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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Green wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    Hey guys

    You want to know Ultimatum's weakness?

    His "kryptonite"?

    Besides bullets?

    Here it is

    His greatest weakness

    The way he can be brought down and destroyed
    Doubt.

    Pony on
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    GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Pony wrote: »
    Green wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    Hey guys

    You want to know Ultimatum's weakness?

    His "kryptonite"?

    Besides bullets?

    Here it is

    His greatest weakness

    The way he can be brought down and destroyed
    Doubt.

    Heeeeeey, that seems awfully familiar

    Green on
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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Sexy.

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Green wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    Green wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    Hey guys

    You want to know Ultimatum's weakness?

    His "kryptonite"?

    Besides bullets?

    Here it is

    His greatest weakness

    The way he can be brought down and destroyed
    Doubt.

    Heeeeeey, that seems awfully familiar

    Does it really

    Do you ever wonder why that is?

    Pony on
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    Forever ZefiroForever Zefiro cloaked in the midnight glory of an event horizonRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Hey guys, when The Hul--err, when Azazel gets back...

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    BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    Green wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    Green wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    Hey guys

    You want to know Ultimatum's weakness?

    His "kryptonite"?

    Besides bullets?

    Here it is

    His greatest weakness

    The way he can be brought down and destroyed
    Doubt.

    Heeeeeey, that seems awfully familiar
    He must love Gwen Stafani

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    GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Pony wrote: »
    Green wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    Green wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    Hey guys

    You want to know Ultimatum's weakness?

    His "kryptonite"?

    Besides bullets?

    Here it is

    His greatest weakness

    The way he can be brought down and destroyed
    Doubt.

    Heeeeeey, that seems awfully familiar

    Does it really

    Do you ever wonder why that is?

    I

    I was talking about Zealot

    Is there something going on here that I'm unaware of?

    Green on
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    Mr. ShineMr. Shine Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    PONY WE KNEW THAT

    I'll trade you a holographic first edition Charizard for something devestating to say to him so I can kill his ass and explode myself on his corpse.

    Mr. Shine on
    Yeah your alias says your captain Jean-Luc Picard of the United Federation of Planets, 'cause he won't speak English anyway.
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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Man we already guessed that. Like, last time it was posted and then edited out.

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Green wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    Green wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    Green wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    Hey guys

    You want to know Ultimatum's weakness?

    His "kryptonite"?

    Besides bullets?

    Here it is

    His greatest weakness

    The way he can be brought down and destroyed
    Doubt.

    Heeeeeey, that seems awfully familiar

    Does it really

    Do you ever wonder why that is?

    I

    I was talking about Zealot

    Is there something going on here that I'm unaware of?

    Maybe!

    Pony on
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    Forever ZefiroForever Zefiro cloaked in the midnight glory of an event horizonRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Man, I wonder if I'm close at all

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    So

    Knowing what you know

    Look at say

    Ultimatum's promo poster thing

    Or the stuff about doublethink or the Raven Paradox.

    What does that tell you?

    What have you learned?

    Pony on
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    Mr. ShineMr. Shine Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Man we already guessed that. Like, last time it was posted and then edited out.

    But I didn't see it and I want to find out what happens when Firebird absorbs perfected mutant DNA.

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    Yeah your alias says your captain Jean-Luc Picard of the United Federation of Planets, 'cause he won't speak English anyway.
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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Pony wrote: »
    So

    Knowing what you know

    Look at say

    Ultimatum's promo poster thing

    Or the stuff about doublethink or the Raven Paradox.

    What does that tell you?

    What have you learned?

    "Why don't you put the whole world in a bottle?"

    DarkPrimus on
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    Forever ZefiroForever Zefiro cloaked in the midnight glory of an event horizonRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Pony wrote: »
    So

    Knowing what you know

    Look at say

    Ultimatum's promo poster thing

    Or the stuff about doublethink or the Raven Paradox.

    What does that tell you?

    What have you learned?

    That he has some serious mental and emotional issues

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    FedoraFedora Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Mr. Shine wrote: »
    PONY WE KNEW THAT

    I'll trade you a holographic first edition Charizard for something devestating to say to him so I can kill his ass and explode myself on his corpse.

    Man, I wouldn't want to kill Valor, cause you know what happens when you kill him? You don't take over the world, you gotta fight every single apocalypse wishing jackass that is just waiting for him to snuff it.

    It's easier to just kill his system, than kill him. Then he'll be too busy running around and going back to saving damsels and stopping trains, and punching big monsters.

    Man, killing valor is the last thing I'd want to do. That's just, way too much responsibility.

    Fedora on
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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    So

    Knowing what you know

    Look at say

    Ultimatum's promo poster thing

    Or the stuff about doublethink or the Raven Paradox.

    What does that tell you?

    What have you learned?

    "Why don't you put the whole world in a bottle?"

    heswatchingyou.jpg

    Pony on
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    BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    So

    Knowing what you know

    Look at say

    Ultimatum's promo poster thing

    Or the stuff about doublethink or the Raven Paradox.

    What does that tell you?

    What have you learned?

    "Why don't you put the whole world in a bottle?"

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Fedora wrote: »
    Mr. Shine wrote: »
    PONY WE KNEW THAT

    I'll trade you a holographic first edition Charizard for something devestating to say to him so I can kill his ass and explode myself on his corpse.

    Man, I wouldn't want to kill Valor, cause you know what happens when you kill him? You don't take over the world, you gotta fight every single apocalypse wishing jackass that is just waiting for him to snuff it.

    It's easier to just kill his system, than kill him. Then he'll be too busy running around and going back to saving damsels and stopping trains, and punching big monsters.

    Man, killing valor is the last thing I'd want to do. That's just, way too much responsibility.

    Sometimes the only reason you have any power is it's too much trouble to take it away from you.

    Hey

    How about that Greece, huh?

    Pony on
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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    heswatchingyou.jpg

    AH! SHIT.

    NO.

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    Forever ZefiroForever Zefiro cloaked in the midnight glory of an event horizonRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Valor is The Sentry

    And Azazel is The Void

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Valor is The Sentry

    And Hyperion and "Red Son" Superman and every other would-be man-god who thought they had to right to make the world right.

    EDIT: Hm. Interesting edit you got there.

    Pony on
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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Valor is The Sentry

    And Azazel is The Void

    I don't think that's the case.

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    SorensonSorenson Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    So

    Knowing what you know

    Look at say

    Ultimatum's promo poster thing

    Or the stuff about doublethink or the Raven Paradox.

    What does that tell you?

    What have you learned?

    "Why don't you put the whole world in a bottle?"

    ...

    EGAD.

    I ain't sharin this one for life and limb like before, but damn if it ain't pushing the limits of rediculousness.

    Sorenson on
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    GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Anjin-San wrote: »
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    AH! SHIT.

    NO.

    heatvision.jpg

    Green on
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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Man why do I have to keep updating the OP when signups are happening in a week.

    Seriously guys.

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    Mr. ShineMr. Shine Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Fedora wrote: »
    Mr. Shine wrote: »
    PONY WE KNEW THAT

    I'll trade you a holographic first edition Charizard for something devestating to say to him so I can kill his ass and explode myself on his corpse.

    Man, I wouldn't want to kill Valor, cause you know what happens when you kill him? You don't take over the world, you gotta fight every single apocalypse wishing jackass that is just waiting for him to snuff it.

    It's easier to just kill his system, than kill him. Then he'll be too busy running around and going back to saving damsels and stopping trains, and punching big monsters.

    Man, killing valor is the last thing I'd want to do. That's just, way too much responsibility.

    But if I explode myself on him, I get his DNA, so I get his powers, so I can take on pretty much anything.

    Hell, with his DNA, I'll look kind of like him too, so I can say I've been reborn and take over.

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    Yeah your alias says your captain Jean-Luc Picard of the United Federation of Planets, 'cause he won't speak English anyway.
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    BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    Pony wrote: »
    Valor is The Sentry

    And Hyperion and "Red Son" Superman and every other would-be man-god who thought they had to right to make the world right.

    EDIT: Hm. Interesting edit you got there.
    Oh fucknuts.

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Mr. Shine wrote: »
    Fedora wrote: »
    Mr. Shine wrote: »
    PONY WE KNEW THAT

    I'll trade you a holographic first edition Charizard for something devestating to say to him so I can kill his ass and explode myself on his corpse.

    Man, I wouldn't want to kill Valor, cause you know what happens when you kill him? You don't take over the world, you gotta fight every single apocalypse wishing jackass that is just waiting for him to snuff it.

    It's easier to just kill his system, than kill him. Then he'll be too busy running around and going back to saving damsels and stopping trains, and punching big monsters.

    Man, killing valor is the last thing I'd want to do. That's just, way too much responsibility.

    But if I explode myself on him, I get his DNA, so I get his powers, so I can take on pretty much anything.

    Hell, with his DNA, I'll look kind of like him too, so I can say I've been reborn and take over.

    oh, so you think that's how his power works

    that's interesting

    that you think that

    Pony on
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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Man why do I have to keep updating the OP when signups are happening in a week.

    Seriously guys.

    You don't. You're really fond of my supreme OP.

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    BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Man why do I have to keep updating the OP when signups are happening in a week.

    Seriously guys.
    HUG HAS A ROSTER CHANGE VIV

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    FedoraFedora Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Pony wrote: »

    How about that Greece, huh?

    Crius seems different. He's just a typical warlord, etching out his small piece of territory and being content with his "titan-like" power.

    If Crius were to go, sure greece would probably need major overhaul, but his death probably wouldn't bring about an end of the world type scenario. Just a quick replacement.

    Crius is the type of Goon you can go after, he's the "Superman" archetype that's okay to take down.

    Fedora on
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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Fedora wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »

    How about that Greece, huh?

    Crius seems different. He's just a typical warlord, etching out his small piece of territory and being content with his "titan-like" power.

    If Crius were to go, sure greece would probably need major overhaul, but his death probably wouldn't bring about an end of the world type scenario. Just a quick replacement.

    Crius is the type of Goon you can go after, he's the "Superman" archetype that's okay to take down.

    The only reason he's in charge of Greece is because nobody's sure if they can take it away from him.

    It's sort of a unique scenario. I mean, Hexe was a supervillain back before the war too, but she's Regional Administrator of Germany because she actually does a good job at it and went legit during the war and wanted to help after the Reclaimation.

    Pony on
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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Fedora wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »

    How about that Greece, huh?

    Crius seems different. He's just a typical warlord, etching out his small piece of territory and being content with his "titan-like" power.

    If Crius were to go, sure greece would probably need major overhaul, but his death probably wouldn't bring about an end of the world type scenario. Just a quick replacement.

    Crius is the type of Goon you can go after, he's the "Superman" archetype that's okay to take down.

    If anything, killing Crius would grease the wheels of change some. A sort of "You're not invincible in that tower of yours" sort of gesture.

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    RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Pony wrote: »
    How about that Greece, huh?

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    Mr. ShineMr. Shine Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Pony wrote: »
    Mr. Shine wrote: »
    Fedora wrote: »
    Mr. Shine wrote: »
    PONY WE KNEW THAT

    I'll trade you a holographic first edition Charizard for something devestating to say to him so I can kill his ass and explode myself on his corpse.

    Man, I wouldn't want to kill Valor, cause you know what happens when you kill him? You don't take over the world, you gotta fight every single apocalypse wishing jackass that is just waiting for him to snuff it.

    It's easier to just kill his system, than kill him. Then he'll be too busy running around and going back to saving damsels and stopping trains, and punching big monsters.

    Man, killing valor is the last thing I'd want to do. That's just, way too much responsibility.

    But if I explode myself on him, I get his DNA, so I get his powers, so I can take on pretty much anything.

    Hell, with his DNA, I'll look kind of like him too, so I can say I've been reborn and take over.

    oh, so you think that's how his power works

    that's interesting

    that you think that

    The way you describe it, his mutation works so that, provided he's confident in himself, he's pretty much invincible. Now, I dunno how much of his power comes from Anathema land, but if it works like I understood it (I guess it doesn't, but this is all pure theory anyway), I'd be super confident because, shit, I just got Ultimatum's mutation and so I'd be just as powerful.

    But like I said, pure theory.

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    Fedora wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »

    How about that Greece, huh?

    Crius seems different. He's just a typical warlord, etching out his small piece of territory and being content with his "titan-like" power.

    If Crius were to go, sure greece would probably need major overhaul, but his death probably wouldn't bring about an end of the world type scenario. Just a quick replacement.

    Crius is the type of Goon you can go after, he's the "Superman" archetype that's okay to take down.

    If anything, killing Crius would grease the wheels of change some. A sort of "You're not invincible in that tower of yours" sort of gesture.

    If you took down Crius and manged to survive not getting destroyed by his cult and loyalists

    There's a pretty good chance Ultimatum would put you in charge of Greece

    Because seriously fuck that guy

    Nobody likes him

    At Regional Administration Conferences he's always the one nobody wants there.

    Pony on
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    ReynoldsReynolds Gone Fishin'Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Viv hates me. Again. :(

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    QQ MORE PLZ

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    Forever ZefiroForever Zefiro cloaked in the midnight glory of an event horizonRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Azazel is the part of Valor's mind where he buried what happened, the truth, how he was somehow behind what happened

    That doesn't seem quite right though, too simple

    Also, I don't know why I keep calling him Valor. Well, it's easier to type than Ultimatum I guess

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