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Sticks carrying dogs thread (also cat [chat])

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  • wazillawazilla Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Mim wrote: »
    the only comforting thing about tonight is that a trolling attempt that took about 30 seconds is paying off in spades.

    What trolling attempt?

    Well, you see, earlier she was making fun of me because the guy i like to play in LoL got nerfed and I started crying.

    And in so doing I give her power.

    (she probably is not talking about this)

  • simonwolfsimonwolf i don't care i'd rather sink -- than swipe right for bradRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Drez wrote: »
    On a totally different note, I think I might write a self help book. What do you guys think?

    What's your killer title, that is the only way to judge a self-help book

  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot WRIGGLY OMG WRIGGLYRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Mim wrote: »
    the only comforting thing about tonight is that a trolling attempt that took about 30 seconds is paying off in spades.

    What trolling attempt?

    Ahahaha this has a lot of sophisticated backstory behind it and I'm not sure how to tl;dr it while capturing the deliciousness

    basically these ladies who have fucked me are still trying to be my 'friends', and by that i mean maintain control over my life in petty and malicious ways. since i've blocked them from nearly every possible mode of communication what they've been doing is logging on the account of a mutual friend to look at my wall

    so there are a couple of status updates basically going 'naaaaaaaaahhhh' at them

    and the mutual friends thing is going both ways, so i know for a fact they are losing their shit

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    simonwolf wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    On a totally different note, I think I might write a self help book. What do you guys think?

    What's your killer title, that is the only way to judge a self-help book

    Wait Until Tomorrow Before Killing Yourself

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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot WRIGGLY OMG WRIGGLYRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    wazilla wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    the only comforting thing about tonight is that a trolling attempt that took about 30 seconds is paying off in spades.

    What trolling attempt?

    Well, you see, earlier she was making fun of me because the guy i like to play in LoL got nerfed and I started crying.

    And in so doing I give her power.

    (she probably is not talking about this)

    it's okay if you play lol with me i'll teach you how to be a pro

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  • MimMim Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Mim wrote: »
    the only comforting thing about tonight is that a trolling attempt that took about 30 seconds is paying off in spades.

    What trolling attempt?

    Ahahaha this has a lot of sophisticated backstory behind it and I'm not sure how to tl;dr it while capturing the deliciousness

    basically these ladies who have fucked me are still trying to be my 'friends', and by that i mean maintain control over my life in petty and malicious ways. since i've blocked them from nearly every possible mode of communication what they've been doing is logging on the account of a mutual friend to look at my wall

    so there are a couple of status updates basically going 'naaaaaaaaahhhh' at them

    and the mutual friends thing is going both ways, so i know for a fact they are losing their shit

    Were these the ladies Pony was talking about? When he was going on about the woman group you hung out with that basically (in his words, but I'm paraphrasing probably to a mass extent and that I apologize) they weren't really helping in moving on they really just wanted to talk about men as if they were the source of all problems? Then when you tried to move beyond that they got all huffy with you?

    boobpoke.jpg FREE HENROID
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck bridge and scrunnel Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Mim wrote: »
    the only comforting thing about tonight is that a trolling attempt that took about 30 seconds is paying off in spades.

    What trolling attempt?

    Ahahaha this has a lot of sophisticated backstory behind it and I'm not sure how to tl;dr it while capturing the deliciousness

    basically these ladies who have fucked me are still trying to be my 'friends', and by that i mean maintain control over my life in petty and malicious ways. since i've blocked them from nearly every possible mode of communication what they've been doing is logging on the account of a mutual friend to look at my wall

    so there are a couple of status updates basically going 'naaaaaaaaahhhh' at them

    and the mutual friends thing is going both ways, so i know for a fact they are losing their shit

    cass this is Rebecca

    even though you are saying mean things I still want to be your friend

    but you've got to come shopping with us on Saturday and bring your moms credit card

    xoxo

  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck bridge and scrunnel Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    tell me if you want to lol god damn it cass

  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot WRIGGLY OMG WRIGGLYRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Mim wrote: »
    the only comforting thing about tonight is that a trolling attempt that took about 30 seconds is paying off in spades.

    What trolling attempt?

    Ahahaha this has a lot of sophisticated backstory behind it and I'm not sure how to tl;dr it while capturing the deliciousness

    basically these ladies who have fucked me are still trying to be my 'friends', and by that i mean maintain control over my life in petty and malicious ways. since i've blocked them from nearly every possible mode of communication what they've been doing is logging on the account of a mutual friend to look at my wall

    so there are a couple of status updates basically going 'naaaaaaaaahhhh' at them

    and the mutual friends thing is going both ways, so i know for a fact they are losing their shit

    cass this is Rebecca

    even though you are saying mean things I still want to be your friend

    but you've got to come shopping with us on Saturday and bring your moms credit card

    xoxo

    oh no

    they've infiltrated even my most intimate social circles

    I guess there's only one way out of this

    /thousand yard stare, opens drawer, takes out revolver with a single bullet

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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot WRIGGLY OMG WRIGGLYRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    tell me if you want to lol god damn it cass

    I'M SITTING IN THE LOL GAME WAITING FOR YOU TO LOG ON AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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  • simonwolfsimonwolf i don't care i'd rather sink -- than swipe right for bradRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Drez wrote: »
    simonwolf wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    On a totally different note, I think I might write a self help book. What do you guys think?

    What's your killer title, that is the only way to judge a self-help book

    Wait Until Tomorrow Before Killing Yourself

    poifect, I'll take ten copies

  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Mim wrote: »
    the only comforting thing about tonight is that a trolling attempt that took about 30 seconds is paying off in spades.

    What trolling attempt?

    Ahahaha this has a lot of sophisticated backstory behind it and I'm not sure how to tl;dr it while capturing the deliciousness

    basically these ladies who have fucked me are still trying to be my 'friends', and by that i mean maintain control over my life in petty and malicious ways. since i've blocked them from nearly every possible mode of communication what they've been doing is logging on the account of a mutual friend to look at my wall

    so there are a couple of status updates basically going 'naaaaaaaaahhhh' at them

    and the mutual friends thing is going both ways, so i know for a fact they are losing their shit

    cass this is Rebecca

    even though you are saying mean things I still want to be your friend

    but you've got to come shopping with us on Saturday and bring your moms credit card

    xoxo

    oh no

    they've infiltrated even my most intimate social circles

    I guess there's only one way out of this

    /thousand yard stare, opens drawer, takes out revolver with a single bullet

    But you can only kill all three of them with one bullet if they all post on your Facebook page one after another.

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  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    SERENITY NOW!

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck bridge and scrunnel Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    oh no I have been squandering my time killing dragons for ages

    I will log on

  • wazillawazilla Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I'm p good at LoL.

  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Rogue Coral Springs, FLRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Pop quiz, image A or image B as signature material:
    Spoiler:

    fiV9i14.jpg
    蒼く咲く華 日は灯り 天に流れる | Kill The Past
  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot WRIGGLY OMG WRIGGLYRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    wazilla wrote: »
    I'm p good at LoL.

    i am by far the best lol player

    i am secretly hotshotgg

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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck bridge and scrunnel Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    you're not even on vent you god damn liar

  • simonwolfsimonwolf i don't care i'd rather sink -- than swipe right for bradRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    Pop quiz, image A or image B as signature material:
    Spoiler:

    bee bee bee

  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot WRIGGLY OMG WRIGGLYRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Mim wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    the only comforting thing about tonight is that a trolling attempt that took about 30 seconds is paying off in spades.

    What trolling attempt?

    Ahahaha this has a lot of sophisticated backstory behind it and I'm not sure how to tl;dr it while capturing the deliciousness

    basically these ladies who have fucked me are still trying to be my 'friends', and by that i mean maintain control over my life in petty and malicious ways. since i've blocked them from nearly every possible mode of communication what they've been doing is logging on the account of a mutual friend to look at my wall

    so there are a couple of status updates basically going 'naaaaaaaaahhhh' at them

    and the mutual friends thing is going both ways, so i know for a fact they are losing their shit

    Were these the ladies Pony was talking about? When he was going on about the woman group you hung out with that basically (in his words, but I'm paraphrasing probably to a mass extent and that I apologize) they weren't really helping in moving on they really just wanted to talk about men as if they were the source of all problems? Then when you tried to move beyond that they got all huffy with you?

    Oh God fucking pie circle. Yes, same ladies, but the rabbit hole goes deeper. It's a long story and I'm too frustrated to go over the fine details.

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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot WRIGGLY OMG WRIGGLYRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    you're not even on vent you god damn liar

    i said i was in lol, as in the game league of legends

    i know this is complicated for you because you're a man

    misaaaaandry

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  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy Fighting the War on String Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    urgot is so op now

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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Rogue Coral Springs, FLRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    simonwolf wrote: »
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    Pop quiz, image A or image B as signature material:
    Spoiler:

    bee bee bee

    Was thinking that too. I wanted something from this:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGVYHkmujHM

    This is the best song on his new album, but you have to hear the full version afterward.

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    蒼く咲く華 日は灯り 天に流れる | Kill The Past
  • wazillawazilla Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    wazilla wrote: »
    I'm p good at LoL.

    i am by far the best lol player

    i am secretly hotshotgg

    OH EM GEE PRESENT DICK FOR SUCKING PLZ

    THEN PUT MY DICK SUCKING ABILITIES ON SOME SORT OF TIER LIST

  • Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Harrisonburg, VARegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Mim wrote: »
    the only comforting thing about tonight is that a trolling attempt that took about 30 seconds is paying off in spades.

    What trolling attempt?

    Ahahaha this has a lot of sophisticated backstory behind it and I'm not sure how to tl;dr it while capturing the deliciousness

    basically these ladies who have fucked me are still trying to be my 'friends', and by that i mean maintain control over my life in petty and malicious ways. since i've blocked them from nearly every possible mode of communication what they've been doing is logging on the account of a mutual friend to look at my wall

    so there are a couple of status updates basically going 'naaaaaaaaahhhh' at them

    and the mutual friends thing is going both ways, so i know for a fact they are losing their shit

    cass this is Rebecca

    even though you are saying mean things I still want to be your friend

    but you've got to come shopping with us on Saturday and bring your moms credit card

    xoxo

    oh no

    they've infiltrated even my most intimate social circles

    I guess there's only one way out of this

    /thousand yard stare, opens drawer, takes out revolver with a single bullet

    /flips table

    /shoots table

  • WashWash Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Well CJ I don't have a preference, but I will say that picking either of those images is a creative way to come out. Good for you!

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  • MimMim Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    People want trigger warnings and gender neutral pronouns on the english armadillo meme. Trigger Warning for the meme postings that end in "kill self".

    boobpoke.jpg FREE HENROID
  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot WRIGGLY OMG WRIGGLYRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    what is the english armadillo meme

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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Rogue Coral Springs, FLRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Well CJ I don't have a preference, but I will say that picking either of those images is a creative way to come out. Good for you!

    I happen to be straight, but if I weren't, I could do worse than BT.

    fiV9i14.jpg
    蒼く咲く華 日は灯り 天に流れる | Kill The Past
  • MimMim Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Mim wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    the only comforting thing about tonight is that a trolling attempt that took about 30 seconds is paying off in spades.

    What trolling attempt?

    Ahahaha this has a lot of sophisticated backstory behind it and I'm not sure how to tl;dr it while capturing the deliciousness

    basically these ladies who have fucked me are still trying to be my 'friends', and by that i mean maintain control over my life in petty and malicious ways. since i've blocked them from nearly every possible mode of communication what they've been doing is logging on the account of a mutual friend to look at my wall

    so there are a couple of status updates basically going 'naaaaaaaaahhhh' at them

    and the mutual friends thing is going both ways, so i know for a fact they are losing their shit

    Were these the ladies Pony was talking about? When he was going on about the woman group you hung out with that basically (in his words, but I'm paraphrasing probably to a mass extent and that I apologize) they weren't really helping in moving on they really just wanted to talk about men as if they were the source of all problems? Then when you tried to move beyond that they got all huffy with you?

    Oh God fucking pie circle. Yes, same ladies, but the rabbit hole goes deeper. It's a long story and I'm too frustrated to go over the fine details.

    that's cool (as in you not wanting to go over the fine details), I was just wondering if they were the same ones.

    boobpoke.jpg FREE HENROID
  • simonwolfsimonwolf i don't care i'd rather sink -- than swipe right for bradRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Mim wrote: »
    People want trigger warnings and gender neutral pronouns on the english armadillo meme. Trigger Warning for the meme postings that end in "kill self".

    goddamn it

    why is everything good ruined by these people

  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    trigger warning: suicide (comedy, but I might as well offer the warning, and no I'm not being a smart ass):

    simonwolf wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    simonwolf wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    On a totally different note, I think I might write a self help book. What do you guys think?

    What's your killer title, that is the only way to judge a self-help book

    Wait Until Tomorrow Before Killing Yourself

    poifect, I'll take ten copies
    Chapter One: Procrastinated Suicide Theory

    So, you want to kill yourself. Well you're not alone. At least dozens, maybe hundreds, of humans think about death every day. Every minute of every day. Someone is thinking about it right now. Someone other than you who is reading this book. Maybe that person is also reading this book. I don't know. I guess it depends on how well my publisher promotes this book. But whatever. The point is, lots of people think about death every day. At least dozens.

    So you're not alone.

    However that has nothing to do with this chapter.

    Have you ever just sat in your bedroom staring at the ceiling mentally ticking off all the things that have gone wrong in your life, all the debt you've accumulated, all the things you haven't done with your life, all the energy you have to expend just to get through this miserable, pathetic day even though it's already 3:00 in the afternoon and all you've done is lie there all day wallowing in agony and self-pity?

    Well Procrastinated Suicide Theory is in the same vein! Simply add your thoughts of killing yourself to the end of this same list of things and voila! you'll just put it off like everything else.

    For the past 47 years, every day I've woken up and just stared at the flames flickering over that oil drum, thinking "this will be the day when I won't do X, Y, Z, or kill myself, even though I really probably should..." And then I smile, and pull the Glad bags back over my head, and pretend I am somewhere, anywhere else.

    The power of Procrastinated Suicide Theory should be obvious. You've already spent your ENTIRE LIFE not doing ANYTHING, so why start now! Just tell yourself you'll do it tomorrow. And then tomorrow you'll tell yourself that you'll just get to it the next day. And the day after that, guess what you'll do? Just like everything else you've always meant to do with your life, this will never get done either. You'll live forever. It's a simple trick, and it works.

    Thoughts?

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  • TavTav Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
  • simonwolfsimonwolf i don't care i'd rather sink -- than swipe right for bradRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Drez it's a masterpiece

  • MimMim Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    simonwolf wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    People want trigger warnings and gender neutral pronouns on the english armadillo meme. Trigger Warning for the meme postings that end in "kill self".

    goddamn it

    why is everything good ruined by these people

    I don't want to make anyone like, feel bad about themselves. For awhile I was all "maybe I should end it all" and then someone in another sub forum told me to kill myself over something else (they didn't know I was really contemplating it) so I can see their point. However, the meme I don't feel is to hurt someone. I don't know, its a fine line.

    boobpoke.jpg FREE HENROID
  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I will buy ten copies of that book.

  • EddyEddy pale Gengars I loved beside Cerulean CaveRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot WRIGGLY OMG WRIGGLYRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    if i wasn't all punched out i would be an avatar of rage, existing only to spread death and destruction

    as it is i'm sullenly drinking my coke and reading lol lore

    could be worse, man.

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Eddy wrote: »
    McDonald's is right there

    but so is Wendy's

    The choice is clear, then. (Wendy's.)

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