White Van Racer - Available Now -
Now it's your turn to be the infamous White Van Man instead of just being an innocent road user on the receiving end of their crazy driving!
White Van Racer puts you in the driving seat for some seriously madcap racing, road-hogging, pushing and shoving through rolling countryside, country lanes and mountain roads.
From ice-cream and burger vans to plumbers and window cleaners, choose your vehicle and take on some truly insane opponents in the Tournaments, Time Trials and quick races. Progress through the tournaments to unlock more tracks and vans, and ultimately become the most feared and revered White Van driver of them all!
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Just_Bri_ThanksSeething with ragefrom a handbasket.Registered User, ClubPAregular
edited June 2007
I think my arm would get tired after about 250 stab wounds.
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...and when you are done with that; take a folding
chair to Creation and then suplex the Void.
get food and stuff and open up some pc cases and put it inside
if you just place it in there they will realise weeks later when its all mouldy and stinky
but if you smear it up on the circuitboards it might make things run bad and they will figure it out sooner and get to open up the computer and wonder why there is banana and peanut butter all over everything
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Wow. Now I'm curious.
no, you're just straight-up gay
seven hundred stab wounds.
For chocolate? Yes.
Aha. Ahahahahaha. lol.
...
*snort*
No.
don't you
http://www.phoenixgamesgroup.com/
No carpet.
http://www.phoenixgamesgroup.com/uk/games/whitevanracer1.html
White Van Racer - Available Now -
Now it's your turn to be the infamous White Van Man instead of just being an innocent road user on the receiving end of their crazy driving!
White Van Racer puts you in the driving seat for some seriously madcap racing, road-hogging, pushing and shoving through rolling countryside, country lanes and mountain roads.
From ice-cream and burger vans to plumbers and window cleaners, choose your vehicle and take on some truly insane opponents in the Tournaments, Time Trials and quick races. Progress through the tournaments to unlock more tracks and vans, and ultimately become the most feared and revered White Van driver of them all!
chair to Creation and then suplex the Void.
I guess that's why you're not in jail.
in blood
that shit never comes off
the message should say something about the co-ordinates of a key and the mathematical equation to make the co-ordinates
All of it
Don't need any passwords for that
Put a random X somewhere
I could turn it into a scientific experiment. See how many times I can stab myself before dying.
See if we can rule out Paris having killed herself. If I can make it to 700, it's a possibility.
I have only two balls. It's a lot of equipment to cover for one man. I'll probably die.
Though it'll be an AWESOME death.
There's only one, and it's locked. It's one of those distributors.
It's only a quarter, though. And it tastes okay for a quarter a cup.
You could order some horse/bull semen
Nobody would be in a position to tell the difference
I could then report it as a bug. I like this plan.
That lady-friend you're trying to impress.
Like, someone took the effort to make sure the CD had no non-semen covered spots
This is a bug"
I have a hard time deciding whether you actually know or not that I have no access to the game code.
charlie the safety cat :^:
Actually I didn't
But rest assured I do now
chimpy chomp
if you just place it in there they will realise weeks later when its all mouldy and stinky
but if you smear it up on the circuitboards it might make things run bad and they will figure it out sooner and get to open up the computer and wonder why there is banana and peanut butter all over everything
the place is being fumigated