Yea I think most people thought that the "cool kids" in school were somehow special. And then you realize that they were dipshits just like everyone else.
Edit: Life lesson - Kill people who film their TV screen.
Ferrus on
I would like to pause for a moment, to talk about my penis.
My penis is like a toddler. A toddler—who is a perfectly normal size for his age—on a long road trip to what he thinks is Disney World. My penis is excited because he hasn’t been to Disney World in a long, long time, but remembers a time when he used to go every day. So now the penis toddler is constantly fidgeting, whining “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? How about now? Now? How about... now?”
And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
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edited April 2011
Hello babies. Welcome to Earth. It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It's round and wet and crowded. On the outside, babies, you've got a hundred years here. There's only one rule that I know of, babies-"God damn it, you've got to be kind."
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One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.
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I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.
Also what if the baby is actually Hitler? What then??
Ferrus on
I would like to pause for a moment, to talk about my penis.
My penis is like a toddler. A toddler—who is a perfectly normal size for his age—on a long road trip to what he thinks is Disney World. My penis is excited because he hasn’t been to Disney World in a long, long time, but remembers a time when he used to go every day. So now the penis toddler is constantly fidgeting, whining “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? How about now? Now? How about... now?”
And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
Not everything that you touch
Will always turn to gold
Don't mind that smell of my breath
That's just my rotten soul
Ferrus on
I would like to pause for a moment, to talk about my penis.
My penis is like a toddler. A toddler—who is a perfectly normal size for his age—on a long road trip to what he thinks is Disney World. My penis is excited because he hasn’t been to Disney World in a long, long time, but remembers a time when he used to go every day. So now the penis toddler is constantly fidgeting, whining “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? How about now? Now? How about... now?”
And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
I would like to pause for a moment, to talk about my penis.
My penis is like a toddler. A toddler—who is a perfectly normal size for his age—on a long road trip to what he thinks is Disney World. My penis is excited because he hasn’t been to Disney World in a long, long time, but remembers a time when he used to go every day. So now the penis toddler is constantly fidgeting, whining “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? How about now? Now? How about... now?”
And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
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miscellaneousinsanitygrass grows, birds fly, sun shines,and brother, i hurt peopleRegistered Userregular
I still have a hard time taking the whole 'people are people' thing to heart; as much as I can tell myself intellectually, I still seem to assume everybody else is better than me and I'm not worth their time. Not quite sure how to override my instincts on that one.
I mean, all evidence points to the fact that I'm pretty awesome and people generally like me, but there's always part of me that doesn't quite believe it.
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ur dum
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqMODweN8lQ&feature=related
Yeah, you seem to be ignoring a staggering amount of evidence to the contrary
there are 3 things you should never go cheap on
a barber, a tailor, and a butcher
"Work hard and be kind." - Conan O'Brien
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do unto others 25% better than you would have them do unto you
the 25% is for error
ahurr hurr
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icIwKaci3MI&feature=player_detailpage#t=32s
Edit: Life lesson - Kill people who film their TV screen.
And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
--
One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.
--
I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.
no wait thats complete horse shit sorry
i just enjoy the focus working hard brings and 'be kind' is pretty much good advice no matter what
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you might
you could be oprah or j.k. rowling or something
dear god please let me get staggeringly lucky for no discernible reason
What if the baby farted first?
Also what if the baby is actually Hitler? What then??
And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
fart on mensch
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what a coincidence, "Black people enjoying nature" is the title of my upcoming photo exhibit
is cool you just introduced me to the term bell-end and it is awesome
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yeah thanks
also it was p hard not to img quote it regardless
Will always turn to gold
Don't mind that smell of my breath
That's just my rotten soul
And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
KILL IT
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What makes you think that?
And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
I mean, all evidence points to the fact that I'm pretty awesome and people generally like me, but there's always part of me that doesn't quite believe it.
It wasn't. I was being serious.
well then, my bad!
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