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Taxi[chat]y

KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
edited March 2011 in Debate and/or Discourse
Taxidermy (from the Greek for arrangement of skin[1]) is the act of mounting or reproducing dead animals for display (e.g. as hunting trophies) or for other sources of study.

Well big whoop let's see some dead shit!

bizarre_taxidermy.jpg

Yeah you thought taxidermists weren't weird fuckers and didn't do shit like this did ya?

taxidermy_steampunk.jpg

Pony will HATE this.

taxidermy_of_the_day.jpg

This one is just fucked up.

TAXIDERMY!

My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    When I was growing up, we had a taxidermy opossum mounted in a snarling defensive position on a preserved tree branch above the entryway to our kitchen.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • AldoAldo Hippo Hooray Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    That last one is weirdddd

    Aldo on
  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    You're an odd fellow.

    Thomamelas on
  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I was going to do a pokechat

    this seems like that but somehow more wrong

    Elldren on
    fuck gendered marketing
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Man my chat would have been way less creepy.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Kagera wrote:
    NO.

    It's not their fault stupid people bred them that way. They need to be loved and cared for just like any other dog.

    They just need to stop being bred.

    I don't hate the dogs themselves. I hate the breed and the fact that it exists. Why would I hate a completely defenseless creature that did not choose to be brought into the world in that way?

    MikeMan on
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Creepy [Chat] is creepy!

    RMS Oceanic on
  • PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Elldren wrote: »
    I was going to do a pokechat

    this seems like that but somehow more wrong

    Oh, oh, oh. I forgot to mention. I know where your av/sig theme is from.

    And I approve. :^:

    Passerbye on
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Kagera wrote:
    NO.

    It's not their fault stupid people bred them that way. They need to be loved and cared for just like any other dog.

    They just need to stop being bred.

    I don't hate the dogs themselves. I hate the breed and the fact that it exists. Why would I hate a completely defenseless creature that did not choose to be brought into the world in that way?

    I dunno mike you hate mexicans...

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Elldren wrote: »
    I was going to do a pokechat

    this seems like that but somehow more wrong

    They should have a character who is a Pokemon taxidermist.

    Winky on
  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    pugs are like pandas

    except we did it to them and they didnt do it to themselves

    i love pugs they are cute but i would never get a purebred from a breeder

    but that holds true for like any dog

    gimmie dat healthy genetic diversity

    Arch on
  • Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    somebody come over and give me a haircut

    my head still hurts

    Captain Carrot on
  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited March 2011
    Thought i'd try making paneer today.

    It is some kind of strange stuff.

    Irond Will on
    Wqdwp8l.png
  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    I was going to do a pokechat

    this seems like that but somehow more wrong

    Oh, oh, oh. I forgot to mention. I know where your av/sig theme is from.

    And I approve. :^:

    Yesssss <3

    Elldren on
    fuck gendered marketing
  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    somebody come over and give me a haircut

    my head still hurts

    Let me get a bowl....

    Thomamelas on
  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited March 2011
    The taxidermy in Dinner For Shmucks was fantastic

    Irond Will on
    Wqdwp8l.png
  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Preacher wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Kagera wrote:
    NO.

    It's not their fault stupid people bred them that way. They need to be loved and cared for just like any other dog.

    They just need to stop being bred.

    I don't hate the dogs themselves. I hate the breed and the fact that it exists. Why would I hate a completely defenseless creature that did not choose to be brought into the world in that way?

    I dunno mike you hate mexicans...
    Mexicans chose to be born.

    MikeMan on
  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    elldrens hows the eevees comin along

    Arch on
  • dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    man
    dammit monkey
    you've pissed off leopard for the last time

    dlinfiniti on
    AAAAA!!! PLAAAYGUUU!!!!
  • PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Elldren wrote: »
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    I was going to do a pokechat

    this seems like that but somehow more wrong

    Oh, oh, oh. I forgot to mention. I know where your av/sig theme is from.

    And I approve. :^:

    Yesssss <3

    I think I stopped at Episode 5. I'm gonna wait for the season to finish before I go back to it, I hate too many cliff hangers.

    Passerbye on
  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Preacher wrote: »
    Man my chat would have been way less creepy.

    Exactly.

    EXACTLY.

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Words are inadequate to convey my reaction to this OP. I now turn to the medium of emoticon.
    ',:-|

    TL DR on
  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Arch wrote: »
    elldrens hows the eevees comin along

    Still need better natures :(

    Elldren on
    fuck gendered marketing
  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited March 2011
    will today was lame

    fukkin... no blazers that fit me

    biggest they had was a forty six regular

    didn't even come close to buttoning

    i did find a cardigan that fit, though

    worst comes to worst i can throw that over a dress shirt i suppose

    but i'd have much preferred to actually have a coat

    Organichu on
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Arch wrote: »
    pugs are like pandas

    except we did it to them and they didnt do it to themselves

    i love pugs they are cute but i would never get a purebred from a breeder

    but that holds true for like any dog

    gimmie dat healthy genetic diversity

    I can understand getting a purebred working dog, like a herding or spitz breed, because they've been bred specifically to be intelligent and healthy.

    I might be biased because I really want a shikoku inu.

    I still think it's largely preferable to adopt a homeless dog than to buy one from a breeder.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited March 2011
    Pugs are so fragile. Daschshunds too. Corgis are surprisingly more robust though.

    Irond Will on
    Wqdwp8l.png
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Kagera wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Man my chat would have been way less creepy.

    Exactly.

    EXACTLY.

    Kagera: Preacher is less creepy by comparison.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    somebody come over and give me a haircut

    my head still hurts

    Let me get a bowl....

    look I have a razor

    all you have to do is shave it all

    Captain Carrot on
  • AldoAldo Hippo Hooray Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Thought i'd try making paneer today.

    It is some kind of strange stuff.
    But so tasty.

    Aldo on
  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    I was going to do a pokechat

    this seems like that but somehow more wrong

    Oh, oh, oh. I forgot to mention. I know where your av/sig theme is from.

    And I approve. :^:

    Yesssss <3

    I think I stopped at Episode 5. I'm gonna wait for the season to finish before I go back to it, I hate too many cliff hangers.

    It is a cliffhanger every week



    Preach: what did you mean by
    I hate to rain on your parade...

    I am morbidly curious.

    Elldren on
    fuck gendered marketing
  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Organichu wrote: »
    will today was lame

    fukkin... no blazers that fit me

    biggest they had was a forty six regular

    didn't even come close to buttoning

    i did find a cardigan that fit, though

    worst comes to worst i can throw that over a dress shirt i suppose

    but i'd have much preferred to actually have a coat

    It still amazes me that that useless screw up got a sweater named after him.

    Thomamelas on
  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Feral wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    pugs are like pandas

    except we did it to them and they didnt do it to themselves

    i love pugs they are cute but i would never get a purebred from a breeder

    but that holds true for like any dog

    gimmie dat healthy genetic diversity

    I can understand getting a purebred working dog, like a herding or spitz breed, because they've been bred specifically to be intelligent and healthy.

    I might be biased because I really want a shikoku inu.

    and i really want like a purebred corgi and a shiba inu and a dachshund and a pug

    but i realize that this isn't healthy and perpetuates the purebred problem

    but if they are already at a kennel/pet rescue/adoption place?

    all in

    Arch on
  • Dark_SideDark_Side Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Arch wrote: »
    pugs are like pandas

    except we did it to them and they didnt do it to themselves

    i love pugs they are cute but i would never get a purebred from a breeder

    but that holds true for like any dog

    gimmie dat healthy genetic diversity

    I still have to bite my tongue when someone I know goes out and gets a purebred puppy. I used to openly lecture people when I was still a volunteer foster, but I guess I can't yell at people for buying something they want in the end, I just can't stand the ones that buy from backyard breeders.

    Dark_Side on
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Pugs are so fragile. Daschshunds too. Corgis are surprisingly more robust though.

    Corgi's are pretty hardy for their body type, only issue they have is back problems, and thats more enviromental then specifically because of their breed (they tend to climb up on things and jump off of them causing them to herniate disks and such). They also share hip displasia with other shepard like breeds, but in my experience have less of an occurence of it, at least their natural walk doesn't look uncomfortable.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    you call that taxidermy?
    this...is....taxidermy
    lionzebra.jpg

    dlinfiniti on
    AAAAA!!! PLAAAYGUUU!!!!
  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited March 2011
    Organichu wrote: »
    will today was lame

    fukkin... no blazers that fit me

    biggest they had was a forty six regular

    didn't even come close to buttoning

    i did find a cardigan that fit, though

    worst comes to worst i can throw that over a dress shirt i suppose

    but i'd have much preferred to actually have a coat

    Well, it's too bad. I'd imagine that somewhere in Philly there is a decent coat that would fit you ( I saw some stout people when I was last there). I am sure that you will look fine.

    I guess on the bright side, you don't have to worry about having something in your closet that doesn't fit when you lose the weight.

    Irond Will on
    Wqdwp8l.png
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Elldren wrote: »
    I am morbidly curious.

    Inqs a dude you're a lesbian?

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    dlinfiniti, with your sig I'm imagining the lion shouting "PLAYGUUUUU"

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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