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  • MimMim Status: Why You Always Lyin'? Stop fuckin' lyin'. Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Eddy wrote: »
    I can't imagine a good looking dude having a small penis

    Just doesn't seem to be in the cards

    Even still, a small penis isn't bad. It's just full of opportunities!

    Mim on
  • poshnialloposhniallo Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Irond Will wrote: »
    poshniallo wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Eddy wrote: »
    Oh man, posh's signature always makes me question the intellectual capabilities of white people

    well maybe you guys ought to find some safer foods and take a shower every once in a while.

    also trim those weird hairy moles.

    srsly tho i went to a koren restaurant the other night and it was fuckin amazing. kalbi is so awesome

    Yeah yakiniku (korean bbq) restaurants here always have all-you-can-eat deals, but I usually just eat meatmeatmeat and don't touch rice or whatever.

    The little dishes of beansprouts/carrot etc (namplu in Japanese I think, but dunno Korean) are really nice but not as good as meatmeatmeat.

    this was a korean bbq, but it didn't do all you can eat of meat. they basically cooked up an order

    they'd bring as much of the little korean pickled side dishes as we wanted. and it was a lot of meat per order (we finished it, but had to kind of stretch there at the end).

    i have a lot of appreciation for korean food. it doesn't seem to have quite the range of chinese - the koreans really double down on the red bean/ sweet red chili/ garlic/ sesame/ vinegar, but to their credit it is pretty great.

    There is more variety to Korean food but you'll only find it in Korea.

    Of course China is a hundred times bigger and has had a lot longer to be adapted for western palates, so they can't compete at all.

    poshniallo on
    I figure I could take a bear.
  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Eddy wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    oh no my cock is too big I please the ladies too much what do I doooo

    So when you complain in chat and everyone patiently listens, do you find it easy to turn that positivity so quickly into mockery?

    I know I do

    I assume it works that way for others as well

    Senjutsu on
    Sarksus wrote: »
    I'm gonna get a PhD in incest.
  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited May 2011
    ladies never brag about their enormous vaginas

    but some ladies have them

    Irond Will on
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  • So It GoesSo It Goes Deal me in.Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Eddy wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    oh no my cock is too big I please the ladies too much what do I doooo

    So when you complain in chat and everyone patiently listens, do you find it easy to turn that positivity so quickly into mockery?

    twas a joke dude

    So It Goes on
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  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Eddy you turn everything into a fight

    like a little person at a liquor store

    Ludious on
  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Frozen Tundra NYCRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    oh dear

    I'm chatting with a guy on okcupid and he linked me videos of him playing guitar and singing

    I think I'm in love with him

    Casual Eddy on
    Elki wrote: »

    Casual Eddy: best poster 2014.
    tyrannus wrote: »
    Casual Eddy: best poster of 2015

    gotta update that stuff man
  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Jesus fuck, 3 websites tried that pop-up antivirus bullshit on me looking for pics of this guy. It's like some jerkoffs don't want people looking at him.

    Wash on
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  • MimMim Status: Why You Always Lyin'? Stop fuckin' lyin'. Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Irond Will wrote: »
    ladies never brag about their enormous vaginas

    but some ladies have them

    It's weird, but hearing "it's so small" cheers me up. but for guys its "it's so big"

    Mim on
  • So It GoesSo It Goes Deal me in.Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Irond Will wrote: »
    ladies never brag about their enormous vaginas

    but some ladies have them

    vaginal hubris

    So It Goes on
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  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Garrett Hedlund's a handsome motherfucker, but his best quality is his voice. Dude's got a fantastic voice.

    Wash on
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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck chop wood, carry water Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    America is facing some tough challenges right now

    skippydumptruck on
  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Ludious wrote: »
    Eddy you turn everything into a fight

    like a little person at a liquor store

    prob just feeling sensitive about his small penis

    Senjutsu on
    Sarksus wrote: »
    I'm gonna get a PhD in incest.
  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Mim wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    ladies never brag about their enormous vaginas

    but some ladies have them

    It's weird, but hearing "it's so small" cheers me up. but for guys its "it's so big"

    End of the day, a tight fit is optimal.

    Wash on
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  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited May 2011
    fluffy, give me a link to your chat

    Jacobkosh on
  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    America is facing some tough challenges right now

    which we are meeting ably

    *leer*

    Organichu on
  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal Oh, hello puppy! Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Mim wrote: »
    Eddy wrote: »
    I can't imagine a good looking dude having a small penis

    Just doesn't seem to be in the cards

    Even still, a small penis isn't bad. It's just full of opportunities!

    The implication that small penises deserve anything other than pity and mockery offends me!

    (Oh god you guys my penis is average at best, help me deal with my status as a non-person)

    BeNarwhal on
    Narwhal I think you should make "Sometimes while someone is explaining something to me, I am thinking about rockets" your signature
  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Frozen Tundra NYCRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I'm with SiG. it's just too hilarious when people get braggy about their penis

    Casual Eddy on
    Elki wrote: »

    Casual Eddy: best poster 2014.
    tyrannus wrote: »
    Casual Eddy: best poster of 2015

    gotta update that stuff man
  • So It GoesSo It Goes Deal me in.Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Garrett Hedlund's a handsome motherfucker, but his best quality is his voice. Dude's got a fantastic voice.

    mmm yes

    ok next find me some ummm

    shoot I dunno

    So It Goes on
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  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited May 2011
    America is facing some tough challenges right now

    we should probably just go ahead and arm everybody

    Irond Will on
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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck chop wood, carry water Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Organichu wrote: »
    America is facing some tough challenges right now

    which we are meeting ably

    *leer*

    carbon dioxide

    they call it pollution

    we call it life

    skippydumptruck on
  • MimMim Status: Why You Always Lyin'? Stop fuckin' lyin'. Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Mim wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    ladies never brag about their enormous vaginas

    but some ladies have them

    It's weird, but hearing "it's so small" cheers me up. but for guys its "it's so big"

    End of the day, a tight fit is optimal.

    And you know, its good that you can control tightness, but you can't control length.

    Being a girl is awesome. 8-)

    Mim on
  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    fluffy, give me a link to your chat

    BAMF

    Wash on
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  • MimMim Status: Why You Always Lyin'? Stop fuckin' lyin'. Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Eddy wrote: »
    I can't imagine a good looking dude having a small penis

    Just doesn't seem to be in the cards

    Even still, a small penis isn't bad. It's just full of opportunities!

    The implication that small penises deserve anything other than pity and mockery offends me!

    (Oh god you guys my penis is average at best, help me deal with my status as a non-person)

    They all deserve love and respect! All genitals do <3

    Mim on
  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Moving on from the gargantuan size of my penis, this is pretty awesome and I kind of want it.

    tumblr_ljt81jmSUN1qzhh1eo1_400.jpg

    moniker on
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  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Mim wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    ladies never brag about their enormous vaginas

    but some ladies have them

    It's weird, but hearing "it's so small" cheers me up. but for guys its "it's so big"

    End of the day, a tight fit is optimal.

    And you know, its good that you can control tightness, but you can't control length.

    Being a girl is awesome. 8-)

    I dunno man, I can control length. Like right now, nothing special. Were I to look at a picture of Olivia Wilde? Now we're talking.

    Wash on
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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck chop wood, carry water Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    my vagina is the mucusyist

    skippydumptruck on
  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited May 2011
    my ex-ex is kind of a size queen, which made me nervous for a while, as I am average like 2.5 kids

    but she keeps coming back for more, so

    Jacobkosh on
  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    moniker wrote: »
    Moving on from the gargantuan size of my penis, this is pretty awesome and I kind of want it.

    tumblr_ljt81jmSUN1qzhh1eo1_400.jpg

    where do you put your penis in it

    Senjutsu on
    Sarksus wrote: »
    I'm gonna get a PhD in incest.
  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited May 2011
    it doesn't really seem like length is all that much of an asset

    i mean to say that no one has ever expressed great joy in my presence at having their cervix pounded

    but sometimes i get a rogue GIS and there are dudes with comically long dongs

    like

    what are you gonna do with that thing?

    Irond Will on
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  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    moniker wrote: »
    Moving on from the gargantuan size of my penis, this is pretty awesome and I kind of want it.

    tumblr_ljt81jmSUN1qzhh1eo1_400.jpg

    Man, ever since the floor opened up into a bottomless abyss and the grail disappeared in it, the property value of that place has just plummeted.

    Wash on
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  • MimMim Status: Why You Always Lyin'? Stop fuckin' lyin'. Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    fluffy, give me a link to your chat

    BAMF

    Oh my god.

    Tony Leung <3 (I watched "The Lover" to see him naked)

    Faye Wong! <3 "Eyes on Me" is still my shit after all these years.

    Mim on
  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Thickness is better.

    Wash on
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  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited May 2011
    moniker wrote: »
    Moving on from the gargantuan size of my penis, this is pretty awesome and I kind of want it.

    tumblr_ljt81jmSUN1qzhh1eo1_400.jpg

    it's uh petra and a pile of books?

    librarians are kinda fucked up moniker

    you're like quilters or something

    Irond Will on
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  • MimMim Status: Why You Always Lyin'? Stop fuckin' lyin'. Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Mim wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    ladies never brag about their enormous vaginas

    but some ladies have them

    It's weird, but hearing "it's so small" cheers me up. but for guys its "it's so big"

    End of the day, a tight fit is optimal.

    And you know, its good that you can control tightness, but you can't control length.

    Being a girl is awesome. 8-)

    I dunno man, I can control length. Like right now, nothing special. Were I to look at a picture of Olivia Wilde? Now we're talking.

    Yeah, but you can't go any longer without surgery.

    Mim on
  • So It GoesSo It Goes Deal me in.Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    somehow I got a papercut today

    So It Goes on
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  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Frozen Tundra NYCRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    nope huge dongs are great you guys

    sorry

    Casual Eddy on
    Elki wrote: »

    Casual Eddy: best poster 2014.
    tyrannus wrote: »
    Casual Eddy: best poster of 2015

    gotta update that stuff man
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck chop wood, carry water Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    ladies be all like

    whose secretions are least viscous

    skippydumptruck on
  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    So It Goes wrote: »
    somehow I got a papercut today

    n00b

    Organichu on
  • DynagripDynagrip destroy everything you touch Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2011
    aside from my project exploding today was a decent day.

    Dynagrip on
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