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What ho peasants! We’re getting married! Royal Wedding 29th April.

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    fuck that guy hard

    this is the WH:F version I am talking about btw

    I don't know what WH:F is!

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    MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    what's the F stand for?

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    GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Fun!

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    MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    what's the F stand for?

    Fucking

    Warhammer: Fucking

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Fatties.

    Warhammer is for Fatties.

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    PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    fantasy

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    PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    i'm descended from the plantaganets so i think that means i get to be king soon

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I know a guy who's a direct descendant of Oliver Cromwell

    he ought to be king

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    PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    i could be paid off

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    chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Do you think it's trademarked?Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I know a guy who's a direct descendant of Oliver Cromwell

    he ought to be king

    But then he'd be taken down by Batman.

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    SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    There was this kid in my class who was giving a presentation on Oliver Cromwell and he showed us a picture of these Castle ruins.

    "This was my family's ancestral home...Before Cromwell took it from us."

    I was like...Oh. Shit.

    This just got real.

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    More like Mordheim.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I just blew near $70 on a piece of kit for Manchester City.

    I had to make a trade. Do I get the EPL/FA Cup badges, or go the full Tevez.

    I went the full Tevez.

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    PharezonPharezon Struggle is an illusion. Victory is in the Qun.Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I know a guy who's a direct descendant of Oliver Cromwell

    he ought to be king

    That'd make the Irish happy.

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Please-- "Lord Protector."

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    Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Liiya wrote: »
    Basically: You can only be King or Queen by blood.

    You can be queen by marriage but not king.

    The monarchy is inherited by blood, but a king always ranks above a queen. So if the monarch is male, his wife can be queen because she ranks below him. But if the monarch is female and her husband became King he would technically rule over her, so he has to be a prince instead.

    Hooray for ancient traditions that demand women always be inferior to men, even if they are the head of the country.

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    The only English monarchs I know the name of or give a shit about are Elizabeth and Victoria so poopoo on your sexist historical theories.

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    FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    smof wrote: »
    Hooray for ancient traditions that demand women always be inferior to men, even if they are the head of the country.

    To be fair to the ancient traditions, at least it allows for women to take power, and actively keeps them in power after they marry.

    So, you know, as ancient sexism goes, it could be worse.

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    Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    You've never heard of Henry VIII? Or Charles I or Charles II or mad king Aerys, uh, I mean George?

    Fyndir wrote: »
    smof wrote: »
    Hooray for ancient traditions that demand women always be inferior to men, even if they are the head of the country.

    To be fair to the ancient traditions, at least it allows for women to take power, and actively keeps them in power after they marry.

    So, you know, as ancient sexism goes, it could be worse.

    As long as they don't have any brothers.

    I mean I guess we can settle for having a girl monarch, if there's no other option.

    Though it is an improvement over the 'skip straight past the only girl child, to her male children' process, so I will give it that.

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Nice try, but Shakespeare characters don't count!

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Ah, I stand corrected. You learn something new everyday!

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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Huh, I didn't know that either. smof is so learned!

    I wonder what the chances are of the monarchy's inheritance rules changing on a scale of "never" to "get out of my sight, peasant"

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    Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    To be fair I only know that because on Friday I asked my mum why Prince Philip was Prince and not King. But I enjoyed that brief moment of you all thinking I am clever, so thank you!

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    GrisloGrislo Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Once in a while you'll see Prince Consort used as a title (as opposed to just prince consort, which I guess they'd all be) for those guys, to differentiate them from all the other lowly princes.

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    BedigunzBedigunz Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rshem5ejOh8

    Fastfoward to around 0:30

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    Coran Attack!
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