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  • GeoMitchGeoMitch Registered User
    edited March 2011
    remember how you played skyllian 5 poker with the engineers?

    i think it's a reference to texas hold em' because both texas and the skyllian verge are historically disputed territories (batarian/human and us/mexico) that used to be considered "lawless" at one point

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  • GeoMitchGeoMitch Registered User
    edited March 2011
    Scudo wrote: »
    I hate the idea that you're "cheating" on your ME partner in 2. It's been 2 years! It's clear when you meet them on Horizon (before any potential new relationship stuff happens) that they've completely moved on.

    What?

    No it isn't.

    You meet them at Horizon after they thought you were dead and you're working for the bad guys.

    They moved on from your death, but suddenly you just POP BACK INTO THE PICTURE AND NOT EVEN A PHONECALL TO ME BUT YOUR BROUGHT GARRUS?!

    this is all easily solved if you just nuke your beau on virmire

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  • chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    GeoMitch wrote: »
    Scudo wrote: »
    I hate the idea that you're "cheating" on your ME partner in 2. It's been 2 years! It's clear when you meet them on Horizon (before any potential new relationship stuff happens) that they've completely moved on.

    What?

    No it isn't.

    You meet them at Horizon after they thought you were dead and you're working for the bad guys.

    They moved on from your death, but suddenly you just POP BACK INTO THE PICTURE AND NOT EVEN A PHONECALL TO ME BUT YOUR BROUGHT GARRUS?!

    this is all easily solved if you just nuke your beau on virmire

    But then no sex!

  • GeoMitchGeoMitch Registered User
    edited March 2011
    chiasaur11 wrote: »
    GeoMitch wrote: »
    Scudo wrote: »
    I hate the idea that you're "cheating" on your ME partner in 2. It's been 2 years! It's clear when you meet them on Horizon (before any potential new relationship stuff happens) that they've completely moved on.

    What?

    No it isn't.

    You meet them at Horizon after they thought you were dead and you're working for the bad guys.

    They moved on from your death, but suddenly you just POP BACK INTO THE PICTURE AND NOT EVEN A PHONECALL TO ME BUT YOUR BROUGHT GARRUS?!

    this is all easily solved if you just nuke your beau on virmire

    But then no sex!

    I imagine that inbetween the end of ME1 and the introduction to ME2 Shepard was getting busy

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    GeoMitch wrote: »
    Scudo wrote: »
    I hate the idea that you're "cheating" on your ME partner in 2. It's been 2 years! It's clear when you meet them on Horizon (before any potential new relationship stuff happens) that they've completely moved on.

    What?

    No it isn't.

    You meet them at Horizon after they thought you were dead and you're working for the bad guys.

    They moved on from your death, but suddenly you just POP BACK INTO THE PICTURE AND NOT EVEN A PHONECALL TO ME BUT YOUR BROUGHT GARRUS?!

    this is all easily solved if you just choose Liara

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  • GeoMitchGeoMitch Registered User
    edited March 2011
    #pipe wrote: »
    GeoMitch wrote: »
    Scudo wrote: »
    I hate the idea that you're "cheating" on your ME partner in 2. It's been 2 years! It's clear when you meet them on Horizon (before any potential new relationship stuff happens) that they've completely moved on.

    What?

    No it isn't.

    You meet them at Horizon after they thought you were dead and you're working for the bad guys.

    They moved on from your death, but suddenly you just POP BACK INTO THE PICTURE AND NOT EVEN A PHONECALL TO ME BUT YOUR BROUGHT GARRUS?!

    this is all easily solved if you just choose Liara

    yes but then you've chosen Liara

    that's a problem within itself

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Liara is actually great

    not like annoying and whiny Kaiden or annoying and stupid Ash

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood Speak No Evil. Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    liara is pretty boring in the first game too

    oh shepard you are just so interesting and cool, please pop my embracing eternity cherry

    she's a lot better in the second game though.

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  • GeoMitchGeoMitch Registered User
    edited March 2011
    Ashley is smart and well-read and comes from a difficult background explaining her initial mistrust of aliens
    Kaiden is my space-bro
    Liara is just an awkward nerd. Besides once you get in bed a fucking tentacle is probably gonna come and grab your dick or something.

    now if you'll excuse me I must finish my Tali/Wrex eroctica

    e: 2nd game liara owns though

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  • OwenashiOwenashi Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    liara is pretty boring in the first game too

    oh shepard you are just so interesting and cool, please pop my embracing eternity cherry

    she's a lot better in the second game though.

    The fact that she's worked by herself for years in ruins prior to meeting Shepard and then works more or less two years afterward on Illium surrounded by all those people helps explain the differences pretty well.

  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood Speak No Evil. Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    ashley is space hitler

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  • chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    #pipe wrote: »
    Liara is actually great

    not like annoying and whiny Kaiden or annoying and stupid Ash

    She's pretty bad in ME1.

    I mean, you just murdered her mom. That's not the sort of thing that makes normal people anxious to get it on.

  • GeoMitchGeoMitch Registered User
    edited March 2011
    ashley is space hitler

    and I'm her eva braun and we were perfect

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  • GeoMitchGeoMitch Registered User
    edited March 2011
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5rVQg_C7Xw

    in me3 if you ever get with ash again and you break up, this song needs to play

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood Speak No Evil. Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Owenashi wrote: »
    liara is pretty boring in the first game too

    oh shepard you are just so interesting and cool, please pop my embracing eternity cherry

    she's a lot better in the second game though.

    The fact that she's worked by herself for years in ruins prior to meeting Shepard and then works more or less two years afterward on Illium surrounded by all those people helps explain the differences pretty well.

    i get why she is the way she is

    that doesn't make her less of a nothing character (in the first game) though

    total nerdbait, kind of like tali in the second game

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  • JordynJordyn Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I romanced Liara just to get the calibrating line in the Shadow Broker DLC.

    Also to rub in her face that I AIN'T INTO THAT NO MORE I GOT GARRUS NOW WOMAN

    SNAP SNAP.

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  • GeoMitchGeoMitch Registered User
    edited March 2011
    Owenashi wrote: »
    liara is pretty boring in the first game too

    oh shepard you are just so interesting and cool, please pop my embracing eternity cherry

    she's a lot better in the second game though.

    The fact that she's worked by herself for years in ruins prior to meeting Shepard and then works more or less two years afterward on Illium surrounded by all those people helps explain the differences pretty well.

    i get why she is the way she is

    that doesn't make her less of a nothing character (in the first game) though

    total nerdbait, kind of like tali in the second game

    i did it with tali, but for different reasons than the other dudes!

    i saw her as a strong character, not "oh my waifu i will protect you and fail your mission so your exiled and must stay on my ship and let me bottle your sweat"

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  • JordynJordyn Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    bottle and sell that shit man.

    Commander Shepard's Emporium of Alien Fluids.

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  • GeoMitchGeoMitch Registered User
    edited March 2011
  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood Speak No Evil. Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    i like tali too. i think liara is pretty decent in me2 and shadow broker. she was just awful in the first game is all.

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  • chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Jordyn wrote: »
    I romanced Liara just to get the calibrating line in the Shadow Broker DLC.

    Also to rub in her face that I AIN'T INTO THAT NO MORE I GOT GARRUS NOW WOMAN

    SNAP SNAP.

    So, you made out with her, killed her mom so you're the only thing she really had left, and let her get so obsessed she devotes her whole life to you.

    Then, when you meet back up with her, you've ditched her with someone she thought she could trust who isn't even biologically compatible, telling her that you're done and she doesn't have a chance.

    Impressively assholish. Nicely done.

  • GatsbyGatsby You come at the Nidoking You best not missRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Jordyn wrote: »
    I romanced Liara just to get the calibrating line in the Shadow Broker DLC.

    Also to rub in her face that I AIN'T INTO THAT NO MORE I GOT GARRUS NOW WOMAN

    SNAP SNAP.

    I can't do an engine room any more, I need me a forward battery like any good woman!

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  • JordynJordyn Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Anyway.

    I finally finished New Vegas so I'm gonna start another Mass Effect 2 playthrough and maybe blog it. If I can think of a good blog name.

    It will probably just end up being all my Shepard raps.

    Edit: Hahaha, yeah that is pretty mean of me. Awesome.

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  • OwenashiOwenashi Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    ashley is space hitler

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    "Were you on Shanxi? If not, shut your piehole!"

  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood Speak No Evil. Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    name it shepard of the hills after the famous branson tourist trap

    ...i hate living near branson

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  • JordynJordyn Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I was thinking like

    OH NO NOW I'M DRUNK...IN SPACE!

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  • chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Jordyn wrote: »

    Edit: Hahaha, yeah that is pretty mean of me. Awesome.

    Gets even better, since you let her obsession continue with the Shadow Broker thing.

    She has to stay in constant contact with you, which means it's like stomping on her heart over and over. Which she probably hates, but accepts as the only way to be near the person she's obsessed with.

    Beautiful.

  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Shepard needs more chances to get drunk in me3

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    Belief in the heart of friendship and you'll always be kawaii Tommy-Chan!

  • chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Shepard needs more chances to get drunk in me3

    ME2 was a good start.

    Bar on almost every civilized world and the Normandy, drinking with Chakwas, sidequests based around Shepard's drinking habits...

  • FlatEricFlatEric Leaves from the vine, Falling so slow Like fragile, tiny shells, Drifting in the foamRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    chiasaur11 wrote: »
    Shepard needs more chances to get drunk in me3
    sidequests based around Shepard's drinking habits...

    Were there really? That's amazing.

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  • chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    FlatEric wrote: »
    chiasaur11 wrote: »
    Shepard needs more chances to get drunk in me3
    sidequests based around Shepard's drinking habits...

    Were there really? That's amazing.

    Just two.

    Batarian in the lower floor of the afterlife, and getting drunk with Chakwas.

  • FlatEricFlatEric Leaves from the vine, Falling so slow Like fragile, tiny shells, Drifting in the foamRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I did the Dr. Chakwas one, but I never knew about the one in Afterlife. Guess that's because I never bought a drink from any of the bartenders when I played through.

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  • chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    FlatEric wrote: »
    I did the Dr. Chakwas one, but I never knew about the one in Afterlife. Guess that's because I never bought a drink from any of the bartenders when I played through.

    Ah, you missed out on a wonderful opportunity to kill dirty Batarians.

  • JordynJordyn Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    why wouldn't you buy drinks

    they're drinks

    SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS

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  • Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    ashley is space hitler

    I swear everyone who says this never actually bothered to talk to Ash in depth.

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  • chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Jordyn wrote: »
    why wouldn't you buy drinks

    they're drinks

    SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS

    True.

    Shepard should have every meeting with TIM drunk off her ass.

    Also, every introduction possible on the Normandy.
    Spoiler:

    Also: Ash is alright in ME1. Kind of amusing how she's more pissed about Terra Firma than the actual Turian in the party. Anyone who proposes drinking and violence as solutions to most problems in life isn't all bad.

  • JordynJordyn Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I always try to get drunk in Kasumi's room and then run to Garrus before it wears off.

    GARRUS I'M DRUNK

    GARRRUUUUUSSSSS

    GARRUS I CAN'T MAKE IT YOU GOTTA MEET ME AT THE DINNER TABLE WE'LL JUST DO IT THERE

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  • Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    The fact that you can drink until the Asari bartender becomes young and attractive is a nice touch.

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    GeoMitch wrote: »
    8ts4A

    whee ow

    next time I make an account somewhere I'll be sure to put in "YIFF" as my username

  • FlatEricFlatEric Leaves from the vine, Falling so slow Like fragile, tiny shells, Drifting in the foamRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Jordyn wrote: »
    why wouldn't you buy drinks

    they're drinks

    SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS

    Well I've only done my main playthrough, and in that I kept my decisions/alignment/actions to what I'd actually do. So that meant no drinky drinky.

    I did just start a run as an infiltrator, and I'm trying to force myself to make more renegade choices. Some of the dialog is pretty great, but I still can't bring myself to be a dick to my crew.

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