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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    They should just have paperwork ask for your chromosomal makeup to avoid any confusion.

    Also require a test.
    That you pay for.

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2011
    TheStig wrote: »
    They should just have paperwork ask for your chromosomal makeup to avoid any confusion.

    Also require a test.
    That you pay for.

    i'm not sure you realize how much of a dick move this is

    at least, i hope you don't

    because if you do

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I feel that might not be a position that is actually being advocated

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    SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Koshian wrote: »
    Koshian wrote: »
    i pray they aren't as cringeworthy as seth rogen's, however

    i can only aspire to seth rogen's balls

    is it bad that that conversation has probably been the only one that's stuck with me like this for so long

    30 mins expounding on seth rogen's balls.

    i like feeling memorable :?

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    Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Koshian wrote: »
    Houk wrote: »
    But blake, paperwork is hard

    for transgendered people, yes it is

    i don't think you get how many problems it causes even in every day life. even going to the bank risks a fucking fiasco.

    dealing with the government is much, much worse.
    Yeah that's true. It's probably just as hard as it is for the immigrant with three kids to support who speaks little to none of the local language and can't read the forms they have to fill out and whose spouse can't work and who doesn't have any kind of social support network and who can only stand and stare when the person at the bank or government office berates them for not speaking the right language.

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    Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Koshian wrote: »
    oh boy, is it time for the oppression olympics again
    I'm just trying to give you an example of how you could be worse off to maybe make you feel a little better!!?

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    George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    IMO the problems with immigration and how it's handled are a more compounded issue than that of legally being the person you are, but one letter on legal form (ie M and F) can cause just as many problems as an immigrant not having a permit to work.

    I am trying to state something here but I don't think I'm using the right words fuck I'm tired w/e

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    UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    oh boy

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    I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Ban all threads

    (except the fighting game thread)

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    SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    i understand why, but fuck it is hard to immigrate somewhere

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    ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    We should just be nice to each other instead of dicks.

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2011
    i get up in the morning and i think 'oh boy, after work i can go home and read a lot of gamers expound upon privilege to each other without taking a larger view'

    and then i jump off the roof

    every day

    shattered tibia

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    UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    we're all immigrants from the space rock that planted the seeds of life here on earth

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    Brodo FagginsBrodo Faggins Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Reposting this from the last thread, but the computer place I work at in Santa Monica is hiring two Mac technicians, so if you're interested, send me a PM.

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    PharezonPharezon Struggle is an illusion. Victory is in the Qun.Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    i get up in the morning and i think 'oh boy, after work i can go home and read a lot of gamers expound upon privilege to each other without taking a larger view'

    and then i jump off the roof

    every day

    shattered tibia

    Your life is a flash game.

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2011
    Pharezon wrote: »
    i get up in the morning and i think 'oh boy, after work i can go home and read a lot of gamers expound upon privilege to each other without taking a larger view'

    and then i jump off the roof

    every day

    shattered tibia

    Your life is a flash game.

    wwnm79.gif

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2011
    i hope you all enjoyed the snide inflection i gave 'gamers'

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    SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    yeah, it was probably an exaggerated statement

    but i am just still bitter, that days after i arrived, the german gov said that "multiculturalism has failed"

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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Hello job thread

    Got me some reflux related insomnias tonight

    Mmmhmmm fat people problems

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    Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Swill wrote: »
    yeah, it was probably an exaggerated statement

    but i am just still bitter, that days after i arrived, the german gov said that "multiculturalism has failed"
    he probably said it because of you

    got one look at ya and just threw up his hands

    or was it a her, i don't even remember

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    SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    yeah

    which was exactly what i did

    except i couldn't get a job

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2011
    Usagi wrote: »
    Hello job thread

    Got me some reflux related insomnias tonight

    Mmmhmmm fat people problems

    maalox

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    Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Ubik wrote: »
    we're all immigrants from the space rock that planted the seeds of life here on earth

    I need the above printed on the front of a T-shirt.

    And on the back of that T-shirt : KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!

    Oh hey, I might be getting a job tomorrow with either Starbucks or (for basically the same money) a home to home care worker.

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    i am loving my new job. it is a good thing i have two days off in a row because it is difficult to be a waiter when you are losing your voice. somebody tell me how to fix my throat problems please

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2011
    i am loving my new job. it is a good thing i have two days off in a row because it is difficult to be a waiter when you are losing your voice. somebody tell me how to fix my throat problems please

    chamomile tea with honey

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    Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    i am loving my new job. it is a good thing i have two days off in a row because it is difficult to be a waiter when you are losing your voice. somebody tell me how to fix my throat problems please
    Gargle semen

    Then

    Google 'how do i fix throat problems'

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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Usagi wrote: »
    Hello job thread

    Got me some reflux related insomnias tonight

    Mmmhmmm fat people problems

    maalox

    Working the zantac + melatonin one-two punch, but thanks duder

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    Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Koshian wrote: »
    put a doo doo in your mouth - laugh at my post
    oh yeah this one works too

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Houk wrote: »
    i am loving my new job. it is a good thing i have two days off in a row because it is difficult to be a waiter when you are losing your voice. somebody tell me how to fix my throat problems please
    Gargle semen

    Then

    Google 'how do i fix throat problems'

    way ahead of you

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    i am loving my new job. it is a good thing i have two days off in a row because it is difficult to be a waiter when you are losing your voice. somebody tell me how to fix my throat problems please

    chamomile tea with honey

    i will see if we have some thanks

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    Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    As a serious answer, if the problem persists, also pick up some honey cough drops. They're good to keep on you during work hours when you might not have time to grab a cup of tea. A bunch of our voice actors consistently swear by them. There's some brand they all love but I can't remember what it is. Pretty much anything honey is the way to go

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    Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Anything hot + honey = throat feel better.

    I like lemon juice + water + honey.

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    Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Anything hot + honey = throat feel better.

    I like lemon juice + water + honey.
    I tried this exact combination when I had super awful throat infection, and it kind of made me want to puke

    I think I'm kind of broken, taste-wise

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    UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    a warm saltwater gargle?

    that's what i was prescribed one time for a sore/dry throat

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Ubik wrote: »
    a warm saltwater gargle?

    that's what i was prescribed one time for a sore/dry throat

    i have gargled enough warm salty things for one night if you catch my drift

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    KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Houk wrote: »
    Anything hot + honey = throat feel better.

    I like lemon juice + water + honey.
    I tried this exact combination when I had super awful throat infection, and it kind of made me want to puke

    I think I'm kind of broken, taste-wise

    i too nearly puked from this

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Man... I love being a dual citizen.

    It is like having two cakes and getting to eat both of them at the same time.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I am involved in what is going to be a new world record.

    Can't say what it is though.

    Other than we are going to take that record back off the Canadians

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Blake, Is it being the most polite? Or having the most unlocked doors?

    Because we sort of have those two pretty locked down.

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    KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Blake T wrote: »
    I am involved in what is going to be a new world record.

    Can't say what it is though.

    Other than we are going to take that record back off the Canadians

    fuuuuuck
    yoouuu

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