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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    My wife is carrying my son, that's pretty awesome.

    She also, being pregnant, cares nothing for flowers or gifts of any kind that are not food. As such I believe we are ordering a pizza.

    She ALSO is keeping our financial house in order to facilitate my return to school because she saw how stressed and unhappy I was working in the print industry, even though it means she can't buy herself things like she used to.

    Wha?

    Dump that bitch man.

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  • SoaLSoaL fantastic Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    My wife is carrying my son, that's pretty awesome.

    She also, being pregnant, cares nothing for flowers or gifts of any kind that are not food. As such I believe we are ordering a pizza.

    She ALSO is keeping our financial house in order to facilitate my return to school because she saw how stressed and unhappy I was working in the print industry, even though it means she can't buy herself things like she used to.

    Wha?

    Dump that bitch man.

    And try to get custody

    or at least you get to be pregnant on every second weekend and holidays or something

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  • babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    My wife is carrying my son, that's pretty awesome.

    She also, being pregnant, cares nothing for flowers or gifts of any kind that are not food. As such I believe we are ordering a pizza.

    She ALSO is keeping our financial house in order to facilitate my return to school because she saw how stressed and unhappy I was working in the print industry, even though it means she can't buy herself things like she used to.

    Wha?

    Dump that bitch man.

    chicks amirite?

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Typical Republican, totally unwilling to share the wealth.

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  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    zen- wrote: »
    I got my girlfriend a card which says 'we make one hell of a pear' and there's a picture of a pear on it

    I am literally the best boyfriend ever

    I got my girlfriend a card with a cup of tea on it, which says "You're my cup of tea."

    Last year I got her a Chinese New Year card because they fell on the same day.

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  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    zen- wrote: »
    I got my girlfriend a card which says 'we make one hell of a pear' and there's a picture of a pear on it

    I am literally the best boyfriend ever

    I got my girlfriend a card with a cup of tea on it, which says "You're my cup of tea."

    Last year I got her a Chinese New Year card because they fell on the same day.

    I... actually think the former card would be pretty cool to recieve

    This is why I can't have nice things

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  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
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    <3

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  • babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    All these single people - makes me feel kinda bad I have both a wife and a girlfriend.

    Sorry for hogging all the women, guys.

    So which one is awful?

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  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    I'm banking on her thinking the same, especially as she loves tea (last year I bought her a fancy teapot).

    She also pointed out a card with the same words but different design over the weekend, so I think I'm safe :D

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2011
    I just sang the Styx classic "Babe" to my wife.

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  • SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    The thing I love doing is giving out totally wrong and cheesy cards.

    Like on V-day I'd get one with a baseball player on it that says "To a wonderful grandson, your grades are a home run!" or something (though never get one of those "this place won't be the same without you" cards, that's just asking for trouble).

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2011
    SimBen wrote: »
    The thing I love doing is giving out totally wrong and cheesy cards.

    Like on V-day I'd get one with a baseball player on it that says "To a wonderful grandson, your grades are a home run!" or something (though never get one of those "this place won't be the same without you" cards, that's just asking for trouble).

    I used to do this. Or I would send my brother a birthday card that was in Spanish and was about confirmation or something.

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  • SoaLSoaL fantastic Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    just label everything like a political cartoon, simben

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  • SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    (picture of two people observing a couple in a restaurant)
    "So I guess that's what they call Valentine's Day."

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  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    vi is my lavender hubby so im coo

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  • SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
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    <3

    That one is getting linked to my girl as soon as she gets online, thanks.

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  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    You know what's the worst?

    Finding a birthday card for someone whose birthday is Valentine's Day.

    Especially when it's your mum so you can't get away with finding the schlockiest glurge and passing it off as wacky offbeat humour.

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  • SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    You know what's the worst?

    Finding a birthday card for someone whose birthday is Valentine's Day.

    Especially when it's your mum so you can't get away with finding the schlockiest glurge and passing it off as wacky offbeat humour.

    Your mother's birthday is also on Valentine's Day?

    Are...Are we siblings?

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  • babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    My mom's bday is on the 15th. She owned a flower shop for a decade and we were just off the hook for every one of them. Get me a massage or something to cool me down after that shit show, sons.

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  • bowtiedsealbowtiedseal Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    last year I specified I didn't want anything. also he got into a car accident. this year he is afghanistan and apparently sending me something. I feel kinda bad cause I didn't get anything specifically for valentine's day for him cause I assumed last year's rules were in place again!

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  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Sassori wrote: »
    You know what's the worst?

    Finding a birthday card for someone whose birthday is Valentine's Day.

    Especially when it's your mum so you can't get away with finding the schlockiest glurge and passing it off as wacky offbeat humour.

    Your mother's birthday is also on Valentine's Day?

    Are...Are we siblings?

    Yes. Call Mum. You know she worries.

    Also you owe me a birthday present.

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  • SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Sassori wrote: »
    You know what's the worst?

    Finding a birthday card for someone whose birthday is Valentine's Day.

    Especially when it's your mum so you can't get away with finding the schlockiest glurge and passing it off as wacky offbeat humour.

    Your mother's birthday is also on Valentine's Day?

    Are...Are we siblings?

    Yes. Call Mum. You know she worries.

    Also you owe me a birthday present.

    I didn't get you one because you never got me one!

    And...I'll go call her now. Geez.

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  • skettiosskettios Enchanted ForestRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    I'm getting ice cream tonight with mongoose!
    That is our v-day this year :P

    Best part: we don't have to pay for the ice cream cause we got gift certs 8-)

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  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Oh boy this year?

    I promised three different girls a date. At the same restaurant. At the same time!

    I got three different costumes and am working out a schedule of when to go to the bathroom to change and switch off

    Wish me luck SE++

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    Oh boy this year?

    I promised three different girls a date. At the same restaurant. At the same time!

    I got three different costumes and am working out a schedule of when to go to the bathroom to change and switch off

    Wish me luck SE++

    You need a side-kick to pull this off. The wackier, the better.

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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    a neighbor's car is apparently wrapped in cut-out hearts as well as the letters BE MINE

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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    I reported this information as quickly as I could

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Mortal Sky wrote: »
    My right hand is nice, but I prefer my left

    I have something to tell you...


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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Dubh wrote: »
    Mortal Sky wrote: »
    My right hand is nice, but I prefer my left

    I have something to tell you...


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    Oh, well done.

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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    My boyfriend took me out to the Keg last night and we had a lovely dinner.

    Today I am surprising him after his classes with chocolates and roses.

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  • SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Wait, the Keg? In Montreal?

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    sarukun wrote: »
    Dubh wrote: »
    Mortal Sky wrote: »
    My right hand is nice, but I prefer my left

    I have something to tell you...


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    Oh, well done.

    slow claps all around

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  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    last year I specified I didn't want anything. also he got into a car accident. this year he is afghanistan and apparently sending me something. I feel kinda bad cause I didn't get anything specifically for valentine's day for him cause I assumed last year's rules were in place again!
    you're dating a country?

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  • SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    As you wish!

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    last year I specified I didn't want anything. also he got into a car accident. this year he is afghanistan and apparently sending me something. I feel kinda bad cause I didn't get anything specifically for valentine's day for him cause I assumed last year's rules were in place again!
    you're dating a country?


    Man, thats just greedy.

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  • SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    I'm Idaho!

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  • bowtiedsealbowtiedseal Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    SimBen wrote: »
    I'm Idaho!

    oddly appropriate, he's from Idaho

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  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    last year I specified I didn't want anything. also he got into a car accident. this year he is afghanistan and apparently sending me something. I feel kinda bad cause I didn't get anything specifically for valentine's day for him cause I assumed last year's rules were in place again!
    you're dating a country?


    Man, thats just greedy.

    brings a whole new meaning to "getting around"

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    AMP'd wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Dubh wrote: »
    Mortal Sky wrote: »
    My right hand is nice, but I prefer my left

    I have something to tell you...


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    Oh, well done.

    slow claps all around

    Ladies and gentlemen,

    MY VALENTINES DAY

    :(

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    last year I specified I didn't want anything. also he got into a car accident. this year he is afghanistan and apparently sending me something. I feel kinda bad cause I didn't get anything specifically for valentine's day for him cause I assumed last year's rules were in place again!
    you're dating a country?


    Man, thats just greedy.

    Good work if you can get it.

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