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    Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I got really close to getting with Samara on a Shepard that had a romance from ME1 with Liara. Well, as close as you can get.

    Hopefully there will be a new Asari for him to romance in ME3. He needs to continue to show the galaxy that he has a type.

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Everyone who thought Samara's tits were weird: fear not, they're totally weird.

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    OwenashiOwenashi Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Macro9 wrote: »
    I got really close to getting with Samara on a Shepard that had a romance from ME1 with Liara. Well, as close as you can get.

    Hopefully there will be a new Asari for him to romance in ME3. He needs to continue to show the galaxy that he has a type.

    ME2 seems to hint that it may be Shiala.

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I just want my canon sherpard to bone Liara again

    that guy's a one woman man.

    #pipe on
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    Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Owenashi wrote: »
    Macro9 wrote: »
    I got really close to getting with Samara on a Shepard that had a romance from ME1 with Liara. Well, as close as you can get.

    Hopefully there will be a new Asari for him to romance in ME3. He needs to continue to show the galaxy that he has a type.

    ME2 seems to hint that it may be Shiala.

    Not in mine.
    #pipe wrote: »
    I just want my canon sherpard to bone Liara again

    that guy's a one woman man.

    Do you have Shadowbroker?

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    goddamn, even non-loyal Zaeed survived holding the line

    the man is unkillable

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    GeoMitchGeoMitch Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I hear some creepy dudes purposely failed Tali's loyalty mission so she'd be exiled, and therefore would have nowhere else to go but Shepard's ship

    I think that's kinda messed

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I wanna run into Matriarch Aethyta sometime when she hasn't just cleaned the bar.

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    Day of the BearDay of the Bear The Qun demandsRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Sorry Liara just slept with your dad/mom

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Woman's a widow and a divorcee, it's fair game. Liara should be happy for her.

    It's not like I ever got with Liara. We're just good friends.

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    so the final casualty list on my scorched earth playthrough was actually smaller than I thought it would be

    I guess I could have tried harder to get people killed but it felt wrong (except for bringing non-loyal Jacob with me to the final fight to ensure his death, some things you just cannot leave to chance)

    Jack
    Thane
    Jacob

    no one will miss you


    Tali, I will kinda miss you but my paragon shep is tapping that so it's okay.

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Macro9 wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    I just want my canon sherpard to bone Liara again

    that guy's a one woman man.

    Do you have Shadowbroker?

    yeah of course

    I mean I wanna bone her in ME3 as well

    make it through 3 games monogamously.

    #pipe on
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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    My brother just called me

    He has a PS3 and no xbox or PC so he's never played Mass Effect

    He's like "Hey so ME2 just came out on playstation. I know you've played it. Should I buy it? Would I like it?"

    And I mean he and I have differing opinions about games sometimes but generally like the same things. His favourite game in the last few years has been Fallout 3 into which he's dumped about 200 hours including all the DLC.

    So I was trying to figure out if he'd like it and I was like "Well I'm only on my 5th playthrough so I haven't explored the whole thing yet"

    and he said an expletive, hung up the phone and bought it.

    #pipe on
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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Monogamy is so boring. Still, my paragon male Shep decided to be loyal to Ashley.

    Ugh.

    I do wanna see what happens when you stay loyal.

    Dizzy Shepard is the renegade bitch power-fucking her way across the galaxy.

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    Day of the BearDay of the Bear The Qun demandsRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    That is an appropriate response.

    This was directed at pipe

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    chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Do you think it's trademarked?Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    TankHammer wrote: »
    Monogamy is so boring. Still, my paragon male Shep decided to be loyal to Ashley.

    Ugh.

    I do wanna see what happens when you stay loyal.

    Dizzy Shepard is the renegade bitch power-fucking her way across the galaxy.

    Oddly, my Paragon run is the one hitting on anything with a pulse.

    Renegade barely can get along with one person well enough to go for it. Even then, only when she's drunk.

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    TankHammer wrote: »
    Monogamy is so boring. Still, my paragon male Shep decided to be loyal to Ashley.

    Ugh.

    I do wanna see what happens when you stay loyal.

    Dizzy Shepard is the renegade bitch power-fucking her way across the galaxy.

    It's interesting to me!

    Liara has been the most compelling character, romantically speaking, to me. And seeing them reunite on Illium after two years of her mourning his death was lovely if a little underplayed

    shadowbroker spoilers
    And now that she's the broker, I think she could have a super important role to play in ME3 (I'm assuming, in this case, that even if you didn't buy the DLC, Liara will be the shadow broker in ME3, or at least in some more DLC)

    I don't know it's literally the only chance for someone to stay loyal and bone one character over all three games. That's interesting to me!

    #pipe on
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    FlatEricFlatEric Leaves from the vine, Falling so slow Like fragile, tiny shells, Drifting in the foamRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I didn't do any of the romance for 1, and went with tali for 2

    Hoping they bring her back for 3. Though apparently she has a huge following so chances are pretty high?

    Monogamous Shepard is something I'd also like to keep for my main playthrough

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I would be pretty surprised if a Tali that lived through ME2 didn't make it into ME3.

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I feel confident in assuming that all of your surviving squadmates will show up at some point in 3

    not necessarily as playable party members, but they will be around.

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    FlatEricFlatEric Leaves from the vine, Falling so slow Like fragile, tiny shells, Drifting in the foamRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Speaking of which, I'm surprised Kaidan (or Ashley I guess?) didn't show up again after the Horizon mission. Wonder if they'll bring him/her back for 3.
    Basically 'holiday 2011' can't get here soon enough

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    if you romanced them in the first game you get a followup email from them after Horizon

    but yes of course they will be back for the 3rd game

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    FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Wait, I thought you could only have one romantic partner per playthrough.

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    Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    Wait, I thought you could only have one romantic partner per playthrough.

    If you kill 'em on the suicide mission I believe you can start up a new one with whom ever is left alive.

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    FlatEricFlatEric Leaves from the vine, Falling so slow Like fragile, tiny shells, Drifting in the foamRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    You can cheat on your partner from ME1 in ME2

    So one person per game, not playthrough

    edit: or that too

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    in the Shadow Broker DLC for ME2 you can dump your ME2 romance to (re)start one with Liara

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    Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Also, lap dances from Kelly.

    And bangin' the consort in ME1.

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    and hatefucking Jack

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    Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I need to do a James Kirk playthrough where I just sleep with everyone possible.

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    Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Mass Effect 1-

    1. Sex up Consort.
    2. Romance Ashley

    Mass Effect 2-

    1. Use and lose Jack.
    2. Sleeze up Kelly
    3. Sex up Tali. Kill her.
    4. Sex up Miranda.
    5. Hook up with Liara?

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    chiasaur11 wrote: »
    Dubh wrote: »
    Whole list of outcomes, here

    There is a way to invoke spectre status, I've done it before


    Multiple ways!

    I try to get enough renegade that I can get him to confess in fear immediately.

    It's an amazing line

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    chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Do you think it's trademarked?Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Dubh wrote: »
    chiasaur11 wrote: »
    Dubh wrote: »
    Whole list of outcomes, here

    There is a way to invoke spectre status, I've done it before


    Multiple ways!

    I try to get enough renegade that I can get him to confess in fear immediately.

    It's an amazing line

    Of course, the thing I never do there is rat on Mouse.

    Unprofessional AND bad manners.

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    ScudoScudo Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I hate the idea that you're "cheating" on your ME partner in 2. It's been 2 years! It's clear when you meet them on Horizon (before any potential new relationship stuff happens) that they've completely moved on.

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    OwenashiOwenashi Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    #pipe wrote: »

    shadowbroker spoilers
    And now that she's the broker, I think she could have a super important role to play in ME3 (I'm assuming, in this case, that even if you didn't buy the DLC, Liara will be the shadow broker in ME3, or at least in some more DLC)
    Some have put up the theory that she may take over as 'mission control' for ME3 in place of the Illusive Man.

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Owenashi wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »

    shadowbroker spoilers
    And now that she's the broker, I think she could have a super important role to play in ME3 (I'm assuming, in this case, that even if you didn't buy the DLC, Liara will be the shadow broker in ME3, or at least in some more DLC)
    Some have put up the theory that she may take over as 'mission control' for ME3 in place of the Illusive Man.

    oooooohhhhhh

    #pipe on
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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2011
    Scudo wrote: »
    I hate the idea that you're "cheating" on your ME partner in 2. It's been 2 years! It's clear when you meet them on Horizon (before any potential new relationship stuff happens) that they've completely moved on.

    What?

    No it isn't.

    You meet them at Horizon after they thought you were dead and you're working for the bad guys.

    They moved on from your death, but suddenly you just POP BACK INTO THE PICTURE AND NOT EVEN A PHONECALL TO ME BUT YOUR BROUGHT GARRUS?!

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    GeoMitchGeoMitch Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    remember how you played skyllian 5 poker with the engineers?

    i think it's a reference to texas hold em' because both texas and the skyllian verge are historically disputed territories (batarian/human and us/mexico) that used to be considered "lawless" at one point

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    GeoMitchGeoMitch Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Scudo wrote: »
    I hate the idea that you're "cheating" on your ME partner in 2. It's been 2 years! It's clear when you meet them on Horizon (before any potential new relationship stuff happens) that they've completely moved on.

    What?

    No it isn't.

    You meet them at Horizon after they thought you were dead and you're working for the bad guys.

    They moved on from your death, but suddenly you just POP BACK INTO THE PICTURE AND NOT EVEN A PHONECALL TO ME BUT YOUR BROUGHT GARRUS?!

    this is all easily solved if you just nuke your beau on virmire

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    chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Do you think it's trademarked?Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    GeoMitch wrote: »
    Scudo wrote: »
    I hate the idea that you're "cheating" on your ME partner in 2. It's been 2 years! It's clear when you meet them on Horizon (before any potential new relationship stuff happens) that they've completely moved on.

    What?

    No it isn't.

    You meet them at Horizon after they thought you were dead and you're working for the bad guys.

    They moved on from your death, but suddenly you just POP BACK INTO THE PICTURE AND NOT EVEN A PHONECALL TO ME BUT YOUR BROUGHT GARRUS?!

    this is all easily solved if you just nuke your beau on virmire

    But then no sex!

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    GeoMitchGeoMitch Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    chiasaur11 wrote: »
    GeoMitch wrote: »
    Scudo wrote: »
    I hate the idea that you're "cheating" on your ME partner in 2. It's been 2 years! It's clear when you meet them on Horizon (before any potential new relationship stuff happens) that they've completely moved on.

    What?

    No it isn't.

    You meet them at Horizon after they thought you were dead and you're working for the bad guys.

    They moved on from your death, but suddenly you just POP BACK INTO THE PICTURE AND NOT EVEN A PHONECALL TO ME BUT YOUR BROUGHT GARRUS?!

    this is all easily solved if you just nuke your beau on virmire

    But then no sex!

    I imagine that inbetween the end of ME1 and the introduction to ME2 Shepard was getting busy

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