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Mass Effect: Garrus, Liara, Kaiden and Colonel Sanders in ME3

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  • curly haired boycurly haired boy Your Friendly Neighborhood Torgue Dealer Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    mordin's lips in that next-to-last panel are terrifying.

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  • DaSniper91DaSniper91 Registered User
    edited March 2011
    So I gotten to the part where

    late game spoilers
    Spoiler:

    That part always bugged me.

    Lets all go do this random mission that is never mentioned. lalala

  • Ad astraAd astra Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    DaSniper91 wrote: »
    So I gotten to the part where

    late game spoilers
    Spoiler:

    That part always bugged me.

    Lets all go do this random mission that is never mentioned. lalala

    Oh God, I wish I could forget that part ever existed. In a game whose main narrative is weak, that part was probably the weakest, I mean, they don't even make an attempt at justifying it. It was stupid, and lazy on Bioware's part

  • President RexPresident Rex Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I think it's implied that part is somewhat of a flashback. The mission is supposed to be the mission you just went on. Or something.

    It doesn't really make sense.


    Also, Jacob's "we got a good thing going here Shepard, let's not push it" is incredibly creepy to me.

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  • TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
  • BotznoyBotznoy Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I spent the entire comic wondering what was up with her boobs

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  • DirtyDirtyVagrantDirtyDirtyVagrant Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Do probes harvest tons of materials?? I was under the impression that your mining yield was being measured in grams.

  • President RexPresident Rex Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I certainly don't think it's tons. I don't think 500 tons of palladium is going to fit in a briefcase sitting on a table.

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  • BotznoyBotznoy Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    If i worked this out correctly 500 short ton's of palladium takes up...37799 cubic metres of space

    There is massive rounding errors but w/e

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  • TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    ALL HAIL CLEOPATRA CHAKWAS
    GOD-QUEEN OF ALL MEDICINE

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  • BasilBasil Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    If you lick Thane like a toad does your tongue turn purple?

  • chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Basil wrote: »
    If you lick Thane like a toad does your tongue turn purple?

    No.

    You just have really vivid memories of sniping people in the head.

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  • Dox the PIDox the PI Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    speaking of thane

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  • curly haired boycurly haired boy Your Friendly Neighborhood Torgue Dealer Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    dox is that chocolate milk

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  • BasilBasil Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    That's not how you drink from a glass.

  • Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Polar Warbear ˁ ͡° ᴥ ͡°ˀRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    He has a drinking problem.

  • chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Man. Airplane is a great movie.

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  • MichaelLCMichaelLC In what furnace was thy brain? ChicagoRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    TrippyJing wrote: »
    ALL HAIL CLEOPATRA CHAKWAS
    GOD-QUEEN OF ALL MEDICINE

    Those were certainly...uploaded.

    Read through the comic, and it had some interesting ideas. The ME ones were pretty good.

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    My girlfriend is going down tonight!

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  • OrcaOrca Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Botznoy wrote: »
    If i worked this out correctly 500 short ton's of palladium takes up...37799 cubic metres of space

    There is massive rounding errors but w/e

    Your calculation sounds way, way off. Metals are usually dense as all heck.

    Wolfram Alpha says it's a 2.87m per side cube. Which is still too much to comfortably fit in your back pocket, even for Shepard.

    evilthecat wrote: »
    "Bioware I want to suck on your teets of gamingness".

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  • DragkoniasDragkonias Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I always though when you surveyed you were looking for deposits and you had some kind of mining crew to pick it up.

    Which makes why you need so much even more ludicrous.

  • Casually HardcoreCasually Hardcore Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    So I beat the game for the first time

    ending spoilers:
    Spoiler:

    Did I made the right choice?

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  • DragkoniasDragkonias Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    So I beat the game for the first time

    ending spoilers:
    Spoiler:

    Did I made the right choice?

    Well...except for working with dirty, dirty Cerberus you did.

    But seriously...as long as everyone survived I would say it's cool.

  • evilthecatevilthecat Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    so I haven't gone entirely insane yet and there are still no signs of erectile dysfunction.
    Dox, you slacker, gogogo!

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  • OrcaOrca Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    evilthecat wrote: »
    so I haven't gone entirely insane yet and there are still no signs of erectile dysfunction.
    Dox, you slacker, gogogo!

    You shut your whore mouth. I want to be able to eat lunch today.

    evilthecat wrote: »
    "Bioware I want to suck on your teets of gamingness".

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  • BerkshireBerkshire Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    The last two posts are why I love this thread.

    Well, that and Mass Effect is pretty great, but mostly it's the constant calls for/against horrible, horrible NSFW fan art.

    "And don't you ever stand for that sort of thing. Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back."
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  • DarisDaris Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I need the code for that sexy femshep.... she's so cute when she acts like a big baby. <3

    Also, how far do you think Bioware will go with the media frenzy for Mass Effect 3? Fleet & Flotilla on facebook?

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  • Casually HardcoreCasually Hardcore Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Femshep is way animated way too masculine.

    Sheperd...you're wearing a dress...you may want to cross you legs or something.

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  • SkutSkutSkutSkut Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Femshep is way animated way too masculine.

    Sheperd...you're wearing a dress...you may want to cross you legs or something.

    Shepard doesn't care who sees her hooha.

    Besides, Manshep best shep.

  • DarisDaris Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    The dress is DLC. All other femshep outfits have pants. It's that simple. I'd say the devs didn't think of that, but they thought of probing Uranus and planned ahead.

    Maybe they thought it would be funny.

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  • OrcaOrca Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    The biggest problem I have with Femshep is her walk.

    She looks like she wants to grab her crotch and adjust her penis, especially when on Purgatory.

    evilthecat wrote: »
    "Bioware I want to suck on your teets of gamingness".

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  • Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot P'burg, MTRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    TrippyJing wrote: »

    you know, I liked this comic, the whole few dozen

    but why are all the female characters almost always in their underwear

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  • TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    evilthecat wrote: »
    so I haven't gone entirely insane yet and there are still no signs of erectile dysfunction.
    Dox, you slacker, gogogo!

    Are you really saying my batarian/vorcha post didn't do it for you?

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  • OrcaOrca Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    TrippyJing wrote: »

    you know, I liked this comic, the whole few dozen

    but why are all the female characters almost always in their underwear

    Dude likes drawing half-naked chicks.

    I can respect that.

    evilthecat wrote: »
    "Bioware I want to suck on your teets of gamingness".

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  • evilthecatevilthecat Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    TrippyJing wrote: »
    evilthecat wrote: »
    so I haven't gone entirely insane yet and there are still no signs of erectile dysfunction.
    Dox, you slacker, gogogo!

    Are you really saying my batarian/vorcha post didn't do it for you?

    you mean the doodle a page back?
    naah, too crude, too few details, didn't even phase me, bro.

    tip.. tip.. TALLY.. HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
  • OrcaOrca Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Daris wrote: »
    I need the code for that sexy femshep.... she's so cute when she acts like a big baby. <3

    Also, how far do you think Bioware will go with the media frenzy for Mass Effect 3? Fleet & Flotilla on facebook?

    Just going back over, which one did you want? Pancake-shep?

    evilthecat wrote: »
    "Bioware I want to suck on your teets of gamingness".

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  • BotznoyBotznoy Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Orca wrote: »
    Botznoy wrote: »
    If i worked this out correctly 500 short ton's of palladium takes up...37799 cubic metres of space

    There is massive rounding errors but w/e

    Your calculation sounds way, way off. Metals are usually dense as all heck.

    Wolfram Alpha says it's a 2.87m per side cube. Which is still too much to comfortably fit in your back pocket, even for Shepard.

    hmm, looks like i'm wrong. I ran the numbers again but just got in a tizzy, i was never taught density equations in school

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  • -Tal-Tal I am Gabe Newell, creator of Penny Arcade PM me if you want an anime subforumRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Femshep is way animated way too masculine.

    Sheperd...you're wearing a dress...you may want to cross you legs or something.

    I think this is just Shepard's personality (!!), she's a soldier and is not comfortable in a dress or at social events, which is why she's also awful at dancing

  • TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    -Tal wrote: »
    Femshep is way animated way too masculine.

    Sheperd...you're wearing a dress...you may want to cross you legs or something.

    I think this is just Shepard's personality (!!), she's a soldier and is not comfortable in a dress or at social events, which is why she's also awful at dancing

    She is also a fan of Basic Instinct, but remembers all the scenes wrong.

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  • President RexPresident Rex Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    TrippyJing wrote: »
    -Tal wrote: »
    Femshep is way animated way too masculine.

    Sheperd...you're wearing a dress...you may want to cross you legs or something.

    I think this is just Shepard's personality (!!), she's a soldier and is not comfortable in a dress or at social events, which is why she's also awful at dancing

    She is also a fan of Basic Instinct, but remembers all the scenes wrong.

    Hey, go easy on her. It came out 150 years before she was born.

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  • chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    TrippyJing wrote: »
    -Tal wrote: »
    Femshep is way animated way too masculine.

    Sheperd...you're wearing a dress...you may want to cross you legs or something.

    I think this is just Shepard's personality (!!), she's a soldier and is not comfortable in a dress or at social events, which is why she's also awful at dancing

    She is also a fan of Basic Instinct, but remembers all the scenes wrong.

    Hey, go easy on her. It came out 150 years before she was born.

    Well, 2001 came out a similar length before Jeff Moreau, and he remembers that film fairly well.

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