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  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited March 2011
    Bogart wrote: »
    In summary, I guess now I'm just offended by this game. And your company.

    I love this kind of thing.

    you seriously can't make this shit up

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  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    I guess my copy of DA2 is lonely, cold and frightened at home.

    You'll have plenty of exciting adventures to tell it about when you get back, though!

    The best glance we earned so far was during our first attempt to board a bus outside the airport. We had just bought a weeklong ticket and strolled into the bus nodding at the driver, all cool and stuff. We didn't show our tickets, though. So, after the driver stopped us I'm our tracks with an authoritative "hey!", we showed him the tickets with an apologetic smile on our faces. But apparently you have to swipe them through a reader, which we know now... So, the glance he shot us was a mixture of "should I try to explain them stupid tourists how stuff works over here?", "fuck, why should I care" and "I'm the king of this bus, bitches!". It was glorious.

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  • BogartBogart Mr. Lady Anime Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Accidentally spoiled something from A Song Of Fire And Ice before I even start reading the novels. Damn.

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  • Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2011
    [chat], I have sad news. Today... the universe will end. Haps, looking forward to meeting you!

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  • Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2011
    Bogart wrote: »
    Accidentally spoiled something from A Song Of Fire And Ice before I even start reading the novels. Damn.

    x dies, where x is your favorite character. Oh shit, another spoiler!

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  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    [chat], I have sad news. Today... the universe will end. Haps, looking forward to meeting you!

    Haha, yes!

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  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    [chat], I have sad news. Today... the universe will end. Haps, looking forward to meeting you!

    NO DON'T DO IT THINK OF THE CHILDREN

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  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    [chat], I have sad news. Today... the universe will end. Haps, looking forward to meeting you!

    NO DON'T DO IT THINK OF THE CHILDREN

    But... we are...
    Spoiler:

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  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited March 2011
    ugh this chicken is completely inedible. my freezer ruined it.

    god damnit.

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  • LeitnerLeitner Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Bogart wrote: »
    Accidentally spoiled something from A Song Of Fire And Ice before I even start reading the novels. Damn.

    Ooh.

    What was it?

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  • Dr Mario KartDr Mario Kart Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    You cant eat frozen chicken, duh.

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  • BogartBogart Mr. Lady Anime Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Leitner wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    Accidentally spoiled something from A Song Of Fire And Ice before I even start reading the novels. Damn.

    Ooh.

    What was it?

    I guess this is a major ASOFAI spoiler, so be warned.
    Spoiler:

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  • BobCescaBobCesca Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Haphazard wrote: »
    [chat], I have sad news. Today... the universe will end. Haps, looking forward to meeting you!

    Haha, yes!

    I demand pictures of this glorious event!

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  • EchoEcho staring is caring Moderator mod
    edited March 2011
    Wow. Rift has the worst case of chainmail bikini ever.

    I got new legs, "Fused Ringmail Legs".

    If I strip naked, I'm wearing bikini pants.

    These new "ringmail legs" are smaller than my underwear.

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  • SorensonSorenson Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Echo wrote: »
    Wow. Rift has the worst case of chainmail bikini ever.

    I got new legs, "Fused Ringmail Legs".

    If I strip naked, I'm wearing bikini pants.

    These new "ringmail legs" are smaller than my underwear.
    What do people see in this game? Because I take one look at the ads on Steam or whatever and it's nothing but BLAAAAARGH for me.

    Gamertag, Crackdown metatag, and other interesting stuff below!
    Join the Wang Defense Force and help stop the insect menace!
    Help a poor bastard out! Read (or at least visit) my Bright Hub articles!
    Spoiler:
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  • VariableVariable Ted Hitler Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I'm gonna arrive in boston around midnight

    so get fucking ready

    cause I'm gonna go right to bed BITCHES

    BNet-Vari#1998 | WiiU-Variable | 3DS-3866-8105-7478 | Steam | Twitch
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  • EchoEcho staring is caring Moderator mod
    edited March 2011
    Sorenson wrote: »
    What do people see in this game? Because I take one look at the ads on Steam or whatever and it's nothing but BLAAAAARGH for me.

    Same thing people see in WoW.

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  • DynagripDynagrip destroy everything you touch Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2011
  • YamiNoSenshiYamiNoSenshi Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Echo wrote: »
    Sorenson wrote: »
    What do people see in this game? Because I take one look at the ads on Steam or whatever and it's nothing but BLAAAAARGH for me.

    Same thing people see in WoW.

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    ?

    Damn it, it's fucking noon. I demand to know if Yami shit on a desk yet.
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  • ThomamelasThomamelas "See you later, Comrade." "You're a communist?" "No. But I can still have comrades. "Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Echo wrote: »
    Wow. Rift has the worst case of chainmail bikini ever.

    I got new legs, "Fused Ringmail Legs".

    If I strip naked, I'm wearing bikini pants.

    These new "ringmail legs" are smaller than my underwear.

    So it's a pearl thong?

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  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Bogart wrote: »
    In summary, I guess now I'm just offended by this game. And your company.

    I love this kind of thing.

    Is that about the Ubisoft Wii Sex Game?

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  • EchoEcho staring is caring Moderator mod
    edited March 2011
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Echo wrote: »
    Wow. Rift has the worst case of chainmail bikini ever.

    I got new legs, "Fused Ringmail Legs".

    If I strip naked, I'm wearing bikini pants.

    These new "ringmail legs" are smaller than my underwear.

    So it's a pearl thong?

    Decide for yourself

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  • electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Echo wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Echo wrote: »
    Wow. Rift has the worst case of chainmail bikini ever.

    I got new legs, "Fused Ringmail Legs".

    If I strip naked, I'm wearing bikini pants.

    These new "ringmail legs" are smaller than my underwear.

    So it's a pearl thong?

    Decide for yourself

    Women's vaginas are important. I mean otherwise what are they good for?

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  • WMain00WMain00 Registered User
    edited March 2011
    Fap fap fap fap.

    EDIT: 4 hours have passed since i started this DA2 preload. Since then, according to Steam, the total amount downloaded is 4.3gb.

    The total amount downloaded according to Dragon Age 2 is 2gb.

    WHERE THE FUCK HAS THE OTHER 2 GB DISSAPEARED TOO?

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  • ThomamelasThomamelas "See you later, Comrade." "You're a communist?" "No. But I can still have comrades. "Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Echo wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Echo wrote: »
    Wow. Rift has the worst case of chainmail bikini ever.

    I got new legs, "Fused Ringmail Legs".

    If I strip naked, I'm wearing bikini pants.

    These new "ringmail legs" are smaller than my underwear.

    So it's a pearl thong?

    Decide for yourself

    So thong like but not a pearl thong.

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  • TL DRTL DR On this, reasonable people can disagreeRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Good morning

    How is everyone today?

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  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    [chat], I have sad news. Today... the universe will end. Haps, looking forward to meeting you!
    I know, I've started marking down the days on my calendar. Only 365x10^1000 days to go!

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  • electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    You know 2011 has been kind of a crazy year so far, but in a good way.

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  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Hehehehe one of the engineering students asked me to supply trivia about myself for a graduation dinner trivia game...

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  • TL DRTL DR On this, reasonable people can disagreeRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    You know 2011 has been kind of a crazy year so far, but in a good way.

    Same here. Feels like a fresh start.

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  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    You know 2011 has been kind of a crazy year so far, but in a good way.

    Wisconsin disagrees.

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  • EchoEcho staring is caring Moderator mod
    edited March 2011
    Richy wrote: »
    Hehehehe one of the engineering students asked me to supply trivia about myself for a graduation dinner trivia game...

    "Richy keeps his wang in his left trouser leg. Don't get him excited or he might kick himself in the face."

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  • TavTav Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Richy wrote: »
    Hehehehe one of the engineering students asked me to supply trivia about myself for a graduation dinner trivia game...

    "Richy likes freshmen girls, because he keeps on getting older but they stay the same age."

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  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo People, they love blood. They love action. Not this talky, depressing, philosophical bullshit. Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Richy wrote: »
    Hehehehe one of the engineering students asked me to supply trivia about myself for a graduation dinner trivia game...

    You keep working, just give me his email and I'll supply some trivia.

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
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  • DynagripDynagrip destroy everything you touch Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2011
    so i guess all it took for me to feel halfway decent today was 10 hours of sleep. kind of cuts into my free time.

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  • YamiNoSenshiYamiNoSenshi Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    430 was apparently kitty fight time.

    Damn it, it's fucking noon. I demand to know if Yami shit on a desk yet.
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  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I got DA2 for mah birfdays from mah roommate. However I have not finished DA1. TIME TO GET CRACKIN

    HOW DO YOU FUCK UP BAGELS. YOU BOIL THE WATER. PUT IN THE NOODLES
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  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Tav wrote: »
    Richy wrote: »
    Hehehehe one of the engineering students asked me to supply trivia about myself for a graduation dinner trivia game...

    "Richy likes freshmen girls, because he keeps on getting older but they stay the same age."

    That made me laugh too much.

    Echo's not bad too. Mojo: it's a girl, not a guy.

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  • electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Things which are disappointing: that "top -WTF" is not a real Unix command.

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  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Echo wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Echo wrote: »
    Wow. Rift has the worst case of chainmail bikini ever.

    I got new legs, "Fused Ringmail Legs".

    If I strip naked, I'm wearing bikini pants.

    These new "ringmail legs" are smaller than my underwear.

    So it's a pearl thong?

    Decide for yourself
    Club feet.

    Tiny head.

    Character designs are getting weird.

    At least it looks less inhuman than the new Mortal Kombat ninjas.

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    SODOMISE INTOLERANCE
    Tide goes in. Tide goes out.
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