Last wine I've had was my brothers wedding several months ago. I'm not a big fan of wine but damnit if that stuff didn't taste like a harder version of apple juice.
I wish I could remember what it was called. Wine does give the worst hangovers though.
we had to take sommelier courses at cooking school, but I was smoking then so I was like "mm yes I definitely smell those delicate notes of anything at all"
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Fandy, wait, you haven't drank before? Ohhh man.
When I turned 21 my friends took me to a bar where they knew the owner. They sat me with my back facing the bar, got behind the bar, and mixed me a drink out of random alcohol. I can remember them cackling like witches making a potion.
I don't remember much else about that night, but at some point I had my chest shaved by some girl. I know this because I woke up with a hairless chest. I hope to God it was a girl that did it.
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Last wine I've had was my brothers wedding several months ago. I'm not a big fan of wine but damnit if that stuff didn't taste like a harder version of apple juice.
I wish I could remember what it was called. Wine does give the worst hangovers though.
When I turned 21 my friends took me to a bar where they knew the owner. They sat me with my back facing the bar, got behind the bar, and mixed me a drink out of random alcohol. I can remember them cackling like witches making a potion.
I don't remember much else about that night, but at some point I had my chest shaved by some girl. I know this because I woke up with a hairless chest. I hope to God it was a girl that did it.
that was a big lie
my friends have promised to take me to several good bars and pay for my drinks, but i don't wanna end up like one of my best buds did last year on his 21st
passed out on a neighbors lawn after ruining a bars bathroom
Nah, this was definitely white wine. One of these days I'm going to try hard apple cider as well. I wil probably black out if they ever manage to create an alcohol that tastes just like juice.
Nah, this was definitely white wine. One of these days I'm going to try hard apple cider as well. I wil probably black out if they ever manage to create an alcohol that tastes just like juice.
so you want alcohol that doesn't taste like alcohol
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When I turned 21 my friends took me to a bar where they knew the owner. They sat me with my back facing the bar, got behind the bar, and mixed me a drink out of random alcohol. I can remember them cackling like witches making a potion.
I don't remember much else about that night, but at some point I had my chest shaved by some girl. I know this because I woke up with a hairless chest. I hope to God it was a girl that did it.
that was a big lie
my friends have promised to take me to several good bars and pay for my drinks, but i don't wanna end up like one of my best buds did last year on his 21st
passed out on a neighbors lawn after ruining a bars bathroom
yeah, take it easy man, and relax. enjoy your 21st with your friends. it isn't about the drank really anyways, it's about a good time.
and if you end up with 2 cans of joose or crunk or whatever taped to your hands, just go with it.
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the other day i convinced one of them to try a merlot, which they pronounced "merlott", and they said one sip made them give it away after the poured the cup down the drain
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I also would like to learn to appreciate wine. It all tastes the same to me and all tastes pretty repugnant.
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
You should try scotch.
Also preemptive happy birthday.
it's not really my first drink
i drink all the damn time, hell, i'm drunk right now
god damn if I don't like a good brunello, though
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naw i'm just particularly filled with bile and depression
I wish I could remember what it was called. Wine does give the worst hangovers though.
we had to take sommelier courses at cooking school, but I was smoking then so I was like "mm yes I definitely smell those delicate notes of anything at all"
When I turned 21 my friends took me to a bar where they knew the owner. They sat me with my back facing the bar, got behind the bar, and mixed me a drink out of random alcohol. I can remember them cackling like witches making a potion.
I don't remember much else about that night, but at some point I had my chest shaved by some girl. I know this because I woke up with a hairless chest. I hope to God it was a girl that did it.
oh hey cool me too
let's form a pact. a mutual self-loathing pact
I still regret it.
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
are you sure that wasn't hard apple cider?
because you are describing hard apple cider
which is delicious
nobody makes it to 21 without drinking
least of all fandy
why are you taking him for real
that was a big lie
my friends have promised to take me to several good bars and pay for my drinks, but i don't wanna end up like one of my best buds did last year on his 21st
passed out on a neighbors lawn after ruining a bars bathroom
seriously
also, white wine sucks, apple cider fucking rocks
they were pretty okay
Wine is awesome
you should drink all the wines
Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
i would like to change that and learn how to distinguish a cabernet from a merlot
Like drinking fresh dishwater. Yum!
so you want alcohol that doesn't taste like alcohol
what is in this trashcan
sounds like something that will end up on the floor
But I'm not good nor do I care enough to remember which wines I particularly enjoy over others.
I suppose that is a skill I will gain through experience.
Secret Satan
Appletini
my first legal drink however will probably be a whiskey sour god i love those
usually i just buy some middle price range malbecs or barberas
delicious riesling
land of the alcoholic adolescent fantasy
the first illegal drink I had not with my family was soco
yeah, take it easy man, and relax. enjoy your 21st with your friends. it isn't about the drank really anyways, it's about a good time.
and if you end up with 2 cans of joose or crunk or whatever taped to your hands, just go with it.
all my co workers drink moscato
the other day i convinced one of them to try a merlot, which they pronounced "merlott", and they said one sip made them give it away after the poured the cup down the drain
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It will make you popular with everyone. Mainly because people who don't know what it is will start asking you what the fuck you have in your hand.