Zeboyd Games (Breath of Death VII: The Beginning, Cthulhu Saves the World) is proud to announce their upcoming RPG, the Final Fantasy XIII remake for the XBox Live Indie Games platform.
“Although Final Fantasy XIII was one of the most highly respected games a year or two before its release, even the most diehard Final Fantasy fans today agree that it hasn’t aged well,” said Zeboyd Games founder, Robert Boyd. “We at Zeboyd Games are excited to be a part of the effort to bring this game up to modern standards of pacing, gameplay, story, and general non-suckiness.”
“Sure, it will be difficult to get all the content in under 50MB limit, but thanks to our experience with the Crystal Stick Figure engine that Zeboyd Games pioneered in Molly the Were-Zompire, we feel up to the task.”
“As the artist and level designer on the team,” says Bill Stiernberg (the artist and level designer on the team), “I can assure you that the graphics under the Stick Figure Engine will produce high quality, high def Stick Figure iterations of your favorite FFXIII characters. The game maps have been successfully ported as well, as there was very little lost in the translation to the straight and narrow aspects of the Stick Figure engine.”
The Final Fantasy XIII remake will be released approximately 6 months after Zeboyd Games says it will. Suggested price is 80 MS points or $1 USD.
1911 button isn't available on all videos.. if it's like the text one, the video has to be processed for the alternate version, so they only do popular ones first and then process ones people are actually viewing.
I love some of the multiple choice answers. For example, for the Bill weapon:
bill
william
billy
willy
will
Also the Bohemian Ear Spoon, Bohemian Backscratcher, and Coast Guard Spork. I think I'll have to add the Coast Guard Spork to one of my fantasy RPGs someday.
Apparently Gamestop is selling a game called Fightin Frogs today for low price of $9,000.01
Someone at Gamestop has [strike]a horrible[/strike] an amazing sense of humor.
This was a 4chan (I want to say?) troll thing where they'd give a number to a gamestop/target/etc. and have people call them asking if they had Battletoads for 360 (or whatever current system.)
It's pretty good.
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"It's over 9000!" is an internet meme that grew famous after Dragon Ball Z used it in an episode as some kind of "Holy crap he is powered up over the 9000th level" or something.
I'm not positive on that, I'd google "over 9000" if I were you, I shoul dnot be truste.d
I love some of the multiple choice answers. For example, for the Bill weapon:
bill
william
billy
willy
will
Also the Bohemian Ear Spoon, Bohemian Backscratcher, and Coast Guard Spork. I think I'll have to add the Coast Guard Spork to one of my fantasy RPGs someday.
Just like the pranks themselves, it's become a tradition each and every year to complain about the pranks and the ensuing confusion that results from trying to determine if Pokemon Kart Wii is real. In order to make sure you aren't falling into the trap of believing that you can play StarCraft with Kinect or can throw feces in Duke Nukem Forever (actually, we're not so sure about that one), we've compiled a list of this year's pranks (along with links) below. We'll be updating the story throughout the day to make sure you stay apprised of what's a prank and what's not. If we've missed any, feel free to drop a link in the comments to let us know. Enjoy!
The Pranks - Havens of Lies!
* Halo Dance Central Trailer
* StarCraft Coming to Kinect (Blizzard)
* A World of Warcraft Dungeon Helper (Blizzard)
* World of Warcraft's New Pitch-Black Dungeon (Blizzard)
* Diablo's Horadric Cube iPhone App (Blizzard)
* 3D Glasses for 3DS (Nyko)
* Harmonix Trades CEO in at GameStop (Harmonix)
* Portal 2 Single-Player Demo (FilePlanet)
* Star Wars: The Old Republic Translated for Wookiees (BioWare)
* King Arthur Headed to Vietnam (Paradox Interactive)
* An Unusual New Guild Wars 2 Profession (NCSoft)
* Copernicus Qwark's Very Own Game (Insomniac Games)
* Duke Nukem Forever Lets You Fling Feces (Gearbox Software)
* The New Social Network, My.Face (Splash Damage)
* The Killzone 3 Cloaked Edition (Guerrilla Games)
* Super Monkey Ball Now a Cube (Sega)
* Monday Night Combat as an Overhead Shooter (Uber Entertainment)
* The Witcher 2's Follow-Up, Two-Hour RPG (CD Projekt Red)
* Angry Birds Pork Rinds (ThinkGeek)
* "The Gold Edition" Line of Accessories (Astro Gaming)
* Resident Evil Creator Action Figure (Tango Gameworks)
* Minecraft Gets Microtransactions (Mojang)
* The First Gaming Bio-Exoskeleton (Razer)
* Forsaken World's Twilight Crossover (Perfect World)
* City of Heroes is Running Out of XP (NCSoft)
* Bungie's New Facebook Game (Bungie)
* The Million Dollar Controller (Evil Controllers)
* A New Total War Game Set 65 Million Years Ago (The Creative Assembly)
* Envelotech, the Truly Immersive Gaming Experience (Telltale Games)
* Gus Johnson the Permanent Voice of EA Sports, and More (4th String)
* The Handwritten Game Site (Destructoid)
* Chess Gets Patches (Rock, Paper, Shotgun)
* No Post-Game "GG" Earns StarCraft Players a Loss (Blizzard)
* Tilt to Live Easter (One Man Left)
* GameStop's Exclusive $9,000 Game (GameStop)
* The PlayWrite Gaming Tablet (Big Fish Games)
* #PotatoFoolsDay (Valve, et al)
* Control Your Pets with Pet Pal (Gameloft)
BONUS - Japanese Pranks!
* The 4.5 Ton Arcade Game (Taito)
* The 3D Adult Gaming Machine (Illusion)
I think that the comments section for the article has some that weren't included too.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_gpl8dwuuk
I was sorta excited about it.
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ha ha, jesus
7/22
I got glaive-guisarme right but I got spear wrong
17/22
first try
didn't look a thing up
I'm not sure if I should be proud of this
I believe you never owned a Voodoo 5 then? :P
That was the box art. The late 90's fuck yes!
That you correctly identified 17 different weapons used to kill people? I would would think you should be proud!
Download the gametype:
http://www.bungie.net/Stats/Reach/FileDetails.aspx?fid=15992988
Download a compatible map (only works on Forgeworld made
http://www.bungie.net/Stats/Reach/FileDetails.aspx?fid=15992964
Holy shit.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aP4fWMLofvo
Qualcomm does an April Fool's video every year. This year's isn't as funny as their Wolfpigeons/Sharkfalcons one, but I love the background scene in 1:15:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3f-OoUG1xw
On Follw.it, every user now has a Futurama Brain Slug on their head.
18/22
I'm gonna blame Diablo II for this.
Do... Re... Mi... So... Fa.... Do... Re.... Do...
Forget it...
bill
william
billy
willy
will
Also the Bohemian Ear Spoon, Bohemian Backscratcher, and Coast Guard Spork. I think I'll have to add the Coast Guard Spork to one of my fantasy RPGs someday.
Awesome.
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Edit: Seems it WAS mentioned. Disregard, then.
I thought that was only for the recent one. Awesome.
Steam: pazython
Someone at Gamestop has a horrible sense of humor.
It's pretty good.
Edit: don't let the exclamation point fool you into believing that I get amusement out of reiterating a meme from a show I never cared about.
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I assume it's over 9000.
I'm not positive on that, I'd google "over 9000" if I were you, I shoul dnot be truste.d
This is the origin, here you go.
Well not origin, but something like that.
Bohemian Ear Spoon is an actual polearm.
That is the best any of us can aspire to.
1UP April Fools Pranks Round-Up
I think that the comments section for the article has some that weren't included too.