Metzger MeisterIt Gets Worsebefore it gets any better.Registered Userregular
edited March 2011
we've all had nights like that, shank. i once passed out on someone's couch, woke up on the floor beneath a pig potted jade plant, wondered out loud "how the fuck did i get outside!?" and then immediately passed out again.
I once went out with friends at 7pm, went to a few clubs, couple of bars and pubs then finally we decided to call it a night at someone else's house. I said I was gonna go home but in my drunken stupor was convinced to take a bus "right near" this guy's place for some more drinks.
Bus ride was half an hour, the walk to his house was over an hour. Then by the time we got there, roughly 4am, we crashed and I woke up at 1pm later that day halfway through In Bruges.
so when did charlie sheen officially become played out
when did the 2 1/2 men pilot air?
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Clint EastwoodMy baby's in there someplaceShe crawled right inRegistered Userregular
edited March 2011
a worthy answer. kudos to you pip.
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Metzger MeisterIt Gets Worsebefore it gets any better.Registered Userregular
edited March 2011
how long before the US media goes back to talking about Charlie Sheen and important stuff like that instead of these stupid earthquakes and rebellions and shit GEEZE
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Tommy2Handswhat is this where am iRegistered Userregular
edited March 2011
is charlie sheen responsible for japan more on glenn beck at 8
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Zonugal(He/Him) The Holiday ArmadilloI'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered Userregular
So I just got invited to the second round of TigerBloodIntern interviews for Charlie Sheen's media assistant or what the hell ever. Anybody else just get that email?
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StraightziHere we may reign secure, and in my choice,To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered Userregular
edited March 2011
Yep.
I'm actually a terrible person for the job, so I doubt I'll be continuing.
You made no stipulation that you would continue to be a buxom girl with fists of fury in the future, and they have no way to prove that you weren't exactly as described at the time of submission.
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Bus ride was half an hour, the walk to his house was over an hour. Then by the time we got there, roughly 4am, we crashed and I woke up at 1pm later that day halfway through In Bruges.
By the time I got home it was 5pm.
my roommate coming home from the same place tripped over me and was like "you idiot the door is unlocked"
Whatever the fuck it's going to be.
fuck clint
charlie sheen flash game!
when did the 2 1/2 men pilot air?
Fucking amateurs.
charlie sheen watched the old spice guy videos
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I'm actually a terrible person for the job, so I doubt I'll be continuing.
Here was my submission:
I'm not going to participate in round 2, 'cause I lied on my application.
You didn't lie.
You altered the truth with your mind.
they'll like that, it shows initiative
"do ten rails of coke in less than a minute"
"bang two hookers whilst delivering a soliqoy on a subject of choice"
"trash a hotelroom blindfolded"
yeah i figured i messed that up.
don't worry i'll use spellcheck next time.
That third one is easy
That's the sort of thing most people could do accidentally
I mean I could probably pull off the first two accidentally as well, but that's unrelated
stumbling into things and knocking them over isn't thrashing.
there's more to it than that.
that's some pro level insufflating right there.