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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Octoparrot wrote: »
    Go Dunkel! Hefe-Weiss taste like antiseptic.

    I have a Dunkel in my fridge, waiting patiently to be consumed

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  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Well fuckballs. That work thing is today. Guess I gotta go get ready for it.

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2011
  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Kagera wrote: »
    See I though Cass was Pony joking about getting so much money he was going to buy a forum member.

    This collection of words in this sequence makes no fucking sense.

    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot on
  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2011
    man, these new LoL characters are all so lame

    they were so much cooler back in the day

    Nerdgasmic on
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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    man, these new LoL characters are all so lame

    they were so much cooler back in the day

    come here son

    it's time for a whuppin

    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot on
  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Kagera wrote: »
    See I though Cass was Pony joking about getting so much money he was going to buy a forum member.

    You'd be surprised how cheap it is to purchase another human being

    Eddy on
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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2011
    Kagera wrote: »
    See I though Cass was Pony joking about getting so much money he was going to buy a forum member.

    This collection of words in this sequence makes no fucking sense.

    he thought you made the post with that video of some guy getting a lot of money and not Pony, and that your post about buying Nocture referred to the forumer

    Nerdgasmic on
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  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Kagera wrote: »
    See I though Cass was Pony joking about getting so much money he was going to buy a forum member.

    This collection of words in this sequence makes no fucking sense.

    To be fair 'though' should be thought.

    But the rest makes sense because your av/sig combos both have colored borders. Also the pink reminds me of Pony's old av/sig.

    Kagera on
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  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »

    so how hot did it get in hawaii today? 100? 110?

    Seems to be about 70 here in the shade. Maybe 75.

    Quid on
  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    See I though Cass was Pony joking about getting so much money he was going to buy a forum member.

    This collection of words in this sequence makes no fucking sense.

    he thought you made the post with that video of some guy getting a lot of money and not Pony, and that your post about buying Nocture referred to the forumer

    Oh, I already own all three Edwards/Eddys. I force them to repeat scenes from the classic 'Ed, Edd and Eddy' on pain of death.

    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot on
  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    So much pink

    so..much..pink

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2011
    they had Ed, Edd and Eddy in Canada? :shock:

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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Kagera wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    See I though Cass was Pony joking about getting so much money he was going to buy a forum member.

    This collection of words in this sequence makes no fucking sense.

    To be fair 'though' should be thought.

    But the rest makes sense because your av/sig combos both have colored borders. Also the pink reminds me of Pony's old av/sig.

    But Pony is a bro and I'm a noble activist. :x

    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot on
  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Sup catholic nerds.

    Cinders on
  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    man, these new LoL characters are all so lame

    they were so much cooler back in the day

    ya dood the initial champion offering was so cool and original and fun to play

    oh wait

    Eddy on
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  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2011
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    they had Ed, Edd and Eddy in Canada? :shock:

    We had it here too dawg

    Honk on
  • HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    MyDcmbr wrote: »
    Argh

    I'm supposed to go see a new band a friend is the drummer for tonight. Which is cool because he's fantastic but I haven't had a chance to see him play in quite awhile So yay, right?

    However now but the friend I was supposed to go with has to go to karoke with her family tonight for an undetermined amount of time. Only other friend that doesn't have kids/isn't out of town/isn't working isn't going to go because she dated the drummer and it ended... poorly (no, seriously it was embarassingly bad so I donn't really blame her)

    So now I have pretty much no idea what the plan is for tonight =\

    I'll go!

    Wait... where do you live?

    Hahaha, I'm guessing that'd be a bit of a commute. (Fargo, North Dakota)

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  • emnmnmeemnmnme Heard about this on conservative radio:Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Today's Wonderella was funny.

    http://nonadventures.com/

    emnmnme on
  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I want to go home and play deadly premonition. Or go to sleep. Either is good.

    Cinders on
  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Today's Wonderella was funny.

    http://nonadventures.com/

    Honestly I've never found Wonderella funny

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  • emnmnmeemnmnme Heard about this on conservative radio:Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Posted in the western animation thread

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2jTogBrWrA

    This means war, Japan. We're going to Americanize your precious Pokemon in retaliation.

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  • MyDcmbrMyDcmbr Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Cinders wrote: »
    I want to go home and play deadly premonition. Or go to sleep. Either is good.

    I just want to go home.

    But I will stop and buy some beer on the way.

    Then I will consume it.

    Then I will sleep.

    Then I will come back to work tomorrow.

    :(

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    Steam
    So we get stiff once in a while. So we have a little fun. What’s wrong with that? This is a free country, isn’t it? I can take my panda any place I want to. And if I wanna buy it a drink, that’s my business.
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    As a somewhat curved male, I find the term "straight male" offensive.

    Drez on
  • HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    MyDcmbr wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    I want to go home and play deadly premonition. Or go to sleep. Either is good.

    I just want to go home.

    But I will stop and buy some beer on the way.

    Then I will consume it.

    Then I will sleep.

    Then I will come back to work tomorrow.

    :(

    This sounds suspiciously like what my night will be.

    Are you me tonight?

    (I've got tomorrow and monday off though!)

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  • emnmnmeemnmnme Heard about this on conservative radio:Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Drez wrote: »
    As a somewhat curved male, I find the term "straight male" offensive.

    Curved ... male? Are we talking about erections here?

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  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2011
    I didn't bother to read that article, but I am curious as to how having gay options is in any way neglecting straight males.

    Honk on
  • HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    As a somewhat curved male, I find the term "straight male" offensive.

    Curved ... male? Are we talking about erections here?

    No

    But we should be

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Honk wrote: »
    I didn't bother to read that article, but I am curious as to how having gay options is in any way neglecting straight males.

    A cock can only be in one place at any given time

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  • ThomamelasThomamelas Now you run on home to your mother, and tell her tell her everything's all right. And there aren't any more guns in the valley. Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Drez wrote: »
    As a somewhat curved male, I find the term "straight male" offensive.

    Drez we've seen that ass of yours. I promise you that there is nothing curved about. That ass is so flat that we can use it as a level.

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  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2011
    But time is relative.

    If the world line of the cock never crosses the event horizon, then no homo occured.

    Honk on
  • MyDcmbrMyDcmbr Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    MyDcmbr wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    I want to go home and play deadly premonition. Or go to sleep. Either is good.

    I just want to go home.

    But I will stop and buy some beer on the way.

    Then I will consume it.

    Then I will sleep.

    Then I will come back to work tomorrow.

    :(

    This sounds suspiciously like what my night will be.

    Are you me tonight?

    (I've got tomorrow and monday off though!)

    If I was you tonight I would be going to a concert!

    And then getting laid!

    Cuz that's what happens when a single guy goes to a concert by himself.

    MyDcmbr on
    Steam
    So we get stiff once in a while. So we have a little fun. What’s wrong with that? This is a free country, isn’t it? I can take my panda any place I want to. And if I wanna buy it a drink, that’s my business.
  • emnmnmeemnmnme Heard about this on conservative radio:Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    As a somewhat curved male, I find the term "straight male" offensive.

    Curved ... male? Are we talking about erections here?

    No

    But we should be

    Mine always points skyward to the North Star.

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  • AriviaArivia Registered User
    edited April 2011
    Someone tell me how to wall jump in Super Meat Boy.

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  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2011
    Just hug the wall and press jump.

    Honk on
  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Can you fuck all four love interests in Dragon Age 2?

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  • emnmnmeemnmnme Heard about this on conservative radio:Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Can you fuck all four love interests in Dragon Age 2?

    Crass Cass.

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2011
    Can you fuck all four love interests in Dragon Age 2?

    I think that gets you an achievement

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  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited April 2011
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Posted in the western animation thread

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2jTogBrWrA

    This means war, Japan. We're going to Americanize your precious Pokemon in retaliation.

    Fat_pikachu_by_Gnight.png

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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Can you fuck all four love interests in Dragon Age 2?

    I think that gets you an achievement

    I hear you can (Anders romance spoiler)
    seduce and fuck Anders, and when he asks you if he was good, kick him out of your house for not knowing how to please a woman

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