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Tegan and Sara Appreciation Station | LOOKS GOOD! | Fancy Cat Moustache! :{3
I need the above printed on the front of a T-shirt.
And on the back of that T-shirt : KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!
Oh hey, I might be getting a job tomorrow with either Starbucks or (for basically the same money) a home to home care worker.
chamomile tea with honey
Then
Google 'how do i fix throat problems'
Tegan and Sara Appreciation Station | LOOKS GOOD! | Fancy Cat Moustache! :{3
Working the zantac + melatonin one-two punch, but thanks duder
way ahead of you
i will see if we have some thanks
I like lemon juice + water + honey.
I think I'm kind of broken, taste-wise
that's what i was prescribed one time for a sore/dry throat
i have gargled enough warm salty things for one night if you catch my drift
i too nearly puked from this
It is like having two cakes and getting to eat both of them at the same time.
Can't say what it is though.
Other than we are going to take that record back off the Canadians
Satans..... hints..... I'm a mo bro!
Because we sort of have those two pretty locked down.
fuuuuuck
yoouuu
Oh wait! Now we have another!
Satans..... hints..... I'm a mo bro!
Well maybe you shouldn't have sat on your mystery laurels.
The numbers we are dealing with are crazy big though. Significantly more than the previous record.
Satans..... hints..... I'm a mo bro!
How I Met Your Mother has also taught me that you are supposed to offer them a doughnut also.
Also you have the record of most number of homes invaded by micheal moore in a single day.
Satans..... hints..... I'm a mo bro!
not like, to see if it would be in my budget
I honestly was not sure if I had greater than four dollars to my name
(I did, I had seven)
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It doesn't apply for me, but we also have a system in which the Government will pay $1.00 for each $1.00 contributed up to a maximum of $1,000 and is reduced by 5 cents for each dollar of your income above $31,920cutting out at $61,920. While it's not super-huge, it's still not bad if you're a low to middle income earner.
Secret Satan's Wishlist!
bluhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
good to have it done, though.
The "Social Security tax" (FICA) is usually about 6% (it's adjusted for consumer prices on a year-to-year basis) of the first $106,000 or so you earn, though this year there is a tax holiday and the rate is only 4.2%. Upon retirement after the age of 65 or permanent disability, the government sends you a check every month.
Outside of that, there's a complicated series investments you can choose from. Usually what you pick depends on what tax benefits you want to take advantage of. Many full-time jobs offer "401(k) matching", where the company will match an employee's contribution to the fund (which is in the stock market) up to a certain amount per year. 401(k) refers to the section of the tax code the fund is in - most people have their 401(k) funds contributed pre-tax, which means that disbursements are taxed when you withdraw the funds (because you will presumably be earning less when you retire), however, the interest earned by the funds is never taxed. Since the company matches some portion of your contributions, people generally use these even if they still end up paying taxes on them after retirement.
Past that, you can then make contributions to other types of IRAs, depending on how you want to deal with the tax consequences. The two most common are traditional and Roth IRAs. The former uses pretax funds like a 401(k), and so withdrawals are subject to taxation. The latter uses after-tax dollars, so disbursements are not taxable, however, there is a limit to how much you can contribute per year.
Anyway, that's the very basic version of the US retirement funds. It's pretty complicated and is not without its controversies.
That last sentence may be the understatement of the year.
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Subtle. Kudos.
Oh well, this should hopefully be the last year for a long time I'll have to pay in at the end of the year.
Just stare at the motivational poster of the kitty hangin' in there for a moment, and then get back to work
Now show the man by surfing the internet until work starts then go take a shit on the companies dime.
Satans..... hints..... I'm a mo bro!
At the moment I have no work to do and no one else is in. I think I'll take this time to let my recruiter know she needs to find me a replacement because I'm leaving for Habitat, my dream job of bringing down property values around the country.
Enough already, jesus christ.