in sight.

    Then you'll have to wait 7 years to play them again.

  • RentRent I'm always right Fuckin' deal with itRegistered User regular
    you should tell them they'll be ~internet famous~ if they join

    then they couldn't possibly refuse

  • TofystedethTofystedeth veni, veneri, vamoosi Registered User regular
    Penny Arcade has been trying to push for a game industry ping pong league (you'll see the word GIPPL every now and then on our whiteboards) for a few years now. We've gotten Popcap, Amaze/F9, Surreal/Midway, Popcap, Microsoft, Bungie, Screenlife, Suckerpunch and Sony Online Entertainment to all participate. It's tough tho - game release schedules are tough to work around.

    Man, Popcap gets to field two teams? That's hardly fair.

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  • blaze_zeroblaze_zero Registered User regular
    The music in this episode? PHENOMENAL.

    I want it all on a playlist to listen while I do work/run/live my life.

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