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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu fiddy too Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Thickness is better.

    witness the thickness as I kick this

    Sarksus wrote: »
    I'm gonna get a PhD in incest.
  • Irond WillIrond Will Dragonmaster Cambridge. MASuper Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited May 2011
    my vagina is the mucusyist

    my labias are puffy like two queen-sized pillows

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  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Irond Will wrote: »
    it doesn't really seem like length is all that much of an asset

    i mean to say that no one has ever expressed great joy in my presence at having their cervix pounded

    but sometimes i get a rogue GIS and there are dudes with comically long dongs

    like

    what are you gonna do with that thing?

    It helps counterbalance the sheer mass of my rippling biceps. You know, like a tripod.

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  • MazzyxMazzyx Changing the World Order. Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Personally I think the Petra made of books is pretty awesome.

    Eddy have you have had a huge dong probe you?

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  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    length is just annoying

    sometimes it hurts when the cervix is hit

    it's not "hot" to be in pain from that

    HOW DO YOU FUCK UP BAGELS. YOU BOIL THE WATER. PUT IN THE NOODLES
  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Mim wrote: »
    They all deserve love and respect! All genitals do <3

    Love and respect with gentle confidence and a medium pace.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch, man" fallacy.
  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited May 2011
    ugh, I've got this really uncomfortable feeling in my head, like a pressure in my sinuses

    except it's not really a headache, it's more like someone expanded a balloon back there

    I keep reflexively swallowing and blowing my nose to clear it but nothing comes out

    I hope this isn't, like, a pending stroke

  • LudiousLudious Festering butt-snuffler Dickville, pop: meRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Speaking of quilters, I contend that the creepiest fucking place on earth is any given state fair/carnival that has that section that's in like the fairgrounds convention center, or a 4h warehouse that has the booths with quilts, and oil paintings and bee keepers.

    And everyone there is like 1,000 years old.


    Google Talk: ludious83
  • WashWash Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    One of the best incentives about losing weight is that for every 30 pounds dropped, it looks about an inch bigger. So 90 pounds from now, my dick will go from average to above-average. That's like the best weight-loss present ever.

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2011
    size welfare queens

    living off the state

    @nealcm @faynor
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  • EddyEddy pale Gengars I loved beside Cerulean CaveRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Ludious wrote: »
    Eddy you turn everything into a fight

    like a little person at a liquor store

    This is actually me irl

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30GD25un0XQ

  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Irond Will wrote: »
    moniker wrote: »
    Moving on from the gargantuan size of my penis, this is pretty awesome and I kind of want it.

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    it's uh petra and a pile of books?

    librarians are kinda fucked up moniker

    you're like quilters or something

    In comparison to some of Damien Hirst's work, sculpting Petra out of an encylopaedia is old hat.

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  • WashWash Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    MikeMan wrote: »
    length is just annoying

    sometimes it hurts when the cervix is hit

    it's not "hot" to be in pain from that

    Does it bother your vagina when the well-endowed southern gentleman pound dat?

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  • LudiousLudious Festering butt-snuffler Dickville, pop: meRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Spoiler:


    Google Talk: ludious83
  • MazzyxMazzyx Changing the World Order. Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I knew you were a half person Eddy. A ginger.

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  • Irond WillIrond Will Dragonmaster Cambridge. MASuper Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited May 2011
    MikeMan wrote: »
    length is just annoying

    sometimes it hurts when the cervix is hit

    it's not "hot" to be in pain from that

    i know right?

    and it's not exactly awesome running into cervix either

    it's like

    sorry baby

    guess i need to find a girl with a bigger vagina

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  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
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    Marilyn Monroe on Errol Flyyn's penis:

    Did I ever tell you about the time I saw Errol Flynn whip out his prick and play the piano with it? Oh well, it was a hundred years ago, I’d just got into modeling, and I went to this half-ass party, and Errol Flynn, so pleased with himself, he was there and he took out his prick and played the piano with it. Thumped the keys. He played You Are My Sunshine. Christ! Everybody says Milton Berle has the biggest schlong in Hollywood. But who cares?

  • SenjutsuSenjutsu fiddy too Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    size welfare queens

    living off the state

    living large off the state, you mean

    Sarksus wrote: »
    I'm gonna get a PhD in incest.
  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Don't treat me like potato. Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    In college, I knew a gay kid with the nickname "volcano".

    He didn't know that it was because his penis was the shape of a volcano. Actually, he had to have known. When your dick is shaped like a cone and people call you volcano, you make the connection. Which kind of begs the question as to why he embraced it.

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  • MimMim NEEDLES IN YO' FACE PLEASURE IN YO' BASE.Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    MikeMan wrote: »
    length is just annoying

    sometimes it hurts when the cervix is hit

    it's not "hot" to be in pain from that

    It sucks when it hurts. But when it's done right, it's awesome.

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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    my penis is most pungent

  • LawndartLawndart Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Mim wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    length is just annoying

    sometimes it hurts when the cervix is hit

    it's not "hot" to be in pain from that

    It sucks when it hurts. But when it's done right, it's awesome.

    The most appropriate avatar/post combination ever?

  • LudiousLudious Festering butt-snuffler Dickville, pop: meRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    the cervix is a myth


    Google Talk: ludious83
  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    There's a right way to hit a cervix? Is it like a secret knock?

  • WashWash Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    In college, I knew a gay kid with the nickname "volcano".

    He didn't know that it was because his penis was the shape of a volcano. Actually, he had to have known. When your dick is shaped like a cone and people call you volcano, you make the connection. Which kind of begs the question as to why he embraced it.

    Chicks dug that hot eruption.

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  • So It GoesSo It Goes Justice.Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    it can definitely be too big

    NOPE.
  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Irond Will wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    length is just annoying

    sometimes it hurts when the cervix is hit

    it's not "hot" to be in pain from that

    i know right?

    and it's not exactly awesome running into cervix either

    it's like

    sorry baby

    guess i need to find a girl with a bigger vagina
    yepppppp

    le sigh

    HOW DO YOU FUCK UP BAGELS. YOU BOIL THE WATER. PUT IN THE NOODLES
  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    mikeman your lady friend seemed lovely

  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    There's a right way to hit a cervix? Is it like a secret knock?

    Shave and a haircut.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch, man" fallacy.
  • WinkyWinky Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    There's a right way to hit a cervix? Is it like a secret knock?

    In my experience, any interaction with the cervix ends in people complaining and walking funny and you feeling bad about yourself.

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  • MimMim NEEDLES IN YO' FACE PLEASURE IN YO' BASE.Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    There's a right way to hit a cervix? Is it like a secret knock?

    You can't do it instantly. You have to build up to it.

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  • EddyEddy pale Gengars I loved beside Cerulean CaveRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    If I were a ginger I'd probably join a cult or something

  • WashWash Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    There's a right way to hit a cervix? Is it like a secret knock?

    It's actually the beat to "It's a Long Road to Tipperary"

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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    penis parmesana

  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    mikeman your lady friend seemed lovely
    yay!

    she liked you

    she had a lot of fun meeting all my friends but it was a bit overwhelming

    but yes she was a hit

    HOW DO YOU FUCK UP BAGELS. YOU BOIL THE WATER. PUT IN THE NOODLES
  • WashWash Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    length is just annoying

    sometimes it hurts when the cervix is hit

    it's not "hot" to be in pain from that

    i know right?

    and it's not exactly awesome running into cervix either

    it's like

    sorry baby

    guess i need to find a girl with a bigger vagina
    yepppppp

    le sigh

    Wait. For real now. Virgin in the room. Is that an actual problem?

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  • Irond WillIrond Will Dragonmaster Cambridge. MASuper Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited May 2011
    Eddy wrote: »
    If I were a ginger I'd probably join a cult or something

    if you were a ginger, they probably wouldn't let you in

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  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Mim wrote: »
    There's a right way to hit a cervix? Is it like a secret knock?

    You can't do it instantly. You have to build up to it.

    Send a telegram to the cervix, just to let it know you're planning to drop by later.

    Then show up an hour late, so it has time to think about what's coming.

  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Lawndart wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    length is just annoying

    sometimes it hurts when the cervix is hit

    it's not "hot" to be in pain from that

    It sucks when it hurts. But when it's done right, it's awesome.

    The most appropriate avatar/post combination ever?

    Oh Pam.

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  • WinkyWinky Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Oh and blood.

    I feel like, for one man, I have seen far too much blood come out of vaginas first-hand.

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