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People are People [Life Lessons]

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  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I've come to the wonderful realization that stuff is, in fact, stuff.

    Also, things are things.

    And it is how it is.

    pretty much. i know this was meant to be a joke post, but for whatever reason, i used to think certain things, people, stuff was special

    and therefore, better than me. Whether is was a movie star, the latest new gadget, whatever.

    figuring out that wasn't the case, really leveled the playing field in a lot of ways.

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  • WietWiet Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I hold on to the belief that everything will turn out fine in the end. I realise it's horribly naive, but I feel better for it.

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  • FerrusFerrus Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Tam wrote: »
    what was that thing Linus Pauling said
    it was a nerdy version of the golden rule

    Too bad the golden rule is dumb.

    I would like to pause for a moment, to talk about my penis.
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  • miscellaneousinsanitymiscellaneousinsanity In every age, in every place, the deeds of men remain the same.Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Ferrus wrote: »
    Well my mama told me: son you better watch out
    All those nasty women gonna rip you dime for dime
    But I got my pocket full of real tales, and a broken guitar mode, guitar mode
    And the story keep on rollin', out from a sad man's tongue

    I went walking with my mama one day,
    when she warned me what people say,
    live your life until love is found,
    'cause love's gonna get you down.
    Take a look at the girl next door,
    she's a player and a downright whore,
    Jesus loves her, she wants more,
    oh bad girls get you down.

  • TamTam I hate art I love artRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Ferrus wrote: »
    Tam wrote: »
    what was that thing Linus Pauling said
    it was a nerdy version of the golden rule

    Too bad the golden rule is dumb.

    ur dum

  • SoaLSoaL fantastic Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Nogs wrote: »
    I've come to the wonderful realization that stuff is, in fact, stuff.

    Also, things are things.

    And it is how it is.

    pretty much. i know this was meant to be a joke post, but for whatever reason, i used to think certain things, people, stuff was special

    and therefore, better than me. Whether is was a movie star, the latest new gadget, whatever.

    figuring out that wasn't the case, really leveled the playing field in a lot of ways.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqMODweN8lQ&feature=related

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  • basinobasino Registered User
    edited April 2011
    Yea I think most people thought that the "cool kids" in school were somehow special. And then you realize that they were dipshits just like everyone else.

  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Wiet wrote: »
    I hold on to the belief that everything will turn out fine in the end. I realise it's horribly naive, but I feel better for it.

    Yeah, you seem to be ignoring a staggering amount of evidence to the contrary

  • DaricDaric Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    man lesson

    there are 3 things you should never go cheap on
    a barber, a tailor, and a butcher

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  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    another one that i had always carried with me, but never heard outloud until he said it:

    "Work hard and be kind." - Conan O'Brien

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  • TamTam I hate art I love artRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    oh yeah

    do unto others 25% better than you would have them do unto you
    the 25% is for error

    ahurr hurr

  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Love is LouBoutins

  • SoaLSoaL fantastic Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    the world according to Good Burger

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  • FerrusFerrus Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Nogs wrote: »
    another one that i had always carried with me, but never heard outloud until he said it:

    "Work hard and be kind." - Conan O'Brien

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icIwKaci3MI&feature=player_detailpage#t=32s

    Edit: Life lesson - Kill people who film their TV screen.

    I would like to pause for a moment, to talk about my penis.
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  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Life Lessons: Don't be a dick

  • miscellaneousinsanitymiscellaneousinsanity In every age, in every place, the deeds of men remain the same.Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Hello babies. Welcome to Earth. It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It's round and wet and crowded. On the outside, babies, you've got a hundred years here. There's only one rule that I know of, babies-"God damn it, you've got to be kind."
    --
    One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.
    --
    I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.

  • BerkBerk Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    if you resolutely pull yourself up by your bootstraps and try really really hard you're bound to achieve what you want


    no wait thats complete horse shit sorry

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  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
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    Wear a goddamn condom

  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    im not sayin shit about bootstraps

    i just enjoy the focus working hard brings and 'be kind' is pretty much good advice no matter what

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  • KoshianKoshian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2011
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Berk wrote: »
    if you resolutely pull yourself up by your bootstraps and try really really hard you're bound to achieve what you want


    no wait thats complete horse shit sorry

    you might

    you could be oprah or j.k. rowling or something

    dear god please let me get staggeringly lucky for no discernible reason

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  • FerrusFerrus Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Koshian wrote: »
    life lesson: don't fart on a baby

    What if the baby farted first?

    Also what if the baby is actually Hitler? What then??

    I would like to pause for a moment, to talk about my penis.
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  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
  • BerkBerk Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    its cool I'm just being a bell-end

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    you should always fart on hitler babies

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    also mensch

    fart on mensch

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  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
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  • KoshianKoshian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2011
    berk did you see the pic i posted on your fb wall.

    http://i.imgur.com/B0nfs.jpg

    cos if you haven't here it is. don't imgquote it though, its gigantic

  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    can you send that to my email in a format that can work as a desktop please

  • KoshianKoshian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2011
  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Koshian wrote: »
    berk did you see the pic i posted on your fb wall.

    http://i.imgur.com/B0nfs.jpg

    cos if you haven't here it is. don't imgquote it though, its gigantic

    what a coincidence, "Black people enjoying nature" is the title of my upcoming photo exhibit

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    360: Sir Stiggleton PSN: Stiggy_PA GFWL: RacerStig Steam: TheStig
  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Berk wrote: »
    its cool I'm just being a bell-end

    is cool you just introduced me to the term bell-end and it is awesome

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  • BerkBerk Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Koshian wrote: »
    berk did you see the pic i posted on your fb wall.

    http://i.imgur.com/B0nfs.jpg

    cos if you haven't here it is. don't imgquote it though, its gigantic

    yeah thanks
    also it was p hard not to img quote it regardless

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  • FerrusFerrus Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Not everything that you touch
    Will always turn to gold
    Don't mind that smell of my breath
    That's just my rotten soul

    I would like to pause for a moment, to talk about my penis.
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  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    also mensch

    fart on mensch

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  • KoshianKoshian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2011
    TheStig wrote: »
    Koshian wrote: »
    berk did you see the pic i posted on your fb wall.

    http://i.imgur.com/B0nfs.jpg

    cos if you haven't here it is. don't imgquote it though, its gigantic

    what a coincidence, "Black people enjoying nature" is the title of my upcoming photo exhibit
    lol you don't know who that is

  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

    KILL IT

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  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Koshian wrote: »
    TheStig wrote: »
    Koshian wrote: »
    berk did you see the pic i posted on your fb wall.

    http://i.imgur.com/B0nfs.jpg

    cos if you haven't here it is. don't imgquote it though, its gigantic

    what a coincidence, "Black people enjoying nature" is the title of my upcoming photo exhibit
    lol you don't know who that is

    What makes you think that?

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    360: Sir Stiggleton PSN: Stiggy_PA GFWL: RacerStig Steam: TheStig
  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    also mensch

    fart on mensch

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    for every uncute there is a cute

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