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  • MimMim NEEDLES IN YO' FACE PLEASURE IN YO' BASE.Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Lawndart wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    I would watch out for girls with Asian in them.

    Do you have any Asian in you?

    Would you like a little Asian in you?

    More concerned with putting a little mulatto in 'em.

    Because I just needed the excuse.

    "Mulatto Butts" is both my ringtone and my dad's ringtone.

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  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    jesus and you guys are always going on about how awful butts are

  • MimMim NEEDLES IN YO' FACE PLEASURE IN YO' BASE.Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Winky wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote:
    Those few days of heavy flow is like going up the River Nile during the plague of blood.

    Only I've never even had sex with a girl while she was on her period.

    All of the times I've seen it happen it has definitely been some damage I just inflicted.

    And it does not feel good to know that your cock was just an instrument of harm.

    Yeah, penises can be dangerous.

    I am never taking a girl's word for it when she says "fuck me as hard as you can" ever again.

    Did we...did we have sex together or something?
    Spoiler:

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  • WinkyWinky Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Mim wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    even in the deepest throes of passion I have always been more than happy to just wait out Aunt Flo

    Why? Those are sometimes the best days to go for it!

    I was scared off by it after tentative probing.

    At the time, it felt kind of like she was keeping an inflated balloon in there.

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  • WashWash Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Winky wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote:
    Those few days of heavy flow is like going up the River Nile during the plague of blood.

    Only I've never even had sex with a girl while she was on her period.

    All of the times I've seen it happen it has definitely been some damage I just inflicted.

    And it does not feel good to know that your cock was just an instrument of harm.

    'Cept when you cockslap someone. Then you just feel really proud until you start to question the origin of your erection.

    Ugh, and then you have to apologize to your dad. It's almost not worth the trouble.

    Ahahahahaha

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  • LudiousLudious Festering butt-snuffler Dickville, pop: meRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    It's funny how evolution kinda dropped the ball on our upper respiratory system.

    Allergies, deviated septums, collapsing air passages at rest, etc. etc.


    Google Talk: ludious83
  • MazzyxMazzyx Changing the World Order. Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Nothing goes near my butt unless I am knocked out now. That is a no no zone.

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  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    jesus and you guys are always going on about how awful butts are

    vaginas are awesome

    the vaginas winky fucks are probably retarded, you know the girls he likes

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  • WashWash Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Winky wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    even in the deepest throes of passion I have always been more than happy to just wait out Aunt Flo

    Why? Those are sometimes the best days to go for it!

    I was scared off by it after tentative probing.

    At the time, it felt kind of like she was keeping an inflated balloon in there.

    The objective is to pop it.

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  • MazzyxMazzyx Changing the World Order. Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Ludious wrote: »
    It's funny how evolution kinda dropped the ball on our upper respiratory system.

    Allergies, deviated septums, collapsing air passages at rest, etc. etc.

    Ehh, our plumbing is sufficient but I wouldn't say natural plumbing is really high quality no matter where.

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  • WinkyWinky Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Mim wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote:
    Those few days of heavy flow is like going up the River Nile during the plague of blood.

    Only I've never even had sex with a girl while she was on her period.

    All of the times I've seen it happen it has definitely been some damage I just inflicted.

    And it does not feel good to know that your cock was just an instrument of harm.

    Yeah, penises can be dangerous.

    I am never taking a girl's word for it when she says "fuck me as hard as you can" ever again.

    Did we...did we have sex together or something?
    Spoiler:

    Honestly, it should really just be filed under the larger "women are liars and should never be trusted" rule.

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  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Organichu wrote: »
    jesus and you guys are always going on about how awful butts are

    vaginas are awesome

    the vaginas winky fucks are probably retarded, you know the girls he likes

    haha, well played

  • LawndartLawndart Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Man, I must either have the daintiest fun-sized cocks ever, or I've been exclusively fucking women with vaginas made of vulcanized rubber.

    I mean, they don't seem that fragile to me.

  • WashWash Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    i don't have a phone but i want that mulatto butts ringtone now

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  • Silas BrownSilas Brown Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    i don't have a phone but i want that mulatto butts ringtone now

    I need it. That is fucking brilliant.

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  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Ludious wrote: »
    It's funny how evolution kinda dropped the ball on our upper respiratory system.

    Allergies, deviated septums, collapsing air passages at rest, etc. etc.

    We should have blowholes like dolphins. Never have to worry about choking again.

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  • MimMim NEEDLES IN YO' FACE PLEASURE IN YO' BASE.Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Winky wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    even in the deepest throes of passion I have always been more than happy to just wait out Aunt Flo

    Why? Those are sometimes the best days to go for it!

    I was scared off by it after tentative probing.

    At the time, it felt kind of like she was keeping an inflated balloon in there.

    ...during Aunt Flo?!

    Some girls just get horny during periods. Then you can have shower sex!

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  • LudiousLudious Festering butt-snuffler Dickville, pop: meRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    It's funny how evolution kinda dropped the ball on our upper respiratory system.

    Allergies, deviated septums, collapsing air passages at rest, etc. etc.

    Ehh, our plumbing is sufficient but I wouldn't say natural plumbing is really high quality no matter where.

    water based mammalia have banging respiratory systems.


    Google Talk: ludious83
  • LudiousLudious Festering butt-snuffler Dickville, pop: meRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    re: moniker's comment preceding my own...

    I rest my case.


    Google Talk: ludious83
  • LawndartLawndart Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    i don't have a phone but i want that mulatto butts ringtone now

    I need it. That is fucking brilliant.

    Due to popular demand, they made it available as a free download from the Archer page on the FX website.

  • MimMim NEEDLES IN YO' FACE PLEASURE IN YO' BASE.Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    i don't have a phone but i want that mulatto butts ringtone now

    My phone is old so I had to use the voice recording tool to get it on there.

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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Lawndart wrote: »
    Man, I must either have the daintiest fun-sized cocks ever, or I've been exclusively fucking women with vaginas made of vulcanized rubber.

    I mean, they don't seem that fragile to me.

    fillin pinatas with your cocks, for the children to scramble after

    ladies enjoying 100 calorie snack packs of your cocks

  • WashWash Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Winky, women aren't liars, they're just all crazy. And why wouldn't they be, they bleed from their sexholes and their boobs produce beverage. That's some wacky shit to deal with.

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  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited May 2011
    Irond Will wrote: »
    hey jake what are the best wong kar wai movies?

    netflix instant has:

    fallen angels
    as tears go by
    days of being wild
    happy together
    eros
    ashes of time redux

    they dont have chungking express

    fallen angels is pretty good. it's sort of like what he did with 2046 - it's unused footage from chungking, cut into a different movie. kind of a weird cross between a crime thriller and a sweet indie romance.

    the best on that list are days of being wild and happy together, followed by ashes of time. the first one is a period piece like in the mood for love but a little more zippy and fast-paced. happy together is just a really good relationship drama, kind of leisurely-paced and contemplative but utterly gorgeous. ashes of time is a really good martial arts flick, I think it kind of presages your crouching tigers and heros and so forth.

    I haven't seen the other two.

  • WinkyWinky Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Lawndart wrote: »
    Man, I must either have the daintiest fun-sized cocks ever, or I've been exclusively fucking women with vaginas made of vulcanized rubber.

    I mean, they don't seem that fragile to me.

    I think women have wildly varying penis tolerance.

    For instance, the girl I dated would probably just be ripped in half by stuff that Sasha Grey does.

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  • Silas BrownSilas Brown Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Lawndart wrote: »
    i don't have a phone but i want that mulatto butts ringtone now

    I need it. That is fucking brilliant.

    Due to popular demand, they made it available as a free download from the Archer page on the FX website.

    Woohoo! Lawndart, you are a gentleman and a scholar!

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  • WashWash Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Mim wrote: »
    i don't have a phone but i want that mulatto butts ringtone now

    My phone is old so I had to use the voice recording tool to get it on there.

    Only problem with the song is that the dad's white? C'mon.


    C'mon.

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  • So It GoesSo It Goes Justice.Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    gross chat tonight

    NOPE.
  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    i should take a sleeping pill and peace out

  • MazzyxMazzyx Changing the World Order. Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Its bodily function [chat] tonight. With a focus on fun holes and fun poles!

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  • MimMim NEEDLES IN YO' FACE PLEASURE IN YO' BASE.Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Lawndart wrote: »
    Man, I must either have the daintiest fun-sized cocks ever, or I've been exclusively fucking women with vaginas made of vulcanized rubber.

    I mean, they don't seem that fragile to me.

    Ultimately, it depends on how much preparation has gone into the foreplay/sexings before doing it.

    Sometimes, some of you men just like to go in without some prep time.

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  • Irond WillIrond Will Dragonmaster Cambridge. MASuper Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited May 2011
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    hey jake what are the best wong kar wai movies?

    netflix instant has:

    fallen angels
    as tears go by
    days of being wild
    happy together
    eros
    ashes of time redux

    they dont have chungking express

    fallen angels is pretty good. it's sort of like what he did with 2046 - it's unused footage from chungking, cut into a different movie. kind of a weird cross between a crime thriller and a sweet indie romance.

    the best on that list are days of being wild and happy together, followed by ashes of time. the first one is a period piece like in the mood for love but a little more zippy and fast-paced. happy together is just a really good relationship drama, kind of leisurely-paced and contemplative but utterly gorgeous. ashes of time is a really good martial arts flick, I think it kind of presages your crouching tigers and heros and so forth.

    I haven't seen the other two.

    i guess i will start with days of being wild then

    by all indications, eros was a complete failure.

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  • South hostSouth host I obey without question Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Why the hell did they give the ED-209 ammo for its demonstration in Robocop?

    Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Winky wrote: »
    Lawndart wrote: »
    Man, I must either have the daintiest fun-sized cocks ever, or I've been exclusively fucking women with vaginas made of vulcanized rubber.

    I mean, they don't seem that fragile to me.

    I think women have wildly varying penis tolerance.

    For instance, the girl I dated would probably just be ripped in half by stuff that Sasha Grey does.

    I'm going to guess that most pornstars build up to the 24 man triple penetration gangbangs and don't start there right after losing their virginity.

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  • ElkiElki hegemon globalSuper Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited May 2011
    Is it time for the movie naming game?

  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I hope I'm not getting an ear infection

    again

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  • ZampanovZampanov You May Not Go Home Until Tonight Has Been MagicalRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    South host wrote: »
    Why the hell did they give the ED-209 ammo for its demonstration in Robocop?

    I love how ridiculous that scene is

    and the rest of the movie

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    PSN/XBL: Zampanov -- Steam: Zampanov
  • LudiousLudious Festering butt-snuffler Dickville, pop: meRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I am going to be honest

    bloody vagina chat has not been my favorite

    can't we all talk about our mental disorders for a while


    Google Talk: ludious83
  • AvrahamAvraham white men holding kittens dot tumblr dot comRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    saw a kid throwing a tantrum in a restaurant today

    I guess it's good that his mom didn't give in to his petulant demands
    but I'm baffled that she didn't do anything when he was kicking the wall over and over, wanting to go home

    Who the heck lets their kid get away with that? The owners of the joint were sitting like three tables away, trying to enjoy a sandwich.

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  • So It GoesSo It Goes Justice.Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Ludious wrote: »
    I am going to be honest

    bloody vagina chat has not been my favorite

    can't we all talk about our mental disorders for a while

    alcoholism is fun!

    NOPE.
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