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  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Once more into the breach Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Randall Monroe should give up XKCD, which is unfunny, and instead spend all his time on making infographics, which he is good at.

    Donkey Kong on
    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Aaron and I are nagging each other.

    I want him to go make me lunch while I do important stuff like lounge in bed

    He wants me to come into the kitchen and help him make bagels

    HOW DO YOU FUCK UP BAGELS

    YOU BOIL THE WATER

    PUT IN THE NOODLES

    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot on
  • ArchArch doctor of beetle bugs Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
  • ArchArch doctor of beetle bugs Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Aaron and I are nagging each other.

    I want him to go make me lunch while I do important stuff like lounge in bed

    He wants me to come into the kitchen and help him make bagels

    HOW DO YOU FUCK UP BAGELS

    YOU BOIL THE WATER

    PUT IN THE NOODLES

    i have been making bagels wrong forever

    Arch on
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  • FeralFeral That's what I do. I drink, and I know things. Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Randall Monroe should give up XKCD, which is unfunny, and instead spend all his time on making infographics, which he is good at.

    I'm guessing you saw the radiation chart?

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo A lemon squeezed in the salty fist of Poseidon Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    HOW DO YOU FUCK UP BAGELS

    YOU BOIL THE WATER

    PUT IN THE NOODLES

    Noodles? Eh? Get your ass to the kitchen, shit has gone wrong.

    Mojo_Jojo on
    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • SheepSheep Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2011
    Arch. You're a scientist.

    How come sometimes puss is thick and flan like and sometimes it's loose and oily and gooey?

    Sheep on
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  • FeralFeral That's what I do. I drink, and I know things. Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    You know what's fucking hilarious? I just looked up digital milligram scales on Amazon.

    Customers Who Bought This Item Also Bought:

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    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • DaxonDaxon Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Arch wrote: »
    also manduca sexta is so cute
    Tomato-Horn-Worm-%E2%93%92-Tim-Geiss-IMG_8092.jpg

    That actually really looks like that caterpillar pokemon that evolves into metapod.

    It is pretty damn adorable.

    Daxon on
  • ArchArch doctor of beetle bugs Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Sheep wrote: »
    Arch. You're a scientist.

    How come sometimes puss is thick and flan like and sometimes it's loose and oily and gooey?

    i would wager to say

    more or less neutrophils or dead cells in one versus the other

    also maybe more or less oils in one?

    fuck if i know ask daxon hes a doctor

    Arch on
  • ZampanovZampanov You May Not Go Home Until Tonight Has Been MagicalRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Aaron and I are nagging each other.

    I want him to go make me lunch while I do important stuff like lounge in bed

    He wants me to come into the kitchen and help him make bagels

    HOW DO YOU FUCK UP BAGELS

    YOU BOIL THE WATER

    PUT IN THE NOODLES

    canada is weird

    Zampanov on
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    PSN/XBL: Zampanov -- Steam: Zampanov
  • SheepSheep Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2011
    Feral wrote: »
    Randall Monroe should give up XKCD, which is unfunny, and instead spend all his time on making infographics, which he is good at.

    I'm guessing you saw the radiation chart?

    The one about getting little snippets of bio every time you waste someone in an FPS was pretty funny.

    Sheep on
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  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Once more into the breach Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Feral wrote: »
    Randall Monroe should give up XKCD, which is unfunny, and instead spend all his time on making infographics, which he is good at.

    I'm guessing you saw the radiation chart?

    I saw it yesterday and also remembered a few other charts, like the gravity wells chart.

    Donkey Kong on
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  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
  • ZampanovZampanov You May Not Go Home Until Tonight Has Been MagicalRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Sheep wrote: »
    Arch. You're a scientist.

    How come sometimes puss is thick and flan like and sometimes it's loose and oily and gooey?

    I read this waaaaaaay differently than intended

    Zampanov on
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    PSN/XBL: Zampanov -- Steam: Zampanov
  • Rear Admiral ChocoRear Admiral Choco Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Aaron and I are nagging each other.

    I want him to go make me lunch while I do important stuff like lounge in bed

    He wants me to come into the kitchen and help him make bagels

    HOW DO YOU FUCK UP BAGELS

    YOU BOIL THE WATER

    PUT IN THE NOODLES

    Man I want you to come into the kitchen because you rejected my original offer of bagels

    Come take a look-see at what's there and make your counter-offer or bagels it is

    Rear Admiral Choco on
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  • YamiNoSenshiYamiNoSenshi Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    You can buy bear traps on Amazon. Just putting that out there.

    YamiNoSenshi on
    Damn it, it's fucking noon. I demand to know if Yami shit on a desk yet.
  • bowenbowen beso el culo shitlord in residenceRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Wait. Why would someone buy a tub of caffeine? What...?

    bowen on
    Warning: I am a programmer/sysop. Do not take my word as law in any other fields, it is not professional advice.
  • ArchArch doctor of beetle bugs Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Sheep wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Randall Monroe should give up XKCD, which is unfunny, and instead spend all his time on making infographics, which he is good at.

    I'm guessing you saw the radiation chart?

    The one about getting little snippets of bio every time you waste someone in an FPS was pretty funny.

    welcome to

    having an overactive imagination and playing video games

    that shit runs through my head all the time

    Arch on
  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    You can buy bear traps on Amazon. Just putting that out there.

    41sFwCnhXKL.jpg ?

    Yeah, no self respecting bear could resist that sexy sleepwear.

    Ludious on
  • ArchArch doctor of beetle bugs Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    okay what the hell facebook

    when i login and close the tab with facebook in it, and then try to navigate back to facebook

    it gets stuck in some constant refresh loop that makes no sense

    but if i clear my cache/cookies it can go back to facebook just fine

    what is the deal here

    Arch on
  • YamiNoSenshiYamiNoSenshi Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Arch wrote: »
    Sheep wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Randall Monroe should give up XKCD, which is unfunny, and instead spend all his time on making infographics, which he is good at.

    I'm guessing you saw the radiation chart?

    The one about getting little snippets of bio every time you waste someone in an FPS was pretty funny.

    welcome to

    having an overactive imagination and playing video games

    that shit runs through my head all the time

    682802964_8CjvU-L.jpg

    Edit: Until I played it, I thought the first panel was just made up gibberish.

    YamiNoSenshi on
    Damn it, it's fucking noon. I demand to know if Yami shit on a desk yet.
  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Aaron and I are nagging each other.

    I want him to go make me lunch while I do important stuff like lounge in bed

    He wants me to come into the kitchen and help him make bagels

    HOW DO YOU FUCK UP BAGELS

    YOU BOIL THE WATER

    PUT IN THE NOODLES

    Man I want you to come into the kitchen because you rejected my original offer of bagels

    Come take a look-see at what's there and make your counter-offer or bagels it is

    ok, i'll get up, but only because i have to poop

    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot on
  • SheepSheep Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2011
    Daxon. You're a doctor.

    How come sometimes puss is thick and flan like and sometimes it's loose and oily and gooey?

    Sheep on
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  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2011
    Randall's radiation chart is fantastic.

    JustinSane07 on
  • ArchArch doctor of beetle bugs Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    sorry i lied apparently it is just my cookies that are causing facebook to have fits

    i dont know why

    Arch on
  • YamiNoSenshiYamiNoSenshi Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Arch wrote: »
    sorry i lied apparently it is just my cookies that are causing facebook to have fits

    i dont know why

    Even Facebook hates oatmeal raisin.

    YamiNoSenshi on
    Damn it, it's fucking noon. I demand to know if Yami shit on a desk yet.
  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Sheep wrote: »
    Daxon. You're a doctor.

    How come sometimes puss is thick and flan like and sometimes it's loose and oily and gooey?

    dude i dont know sometimes i am just that way okay

    Gooey on
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  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2011
    Hey Arch, you're a scientist.

    What's the deal with airline food?!

    JustinSane07 on
  • DynagripDynagrip destroy everything you touch Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2011
    i do not feel like going out to get lunch but if i do not eat i will eventually pass out.

    Dynagrip on
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  • ArchArch doctor of beetle bugs Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Hey Arch, you're a scientist.

    What's the deal with airline food?!

    it tastes bad so you dont notice the chemicals in it to make you sleep so we harvest your organs

    but i have said too much

    Arch on
  • bowenbowen beso el culo shitlord in residenceRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Sheep wrote: »
    Daxon. You're a doctor.

    How come sometimes puss is thick and flan like and sometimes it's loose and oily and gooey?

    The situations in where the pus is being exuded have a play in that. Sometimes it smells, sometimes it's thick, sometimes it's runny, etc.

    bowen on
    Warning: I am a programmer/sysop. Do not take my word as law in any other fields, it is not professional advice.
  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo A lemon squeezed in the salty fist of Poseidon Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Sheep wrote: »
    Daxon. You're a doctor.

    How come sometimes puss is thick and flan like and sometimes it's loose and oily and gooey?

    It's to do with whether your humours are in proper alignment. We may need to apply leeches.

    Mojo_Jojo on
    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Once more into the breach Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Pus has one s, Sheep. Puss is a cat or a vagina.

    Donkey Kong on
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  • ArchArch doctor of beetle bugs Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    fuck you facebook i dont want to enable cookies

    goddamit zuckerberg

    Arch on
  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    has there ever been a real case of someone having an organ stolen or is that just urban legend stuff

    Gooey on
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  • DaxonDaxon Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Sheep wrote: »
    Daxon. You're a doctor.

    How come sometimes puss is thick and flan like and sometimes it's loose and oily and gooey?

    I know it depends on the cell and protein content of the pus.

    Fuck knows what alters that, dunno if anyone has done any research. Can't really think of any time that would have any diagnostic value so probably won't have research done into it.

    Daxon on
  • ArchArch doctor of beetle bugs Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    what the fuck is this bullshit

    someone who is internet better explain

    facebook is having a problem loading if i haven't cleared my cookies out, yet it needs cookies enabled to browse

    i dont get it

    Arch on
  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Arch wrote: »
    what the fuck is this bullshit

    someone who is internet better explain

    facebook is having a problem loading if i haven't cleared my cookies out, yet it needs cookies enabled to browse

    i dont get it

    did you try different cookies

    double stuf oreos perhaps

    Gooey on
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