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Dubh · April 2011

Just saying it's the internet and that people are gonna say whatever they want excuses the awful shit that gets said, and I don't think that's okay in the slightest. Gaider pretty much slammed the dude, dropped the mic, and walked off the stage- at least judging from what Tycho posted. There's no way in hell I'm going to comb through the Bioware forums in an effort to weaken the position of a writer I happen to like.

Couscous · April 2011

Their breasts are way too big. I guess that is par for the course. Even grandma has a nice pair of perfectly shaped tits.

Aneurhythmia · April 2011

Buraisu wrote: »

The true problem with his argument is that he assumes hundred percent straight males exist and make up the majority of gamers. Science has taught me that nothing is a hundred percent thus everyone is slightly homosexual, even if it's by a small fraction, which makes his figures wrong. Logically speaking, straight males don't exist in the real world and anyone pretending to be straight is hiding ever so slightly in the closet.

Or, y'know, "straight" is linguistic shorthand for a cognitive construct. Whatever.

Jars · April 2011

fire emblem has a long history of hot dragon on man love

Xehalus · April 2011

what if you were 10% gay, and that 10% was your penis

Tofystedeth · April 2011

Then you'd be very well endowed indeed.

KalTorak · April 2011

Tofystedeth wrote: »

Then you'd be very well endowed indeed.

Seriously, my dong would weigh around 16 pounds.

Xehalus · April 2011

It would probably take a 16 pound dong to satisfy the dragonling.

Spoiler:

Buraisu · April 2011

I would just use my arm, triceratops style.

Big Red Tie · April 2011

The_Scarab wrote: »

David Gaider, for all the delicious vitriol he spewed in that thread, should not have made any post at all. You can't dignify these kinds of issues with a response, you just have to leave it alone. The only reason this is a thing is because Gaider made a response. BioWare's efforts to nix all of the bad press around DA2 have done as much to fuel the fires of controversy as they have to dowse them.

Seriously, it's not the worst game in the world, but it's certainly not the best. You just have to suck it up and accept there is going to be community outcry. This is the internet, everything is turned to eleven and you can't win an internet argument with 4chan forum raiders.

Is this guy trolling or is it a serious post? It doesn't matter. Is there any meaningful distinction in a medium with zero accountability and absolute anonymity?

douse

Peter Ebel · April 2011

I don't really want to play Dragon Age 2.

It's been a long since I've wanted to play any kind of computergame actually. Hmm.

Dubh · April 2011

It's also on console, PE!

I am waiting for the new patch to be released before I go to round 2.

Macro9 · April 2011

I wonder if this comic has anything to do with what I saw on reddit yesterday?

It is a website that sales sex toys based on animals and mythical creatures. Like dragon, werewolf and wallaby dildos.

Rankenphile · April 2011

wallabys are real

BlueBlue · April 2011

wendigo dildo

wendildo

MichaelLC · April 2011

BlueBlue wrote: »

wendigo dildo

wendildo

My ass....My burning ass of fire!!!

Tofystedeth · April 2011

Macro9 wrote: »

I wonder if this comic has anything to do with what I saw on reddit yesterday?

It is a website that sales sex toys based on animals or mythical creatures. Like dragons, werewolf and wallaby dildos.

The Wendigo Johnson company. Home of the Sasquath Dealdo.

Jedoc · April 2011

MichaelLC wrote: »

BlueBlue wrote: »

wendigo dildo

wendildo

My ass....My burning ass of fire!!!

That is the best version of that story. Every other version is inferior.

Edit: The one you're parodying. With the feet. That one is the best.

Rhesus Positive · April 2011

Macro9 wrote: »

I wonder if this comic has anything to do with what I saw on reddit yesterday?

It is a website that sales sex toys based on animals and mythical creatures. Like dragon, werewolf and wallaby dildos.

Wouldn't a werewolf dildo just be a wolf dildo? Unless it has a human mode as well, and changes during a full moon, but that just seems unnecessary for a dildo.

Peter Ebel · April 2011

Dubh wrote: »

It's also on console, PE!

I am waiting for the new patch to be released before I go to round 2.

I don't own an appropriate console.

theSquid · April 2011

Rhesus Positive wrote: »

Macro9 wrote: »

I wonder if this comic has anything to do with what I saw on reddit yesterday?

It is a website that sales sex toys based on animals and mythical creatures. Like dragon, werewolf and wallaby dildos.

Wouldn't a werewolf dildo just be a wolf dildo? Unless it has a human mode as well, and changes during a full moon, but that just seems unnecessary for a dildo.

But then the person using it could just kinda leave it in there and wait for the moon to rise

cakefalsehood · April 2011

Buraisu wrote: »

The true problem with his argument is that he assumes hundred percent straight males exist and make up the majority of gamers. Science has taught me that nothing is a hundred percent thus everyone is slightly homosexual, even if it's by a small fraction, which makes his figures wrong. Logically speaking, straight males don't exist in the real world and anyone pretending to be straight is hiding ever so slightly in the closet.

Holy Totally-missing-the-point Batman!

RoyceSraphim · April 2011

I think pacing is a problem in games, its hard to track and plot a romance across several levels and zones. To figure out that point when there was a spark.

Better option, drop the bomb at the end of the game that character X is/was your spouse and you are here to rescue them/avenge their death/fight side by side to save the world.

Also opens up funny dialog after the game is over.

"But she tried to kill you, several times, she paid several assassins."
"Assassins who are now dead and whose property now joins her deceased employers' ample property in our brand new keep."
"So she nearly got you killed, and plunged the world into darkness for gold?"
"Gold, keep, gowns, servants, spellbooks, several ponies for our kids, dwarven and elven blacksmiths overjoyed and loyal to be freed from the dungeons. Look at it as a family bonding experience."

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