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New Comic thread for Wednesday 5/4/2011

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  • Cargo CultureCargo Culture Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    The broken Kotaku link took me to the 404 page, which I had never seen before and which made me laugh
    Thank you, broken link

    You'd think by now they would have figured out how to link to an external site.

    [SIGPIC]I did warn you not to trust me.[/SIGPIC]
  • PeccaviPeccavi oh... oh my!Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    el_vicio wrote: »
    Tycho wrote:
    Presumably on account of its “weirdness,” [Gabe] just sent - to the entire office - a link to a DA page that featured

    - Quetzalcoatl biting a woman’s vagina with a kind of jagged proto-beak
    - A werewolf biting a woman on her vagina
    - A malevolent vagina biting another vagina on the vagina

    o_o

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  • mentok1982mentok1982 I could never leave you PAX baby. BaltimoreRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Xehalus wrote: »
    I saw a truly amazing article on Krocataw that suggested that no networks anywhere were safe ever, but to keep using them every day because you have no choice.

    That was an interesting perspective.

    Then again, it was from a person who makes their living offering security services. Maybe that’s just what his sales pitch looks like.

    It's the ONLY sales pitch these days, Tycho.

    Tycho knows all about solving IT problems:
    Spoiler:

    Penny Arcade TV makes my life complete!
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  • HenroidHenroid Nobody Nowhere fastRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    No porn site I've ever visited has fucking vore on it.

    Did you know that simple biting counts as vore?

    "Ultima Online Pre-Trammel is the perfect example of why libertarians are full of shit."
    - @Ludious
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  • SabreMauSabreMau Still featuring glasses. Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    My son suggested that he wanted to be a "barbarian" when he grew up, that or a "pugilist." "Why choose?" I said. "There's synergies there."

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I wish Tycho was my dad

    actually no, my dad's pretty great

    I wish Tycho was my mom

    or my second dad, you know, whatever

  • HenroidHenroid Nobody Nowhere fastRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    SabreMau wrote: »
    My son suggested that he wanted to be a "barbarian" when he grew up, that or a "pugilist." "Why choose?" I said. "There's synergies there."

    His son has said some awesome shit in his brief time in the world. :^:

    "Ultima Online Pre-Trammel is the perfect example of why libertarians are full of shit."
    - @Ludious
    PA Lets Play Archive - Twitter - Blog (6/15/14)
  • SabreMauSabreMau Still featuring glasses. Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Without paragraphs, I'm not sure if Tycho's saying the last part or his son is. Could see it going either way.

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Henroid wrote: »
    No porn site I've ever visited has fucking vore on it.

    Did you know that simple biting counts as vore?

    no it doesn't

  • FramlingFramling Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Rolo wrote: »
    Henroid wrote: »
    No porn site I've ever visited has fucking vore on it.

    Did you know that simple biting counts as vore?

    no it doesn't

    Yeah, that's pretty stupid.

    you're = you are
    your = belonging to you

    their = belonging to them
    there = not here
    they're = they are
  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I love pigs, I want to kiss them and marry them. I also want to have sex with a female pig.

    This is the best.

    And loli is lolicon, a Japanese thing, it's hentai of underage girls. I think it's still totally legal there, but if you try and import it to the US or the UK or something, authorities will fuck you up on child porn possession charges.

    Which, personally, I don't really get. They're drawings.

    Of underage girls.

    Naked.

    Really, I don't see where there's room for confusion on this one.

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    ( . ) ( . )

    rmed this drawing of boobies isn't 18 years old yet



    you are now guilty of looking at child porn

  • peticanoepeticanoe Registered User
    edited May 2011
    pft you're jailed. nobody can see that unless it's quoted

    check and mate

    comics monday to friday
    Rolo wrote:
    what's the deal with nerds and cthulu
    when C'thulhu rises all those jocks will finally get what's coming to them
  • DubhDubh "FLÄSHYN!" Y.V.'s mansionRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    HA
    Rolo wrote: »
    ( . ) ( . )

    rmed this drawing of boobies isn't 18 years old yet



    you are now guilty of looking at child porn

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  • HeadCreepsHeadCreeps Hey paisanos! The Anime ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Rolo wrote: »
    ( . ) ( . )

    rmed this drawing of boobies isn't 18 years old yet



    you are now guilty of looking at child porn

    but Rolo, aren't you yourself now guilty of not only distributing, but also creating, child porn!?

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    HeadCreeps wrote: »
    Rolo wrote: »
    ( . ) ( . )

    rmed this drawing of boobies isn't 18 years old yet



    you are now guilty of looking at child porn

    but Rolo, aren't you yourself now guilty of not only distributing, but also creating, child porn!?

    when i was 2 years old i recognized my penis in a mirror and was sentenced to a double life sentence in federal prison

    thank god taxpayer dollars pay for broadband here

  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Rolo wrote: »
    ( . ) ( . )

    rmed this drawing of boobies isn't 18 years old yet



    you are now guilty of looking at child porn

    It is only illegal if I get a boner.

    I am bonerless.

    Science exonerates me once again.

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  • FramlingFramling Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I love pigs, I want to kiss them and marry them. I also want to have sex with a female pig.

    This is the best.

    And loli is lolicon, a Japanese thing, it's hentai of underage girls. I think it's still totally legal there, but if you try and import it to the US or the UK or something, authorities will fuck you up on child porn possession charges.

    Which, personally, I don't really get. They're drawings.

    Of underage girls.

    Naked.

    Really, I don't see where there's room for confusion on this one.

    Real child porn is illegal because you have to hurt children to create it.

    You do not have to hurt children to draw pictures.

    you're = you are
    your = belonging to you

    their = belonging to them
    there = not here
    they're = they are
  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    yeah there's a line between illegal and creepy

    I guess that line is reality

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Framling wrote: »

    You do not have to hurt children to draw pictures.

    this... okay i think i've been drawing pictures the wrong way then

  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    he said you didn't HAVE to

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Extreme Ghostbuster Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    The Geek wrote: »
    A couple years back, I discovered this guy on DA and quite enjoy his stuff. I don't remember how I ever came across it, as I had not even heard of DA before that time.

    Here are some samples that are cool:
    Spoiler:

    That's Dapper Dan! You know his work got him a job doing a new Ghostbusters comic for IDW?

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  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Just to clarify, chloroform does not fall within the definition of "hurting children," right?

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  • augustaugust where you come from is gone Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Just to clarify, chloroform does not fall within the definition of "hurting children," right?

    Depends on how much you use.

    Spoiler:
  • XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
  • FalxFalx Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    My whole problem with the "not real children thing" can be summed up as thus:

    In order to become a good artist, especially of the human form, you need to study anatomy.

    As I'm sure we can all agree, what you looked like when you were 5 is much different from when you were 25.

    How are these artists approaching any degree of realism without "studying anatomy"?

    That's just my line of thinking.

  • Dark Raven XDark Raven X Gingerbread MuffinsRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Falx wrote: »
    My whole problem with the "not real children thing" can be summed up as thus:

    In order to become a good artist, especially of the human form, you need to study anatomy.

    As I'm sure we can all agree, what you looked like when you were 5 is much different from when you were 25.

    How are these artists approaching any degree of realism without "studying anatomy"?

    That's just my line of thinking.

    Oh, bro, don't worry. I've seen loli. They clearly haven't studied anything.

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  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    How is that...

    I don't even...

    What the fuck?

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    yeah there's a line between illegal and creepy

    I guess that line is reality

    I love this post so so so much

    Usher wrote:
    Honey got a booty like pow pow pow
    Honey got some boobies like wow oh wow.
  • FerrusFerrus Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    DA is a place for pretentious artsy types with pretentious artsy fetishes.

    So yea.

    I would like to pause for a moment, to talk about my penis.
    Spoiler:
  • FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Falx wrote: »
    My whole problem with the "not real children thing" can be summed up as thus:

    In order to become a good artist, especially of the human form, you need to study anatomy.

    As I'm sure we can all agree, what you looked like when you were 5 is much different from when you were 25.

    How are these artists approaching any degree of realism without "studying anatomy"?

    That's just my line of thinking.

    Oh, bro, don't worry. I've seen loli. They clearly haven't studied anything.

    but, um

    but...you have?

    I guess you must have, in order to make that statement.

    umm.

    D:

  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Fyndir wrote: »
    Falx wrote: »
    My whole problem with the "not real children thing" can be summed up as thus:

    In order to become a good artist, especially of the human form, you need to study anatomy.

    As I'm sure we can all agree, what you looked like when you were 5 is much different from when you were 25.

    How are these artists approaching any degree of realism without "studying anatomy"?

    That's just my line of thinking.

    Oh, bro, don't worry. I've seen loli. They clearly haven't studied anything.

    but, um

    but...you have?

    I guess you must have, in order to make that statement.

    umm.

    D:

    Not only that
    He has sufficient anatomical knowledge to know they are inaccurate

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  • FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    BusterK wrote: »
    Not only that
    He has sufficient anatomical knowledge to know they are inaccurate

    I think we need an adult. D:

  • EndEnd Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Fyndir wrote: »
    BusterK wrote: »
    Not only that
    He has sufficient anatomical knowledge to know they are inaccurate

    I think we need an adult. D:

    or maybe the FBI

    check his shed maybe

    I saw its soul, envied its pride, but needed nothing it had
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  • FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    End wrote: »
    Fyndir wrote: »
    BusterK wrote: »
    Not only that
    He has sufficient anatomical knowledge to know they are inaccurate

    I think we need an adult. D:

    or maybe the FBI

    check his shed maybe

    The FBI are adults, they'll do!

  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Falx wrote: »
    My whole problem with the "not real children thing" can be summed up as thus:

    In order to become a good artist, especially of the human form, you need to study anatomy.

    As I'm sure we can all agree, what you looked like when you were 5 is much different from when you were 25.

    How are these artists approaching any degree of realism without "studying anatomy"?

    That's just my line of thinking.
    There are non-pornographic nude pictures of children.

  • HeadCreepsHeadCreeps Hey paisanos! The Anime ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    BusterK wrote: »
    Fyndir wrote: »
    Falx wrote: »
    My whole problem with the "not real children thing" can be summed up as thus:

    In order to become a good artist, especially of the human form, you need to study anatomy.

    As I'm sure we can all agree, what you looked like when you were 5 is much different from when you were 25.

    How are these artists approaching any degree of realism without "studying anatomy"?

    That's just my line of thinking.

    Oh, bro, don't worry. I've seen loli. They clearly haven't studied anything.

    but, um

    but...you have?

    I guess you must have, in order to make that statement.

    umm.

    D:

    Not only that
    He has sufficient anatomical knowledge to know they are inaccurate

    It's like these assholes have never even seen a 7 year old's vagina before.

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  • DarmakDarmak Godking of the Snerkywizards Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I like some of what's on deviant art but I try and not look for the weird and creepy shit because I already know it's on there and the novelty of seeing drawings of dragons having sex with cars while getting jackhammered in the cornhole by a diaper wearing fox giant while being swallowed alive by an orca has worn off.

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  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer I'm Speed Racer and I drive real fast. I drive real fast, I'm gonna last.Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I feel like the more amusing stuff isn't the out-and-out porn

    but rather the stuff that's just sort of bizarre and you know that someone's getting off to it even though it's PG

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