My wife is carrying my son, that's pretty awesome.
She also, being pregnant, cares nothing for flowers or gifts of any kind that are not food. As such I believe we are ordering a pizza.
She ALSO is keeping our financial house in order to facilitate my return to school because she saw how stressed and unhappy I was working in the print industry, even though it means she can't buy herself things like she used to.
Wha?
Dump that bitch man.
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What spring does with the cherry trees.
My wife is carrying my son, that's pretty awesome.
She also, being pregnant, cares nothing for flowers or gifts of any kind that are not food. As such I believe we are ordering a pizza.
She ALSO is keeping our financial house in order to facilitate my return to school because she saw how stressed and unhappy I was working in the print industry, even though it means she can't buy herself things like she used to.
Wha?
Dump that bitch man.
And try to get custody
or at least you get to be pregnant on every second weekend and holidays or something
My wife is carrying my son, that's pretty awesome.
She also, being pregnant, cares nothing for flowers or gifts of any kind that are not food. As such I believe we are ordering a pizza.
She ALSO is keeping our financial house in order to facilitate my return to school because she saw how stressed and unhappy I was working in the print industry, even though it means she can't buy herself things like she used to.
The thing I love doing is giving out totally wrong and cheesy cards.
Like on V-day I'd get one with a baseball player on it that says "To a wonderful grandson, your grades are a home run!" or something (though never get one of those "this place won't be the same without you" cards, that's just asking for trouble).
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The thing I love doing is giving out totally wrong and cheesy cards.
Like on V-day I'd get one with a baseball player on it that says "To a wonderful grandson, your grades are a home run!" or something (though never get one of those "this place won't be the same without you" cards, that's just asking for trouble).
I used to do this. Or I would send my brother a birthday card that was in Spanish and was about confirmation or something.
My mom's bday is on the 15th. She owned a flower shop for a decade and we were just off the hook for every one of them. Get me a massage or something to cool me down after that shit show, sons.
last year I specified I didn't want anything. also he got into a car accident. this year he is afghanistan and apparently sending me something. I feel kinda bad cause I didn't get anything specifically for valentine's day for him cause I assumed last year's rules were in place again!
last year I specified I didn't want anything. also he got into a car accident. this year he is afghanistan and apparently sending me something. I feel kinda bad cause I didn't get anything specifically for valentine's day for him cause I assumed last year's rules were in place again!
last year I specified I didn't want anything. also he got into a car accident. this year he is afghanistan and apparently sending me something. I feel kinda bad cause I didn't get anything specifically for valentine's day for him cause I assumed last year's rules were in place again!
last year I specified I didn't want anything. also he got into a car accident. this year he is afghanistan and apparently sending me something. I feel kinda bad cause I didn't get anything specifically for valentine's day for him cause I assumed last year's rules were in place again!
last year I specified I didn't want anything. also he got into a car accident. this year he is afghanistan and apparently sending me something. I feel kinda bad cause I didn't get anything specifically for valentine's day for him cause I assumed last year's rules were in place again!
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Wha?
Dump that bitch man.
What spring does with the cherry trees.
And try to get custody
or at least you get to be pregnant on every second weekend and holidays or something
chicks amirite?
I got my girlfriend a card with a cup of tea on it, which says "You're my cup of tea."
Last year I got her a Chinese New Year card because they fell on the same day.
I... actually think the former card would be pretty cool to recieve
This is why I can't have nice things
So which one is awful?
She also pointed out a card with the same words but different design over the weekend, so I think I'm safe
Like on V-day I'd get one with a baseball player on it that says "To a wonderful grandson, your grades are a home run!" or something (though never get one of those "this place won't be the same without you" cards, that's just asking for trouble).
I used to do this. Or I would send my brother a birthday card that was in Spanish and was about confirmation or something.
"So I guess that's what they call Valentine's Day."
That one is getting linked to my girl as soon as she gets online, thanks.
Finding a birthday card for someone whose birthday is Valentine's Day.
Especially when it's your mum so you can't get away with finding the schlockiest glurge and passing it off as wacky offbeat humour.
Your mother's birthday is also on Valentine's Day?
Are...Are we siblings?
Yes. Call Mum. You know she worries.
Also you owe me a birthday present.
I didn't get you one because you never got me one!
And...I'll go call her now. Geez.
That is our v-day this year :P
Best part: we don't have to pay for the ice cream cause we got gift certs 8-)
I promised three different girls a date. At the same restaurant. At the same time!
I got three different costumes and am working out a schedule of when to go to the bathroom to change and switch off
Wish me luck SE++
You need a side-kick to pull this off. The wackier, the better.
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Oh, well done.
Today I am surprising him after his classes with chocolates and roses.
slow claps all around
Man, thats just greedy.
oddly appropriate, he's from Idaho
brings a whole new meaning to "getting around"
Ladies and gentlemen,
MY VALENTINES DAY
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Good work if you can get it.