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  • MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Lawndart wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    I would watch out for girls with Asian in them.

    Do you have any Asian in you?

    Would you like a little Asian in you?

    More concerned with putting a little mulatto in 'em.

    Because I just needed the excuse.

    "Mulatto Butts" is both my ringtone and my dad's ringtone.

    Mim on
  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    jesus and you guys are always going on about how awful butts are

    Casual Eddy on
  • MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Winky wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote:
    Those few days of heavy flow is like going up the River Nile during the plague of blood.

    Only I've never even had sex with a girl while she was on her period.

    All of the times I've seen it happen it has definitely been some damage I just inflicted.

    And it does not feel good to know that your cock was just an instrument of harm.

    Yeah, penises can be dangerous.

    I am never taking a girl's word for it when she says "fuck me as hard as you can" ever again.

    Did we...did we have sex together or something?
    Really, I believe its just a too common thing that happens during sex.

    Mim on
  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Mim wrote: »
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    even in the deepest throes of passion I have always been more than happy to just wait out Aunt Flo

    Why? Those are sometimes the best days to go for it!

    I was scared off by it after tentative probing.

    At the time, it felt kind of like she was keeping an inflated balloon in there.

    Winky on
  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Winky wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote:
    Those few days of heavy flow is like going up the River Nile during the plague of blood.

    Only I've never even had sex with a girl while she was on her period.

    All of the times I've seen it happen it has definitely been some damage I just inflicted.

    And it does not feel good to know that your cock was just an instrument of harm.

    'Cept when you cockslap someone. Then you just feel really proud until you start to question the origin of your erection.

    Ugh, and then you have to apologize to your dad. It's almost not worth the trouble.

    Ahahahahaha

    Wash on
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  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    It's funny how evolution kinda dropped the ball on our upper respiratory system.

    Allergies, deviated septums, collapsing air passages at rest, etc. etc.

    Ludious on
  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Nothing goes near my butt unless I am knocked out now. That is a no no zone.

    Mazzyx on
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  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited May 2011
    jesus and you guys are always going on about how awful butts are

    vaginas are awesome

    the vaginas winky fucks are probably retarded, you know the girls he likes

    Organichu on
  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Winky wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    even in the deepest throes of passion I have always been more than happy to just wait out Aunt Flo

    Why? Those are sometimes the best days to go for it!

    I was scared off by it after tentative probing.

    At the time, it felt kind of like she was keeping an inflated balloon in there.

    The objective is to pop it.

    Wash on
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  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Ludious wrote: »
    It's funny how evolution kinda dropped the ball on our upper respiratory system.

    Allergies, deviated septums, collapsing air passages at rest, etc. etc.

    Ehh, our plumbing is sufficient but I wouldn't say natural plumbing is really high quality no matter where.

    Mazzyx on
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  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Mim wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote:
    Those few days of heavy flow is like going up the River Nile during the plague of blood.

    Only I've never even had sex with a girl while she was on her period.

    All of the times I've seen it happen it has definitely been some damage I just inflicted.

    And it does not feel good to know that your cock was just an instrument of harm.

    Yeah, penises can be dangerous.

    I am never taking a girl's word for it when she says "fuck me as hard as you can" ever again.

    Did we...did we have sex together or something?
    Really, I believe its just a too common thing that happens during sex.

    Honestly, it should really just be filed under the larger "women are liars and should never be trusted" rule.

    Winky on
  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Organichu wrote: »
    jesus and you guys are always going on about how awful butts are

    vaginas are awesome

    the vaginas winky fucks are probably retarded, you know the girls he likes

    haha, well played

    Casual Eddy on
  • LawndartLawndart Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Man, I must either have the daintiest fun-sized cocks ever, or I've been exclusively fucking women with vaginas made of vulcanized rubber.

    I mean, they don't seem that fragile to me.

    Lawndart on
  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    i don't have a phone but i want that mulatto butts ringtone now

    Wash on
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  • Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    i don't have a phone but i want that mulatto butts ringtone now

    I need it. That is fucking brilliant.

    Silas Brown on
  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Ludious wrote: »
    It's funny how evolution kinda dropped the ball on our upper respiratory system.

    Allergies, deviated septums, collapsing air passages at rest, etc. etc.

    We should have blowholes like dolphins. Never have to worry about choking again.

    moniker on
  • MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Winky wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    even in the deepest throes of passion I have always been more than happy to just wait out Aunt Flo

    Why? Those are sometimes the best days to go for it!

    I was scared off by it after tentative probing.

    At the time, it felt kind of like she was keeping an inflated balloon in there.

    ...during Aunt Flo?!

    Some girls just get horny during periods. Then you can have shower sex!

    Mim on
  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    It's funny how evolution kinda dropped the ball on our upper respiratory system.

    Allergies, deviated septums, collapsing air passages at rest, etc. etc.

    Ehh, our plumbing is sufficient but I wouldn't say natural plumbing is really high quality no matter where.

    water based mammalia have banging respiratory systems.

    Ludious on
  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    re: moniker's comment preceding my own...

    I rest my case.

    Ludious on
  • LawndartLawndart Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    i don't have a phone but i want that mulatto butts ringtone now

    I need it. That is fucking brilliant.

    Due to popular demand, they made it available as a free download from the Archer page on the FX website.

    Lawndart on
  • MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    i don't have a phone but i want that mulatto butts ringtone now

    My phone is old so I had to use the voice recording tool to get it on there.

    Mim on
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Lawndart wrote: »
    Man, I must either have the daintiest fun-sized cocks ever, or I've been exclusively fucking women with vaginas made of vulcanized rubber.

    I mean, they don't seem that fragile to me.

    fillin pinatas with your cocks, for the children to scramble after

    ladies enjoying 100 calorie snack packs of your cocks

    skippydumptruck on
  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Winky, women aren't liars, they're just all crazy. And why wouldn't they be, they bleed from their sexholes and their boobs produce beverage. That's some wacky shit to deal with.

    Wash on
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  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited May 2011
    Irond Will wrote: »
    hey jake what are the best wong kar wai movies?

    netflix instant has:

    fallen angels
    as tears go by
    days of being wild
    happy together
    eros
    ashes of time redux

    they dont have chungking express

    fallen angels is pretty good. it's sort of like what he did with 2046 - it's unused footage from chungking, cut into a different movie. kind of a weird cross between a crime thriller and a sweet indie romance.

    the best on that list are days of being wild and happy together, followed by ashes of time. the first one is a period piece like in the mood for love but a little more zippy and fast-paced. happy together is just a really good relationship drama, kind of leisurely-paced and contemplative but utterly gorgeous. ashes of time is a really good martial arts flick, I think it kind of presages your crouching tigers and heros and so forth.

    I haven't seen the other two.

    Jacobkosh on
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  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Lawndart wrote: »
    Man, I must either have the daintiest fun-sized cocks ever, or I've been exclusively fucking women with vaginas made of vulcanized rubber.

    I mean, they don't seem that fragile to me.

    I think women have wildly varying penis tolerance.

    For instance, the girl I dated would probably just be ripped in half by stuff that Sasha Grey does.

    Winky on
  • Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Lawndart wrote: »
    i don't have a phone but i want that mulatto butts ringtone now

    I need it. That is fucking brilliant.

    Due to popular demand, they made it available as a free download from the Archer page on the FX website.

    Woohoo! Lawndart, you are a gentleman and a scholar!

    Silas Brown on
  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Mim wrote: »
    i don't have a phone but i want that mulatto butts ringtone now

    My phone is old so I had to use the voice recording tool to get it on there.

    Only problem with the song is that the dad's white? C'mon.


    C'mon.

    Wash on
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  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    gross chat tonight

    So It Goes on
  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    i should take a sleeping pill and peace out

    Casual Eddy on
  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Its bodily function [chat] tonight. With a focus on fun holes and fun poles!

    Mazzyx on
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  • MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Lawndart wrote: »
    Man, I must either have the daintiest fun-sized cocks ever, or I've been exclusively fucking women with vaginas made of vulcanized rubber.

    I mean, they don't seem that fragile to me.

    Ultimately, it depends on how much preparation has gone into the foreplay/sexings before doing it.

    Sometimes, some of you men just like to go in without some prep time.

    Mim on
  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited May 2011
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    hey jake what are the best wong kar wai movies?

    netflix instant has:

    fallen angels
    as tears go by
    days of being wild
    happy together
    eros
    ashes of time redux

    they dont have chungking express

    fallen angels is pretty good. it's sort of like what he did with 2046 - it's unused footage from chungking, cut into a different movie. kind of a weird cross between a crime thriller and a sweet indie romance.

    the best on that list are days of being wild and happy together, followed by ashes of time. the first one is a period piece like in the mood for love but a little more zippy and fast-paced. happy together is just a really good relationship drama, kind of leisurely-paced and contemplative but utterly gorgeous. ashes of time is a really good martial arts flick, I think it kind of presages your crouching tigers and heros and so forth.

    I haven't seen the other two.

    i guess i will start with days of being wild then

    by all indications, eros was a complete failure.

    Irond Will on
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  • South hostSouth host I obey without question Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Why the hell did they give the ED-209 ammo for its demonstration in Robocop?

    South host on
    Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Winky wrote: »
    Lawndart wrote: »
    Man, I must either have the daintiest fun-sized cocks ever, or I've been exclusively fucking women with vaginas made of vulcanized rubber.

    I mean, they don't seem that fragile to me.

    I think women have wildly varying penis tolerance.

    For instance, the girl I dated would probably just be ripped in half by stuff that Sasha Grey does.

    I'm going to guess that most pornstars build up to the 24 man triple penetration gangbangs and don't start there right after losing their virginity.

    moniker on
  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited May 2011
    Is it time for the movie naming game?

    Elki on
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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I hope I'm not getting an ear infection

    again

    Elendil on
  • ZampanovZampanov You May Not Go Home Until Tonight Has Been MagicalRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    South host wrote: »
    Why the hell did they give the ED-209 ammo for its demonstration in Robocop?

    I love how ridiculous that scene is

    and the rest of the movie

    Zampanov on
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  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I am going to be honest

    bloody vagina chat has not been my favorite

    can't we all talk about our mental disorders for a while

    Ludious on
  • AvrahamAvraham Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    saw a kid throwing a tantrum in a restaurant today

    I guess it's good that his mom didn't give in to his petulant demands
    but I'm baffled that she didn't do anything when he was kicking the wall over and over, wanting to go home

    Who the heck lets their kid get away with that? The owners of the joint were sitting like three tables away, trying to enjoy a sandwich.

    Avraham on
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  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Ludious wrote: »
    I am going to be honest

    bloody vagina chat has not been my favorite

    can't we all talk about our mental disorders for a while

    alcoholism is fun!

    So It Goes on
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