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The New Comic Thread for Friday, May 6th, 2011

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Truer words

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  • HenroidHenroid Baba Booey to y'all Tyler, TX (where hope comes to die!)Registered User regular
    This comic is BLASPHEMY. Wolves don't prey on humans! I mean, sure, sometimes wolves hunt down pregnant beasts and only devour the fetus, but still!

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  • KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    But aren't they then also...devouring the pregnant animals LOWER BODY???

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  • HenroidHenroid Baba Booey to y'all Tyler, TX (where hope comes to die!)Registered User regular
    Klyka wrote: »
    But aren't they then also...devouring the pregnant animals LOWER BODY???

    Maybe sorta but they often survive.

    Strangest fucking thing I've read about wolves. Aside from that I love them. Smart animals.

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    I love how straight-forward and nonchalant Tycho is with his advice sometimes.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    I don't know what this comic's referring to

    it couldn't possibly be game of thrones

    because those are dire wolves

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  • RialeRiale Registered User
    maybe minecraft? faithful wolf companions and all that, and we know his son plays minecraft from earlier comics.

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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Registered User regular
    #pipe wrote: »
    I don't know what this comic's referring to

    it couldn't possibly be game of thrones

    because those are dire wolves

    but dire wolves are pretend

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  • Monkey Ball WarriorMonkey Ball Warrior A collection of mediocre hats Redmond, WARegistered User regular
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    I don't know what this comic's referring to

    it couldn't possibly be game of thrones

    because those are dire wolves

    but dire wolves are pretend

    Also the name of the comic is Dire Circumstances.

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  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    They are always dire wolves.

    Never trivial wolves.

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  • LarlarLarlar Super Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Henroid wrote: »
    This comic is BLASPHEMY. Wolves don't prey on humans! I mean, sure, sometimes wolves hunt down pregnant beasts and only devour the fetus, but still!

    To play an oddly straight tangent...

    Number of people killed by wolf attacks in 2006: 0
    Number of people killed by vending machines in 2006: 4

    I never thought this statistic would be topical ever again.

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  • FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    Larlar wrote: »
    Henroid wrote: »
    This comic is BLASPHEMY. Wolves don't prey on humans! I mean, sure, sometimes wolves hunt down pregnant beasts and only devour the fetus, but still!

    To play an oddly straight tangent...

    Number of people killed by wolf attacks in 2006: 0
    Number of people killed by vending machines in 2006: 4

    I never thought this statistic would be topical ever again.

    Has someone been watching The West Wing?

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus The machine is broken. The universe is broken.Registered User regular
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    I don't know what this comic's referring to

    it couldn't possibly be game of thrones

    because those are dire wolves

    but dire wolves are pretend

    They're extinct, not pretend.

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  • fightinfilipinofightinfilipino legally competent Registered User regular
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    he was delicious


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    get off my lawn

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  • IvarIvar Registered User regular
    Centipede Damascus wrote: »
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    I don't know what this comic's referring to

    it couldn't possibly be game of thrones

    because those are dire wolves

    but dire wolves are pretend

    They're extinct, not pretend.

    Yup

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  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    Larlar wrote: »
    Henroid wrote: »
    This comic is BLASPHEMY. Wolves don't prey on humans! I mean, sure, sometimes wolves hunt down pregnant beasts and only devour the fetus, but still!

    To play an oddly straight tangent...

    Number of people killed by wolf attacks in 2006: 0
    Number of people killed by vending machines in 2006: 4

    I never thought this statistic would be topical ever again.

    I demand more obscure facts involving irony.

    Please?

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  • XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    I could see a wolf being very loyal and considering you a part of it's pack, if you raise it from a pup.

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  • zen-zen- Registered User regular
    a dire wolf's fart can kill a man in one sniff, fact

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  • smofsmof The meanest dinosaur Registered User regular
    Xehalus wrote: »
    I could see a wolf being very loyal and considering you a part of it's pack, if you raise it from a pup.

    Until it decides to challenge you for the alpha position, and rips your spine out.



    Spine ripping is probably a thing wolves do hell I don't know shit about wolves.

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    Fyndir wrote: »
    Larlar wrote: »
    Henroid wrote: »
    This comic is BLASPHEMY. Wolves don't prey on humans! I mean, sure, sometimes wolves hunt down pregnant beasts and only devour the fetus, but still!

    To play an oddly straight tangent...

    Number of people killed by wolf attacks in 2006: 0
    Number of people killed by vending machines in 2006: 4

    I never thought this statistic would be topical ever again.

    Has someone been watching The West Wing?

    Let's talk about the bear.

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    scarab you have mental problems
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  • That Dave FellaThat Dave Fella Registered User regular
    I just watched that episode and was going to post that statistic.

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  • LarlarLarlar Super Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    I'm king of that statistic. Get your own damn statistic.

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    i got to this part in the book and my eyes rolled so hard they just about fell out of my head

    i mean, the writing's decent and all

    but i have never seen such a wolfshirt collection of genre staples outside of an office supply store

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  • IoloIolo Registered User regular
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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sMC8lmKWpA&feature=related

    wolfpups.

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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    Orikaeshigitae wrote: »
    i got to this part in the book and my eyes rolled so hard they just about fell out of my head

    i mean, the writing's decent and all

    but i have never seen such a wolfshirt collection of genre staples outside of an office supply store

    Is that as far as you read?

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  • joshua1joshua1 Registered User
    a place i have been too got a mention on the frontpage! *swoon*

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Keep the change you filthy animalRegistered User, Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    To be fair, finding your house sigil killed by a rival house's sigil, while the corpse nurses a number of pups of said sigil equal in number to your own children, with a mute albino runt for the bastard you sired while away at war but brought home and raised as your own despite frequent protests by your wife and mother of your rightborn children, is not a sign one should take likely.

    On the other hand, giving your children apex predators for toys is not a decision I would recommend to anyone who actually likes their children.

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  • KalTorakKalTorak Registered User regular
    Balefuego wrote: »
    Orikaeshigitae wrote: »
    i got to this part in the book and my eyes rolled so hard they just about fell out of my head

    i mean, the writing's decent and all

    but i have never seen such a wolfshirt collection of genre staples outside of an office supply store

    Is that as far as you read?

    Yeah, because GRRM has a thing he likes to do with genre-staples.

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Extreme Ghostbuster Registered User regular
    This is one of those Penny Arcade strips that you can show to anyone and they'll get a chuckle.

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  • ButtersButters Registered User regular
    TankHammer wrote: »
    This is one of those Penny Arcade strips that you can show to anyone and they'll get a chuckle.

    Yeah and I love that. I've shown so many people the Nerf rules of engagement one.

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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    HAH.


    dire

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  • DruhimDruhim Usagi's cuddlefish Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    To be fair, finding your house sigil killed by a rival house's sigil, while the corpse nurses a number of pups of said sigil equal in number to your own children, with a mute albino runt for the bastard you sired while away at war but brought home and raised as your own despite frequent protests by your wife and mother of your rightborn children, is not a sign one should take likely.

    On the other hand, giving your children apex predators for toys is not a decision I would recommend to anyone who actually likes their children.

    Look, Winter is Coming and those kids need to harden the fuck up.

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  • DruhimDruhim Usagi's cuddlefish Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Balefuego wrote: »
    Orikaeshigitae wrote: »
    i got to this part in the book and my eyes rolled so hard they just about fell out of my head

    i mean, the writing's decent and all

    but i have never seen such a wolfshirt collection of genre staples outside of an office supply store

    Is that as far as you read?

    How far does someone need to read into a book before they're allowed to decide it's not their cup of tea without earning your scorn sirrah?

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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    Druhim wrote: »
    Balefuego wrote: »
    Orikaeshigitae wrote: »
    i got to this part in the book and my eyes rolled so hard they just about fell out of my head

    i mean, the writing's decent and all

    but i have never seen such a wolfshirt collection of genre staples outside of an office supply store

    Is that as far as you read?

    How far does someone need to read into a book before they're allowed to decide it's not their cup of tea without earning your scorn sirrah?

    You are reading an awful lot into that comment to assume it's scorn, I was just curious.


    (and the answer is 85 pages)

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  • DruhimDruhim Usagi's cuddlefish Registered User, ClubPA regular
    My experiments (reproducible by anyone with access to a few ounces of lye, some fatback, and a small gutta-percha flask) show beyond a doubt that one only needs to read 73 pages before quitting a book without besmirching them and their kin. What say you sir? Shall we cross swords at dawn? Or will you yield to my obvious truth?

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  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel Deus Vult! OsloRegistered User regular
    Wolves Hell of kill people in rural Latvia.

    I read a book on it.

    Edit: It was called: Rural Latvians are Fucking Dumb - A hundred reasons Murder Fang Forest should be unpopulated.

    Fuck off and die.
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  • IvarIvar Registered User regular
    Murder Fang Forest? Sounds like a quiet, peaceful place. Good for a picnic!

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] Registered User regular
    Well I mean he was going to kill them, but the kids begged him not to and said they'd train the fuck out of them.

    Also it's fantasy deal

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Extreme Ghostbuster Registered User regular
    Ivar wrote: »
    Murder Fang Forest? Sounds like a quiet, peaceful place. Good for a picnic!

    Oh it is, but it's situated next to Gummi-Drop Meadows and that place is just swarming with packs of killer wolves.

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