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Food misadventures
Tef
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After just this minute eating a tin of spaghetti that only contained 3 noodles, I got to wondering; SE, what are some of your worst dining experinces? Be it in a resteraunt, at home or at someone's house have you got any uncomfortable, gross and/or funny stories?
Another time I opened a muesli bar and there was maggots in it. I complained to the company and got a year's supply of muesli bars. Unfortunately after that experience I couldn't eat another muesli bar for a long, long time
Another time I opened a muesli bar and there was maggots in it. I complained to the company and got a year's supply of muesli bars. Unfortunately after that experience I couldn't eat another muesli bar for a long, long time
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from strawberries
in my mouth
on my face
hundreds of tiny spiders
I am about 8 years old
I win
stop lying
anyway this one time I found a hair in one of my french fries
I was seriously drunk though, so I used it as a divining amulet like they did on Charms
cracked up my friends something good
so, not that bad of an experience, overall
nope!
wasn't a lie the last 3 times I've told it and it's still a horrible horrible truth
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It was not good and i have no one to blame but myself.
all these lies Rane
Seek help
once i was the king of spain
now I eat humble pie
the taste of hot plastic is still pretty vivid in my mind
I wonder what humble pie would taste like
probably tears and quiet desperation
goddammit
Oaka's photobucket doesn't seem to have the spider spray anymore (at least, I think he's the one that did that comic edit)
but I found this
they keep turning out charred on the outside/raw inside. awful.
guess I should stop being lazy and clean the grill but still. horrible cook.
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almost doesn't cut it
He just hid it under some lettuce and acted like nothing happened.
my aunt found a tumor in her kfc chicken
she found it when it burst
That's ...horrible.
Dear lord, that is horrifying
Yes, but how did it taste?
anyway
i'm eating, and i feel something noooot quite right on my tongue.
so i swallow and i inspect the oatmeal carefully under the bright flourescent lighting in the kitchen.
there are tiny worms everywhere within my oatmeal.
it was gross.
if it's charred on the outside and undercooked on the inside, you have the heat too high
but i can't
stop
my cousin who worked at burger king always tells me to not order the chicken fries but they are so good
My guess is finger lickin' good.
ah! thanks. I was doing medium high for like 2-3 minutes per side
so low heat/longer time?
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Oh, and once one place lost my credit card for a while. :x
i really need to stop reading this thread i am never going to eat again
Like, little chunklets of bone surrounded by a thin layer of charred meat.
Don't you hate it when you're writing with a pen that has a leak but you don't realize it until you have ink all over your hand?
I can't help but wonder why people didn't line up to eat shellfish from Taco Bell
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That just means it's uncooked. Hot dogs are like lobsters, right?
ergh
also my brother got some awful 'patty' from burger king or mcdoanlds. it was still partially frozen, and had some unidentifiable gelatinous something on it. my dad told him to just microwave it.
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or maybe i'm thinking of rats.