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Knights of Arcadia Phalla: Night 8: Oh Osa, Where Art Thou?

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2011
    VOTING CLOSED

    End of Day 0:

    The Acquaintance does not respond to the singular vote.

    He simply stares.

    And smiles.

    Facetious is spared.

    He is kind.

    Munkus Beaver on
    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • MarthMarth Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Who had Kusu going mad 15 minutes in?

    Marth on
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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    The fuck

    Also humans suck

    Viscount Islands on
    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
  • facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I.. but..... :?

    facetious on
    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Real strong, facetious.

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  • facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    That was a cruel trick!!

    facetious on
    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Real strong, facetious.

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  • Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    The fuck

    Also humans suck

    do not

    *headbutts*

    Butler For Life #1 on
  • MarthMarth Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    The world is better with your mustache, facetious.

    Marth on
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  • facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    *smoothes it out proudly* I'm glad somebody agrees!

    facetious on
    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Real strong, facetious.

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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I hate god and people with depth perception

    I Win Swordfights on
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  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I will bronze it and display it in the town hall for all to see after your demise

    Tommy2Hands on
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  • MarthMarth Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I hate god and people with depth perception

    I'll drink to that.

    Marth on
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  • facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    *wants the scary guy with one eye on his side* Did you know that my mustache is so bushy it cuts out a significant portion of my field of vision?

    facetious on
    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Real strong, facetious.

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I once nearly lost an eye in a juggling accident

    and that's why you never juggle knives

    AMP'd on
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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2011
    VOTING CLOSED

    End of Day 0:

    The Acquaintance does not respond to the singular vote.

    He simply stares.

    And smiles.

    Facetious is spared.

    He is kind.

    Haha, I love you munkus

    Kusuguttai on
  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Face...I

    I think you're dead.

    ...

    One less human, works for me.

    Viscount Islands on
    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Oh never mind

    Pah, the Acquaintance is soft.

    Viscount Islands on
    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I'd like you a lot more if you shut up and bought me a drink

    I Win Swordfights on
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  • facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Oh man I just saw the edit of the edit.

    Such a nice smile...

    facetious on
    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Real strong, facetious.

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  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I tried changing the material of my eye from photoreceptive pigments to photosynthetic ones

    It didn't work out

    Tommy2Hands on
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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Sorry

    The Acquaintance

    Viscount Islands on
    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
  • ThetherooThetheroo Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Don't mind me, I'm just sketching a nice drawing. What is it, you ask? It's the 22 possible ways I've seen a man die using a butter knife. You see a lot of odd things in the constabulary.

    Thetheroo on
  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Alright, so when do we start the drinking? There will be booze here, right?

    Melding on
  • facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I'd like you a lot more if you shut up and bought me a drink

    I.. yes. Yes, quite. Er, is there a tavern nearby...? *pauses* Oh, right, er, not that you'd be able to... er, I'll find one.

    facetious on
    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Real strong, facetious.

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  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Well, this will require research, and apparently my tomes did not make the journey with me.

    Excuse me while I attempt to find the library.

    Or a nice glass of sherry.

    Either or.

    Romanian My Escutcheon on
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  • MarthMarth Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Thetheroo wrote: »
    Don't mind me, I'm just sketching a nice drawing. What is it, you ask? It's the 22 possible ways I've seen a man die using a butter knife. You see a lot of odd things in the constabulary.

    I can guarantee the stuff out there at sea is worse.

    Marth on
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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Fifty heads and thirteen wives,
    Fifty necks all holding lives,
    Axes, friends, truth and love,
    Gentle push meets hasty shove.

    Charles Kinbote on
  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    !Acquaintance

    we need someone a little more serious about rooting out evildoers in charge here

    AMP'd on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • ThetherooThetheroo Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    AMP'd wrote: »
    !Acquaintance

    we need someone a little more serious about rooting out evildoers in charge here

    Oh, this should be good. I'll need more red paint by the end of this.

    Thetheroo on
  • facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    But I'm not an evildoer!!

    *thinks, "I've only ever killed contractually."*

    facetious on
    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Real strong, facetious.

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    facetious wrote: »
    But I'm not an evildoer!!

    *thinks, "I've only ever killed contractually."*

    You got a funny look about you friend, why not come get something to drink to take the edge off.

    (that took too long to edit)

    Melding on
  • facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    (Read the edit!!)

    facetious on
    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Real strong, facetious.

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  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Killing our host seems rather unkind!

    Especially considering that this tomb he has interred us in seems needlessly convoluted, and finding our way around would be much easier with a guide.

    On that note, so far I have found three chambers filled with a variety of screeching things, a room for practicing the crwth, and a room where a piano tried to eat me.

    No library or sherry so far.

    Romanian My Escutcheon on
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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I'm also not sure if our host can die!

    has anyone found any secret passageways in bookcases or grandfather clocks yet?

    AMP'd on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Beef AvengerBeef Avenger Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Ehh, so this Acquaintance wants us to put someone's head on the block then eh? Well will anyone be playing the hero to try and get us out of here, or shall we play this man's game get down to picking the unfortunate bastard

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  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I've already changed all the grandfather clocks into baby clocks

    that was actually intended, however

    Tommy2Hands on
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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited May 2011
    Which one of you bled on my floor? Get the FUCK OUT

    DJ Eebs on
  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Killing our host seems rather unkind!

    Especially considering that this tomb he has interred us in seems needlessly convoluted, and finding our way around would be much easier with a guide.

    On that note, so far I have found three chambers filled with a variety of screeching things, a room for practicing the crwth, and a room where a piano tried to eat me.

    No library or sherry so far.

    A slick tricky guide with things to hide and sly guys sighing lies from inside little honey-homes all licked around with silver seems hardly better a thing than no guide at all when one is deep and low into the belly of beast torch-flickering light and small silky whispers pour from all the walls about.

    Charles Kinbote on
  • NiryaNirya Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    This house is not very fat-friendly....

    Nirya on
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  • facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    *stops playing with his mustache long enough to stare the jester*

    What... what the hell did he just say?

    facetious on
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    Real strong, facetious.

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  • NiryaNirya Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Sorry, accessible towards people with an eating problem.

    Nirya on
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