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New Comic thread for Wednesday 5/4/2011

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  • Cargo CultureCargo Culture Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    The broken Kotaku link took me to the 404 page, which I had never seen before and which made me laugh
    Thank you, broken link

    You'd think by now they would have figured out how to link to an external site.

    Cargo Culture on
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  • PeccaviPeccavi Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    el_vicio wrote: »
    Tycho wrote:
    Presumably on account of its “weirdness,” [Gabe] just sent - to the entire office - a link to a DA page that featured

    - Quetzalcoatl biting a woman’s vagina with a kind of jagged proto-beak
    - A werewolf biting a woman on her vagina
    - A malevolent vagina biting another vagina on the vagina

    o_o

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    Peccavi on
  • mentok1982mentok1982 I could never leave you PAX baby. BaltimoreRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Xehalus wrote: »
    I saw a truly amazing article on Krocataw that suggested that no networks anywhere were safe ever, but to keep using them every day because you have no choice.

    That was an interesting perspective.

    Then again, it was from a person who makes their living offering security services. Maybe that’s just what his sales pitch looks like.

    It's the ONLY sales pitch these days, Tycho.

    Tycho knows all about solving IT problems:
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  • HenroidHenroid Nobody Nowhere fastRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    No porn site I've ever visited has fucking vore on it.

    Did you know that simple biting counts as vore?

    Henroid on
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  • SabreMauSabreMau Still featuring glasses. Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    My son suggested that he wanted to be a "barbarian" when he grew up, that or a "pugilist." "Why choose?" I said. "There's synergies there."

    SabreMau on
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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I wish Tycho was my dad

    actually no, my dad's pretty great

    I wish Tycho was my mom

    or my second dad, you know, whatever

    Tossrock on
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  • HenroidHenroid Nobody Nowhere fastRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    SabreMau wrote: »
    My son suggested that he wanted to be a "barbarian" when he grew up, that or a "pugilist." "Why choose?" I said. "There's synergies there."

    His son has said some awesome shit in his brief time in the world. :^:

    Henroid on
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  • SabreMauSabreMau Still featuring glasses. Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Without paragraphs, I'm not sure if Tycho's saying the last part or his son is. Could see it going either way.

    SabreMau on
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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Henroid wrote: »
    No porn site I've ever visited has fucking vore on it.

    Did you know that simple biting counts as vore?

    no it doesn't

    Brolo on
  • FramlingFramling Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Rolo wrote: »
    Henroid wrote: »
    No porn site I've ever visited has fucking vore on it.

    Did you know that simple biting counts as vore?

    no it doesn't

    Yeah, that's pretty stupid.

    Framling on
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  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I love pigs, I want to kiss them and marry them. I also want to have sex with a female pig.

    This is the best.

    And loli is lolicon, a Japanese thing, it's hentai of underage girls. I think it's still totally legal there, but if you try and import it to the US or the UK or something, authorities will fuck you up on child porn possession charges.

    Which, personally, I don't really get. They're drawings.

    Of underage girls.

    Naked.

    Really, I don't see where there's room for confusion on this one.

    Romanian My Escutcheon on
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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    ( . ) ( . )

    rmed this drawing of boobies isn't 18 years old yet



    you are now guilty of looking at child porn

    Brolo on
  • peticanoepeticanoe Registered User
    edited May 2011
    pft you're jailed. nobody can see that unless it's quoted

    check and mate

    peticanoe on
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  • DubhDubh Ghost Plz don't heal meRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    HA
    Rolo wrote: »
    ( . ) ( . )

    rmed this drawing of boobies isn't 18 years old yet



    you are now guilty of looking at child porn

    Dubh on
  • HeadCreepsHeadCreeps Spinning past the ceiling, absolution calling Are you there, or not?Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Rolo wrote: »
    ( . ) ( . )

    rmed this drawing of boobies isn't 18 years old yet



    you are now guilty of looking at child porn

    but Rolo, aren't you yourself now guilty of not only distributing, but also creating, child porn!?

    HeadCreeps on
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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    HeadCreeps wrote: »
    Rolo wrote: »
    ( . ) ( . )

    rmed this drawing of boobies isn't 18 years old yet



    you are now guilty of looking at child porn

    but Rolo, aren't you yourself now guilty of not only distributing, but also creating, child porn!?

    when i was 2 years old i recognized my penis in a mirror and was sentenced to a double life sentence in federal prison

    thank god taxpayer dollars pay for broadband here

    Brolo on
  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Rolo wrote: »
    ( . ) ( . )

    rmed this drawing of boobies isn't 18 years old yet



    you are now guilty of looking at child porn

    It is only illegal if I get a boner.

    I am bonerless.

    Science exonerates me once again.

    Romanian My Escutcheon on
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  • FramlingFramling Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I love pigs, I want to kiss them and marry them. I also want to have sex with a female pig.

    This is the best.

    And loli is lolicon, a Japanese thing, it's hentai of underage girls. I think it's still totally legal there, but if you try and import it to the US or the UK or something, authorities will fuck you up on child porn possession charges.

    Which, personally, I don't really get. They're drawings.

    Of underage girls.

    Naked.

    Really, I don't see where there's room for confusion on this one.

    Real child porn is illegal because you have to hurt children to create it.

    You do not have to hurt children to draw pictures.

    Framling on
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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    yeah there's a line between illegal and creepy

    I guess that line is reality

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Framling wrote: »

    You do not have to hurt children to draw pictures.

    this... okay i think i've been drawing pictures the wrong way then

    Brolo on
  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    he said you didn't HAVE to

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    The Geek wrote: »
    A couple years back, I discovered this guy on DA and quite enjoy his stuff. I don't remember how I ever came across it, as I had not even heard of DA before that time.

    Here are some samples that are cool:
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    That's Dapper Dan! You know his work got him a job doing a new Ghostbusters comic for IDW?

    TankHammer on
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  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Just to clarify, chloroform does not fall within the definition of "hurting children," right?

    Romanian My Escutcheon on
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  • augustaugust where you come from is gone Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Just to clarify, chloroform does not fall within the definition of "hurting children," right?

    Depends on how much you use.

    august on
    Pac Man's character is difficult to explain even to the Japanese -- he is an innocent character. He hasn't been educated to discern between good and evil. He acts more like a small child than a grown-up person. Think of him as a child learning in the course of his daily activities. If someone tells him guns are evil, he would be the type to rush out and eat guns. But he would most probably eat any gun, even the pistols of policemen who need them.
  • XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Goose! was right.

    Xehalus on
  • FalxFalx Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    My whole problem with the "not real children thing" can be summed up as thus:

    In order to become a good artist, especially of the human form, you need to study anatomy.

    As I'm sure we can all agree, what you looked like when you were 5 is much different from when you were 25.

    How are these artists approaching any degree of realism without "studying anatomy"?

    That's just my line of thinking.

    Falx on
  • Dark Raven XDark Raven X Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Falx wrote: »
    My whole problem with the "not real children thing" can be summed up as thus:

    In order to become a good artist, especially of the human form, you need to study anatomy.

    As I'm sure we can all agree, what you looked like when you were 5 is much different from when you were 25.

    How are these artists approaching any degree of realism without "studying anatomy"?

    That's just my line of thinking.

    Oh, bro, don't worry. I've seen loli. They clearly haven't studied anything.

    Dark Raven X on
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  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    How is that...

    I don't even...

    What the fuck?

    Romanian My Escutcheon on
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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    yeah there's a line between illegal and creepy

    I guess that line is reality

    I love this post so so so much

    Graves on
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  • FerrusFerrus Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    DA is a place for pretentious artsy types with pretentious artsy fetishes.

    So yea.

    Ferrus on
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    My penis is like a toddler. A toddler—who is a perfectly normal size for his age—on a long road trip to what he thinks is Disney World. My penis is excited because he hasn’t been to Disney World in a long, long time, but remembers a time when he used to go every day. So now the penis toddler is constantly fidgeting, whining “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? How about now? Now? How about... now?”
    And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
  • FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Falx wrote: »
    My whole problem with the "not real children thing" can be summed up as thus:

    In order to become a good artist, especially of the human form, you need to study anatomy.

    As I'm sure we can all agree, what you looked like when you were 5 is much different from when you were 25.

    How are these artists approaching any degree of realism without "studying anatomy"?

    That's just my line of thinking.

    Oh, bro, don't worry. I've seen loli. They clearly haven't studied anything.

    but, um

    but...you have?

    I guess you must have, in order to make that statement.

    umm.

    D:

    Fyndir on
  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Fyndir wrote: »
    Falx wrote: »
    My whole problem with the "not real children thing" can be summed up as thus:

    In order to become a good artist, especially of the human form, you need to study anatomy.

    As I'm sure we can all agree, what you looked like when you were 5 is much different from when you were 25.

    How are these artists approaching any degree of realism without "studying anatomy"?

    That's just my line of thinking.

    Oh, bro, don't worry. I've seen loli. They clearly haven't studied anything.

    but, um

    but...you have?

    I guess you must have, in order to make that statement.

    umm.

    D:

    Not only that
    He has sufficient anatomical knowledge to know they are inaccurate

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  • FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    BusterK wrote: »
    Not only that
    He has sufficient anatomical knowledge to know they are inaccurate

    I think we need an adult. D:

    Fyndir on
  • EndEnd Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Fyndir wrote: »
    BusterK wrote: »
    Not only that
    He has sufficient anatomical knowledge to know they are inaccurate

    I think we need an adult. D:

    or maybe the FBI

    check his shed maybe

    End on
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  • FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    End wrote: »
    Fyndir wrote: »
    BusterK wrote: »
    Not only that
    He has sufficient anatomical knowledge to know they are inaccurate

    I think we need an adult. D:

    or maybe the FBI

    check his shed maybe

    The FBI are adults, they'll do!

    Fyndir on
  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Falx wrote: »
    My whole problem with the "not real children thing" can be summed up as thus:

    In order to become a good artist, especially of the human form, you need to study anatomy.

    As I'm sure we can all agree, what you looked like when you were 5 is much different from when you were 25.

    How are these artists approaching any degree of realism without "studying anatomy"?

    That's just my line of thinking.
    There are non-pornographic nude pictures of children.

    Couscous on
  • HeadCreepsHeadCreeps Spinning past the ceiling, absolution calling Are you there, or not?Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    BusterK wrote: »
    Fyndir wrote: »
    Falx wrote: »
    My whole problem with the "not real children thing" can be summed up as thus:

    In order to become a good artist, especially of the human form, you need to study anatomy.

    As I'm sure we can all agree, what you looked like when you were 5 is much different from when you were 25.

    How are these artists approaching any degree of realism without "studying anatomy"?

    That's just my line of thinking.

    Oh, bro, don't worry. I've seen loli. They clearly haven't studied anything.

    but, um

    but...you have?

    I guess you must have, in order to make that statement.

    umm.

    D:

    Not only that
    He has sufficient anatomical knowledge to know they are inaccurate

    It's like these assholes have never even seen a 7 year old's vagina before.

    HeadCreeps on
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  • XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
  • DarmakDarmak Pree Ashma Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I like some of what's on deviant art but I try and not look for the weird and creepy shit because I already know it's on there and the novelty of seeing drawings of dragons having sex with cars while getting jackhammered in the cornhole by a diaper wearing fox giant while being swallowed alive by an orca has worn off.

    Darmak on
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  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I feel like the more amusing stuff isn't the out-and-out porn

    but rather the stuff that's just sort of bizarre and you know that someone's getting off to it even though it's PG

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