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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    fucking deadmau5

    at an afterparty last week, he was tweeting some shit about this DJ and actually went up to tell him that the music he was playing sucked, so the DJ punched him in the face

    and then he tweeted what boiled down to a "does he know who I AM ?!??!?" tweet

    best thing I read all day

    Podly on
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    So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Eddy wrote: »
    I can't even imagine all the social implications of having a small penis

    yeah it's like you're not even a person

    So It Goes on
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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Organichu wrote: »
    i thought modern, non anecdotal evidence suggested that differences in penis size is almost nonexistent across race

    There is a range, but really its mostly like half inch to inch at most on average difference. Of course with exceptions. India though really is like the only one with smaller condoms but I mean its not like they are pinky sized or anything. Also its not like it hurts with making kids with how quickly India is growing.

    Mazzyx on
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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited May 2011
    a donglet, if you will

    Irond Will on
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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Oh man, posh's signature always makes me question the intellectual capabilities of white people

    Eddy on
    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Organichu wrote: »
    i thought modern, non anecdotal evidence suggested that differences in penis size is almost nonexistent across race

    Yeah, I had thought that it was like anything. Intra-group differences were more significant than inter-group differences.

    And 5.5" is average? Really?

    moniker on
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    poshnialloposhniallo Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    i thought modern, non anecdotal evidence suggested that differences in penis size is almost nonexistent across race

    There is a range, but really its mostly like half inch to inch at most on average difference. Of course with exceptions. India though really is like the only one with smaller condoms but I mean its not like they are pinky sized or anything. Also its not like it hurts with making kids with how quickly India is growing.

    Japanese guys are more thin than short. It was actually quite shocking first time. But fuck it, it's not like it matters at all.

    poshniallo on
    I figure I could take a bear.
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    GalahadGalahad Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    So I picked my truck back up this afternoon from the shop.

    Honest to goodness 15mpg Texan again.

    Felt really weird after driving a Versa around for a month and a half though.

    Galahad on
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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    You know an awful lot about Indian wangs, Mazzyx

    Not judgin' or anything

    We all need our hobbies

    There was an article a few years ago on the BBC. I read it and for some reason it stuck in my head. But it is really great knowledge on the [chat] pyramid of knowing.

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    SiG has excellent taste in hot men

    Casual Eddy on
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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    You know what's easier than being awake?

    Being asleep.

    True facts.

    Winky on
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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Irond Will wrote: »
    a donglet, if you will

    More of a ding than a dong

    Senjutsu on
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    So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    SiG has excellent taste in hot men

    I guess fleeing in a car is only a misdo in NY

    lame

    So It Goes on
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    TaminTamin Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Winky wrote: »
    You know what's easier than being awake?

    Being asleep.

    True facts.

    some days I wish I could just, you know, be dead for a month or so.

    Tamin on
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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    deet

    to the doot

    skippydumptruck on
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    poshnialloposhniallo Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Eddy wrote: »
    Oh man, posh's signature always makes me question the intellectual capabilities of white people

    I think you should just imagine Ross as this guy:

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    That's what I do now.

    Edit: dammit what's with these images?

    poshniallo on
    I figure I could take a bear.
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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited May 2011
    Eddy wrote: »
    Oh man, posh's signature always makes me question the intellectual capabilities of white people

    well maybe you guys ought to find some safer foods and take a shower every once in a while.

    also trim those weird hairy moles.

    srsly tho i went to a koren restaurant the other night and it was fuckin amazing. kalbi is so awesome

    Irond Will on
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    MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    poshniallo wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
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    Mim wrote: »
    also the police officer was hot as fuck

    I hate when that happens.

    A house down the street from mine was burning, so naturally I and the rest of the neighborhood came to watch it burn. I got distracted by this cute, butch Asian cop.

    Came to watch a house burn, stayed for the cop.

    he had a baby face and this blond buzz cut and was authoritative and manly without being condescending

    But a baby face that fit with his body, right? Cause I hate it when the face is small but the body is big.

    There are worse small things.

    I don't mind small things. I think if I ran into one, I'd be more open to trying other things.

    Date an Indian man. Men from India on average have a smaller penis than most men.

    I thought that myth fell on East Asian males (Chinese, Japanese, Koreans) than South East Asian males.

    Also, if I were to date an Indian man, or any man, it'd be for his personality.

    But the Indian food would be a serious bonus <3

    I go to public baths or the swimming pool or the gym in Japan - it's absolutely true about Japanese men being small on average. Made me feel much better about everyone being able to lift more and swim further than me.

    Yeah, but...they don't go to bath houses erect. So, maybe they're growers and not showers?

    Anyways, all penises (penisi?) are beautiful!

    Mim on
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    monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Irond Will wrote: »
    if i had to put a dong in my mouth or butt, i would look for the smallest dong i could find

    I can see that for the butt, but for the mouth? I'd hope for one that tastes like butterscotch.

    moniker on
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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    poshniallo wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    i thought modern, non anecdotal evidence suggested that differences in penis size is almost nonexistent across race

    There is a range, but really its mostly like half inch to inch at most on average difference. Of course with exceptions. India though really is like the only one with smaller condoms but I mean its not like they are pinky sized or anything. Also its not like it hurts with making kids with how quickly India is growing.

    Japanese guys are more thin than short. It was actually quite shocking first time. But fuck it, it's not like it matters at all.

    i mean it sort of does

    Casual Eddy on
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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    poshniallo wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    i thought modern, non anecdotal evidence suggested that differences in penis size is almost nonexistent across race

    There is a range, but really its mostly like half inch to inch at most on average difference. Of course with exceptions. India though really is like the only one with smaller condoms but I mean its not like they are pinky sized or anything. Also its not like it hurts with making kids with how quickly India is growing.

    Japanese guys are more thin than short. It was actually quite shocking first time. But fuck it, it's not like it matters at all.

    I felt like a fucking porn star in Japan. It was great. Really freaking awesome to me. Reminds me of a random story.

    Was at a friends moving to Tokyo party. He was the bartender at the bar I went to all the time. His girlfriends younger sister(she was 26), another friend and I were have a discussion. We were doing a uhh size comparisons with hands. Yeah I did my average size and it got a lot of, wow that is huge from both of them.

    Then my friend cock blocked me, which sucked because the little sister was fucking hawt and leaning and holding on to me the whole night. Oh well, such is life.

    Mazzyx on
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    monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Tamin wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    You know what's easier than being awake?

    Being asleep.

    True facts.

    some days I wish I could just, you know, be dead for a month or so.

    Medically induced coma? Just show up and be like, I'm super tired and my insurance should cover this right?

    moniker on
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited May 2011
    poshniallo wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    i thought modern, non anecdotal evidence suggested that differences in penis size is almost nonexistent across race

    There is a range, but really its mostly like half inch to inch at most on average difference. Of course with exceptions. India though really is like the only one with smaller condoms but I mean its not like they are pinky sized or anything. Also its not like it hurts with making kids with how quickly India is growing.

    Japanese guys are more thin than short. It was actually quite shocking first time. But fuck it, it's not like it matters at all.

    i mean it sort of does

    it so does

    Organichu on
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    GalahadGalahad Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I didn't want to fight w/ the insurance about the radio, 'cause I had no idea what happened to the receipts from 7 or so years ago when I bought it, so I was like, FINE, put a factory radio in.

    So...

    I've got a cassette player again.

    Galahad on
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    So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    oh no my cock is too big I please the ladies too much what do I doooo

    So It Goes on
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    poshnialloposhniallo Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Eddy wrote: »
    Oh man, posh's signature always makes me question the intellectual capabilities of white people

    well maybe you guys ought to find some safer foods and take a shower every once in a while.

    also trim those weird hairy moles.

    srsly tho i went to a koren restaurant the other night and it was fuckin amazing. kalbi is so awesome

    Yeah yakiniku (korean bbq) restaurants here always have all-you-can-eat deals, but I usually just eat meatmeatmeat and don't touch rice or whatever.

    The little dishes of beansprouts/carrot etc (namplu in Japanese I think, but dunno Korean) are really nice but not as good as meatmeatmeat.

    poshniallo on
    I figure I could take a bear.
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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited May 2011
    moniker wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    if i had to put a dong in my mouth or butt, i would look for the smallest dong i could find

    I can see that for the butt, but for the mouth? I'd hope for one that tastes like butterscotch.

    i bet that getting gagged by a dong is kind of awful.

    Irond Will on
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    TaminTamin Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    moniker wrote: »
    Tamin wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    You know what's easier than being awake?

    Being asleep.

    True facts.

    some days I wish I could just, you know, be dead for a month or so.

    Medically induced coma? Just show up and be like, I'm super tired and my insurance should cover this right?

    I like the way you think

    Tamin on
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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    So It Goes wrote: »
    oh no my cock is too big I please the ladies too much what do I doooo

    hahaha yesssss I was waiting for it

    Casual Eddy on
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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    SiG
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    Wash on
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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    So It Goes wrote: »
    oh no my cock is too big I please the ladies too much what do I doooo

    My penis is huge, but somehow I manage


    is apparently an actual Maori warrior chant or something

    I learned that from Shinto

    Senjutsu on
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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I can't imagine a good looking dude having a small penis

    Just doesn't seem to be in the cards

    Eddy on
    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited May 2011
    So It Goes wrote: »
    oh no my cock is too big I please the ladies too much what do I doooo

    #foreskinproblems

    Organichu on
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    monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    So It Goes wrote: »
    oh no my cock is too big I please the ladies too much what do I doooo

    This. This right here? You get me, SiG. You understand the challenges of my life.

    moniker on
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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Eddy wrote: »
    I can't imagine a good looking dude having a small penis

    Just doesn't seem to be in the cards

    oh it happens

    Casual Eddy on
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    So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    oh yeah I remember that last one from when Garret Hedlund totally picked me up and we went to the beach and made out


    yep

    So It Goes on
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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    so there I was

    balls deep in this lady's navel

    skippydumptruck on
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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2011
    Organichu wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    oh no my cock is too big I please the ladies too much what do I doooo

    #foreskinproblems

    you

    ugh


    why

    Nerdgasmic on
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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited May 2011
    poshniallo wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Eddy wrote: »
    Oh man, posh's signature always makes me question the intellectual capabilities of white people

    well maybe you guys ought to find some safer foods and take a shower every once in a while.

    also trim those weird hairy moles.

    srsly tho i went to a koren restaurant the other night and it was fuckin amazing. kalbi is so awesome

    Yeah yakiniku (korean bbq) restaurants here always have all-you-can-eat deals, but I usually just eat meatmeatmeat and don't touch rice or whatever.

    The little dishes of beansprouts/carrot etc (namplu in Japanese I think, but dunno Korean) are really nice but not as good as meatmeatmeat.

    this was a korean bbq, but it didn't do all you can eat of meat. they basically cooked up an order

    they'd bring as much of the little korean pickled side dishes as we wanted. and it was a lot of meat per order (we finished it, but had to kind of stretch there at the end).

    i have a lot of appreciation for korean food. it doesn't seem to have quite the range of chinese - the koreans really double down on the red bean/ sweet red chili/ garlic/ sesame/ vinegar, but to their credit it is pretty great.

    Irond Will on
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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    So It Goes wrote: »
    oh no my cock is too big I please the ladies too much what do I doooo

    So when you complain in chat and everyone patiently listens, do you find it easy to turn that positivity so quickly into mockery?

    Eddy on
    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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