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  • MimMim NEEDLES IN YO' FACE PLEASURE IN YO' BASE.Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Eddy wrote: »
    I can't imagine a good looking dude having a small penis

    Just doesn't seem to be in the cards

    Even still, a small penis isn't bad. It's just full of opportunities!

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  • poshnialloposhniallo Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Irond Will wrote: »
    poshniallo wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Eddy wrote: »
    Oh man, posh's signature always makes me question the intellectual capabilities of white people

    well maybe you guys ought to find some safer foods and take a shower every once in a while.

    also trim those weird hairy moles.

    srsly tho i went to a koren restaurant the other night and it was fuckin amazing. kalbi is so awesome

    Yeah yakiniku (korean bbq) restaurants here always have all-you-can-eat deals, but I usually just eat meatmeatmeat and don't touch rice or whatever.

    The little dishes of beansprouts/carrot etc (namplu in Japanese I think, but dunno Korean) are really nice but not as good as meatmeatmeat.

    this was a korean bbq, but it didn't do all you can eat of meat. they basically cooked up an order

    they'd bring as much of the little korean pickled side dishes as we wanted. and it was a lot of meat per order (we finished it, but had to kind of stretch there at the end).

    i have a lot of appreciation for korean food. it doesn't seem to have quite the range of chinese - the koreans really double down on the red bean/ sweet red chili/ garlic/ sesame/ vinegar, but to their credit it is pretty great.

    There is more variety to Korean food but you'll only find it in Korea.

    Of course China is a hundred times bigger and has had a lot longer to be adapted for western palates, so they can't compete at all.

    I figure I could take a bear.
  • SenjutsuSenjutsu fiddy too Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Eddy wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    oh no my cock is too big I please the ladies too much what do I doooo

    So when you complain in chat and everyone patiently listens, do you find it easy to turn that positivity so quickly into mockery?

    I know I do

    I assume it works that way for others as well

    Sarksus wrote: »
    I'm gonna get a PhD in incest.
  • Irond WillIrond Will Dragonmaster Cambridge. MASuper Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited May 2011
    ladies never brag about their enormous vaginas

    but some ladies have them

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  • So It GoesSo It Goes Justice.Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Eddy wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    oh no my cock is too big I please the ladies too much what do I doooo

    So when you complain in chat and everyone patiently listens, do you find it easy to turn that positivity so quickly into mockery?

    twas a joke dude

    NOPE.
  • LudiousLudious Festering butt-snuffler Dickville, pop: meRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Eddy you turn everything into a fight

    like a little person at a liquor store


    Google Talk: ludious83
  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    oh dear

    I'm chatting with a guy on okcupid and he linked me videos of him playing guitar and singing

    I think I'm in love with him

  • WashWash Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Jesus fuck, 3 websites tried that pop-up antivirus bullshit on me looking for pics of this guy. It's like some jerkoffs don't want people looking at him.

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  • MimMim NEEDLES IN YO' FACE PLEASURE IN YO' BASE.Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Irond Will wrote: »
    ladies never brag about their enormous vaginas

    but some ladies have them

    It's weird, but hearing "it's so small" cheers me up. but for guys its "it's so big"

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  • So It GoesSo It Goes Justice.Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Irond Will wrote: »
    ladies never brag about their enormous vaginas

    but some ladies have them

    vaginal hubris

    NOPE.
  • WashWash Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Garrett Hedlund's a handsome motherfucker, but his best quality is his voice. Dude's got a fantastic voice.

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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    America is facing some tough challenges right now

  • SenjutsuSenjutsu fiddy too Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Ludious wrote: »
    Eddy you turn everything into a fight

    like a little person at a liquor store

    prob just feeling sensitive about his small penis

    Sarksus wrote: »
    I'm gonna get a PhD in incest.
  • WashWash Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Mim wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    ladies never brag about their enormous vaginas

    but some ladies have them

    It's weird, but hearing "it's so small" cheers me up. but for guys its "it's so big"

    End of the day, a tight fit is optimal.

    08owef8ecd0o.jpg

  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited May 2011
    fluffy, give me a link to your chat

  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    America is facing some tough challenges right now

    which we are meeting ably

    *leer*

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  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Gatekeeper of D&D [chat] Toronto, CanadaRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Mim wrote: »
    Eddy wrote: »
    I can't imagine a good looking dude having a small penis

    Just doesn't seem to be in the cards

    Even still, a small penis isn't bad. It's just full of opportunities!

    The implication that small penises deserve anything other than pity and mockery offends me!

    (Oh god you guys my penis is average at best, help me deal with my status as a non-person)

  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I'm with SiG. it's just too hilarious when people get braggy about their penis

  • So It GoesSo It Goes Justice.Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Garrett Hedlund's a handsome motherfucker, but his best quality is his voice. Dude's got a fantastic voice.

    mmm yes

    ok next find me some ummm

    shoot I dunno

    NOPE.
  • Irond WillIrond Will Dragonmaster Cambridge. MASuper Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited May 2011
    America is facing some tough challenges right now

    we should probably just go ahead and arm everybody

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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Organichu wrote: »
    America is facing some tough challenges right now

    which we are meeting ably

    *leer*

    carbon dioxide

    they call it pollution

    we call it life

  • MimMim NEEDLES IN YO' FACE PLEASURE IN YO' BASE.Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Mim wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    ladies never brag about their enormous vaginas

    but some ladies have them

    It's weird, but hearing "it's so small" cheers me up. but for guys its "it's so big"

    End of the day, a tight fit is optimal.

    And you know, its good that you can control tightness, but you can't control length.

    Being a girl is awesome. 8-)

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  • WashWash Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    fluffy, give me a link to your chat

    BAMF

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  • MimMim NEEDLES IN YO' FACE PLEASURE IN YO' BASE.Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Eddy wrote: »
    I can't imagine a good looking dude having a small penis

    Just doesn't seem to be in the cards

    Even still, a small penis isn't bad. It's just full of opportunities!

    The implication that small penises deserve anything other than pity and mockery offends me!

    (Oh god you guys my penis is average at best, help me deal with my status as a non-person)

    They all deserve love and respect! All genitals do <3

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  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Moving on from the gargantuan size of my penis, this is pretty awesome and I kind of want it.

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  • WashWash Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Mim wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    ladies never brag about their enormous vaginas

    but some ladies have them

    It's weird, but hearing "it's so small" cheers me up. but for guys its "it's so big"

    End of the day, a tight fit is optimal.

    And you know, its good that you can control tightness, but you can't control length.

    Being a girl is awesome. 8-)

    I dunno man, I can control length. Like right now, nothing special. Were I to look at a picture of Olivia Wilde? Now we're talking.

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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    my vagina is the mucusyist

  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited May 2011
    my ex-ex is kind of a size queen, which made me nervous for a while, as I am average like 2.5 kids

    but she keeps coming back for more, so

  • SenjutsuSenjutsu fiddy too Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    moniker wrote: »
    Moving on from the gargantuan size of my penis, this is pretty awesome and I kind of want it.

    tumblr_ljt81jmSUN1qzhh1eo1_400.jpg

    where do you put your penis in it

    Sarksus wrote: »
    I'm gonna get a PhD in incest.
  • Irond WillIrond Will Dragonmaster Cambridge. MASuper Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited May 2011
    it doesn't really seem like length is all that much of an asset

    i mean to say that no one has ever expressed great joy in my presence at having their cervix pounded

    but sometimes i get a rogue GIS and there are dudes with comically long dongs

    like

    what are you gonna do with that thing?

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  • WashWash Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    moniker wrote: »
    Moving on from the gargantuan size of my penis, this is pretty awesome and I kind of want it.

    tumblr_ljt81jmSUN1qzhh1eo1_400.jpg

    Man, ever since the floor opened up into a bottomless abyss and the grail disappeared in it, the property value of that place has just plummeted.

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  • MimMim NEEDLES IN YO' FACE PLEASURE IN YO' BASE.Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    fluffy, give me a link to your chat

    BAMF

    Oh my god.

    Tony Leung <3 (I watched "The Lover" to see him naked)

    Faye Wong! <3 "Eyes on Me" is still my shit after all these years.

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  • WashWash Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Thickness is better.

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  • Irond WillIrond Will Dragonmaster Cambridge. MASuper Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited May 2011
    moniker wrote: »
    Moving on from the gargantuan size of my penis, this is pretty awesome and I kind of want it.

    tumblr_ljt81jmSUN1qzhh1eo1_400.jpg

    it's uh petra and a pile of books?

    librarians are kinda fucked up moniker

    you're like quilters or something

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  • MimMim NEEDLES IN YO' FACE PLEASURE IN YO' BASE.Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Mim wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    ladies never brag about their enormous vaginas

    but some ladies have them

    It's weird, but hearing "it's so small" cheers me up. but for guys its "it's so big"

    End of the day, a tight fit is optimal.

    And you know, its good that you can control tightness, but you can't control length.

    Being a girl is awesome. 8-)

    I dunno man, I can control length. Like right now, nothing special. Were I to look at a picture of Olivia Wilde? Now we're talking.

    Yeah, but you can't go any longer without surgery.

    WXaMaCA.jpg
  • So It GoesSo It Goes Justice.Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    somehow I got a papercut today

    NOPE.
  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    nope huge dongs are great you guys

    sorry

  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    ladies be all like

    whose secretions are least viscous

  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    So It Goes wrote: »
    somehow I got a papercut today

    n00b

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  • DynagripDynagrip destroy everything you touch Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2011
    aside from my project exploding today was a decent day.

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