I hate the idea that you're "cheating" on your ME partner in 2. It's been 2 years! It's clear when you meet them on Horizon (before any potential new relationship stuff happens) that they've completely moved on.
What?
No it isn't.
You meet them at Horizon after they thought you were dead and you're working for the bad guys.
They moved on from your death, but suddenly you just POP BACK INTO THE PICTURE AND NOT EVEN A PHONECALL TO ME BUT YOUR BROUGHT GARRUS?!
this is all easily solved if you just choose Liara
I hate the idea that you're "cheating" on your ME partner in 2. It's been 2 years! It's clear when you meet them on Horizon (before any potential new relationship stuff happens) that they've completely moved on.
What?
No it isn't.
You meet them at Horizon after they thought you were dead and you're working for the bad guys.
They moved on from your death, but suddenly you just POP BACK INTO THE PICTURE AND NOT EVEN A PHONECALL TO ME BUT YOUR BROUGHT GARRUS?!
this is all easily solved if you just choose Liara
Ashley is smart and well-read and comes from a difficult background explaining her initial mistrust of aliens
Kaiden is my space-bro
Liara is just an awkward nerd. Besides once you get in bed a fucking tentacle is probably gonna come and grab your dick or something.
now if you'll excuse me I must finish my Tali/Wrex eroctica
oh shepard you are just so interesting and cool, please pop my embracing eternity cherry
she's a lot better in the second game though.
The fact that she's worked by herself for years in ruins prior to meeting Shepard and then works more or less two years afterward on Illium surrounded by all those people helps explain the differences pretty well.
oh shepard you are just so interesting and cool, please pop my embracing eternity cherry
she's a lot better in the second game though.
The fact that she's worked by herself for years in ruins prior to meeting Shepard and then works more or less two years afterward on Illium surrounded by all those people helps explain the differences pretty well.
i get why she is the way she is
that doesn't make her less of a nothing character (in the first game) though
total nerdbait, kind of like tali in the second game
oh shepard you are just so interesting and cool, please pop my embracing eternity cherry
she's a lot better in the second game though.
The fact that she's worked by herself for years in ruins prior to meeting Shepard and then works more or less two years afterward on Illium surrounded by all those people helps explain the differences pretty well.
i get why she is the way she is
that doesn't make her less of a nothing character (in the first game) though
total nerdbait, kind of like tali in the second game
i did it with tali, but for different reasons than the other dudes!
i saw her as a strong character, not "oh my waifu i will protect you and fail your mission so your exiled and must stay on my ship and let me bottle your sweat"
I romanced Liara just to get the calibrating line in the Shadow Broker DLC.
Also to rub in her face that I AIN'T INTO THAT NO MORE I GOT GARRUS NOW WOMAN
SNAP SNAP.
So, you made out with her, killed her mom so you're the only thing she really had left, and let her get so obsessed she devotes her whole life to you.
Then, when you meet back up with her, you've ditched her with someone she thought she could trust who isn't even biologically compatible, telling her that you're done and she doesn't have a chance.
Edit: Hahaha, yeah that is pretty mean of me. Awesome.
Gets even better, since you let her obsession continue with the Shadow Broker thing.
She has to stay in constant contact with you, which means it's like stomping on her heart over and over. Which she probably hates, but accepts as the only way to be near the person she's obsessed with.
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edited March 2011
I did the Dr. Chakwas one, but I never knew about the one in Afterlife. Guess that's because I never bought a drink from any of the bartenders when I played through.
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I did the Dr. Chakwas one, but I never knew about the one in Afterlife. Guess that's because I never bought a drink from any of the bartenders when I played through.
Ah, you missed out on a wonderful opportunity to kill dirty Batarians.
Shepard should have every meeting with TIM drunk off her ass.
Also, every introduction possible on the Normandy.
Also the Garrus romance. Makes much more sense that way.
Also: Ash is alright in ME1. Kind of amusing how she's more pissed about Terra Firma than the actual Turian in the party. Anyone who proposes drinking and violence as solutions to most problems in life isn't all bad.
Well I've only done my main playthrough, and in that I kept my decisions/alignment/actions to what I'd actually do. So that meant no drinky drinky.
I did just start a run as an infiltrator, and I'm trying to force myself to make more renegade choices. Some of the dialog is pretty great, but I still can't bring myself to be a dick to my crew.
The fact that you can drink until the Asari bartender becomes young and attractive is a nice touch.
Think she was my favorite new non-important character in ME2
I wonder if Bioware had the idea for her videos ahead of time and hoped she'd be popular enough to make the possible reveal worthwhile or if the popularity gave them the idea to make her videos in the first place?
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yes but then you've chosen Liara
that's a problem within itself
not like annoying and whiny Kaiden or annoying and stupid Ash
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
oh shepard you are just so interesting and cool, please pop my embracing eternity cherry
she's a lot better in the second game though.
Kaiden is my space-bro
Liara is just an awkward nerd. Besides once you get in bed a fucking tentacle is probably gonna come and grab your dick or something.
now if you'll excuse me I must finish my Tali/Wrex eroctica
e: 2nd game liara owns though
The fact that she's worked by herself for years in ruins prior to meeting Shepard and then works more or less two years afterward on Illium surrounded by all those people helps explain the differences pretty well.
Let's Play Final Fantasy 'II' (Ch10 - 5/17/10)
She's pretty bad in ME1.
I mean, you just murdered her mom. That's not the sort of thing that makes normal people anxious to get it on.
Why I fear the ocean.
and I'm her eva braun and we were perfect
in me3 if you ever get with ash again and you break up, this song needs to play
i get why she is the way she is
that doesn't make her less of a nothing character (in the first game) though
total nerdbait, kind of like tali in the second game
Also to rub in her face that I AIN'T INTO THAT NO MORE I GOT GARRUS NOW WOMAN
SNAP SNAP.
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i did it with tali, but for different reasons than the other dudes!
i saw her as a strong character, not "oh my waifu i will protect you and fail your mission so your exiled and must stay on my ship and let me bottle your sweat"
Commander Shepard's Emporium of Alien Fluids.
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So, you made out with her, killed her mom so you're the only thing she really had left, and let her get so obsessed she devotes her whole life to you.
Then, when you meet back up with her, you've ditched her with someone she thought she could trust who isn't even biologically compatible, telling her that you're done and she doesn't have a chance.
Impressively assholish. Nicely done.
Why I fear the ocean.
I can't do an engine room any more, I need me a forward battery like any good woman!
I finally finished New Vegas so I'm gonna start another Mass Effect 2 playthrough and maybe blog it. If I can think of a good blog name.
It will probably just end up being all my Shepard raps.
Edit: Hahaha, yeah that is pretty mean of me. Awesome.
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"Were you on Shanxi? If not, shut your piehole!"
Let's Play Final Fantasy 'II' (Ch10 - 5/17/10)
...i hate living near branson
OH NO NOW I'M DRUNK...IN SPACE!
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Gets even better, since you let her obsession continue with the Shadow Broker thing.
She has to stay in constant contact with you, which means it's like stomping on her heart over and over. Which she probably hates, but accepts as the only way to be near the person she's obsessed with.
Beautiful.
Why I fear the ocean.
ME2 was a good start.
Bar on almost every civilized world and the Normandy, drinking with Chakwas, sidequests based around Shepard's drinking habits...
Why I fear the ocean.
Were there really? That's amazing.
Just two.
Batarian in the lower floor of the afterlife, and getting drunk with Chakwas.
Why I fear the ocean.
Ah, you missed out on a wonderful opportunity to kill dirty Batarians.
Why I fear the ocean.
they're drinks
SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS
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I swear everyone who says this never actually bothered to talk to Ash in depth.
True.
Shepard should have every meeting with TIM drunk off her ass.
Also, every introduction possible on the Normandy.
Also the Garrus romance. Makes much more sense that way.
Also: Ash is alright in ME1. Kind of amusing how she's more pissed about Terra Firma than the actual Turian in the party. Anyone who proposes drinking and violence as solutions to most problems in life isn't all bad.
Why I fear the ocean.
GARRUS I'M DRUNK
GARRRUUUUUSSSSS
GARRUS I CAN'T MAKE IT YOU GOTTA MEET ME AT THE DINNER TABLE WE'LL JUST DO IT THERE
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whee ow
next time I make an account somewhere I'll be sure to put in "YIFF" as my username
Well I've only done my main playthrough, and in that I kept my decisions/alignment/actions to what I'd actually do. So that meant no drinky drinky.
I did just start a run as an infiltrator, and I'm trying to force myself to make more renegade choices. Some of the dialog is pretty great, but I still can't bring myself to be a dick to my crew.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4juBDAwnoo&feature=related
Let's Play Final Fantasy 'II' (Ch10 - 5/17/10)
Think she was my favorite new non-important character in ME2
This is only partially because I want the option to deck everyone.
Why I fear the ocean.
Let's Play Final Fantasy 'II' (Ch10 - 5/17/10)